#hunk: i mean….

[leenfiend]

we were like - rivals, you know? lance and keith neck and neck!

#alternate response for keith based on this comic: oh my god you’re the guy that was always staring at me #lance: I- WHAT! NO #hunk: i mean…. #lance: SHUT UP I DID NOT i was just - i was staring HATE INTO YOU #keith: ….so you were staring #dis one made me emotional fellas im ngl #lance simultaneously caring so hard about keith and what he’s doing and what’s going on in that little noggin #while also being so confused as to why he cares so much at all like who even is this guy #klance #vld klance #my art #Voltron #vld

[frostleni]

hi hi hi I love your art smmmm

I was wondering if you could draw rei a little chubby? I’m obsessing over the abs begone piece you did :)))))))))))))))

Just my hc of Rei softening up post ep 12 + being domestic + staying strong 💪

ALSO THANK YOU ANON HEHE this wasn't really what you asked for but it is a part of the same idea lol

#idk if this would be considered chubby but- #its something...... #it makes me feel so..... soft...... its so domestic and sweet idk #no need to train every day to be a hitman #now he gets to be a dad lolll #im impressed rei ate junk food and kept up shape like damn bro how... i mean tbf he didnt eat it daily since he met kazuki #kazuki thank u for feeding rei #i was gonna do older rei with a dad bod but #i practiced drawing abs hunks and twunks so hard #that now idk how to draw other body types #i dont even like abs that much irl #i enjoy drawing it tho idk #ok that was off topic.. #rei suwa #buddy daddies #miri unasaka #kazurei #buddy daddies art #buddy daddies anime #tumblr asks

[pidges-lost-robot]

I feel like Pidge only knows to joke about certain crushes if they follow really obvious signs or like tropes. I absolutely think she'd bully Lance about Allura and then later have no fucking clue about him having feelings for Keith because he's a lot more subtle about it and is like "what?! No I bet Hunk so much money that he was just shipping for the sake of it! No! Lance why would you do this to me?!"

I also think this interpretation of Pidge was initially out to the team as a lesbian and would joke she'd get a girlfriend before Lance did, only to begin discovering that she's maybe more on the aroace side of things and would be a little pissed off that this would mean Lance probably would get a girlfriend before her

#i think lesbian pidge who begins to have an aroace arc is cool i like her #i mean shes trans no matter what in my head just every kind to a lot of people #but i like pidge whos very smug about maybe getting a gf before lance and then having this realisation #when hunk is like 'i mean do you even really wanna date pidge cause it kinda feels like you dont but you want to try it' #and it settles in #we're in this together pidge you and me both #voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #vld pidge #pidge voltron #klance #lance vld #lance voltron

[klanced]

dog au

this is less about designating them as a specific dog breed and more about the Vibes

keith: he’d be one of those dogs that are bred to have a specific job but he’s unemployed (read: house dog) so he just constantly destroys the house and eats the walls. neurotic as fuckkkkkkk. he would calm down if you gave him a sheep or something

allura: one of those dogs that looks like a horse like a greyhound or an afghan hound. if allura was a dog she’d have a long skinny snout and huge soulful eyes that make her look like a prey animal. neurotic as FUCK but she doesn’t eat the walls like keith instead she just micromanages the shit out of her daily walks

shiro: obviously you could type-cast him as one of the Quintessential Japanese Dog Breeds but that’s such low-hanging fruit imo. i do think shiro is one of those dogs that was bred to thrive in subzero temperatures but now he’s forced to live in like san francisco so he constantly suffers from heat exhaustion. he’s still missing one of his front legs in this au idk maybe zarkon hit him with his car or something.

hunk: born to be a teacup dog forced to be Huge. if you compare him in the tags to a golden retriever i will stone you. if hunk was a dog i think he’d be one of those dogs that have beautiful bangs and luscious facial hair like a portuguese water dog. i actually think hunk would have less anxiety if he was a dog

lance: honestly idk what kind of dog lance would be all i can say definitively is that: 1) he’d be one of those dogs with a weird shaped head, and 2) he’d be one of those dogs that were bred to Hunt and Chase. so looooong legs. i also think he would have very short + thin + smooth fur and he wants to be a lap dog so, so, so bad but he unfortunately weighs like 50+ pounds

pidge: i think pidge would be one of those mean as fuck small dogs. like she’s an angel to her family but a total terror at the dog park to the point that you have to walk her at weird hours so there are less dogs around for her to bully. i know pidge is comically short in canon but as a dog i think she’d be a small to medium sized breed. i also think pidge would be some kind of spaniel or one of those dogs that have alarmingly human-like eyes

coran: ok i know i said this wouldn’t be a specific list but coran is CLEARLY some kind of terrier and he is specifically one of those breeds that has glorious muttonchops like an airedale terrier or a scottish terrier. if coran was a dog he’d be the purest kind of purebred with a carefully registered bloodline going back hundreds of generations in scotland

#voltron #keith #allura #shiro #hunk #pidge #lance #coran #shitpost #dog au #katiecanons #i guess. like why not. #this joke was too mean to include in the post: dog lance has thin fur as a reference to his canonically thinning hairline #neurotic as fuck: keith and allura #surprisingly not neurotic: shiro and hunk #they are not neurotic they are just absolute menaces: lance PIDGE and CORAN #i think out of all of them coran would have the best hunting + killing instincts. do you feel me.

[cloverconsolass]

I wanted to make a ducktales undertale au but like what would the name of the au even be... Ducktale????? Undertales????? The only option rlly left is underduck but like 😬.

Also man it is hard to place ducktales charaters in the undertale characters places and have it make sense story wise. 😮‍💨

#ducktales #dt17 #scrooge is asgore no one can change my mind. #itll be a while before you see me post this au because man ive been thinking about it for like a month ane stull don't have a soild answer #like i can either make dewey and Louie sans and papyrus or i can make donald and della sans and papyrus #but donald can also be toriel #BUT BEAKLY WOULD ALSO BE A GREAT TORIEL #and back to the whole louie and dewey as sans and papyrus #i think webby would take undyne place and huey would be alphys but im kinda iffy on that #alternatively huey dewey and louie could be asriel frisk and chara respectively #which would leave webby as monster kid? #but this one if you think about it storh wise mskes no sense cuz hueu dewey and louie are triples so what would be the story there????? #i think if i went with the donald and della as sans and papyrus option #that would leave fethry as alphys and gladstone as undyne but yall i can't see gladstone being undyne it feels weird #i mean i could have dr gearlose as alphys and maybe gizmoduck/fenton as undyne #hmm ill give it some thought #who would be gaster tbh #goldie? brandford? magica? #mtt would be darkwing? #i think making launchpad the river person works kinda? #ill think about this more #yall whoever is reading this hunk of text can yall like give me ideas? thanks

[discordiansamba]

Hunk: Wait. Hold on. Keith's a firebender. How are we going to get him into Ba Sing Se?

Shiro: Oh. That actually might be a problem.

Keith, tilting his head: Why would it be a problem?

Pidge: Uh, because you need a passport to enter the city?

Keith, holding out his passport: I've got one of those.

Hunk: wait. you do? But you're-

Keith: I was born in the Earth Kingdom, Hunk. My grandmother's from here. I thought I told you that?

Hunk: ooooooooooohhhhh. well. that solves that problem, I guess!

Lance, Allura & Coran, all slowly raising their hands: well. actually-

#atla au #keith: anyways I don't see what the big deal is. we could always sneak in #pidge: sneak in. to ba sing se. #keith: yeah? #pidge: and how do you suggest we do that #(keith whistles to kosmo. kosmo teleports over) #hunk: WHAT. YOU MEAN KOSMO COULD TELEPORT THE WHOLE TIME #keith: it never came up?

[neon-vocalist]

why is everyone in the warrior cat books so fucking stupid

#‘oh what could this prophecy mean??’ YOU IDIOT. YOU MOUSE BRAIN. YOU ABSOLUTE HUNK OF WOOD #it literally says four will become two and even after two of the four clans gang up to become one firestar is like ‘i have no clue’ #’what could starclan be saying’ DUDE. FOUR CLANS. THEYRE GONMA BECOME TWO. #and the lion and tiger thing OH MY GOD #the new clan is literally called tigerclan. so of course it makes sense that thunder and wind are gonna group up and become lionclan #AND THEN FIRESTAR SAW HIS REFLECTION AS A LION #AND WAS STILL LIKE ‘OMG WHAT COULD IT MEAN I’M SO CONFUSED’ #like jesus christ man!!!! why are you so dumb???? #warriors #warrior cats #the darkest hour

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

I think Lance should get like the meanest, most evil Earth cat in existence (think Becky Apples from Centaurworld) and also the biggest rose tinted glasses ever because he genuinely believes that Mr Cutie Paws has never done and would never do anything wrong and i think said cat should tolerate him and ONLY him and I think the only other person making an effort to bond with said cat is Shiro who recognizes the bloodlust in its eyes but damn it! Every kitty deserves a chance!

#It is important to me that you know it is really just a normal cat from Earth who is also just very evil #Also for the record i dont think all or any cat is evil or even mean and in fact can be great companions if you know how to bond with them #I just need this particular cat to be evil for the Funnies #Lance has decided his Little Guy has never done anything wrong ever while Shiro has decided said Little Guy is a war criminal but its ok #Little Guy has permission. It can commit as many crimes as it wants. As a treat <3 #Ironically the only other creatures this cat tolerates are Allura's space mice #Lance: look at the pictures of my little Baby boy! Isnt he adorable 🥰🥰 #Hunk: You are laughing. Your bastard baby boy just finished terrorizing Keith and you are laughing #Meanwhile Shiro whenever the cat is airjailed for being an asshole: Free my man. He did all of that but i dont care #lance mcclain #lance voltron #vld lance #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld #takashi shirogane #voltron shiro #shiro voltron #shiro vld #empty thoughts

[evansbby]

.

#after 1737272 years i go on the chris evans tag to see if i can find what they talked about in that Islamophobia and antisemitism asp chat #obviously i find nothing on that #but people seem to care more about being investigators and saying he looks bad and therefore is unhappy which of course means #that his marriage isn’t real (delusions) #LIKEEE do yall hear yourselves #here’s the thing… PEOPLE AGE. #he looks his age #he’s also skinny now and it shows on his face #and he wears his glasses now #so okay he doesn’t look like the beefy hunk he used to be but why does that mean he’s unhappy??!? #yall are weird fr #personally I think he’s relaxed enough in his marriage to just kinda let go #in the sense that he hasn’t got any movies to film he hasn’t got any premieres #it’s not like he’s trying to attract any women since he already has one now #yall think you’re detectives out here all ‘oh he looks unhappy wah wah wah’ #it’s so weird that THAT is what yall focus on #and you always bring it back to his wife and how it’s all her fault and his marriage is fake and blah blah blah pr this and pr that #like it’s fr WEIRD #yall are embarrassing yourselves this is JOBLESS BEHAVIOURRRR #it’s giving the same energy as the woman who wrote the letter #TELL ME WHAT IS SO UNBELIEVABLE ABOUT WHITE MODDLE AGE MAN MARRYING YOUNG 20 SOMETHING GIRL #why do you put him on some high pedestal that ‘oh nooo our chris would NEVER do this!1! he’d never marry someone like that!1!1!1’ #well guess what he did and it’s entirely believable #and it’s weird of yall to bring his looks into it and launch your weird investigations #he looks fine #why should he have to maintain the beefy Captain America look forever just to prove to yall he’s happy?!?! #SO FUCKING WEIRD YALL ARE WEIRD

[honeyedmiller]

i took him to my penthouse and i freaked it

(all credit goes to owner / whoever made this. found it on pinterest)

#what a MAN #joel miller #joel miller edit #this is what I mean when I say he’s a strong beefy HUNK #i’m going fucking feral #clawing at my goddamn drywall

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

✨When the camera zooms in on Sam✨

#everyone feast your eyes on this hunk #my man is ✨GLISTENING✨ with sweat in these gifs... I wanna lick it off him. #I could watch the 4th gif loop on for the rest of my life and it still wouldn't be enough times looking at it #I mean the way he purses his lips together or the delicate reveal of his pretty eyes #his side profile is one sculpted by the gods #Sam Rivers #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #SAM. I. AM. #Sammy Boy #Bass Boss #Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday #down the rabbit hole

[novantinuum]

i also, uhh

was given a STELLAR future costume idea by my mom

...

,,,korok themed ballgown cosplay

#i have seen literally NO ONE do this before #and that's exciting bc it means i could really do my own shit entirely with it #i'm thinkin tons of layers #one layer of skirt is absolutely leaf shaped #draped fabric hanging from the back of the bodice all the way to lil finger cuffs #fairy lights and lil bells all across the gown #some hand embroidered and hand beaded bits #prob mostly on the bodice #and a kinetic prop staff that looks like a gnarled hunk of wood and rattles like hestu's maracas #jen rambles

[magical-regical]

Sometimes I'll see posts on insta that are like 'pov Zayne's driving home to you' and it's just some guy's nice hands in a nice car driving all sexy.

And then at first I go through the normal human reaction of 'hehehe Zayne' and then my brain contextualizes the situation and I'm like "oh god driving."

#I don't have a license and the the process of getting one scares me #the concept of driving scares me in general #what do you mean I'll have to operate this large hunk of metal and madness and if I don't go at the right speed people will honk at me #I'll get there's eventually #just not today or anytime soon #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace #l&ds #lnds

[sineskwelaa]

I just have some fun facts for you. Kogane and McClain don’t rhyme. Kogane is pronounced “koh gah nay” Also neither last name is canon, they’re essentially fandom inventions

#my first ask and it sends me through a drug trip #WHAT DO YOU MEAN KO GAH NAY #this interaction with keith n lance has happened at least thrice btw the little lion robot on my shoulder told me #they b funni #i am so normal about tbis #voltron legendary defender #voltron #keith kogane #lance #keith #lance mcclain #voltron hunk #sin's art #art #digital art #random #idek #colored #fanart

[hunkjodiefoster]

When I say "I'm in love with Jennifer Connelly" I don't mean her in the 90s barely fresh out of a child that every guy is obsessed with. Like yeah sure she's great and all but oh honey I mean hunk- milf Jen who has played more depressing characters than I have braincells

#jennifer connelly #middle aged women #middle aged actresses #step on me #snowpiercer #melanie cavill #snowpiercer tnt #snowpiercer netflix #snowpiercer tv #when i call her a hunk i mean it #top gun maverick #top gun: maverick #penny benjamin

[corvus--rex]

I finished all the cross stitch charts and corrected a couple colors, so ignore the last disaster thread. I have them with colors and symbols if anyone's interested

Red

Blue

Green

Yellow

Black (and yes I know it's purple, but the plan was to do this on galaxy printed Aida and black won't show up) also this one isn't fully finalized, I may fiddle with it

#raven chatter #sewing #cross stitch #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #lance mcclain #hunk garrett #pidge holt #takashi shirogane #klance #I mean they were the first two I made #keith x lance