#i came back from the dead to say this

[alecoholic]

icymi let me summarize teen wolf the movie:

1. stiles and lydia broke up

2. derek was obsessed with stiles' jeep

3. thus eli is also obsessed with his other dad's jeep

4. stiles' dad gives him the jeep until stiles comes back

5. nothing else happened 🙉

conclusion: sterek is canon & f*ck u jeff davis

#i came back from the dead to say this #otherwise the movie was a joke #but im now waiting for the new haul of sterek kid fics #the cgi was BAAAAAAD #fuck you jeff davis #jr and ian aged well ngl #random ass nudity for malia am i surprised no #the het was strong in this one ugh #what a joke #aside from daddy derek and cutiepie eli this was a tragic waste of time #teen wolf the movie #teen wolf #sterek

[lunarlunatone]

fear the chrome

#I came back from the dead to say this #it's a draft of my last work for a very long time #geto suguru #lunarlunatone

[kimmycup]

Girls don't want a prince Charming, girls want Captain Hook.

#once upon a time #came back from the dead just to say this and disappear again #Killian that's my wife Jones #killian jones #captain swan #captain hook #to be clear i love david he's just kinda... boring #he's too perfect you know #need the man to come with some damage to keep shit interesting

[lokiiied]

i am so sorry to all my non-loki followers you should honestly just unfollow me this week bc the queerbaiting gay men are not leaving my mind and i’m preparing for a devastating finale

#i will definitely not be done talking about them in a week but like #it’ll die down eventually #until i decide to rewatch #i say this like i didn’t gain the majority of my followers when i came back from the dead to talk about my lokius brainrot #loki #lokius #loki season 2

[ayyyyysexual]

It's so funny that literally nothing has happened but a bunch of us just started brainrotting shadowrot again, in sync

You could say . You could say it emerged from the shado-

#you could say it came back from the dead- #okay I'm done I prommy #shadowrot #last life #zombiecleo #ldshadowlady #trafficshipping

[evakant]

i know wei wuxian is first pick as god/personification of death etc. etc. (duh, perfect choice, so sexy) but i would like to propose jiang cheng for the part. in the same way elizabeth swann is death from that one post about her kisses damning the men she loves

in the way everything he touches and everything he loves seems to be doomed (sect, parents, sister, brother)

wei wuxian as life!!! as god of life!!! coming back, unkillable. life giving (core transfer, wen ning, etc.)*

jin ling doesn't die because at the end of the story, at the guanyin temple, wei wuxian is there too. to protect him the same way he protected jiang cheng

and this is why he (wei wuxian) has to go back to being yunmeng jiang's head disciple, in this essay i will—

*i'm not saying he lives well, but he lives! he fucking claws and crawls and fights his way out of the burial mounds, he just doesn't fucking quit** you know what i mean

**until he does, but that's a choice he makes.

#now i know the problem here is that wei wuxian loves and wants to protect the same things that jiang cheng does #and so why aren't /they/ safe? and i'm here to say: idk #this is not a complete theory. this is nothing at all actually #maybe because he's young and scared and sad and traumatized #or maybe it's because he thinks he doesn't deserve the love of these people idk #take jiang yanli's death for example. idk idk like i said i'm.. i'm just shooting shit out of my mouth #even that aside it doesn't work ALSO because jiang cheng saves and raises his dead sect back from its ashes. he Very Much(tm) does that. #edit: adding this in bc i had this in my drafts for literally two weeks now i wrote it in a rush after going to bed #i was half asleep already when the thought came to me so i just typed this out in a rush before going back to sleep and like idk what #to add to it. idk how to polish it. it's nothing!! but i can't delete it. i tried i just can't it's like an itch i can't scratch #i have to set it out into the world. don't @ me i know i've made better posts #untamed.txt #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng shuangjie #fra.txt

[taegularities]

but i can just absolutely imagine jk standing in the studio, all bubbly and giggly bc he's having fun, singing "I'll be fucking you right" with his cute ass face, and then resuming to giggles bc the producer praises how perfect that note was yk

#came back from the dead to say this #and now i sleep some more if im able to :') fck #jungkook #seven

[flowerflamestars]

Abattoir snippet

“Illyrians did this.” He spared her a look, unmoved expression somehow still telling her no. Sighed, before speaking.“If Illyria had magic like this, you’d have died the day Rhys dragged you in wearing a vow.” It had broken, when he did. When the Cauldron and the world did, too. No one in Velaris would re-tattoo the marks for her, refused flat out, no matter how accurately she could draw them. They offered her other things: knots of ribbon to hold secrets, compulsions that would last a year and a day, magical cakes and fiendish trickery. Slowly- even with her strength Feyre moved too quick or too slow, human or incised fae, both and all that she was- sleek and sliding as shadows moved, creeping to end of day, Azriel sank to the ground. Knelt, hands reaching into this endless, open grave. She had paintings like this. A dozen and a dozen more burnt. Rhysand, wings splayed, death incarnate. Only one dated from when he was alive, expression borrowed and borrowed again, memory all the magic left, sorrow realer than the feelings. And so it took a moment, to understand Azriel. To recognize the emotion, even on such a difference face. Reverence. Raw, complete, hunger. To have and hold and believe. Love. “The food,” Feyre whispered, heart suddenly pounding, “Is a gift. For who, Azriel?” “The oldest thing immortals know is debt.” Azriel raised his head, black hair, black eyes, black wings, riven in sparks. “It must be repaid.” He looked like a monster. He looked like- “Blood and bounty,” he murmured, half his mouth rising in a crooked, handsome smile, firelight from nowhere glinting off his teeth. Feyre’s mouth was full of bile. “Hunger and horror. They’ve always been sisters.”

#going to be a week late but not forgotten! #Luzriel if you squint #a secret right out of the corner of your eye #Feyre!! #not quite grown up yet #Azriel is solidly on the list of people better off with Rhysand dead sorry #Feyre is too #but she hasn't actually figured that out yet #who remembers secrets? #who would totally believe in predators wearing faery faces? #who HAPPENS TO BE IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THE PEOPLE THEY LEFT BEHIND? #Az fucked off from Velaris #missed Mor and Cassian's wedding #and crashed right back in to show Feyre a mass grave #frankly #in character dare I say #Carnassial sequel #came out of the Cauldron wrong au

[all-inmoderation]

rewatching the fourth episode "Happy Progress Day" and realizing that it was Ekko under that Firelight owl mask is just,,, holy shit.

Ekko was the one who screamed "No!" when Jinx shot that pink-haired girl she mistook for Vi.

Did that pink-haired girl remind Ekko of Vi, too? Maybe that's why he liked her. Vi was dead and gone, but here's this girl with the same rosy-hued hair, the same heart and grit as Vi, willing to fight alongside him against Silco and Jinx for taking away his family. For taking Vi away. For taking Powder away.

#ekko arcane #ekko x jinx #ekko x vi #if ur into that i guess #ill fully admit they had some chemistry when he got all up in her face and said “and you still block with your face!”. whew. lol. #i can ship anyone and everyone together in this show bc like why do they all have so much gotdamn chemistry w each other #arcane #ekkojinx #anyway rewatching that scene is DELICIOUS when u know its ekko and jinx fighting #especially explains ekkos animosity towards her #the way he debated leaving bc time was running out after she killed his friend but decided to throw himself at jinx in a fit of rage anyway #did she know it was him under the mask? i bet she did. and she didnt care. thats why ekko is able to confidently say powder is gone #just imagining how many times theyve viciously fought each other over the years *dreamy sigh* #ekko must hate her so much <3 #and still he couldnt deliver that final blow on the bridge~ #maybe he heard jinx call his friend “Vi?” in that broken tone even while he was distracted during the mission #he heard her w the same hope in her voice that he had when he first met that girl and thought for a moment Vi came back from the dead #he hates jinx and he misses vi and he misses powder and he misses benzo and- but he must move on #jinx arcane #vi arcane #firelights arcane #all the shared history between all the characters makes for such good tension and interesting dynamics in this show. god. #arcane meta

[starheirxero]

Everyone say thank you to scp 3090 for inventing transgenderism. abn lesbianism. and also the crushing feeling of being excluded without ever understanding why. and also what its like to feel like you'll never know home again. and also what happens when you play a video game too long (The Pink Goo)

#xero says things #BUT SHE DOES KNOW HOME AGAIN ITS OKAY [BURSTS INTO TEARS] #HER NAME IS HEATHER SHE'S MS. MAD ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND I LOVE HER WITH MY ENTIRE HEART AND SOUL #SHE HAS TWO LOVELY ADOPTED MOTHERS WHO ARE A PART OF THE 'GAMERS AGAINST WEED' GROUP #< REAL SCP GROUP #SHE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD #SHE'S A TV HEAD #SHE'S EVERYTHING #I'VE LOVED HER SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL SHE'S IMPORTANT 2 MY SOUL

[catilinas]

cicero voice what if clodius was a necromancer and brought the catilinarian conspirators back to life. would that be fucked up or what.

#from what i understand (i have read. one paragraph of this speech) clodius' law exiling cicero #for the crime of executing the catilinarian conspirators w/out a trial. specified that cicero could come back from exile...... #if the catilinarian conspirators he had executed came back............ from the DEAD?????? #clutuals if you happen to know more about this please tell me bcs im finding it so funny. oratory is when you say what if there was a ghost #what if there was a ghost. members of the jury patres conscripti or whatever would that not be scary as shit. #(this is from post reditum in senatu section 5 btw!) #cicero #publius clodius pulcher #beeps

[abutterflyobsession]

I pull out so many random facts about the making of Lord of the Rings that people usually respond with, 'how do you even know that?!'

oh, friend.

my brother, a most pretentious lotr fan, snatched up the extended edition hot off the shelf and for weeks it was the only thing on the tv all day long. I've seen every commentary, every special feature . . . twice. maybe more. I didn't have a choice.

#a butterfly obsesses #I've forgotten so much but still #maybe I just don't hang out with nerdy enough people and the rest of you know all this but: #billy boyd every time Minas Tirith is on the screen: I love Minas Tirith #Dominic Monaghan: shut. up. #sean austin forgot to put his waistcoat on for the scene where they all say farewell to frodo so they had to reshoot the whole thing #everybody had to cry again. but the second recording ended up blurry and they had to reshoot a 3rd time. nobody was happy with sean #when sam shows up to fight shelob his hand and sheathed sword appear first like the start of a duel in a western #that's actually peter jackson's hand #sean austin could 'see' shelob when they were filming those scenes. he could very vividly imagine her. #after he saw some cgi test footage of her he lost the ability to imagine her and had to work to get it back #dominic or billy I forget but one stole a skull from the scenes with the army of the dead #after pirates of the Caribbean came out they had to change the design for the army of the dead because the ghost designs were too similar #they built a huge dead Oliphaunt for the battlefield (peter wanted it to be bigger tho) #the people linking up plastic rings for the chain mail wore away their fingerprints on their pointer fingers and thumbs #they basically thawed a frozen stream so andy serkis could dive in and chase a fish in the ice-cold water #I want to say it was billy boyd who had to get a dental procedure done and opted to do with without being numbed #because he had to shoot a scene right after. however he sweated so much his hobbit feet came off #by the time they were put back on the medication would have worn off anyway #viggo mortensen got part of a front tooth chipped off and wanted to finish the scene before having it fixed but they forced him to go #when auditioning horses for the scene the horse kneels down to let the wounded aragorn get on a horse was disqualified for sit on the dummy #the HUGE ring they used for perspective shots

[kazoosandfannypacks]

1989 is so ScarletQueen coded and I will die on this hill.

#taylor swift #once upon a time in wonderland #scarlet queen #will scarlet #anastasia ouatiw #will x anastasia #Welcome to New York is about Will going to Storybrooke #Out of the Woods has the line 'we were built to fall apart and fall back together' #'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY' is basically a summary of Will's entire feelings about Ana #I Wish You Would is literally just them in a modern au. 😭😭😭 #BAD BLOOD IS THEM TOO #'say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress' and then when Will makes Liz into his Ideal Woman she's wearing a dress that resembles the #dress Anastasia was wearing when he last saw her #'THIS LOVE IS REAL THIS LOVE IS RED THIS LOVE IS ALIVE BACK FROM THE DEAD WOAHOHOH' IN ALL OF WONDERLAND THEY WERE THE ONLY THING THAT WAS #REAL FOR EACH OTHER!!! AND SHE'S THE RED QUEEN!!! AND SHE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 #'i know places' is them pre-wonderland. the place they ran to hide from people judging them for choosig each other was wonderland. #Clean is a song Will thinks he can sing now that he doesn't have his heart anymore #WONDERLAND. NEED I SAY MORE? #(i will. listen to that song. it's literally the story of their relationship. i still don't believe it wasn't written about them.) #You Are In Love is kinda generic but yes they are in love #and they COULD build a castle out of the bricks thrown at them. the universally hated queen and the universally wanted thief. #also that one mentions SCARLET letters and PLAYING CARDS and CASTLES it's literally about them. Heartbreak IS wonderland's national anthem. #and i know i didn't mention all of 1989's song so here's a bonus. #Will Scarlet was Sunshine and Anastasia was Midnight Rain. #(he wanted it comfortable. she wanted that pain. he wanted a bride. she was making her own name. chasing that fame. he stayed the same. #and both of them changed like midnight rain.)

[daisydood]

It's so funny replaying rdr2 after guarma like why did dutch pick the guy that most people around him openly despise over his two sons that love him

Micah literally was just some dude with a stupid beard... why did he trust him over the men he RAISED

#came back from the dead to say this #I'm sorry I am UNMOTIVATED‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 #red dead redemption 2 #dc speaks!! #dutch van der linde

[thefirstknife]

Just for the record, the Cayde drama started because I made a post explaining how the final Nightmare in Season of the Haunted won't be Cayde because many people started speculating how it might be Cayde.

And I just made a post explaining how we already know it's Ghaul and how this has been known since the season started and since we've seen the story cutscene. Hell, it's on seasonal art poster. It was very strange to see several posts discussing and speculating about the final Nightmare when the final Nightmare has been known to us since day 1 of the season. Totally fine to not know if you don't play the game btw, obviously if you're not playing and aren't watching video recaps, you can't know. I'm happy to fill people in if needed.

Like, I want to reiterate that the drama started because I explained basic seasonal storytelling to people. No wonder so many have no clue what the narrative point of Forsaken was.

Also for another record, not a single dead character is being treated the way Cayde is. None of them still get the same amount of merchandise (or merch at all) or in-game mentions long after their death.

All mentions of Cayde on Ishtar. He has 94 mentions after his death (omitted one from WQ which seems to be a mistaken attribution). In every single season and expansion. 648 total mentions. The other two living members of the Vanguard and de facto main characters, Ikora and Zavala, have not yet reached double that despite being alive and active for twice the time Cayde has been. Ikora has 950 and Zavala 1025. Osiris, a character that's far more important than Cayde and also still alive has 693, barely surpassing Cayde who has been dead for 4 years. Eris, far more important and still alive also barely surpasses a character who's been dead for 4 years with 787.

So for all the claims about Bungie erasing him: get a grip. They really shouldn't be encouraging it anymore tbh, but they've been consistent in telling us that he is dead and there are no secret schemes and plotlines about bringing him back. That much is clear from the plethora of mentions he's getting every single season and expansion. Bungie is trying to be nice and still provide content about a character that's far less relevant now than many other characters. Appreciate it because most other fans aren't getting a fraction of this.

#destiny 2 #cayde-6 #long post #already seen some under the impression that people randomly began shittalking cayde today for no reason #a few other people made similar posts to mine being baffled about the drama as well #where are lore tabs about sagira and her life with osiris #where are lore tabs about sloane or asher or even god damn vance #where are lore tabs about iconic characters from back in the day like iron lords . #this one dead character is still getting merchandise and appearances in lore while many ALIVE characters haven't had an update in years #the entitlement is baffling #this entire drama is bizarre beyond comprehension #literally trying to explain things to people and getting 50 notes of people acting absolutely insane all day #and having weird rants in the main tags #and now since people are saying wild shit about 'haters' (?) i have to post one too again #i refused to play destiny for a whole year because of cayde's death btw. i was so mad that i didn't want to play the game for a year #but then i came back and played and it actually made sense and the overall story #i didn't learn literary analysis from tumblr

[just-4nother-ghost]

I feel like this is the face of a man that has committed several crimes against humanity

#motogp #marc marquez #not actually saying he committed crimes or that he has the face of a criminal btw #but he does look like he is in a silly goofy mood #also yes i came back from the dead just for this