#i cannot read

[suzukaperodi]

angry boss noises

#doodle #nimona #ballister boldheart #also forgive for not changing the pronouns on the subtitles #i cannot read #ballister is me #nimona my little goblin child

[inaris-pokemon-world]

A wet, and slimy Goomy Colored mew has entered you inbox <3

I misread this and thought this was another Mewtwo, my bad. But this one is also up for grabs! Comment on this post to be entered for a drawing on Friday. (One per person, though you can try once for each Mewtwo!)

#ask meme #mewtwo invasion #bubblegum mewtwo #goomy #slime #jelly #i am sorry #i am jared 19 #i cannot read

[splamglorb]

hmmmm it’s seems as though i have become illiterate

#i cannot read

[crypt-tids]

Reading one star reviews of books is fun because rather than stuff like "poorly written and predictable" its like a series of dissertations on why they fundamentally do not agree with the subject matter or its "there is gay sex so i stopped reading" lmao. Like bro, just say you didnt like it, i don't need 5 paragraphs and a citations page.

#as if those reviews would stop me #i cannot read #rambles

[softshiin]

tokyo revengers manga spoilers

264 !

lmao what tf are you saying to me rn wakui .

AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH. YOU HAVE THE BAAAALLLLZSSS TO GIVE US SHIN’S FUNERAL?

#i cannot see #i cannot read #i do not believe #[ ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾ ] — vany’s chit chat #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers angst #shinichiro #shinichiro sano

[sparkmender]

fried shrimp bracelets…

#ooc|moon above #I cannot read

[pyotrkochetkov]

me: god i’m bored announce some shit

canes news: announced

me: nevermind

#4 years for a 34 year old #rumors of neci being traded #rumors of brady’s boyfriend being traded #i cannot read #enough!!!!!!!

[xbellerousseau]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧      NEXT GEN FACTSHEET/BIO       

featuring : DOCTOR BELLE ROUSSEAU, professor of archaeology and librarian

inspo: indiana jones ( indiana jones ), benjamin gates ( national treasure ), evy o’connell ( the mummy series )

QUICK BIO:

Belle went on to study her librarianship, and after completing that, she realised she missed studying and completed a degree in archaeology. On one of her digs as a student, they came across a mysterious artefact that no one really knew what to do with — only Belle did. As ridiculous as it seemed, she remembered the runes from a Quests of Yore book and just in time — because Belle threw it as far as she could, and the object erupted into a creeping crystal that soon engulfed three of her classmates. But, no matter, Belle told them not to panic as the crystals were easily broken, and edible. 

Of course, creeping crystals weren’t the only artefacts to be found all over the world. And with all the knowledge she’d accumulated from research, D&D and Quests of Yore, talks with Howl, and nights spent in the libraries she was given access to by Adam and Sulley ... it only made sense that Belle would spend the rest of her life doing this. She was an expert before she even knew it.

She would find all these magical artefacts, once thought lost or stolen, and she would either bring them back to their home, or find a way to keep them safe. 

She finished her degree and then went ahead to get a doctorate because why not. She works as a librarian now for Walt University, and also as an archaeology professor ( everyone has a crush on Professor Rousseau, lbr ). She travels all over the world, usually with her trusty assistant and her intern. 

In her 30s, Belle brought her father over to Elias. Here, he was able to get the medical help he needed, and he now lives peacefully in a house of his own, spending everyday creating new inventions and tinkering with things. 

On a more personal note, Belle’s friends worry sometimes that she is ... too alone. She never seems to stay in one place, dating is practically non-existent, and the closest people in her life are her assistant and intern (they also sometimes worry that she’s a bit of a workaholic). She adores her godchildren and enjoys spending time with the families of her friends, but she had never felt that settling down was right for her. Adventure had always called to Belle’s heart, so it only made sense that it was now her one and only love.

[ NOTES ]

she’s learned self-defence over the years and holds herself well in a fight (and, unfortunately, there are a lot of fights because people don’t like it when she takes their stuff !! that they stole !!)

she’s also a crackshot with a gun, but hardly uses it unless necessary

her fighting/self-defence style is a lot of dodging, weaving, and making do with whatever weapon is nearby (frying pan hello)

she also gained a pilot’s license and trained with divers and spelunkers

does she have a whip like indiana jones ?? maybe ????

her colours are still shades of blue, but she wears gold for formal events and happy occasions.

in her 20s, belle was very much business casual and light blue, but now her style has become more practical and sleek, ready to run at a moment’s notice, and her shades of blue are darker or more grey

she also now has a few scars from her adventures, they come and go, but there are a few that stick:

a long scar under her left rib

one along her thigh

and some across her back from a climbing accident

#in the next nextgen ill bring her assistant and intern jfgvsjhergvjwhegrvf #nextgen. #nextgen: future belle #watask #this is such a BLATANT copy-paste of indiana jones but u KNOW WHAT #i cannot read #belle deserves adventure fight me

[ridingtedlassosjetskimustache]

ted is watching henry, that's what the description says ahah

YOUR GIRL IS A FUCKING IDIOT 💀💀💀

#I cannot read #thank you anon #I’m a literal imbecile 💀 #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jason sudeikis

[nocompassnosign]

what do you guys do when your attention span will not let you focus on reading a book even if you really want to be reading it

#i am illiterate i need help !!!!! #i cannot read #haven’t finished a book this month

[weishenkun]

shut up they did not take these pics over a year ago 😭���😭😭😭

#*wk #i cannot see #i cannot read

[writtenbylenora]

i’m no expert but like wouldn’t your soulmate want to be in a relationship with you

#this is a letter addressed to myself #I cannot read #situationships #relationship #being in your 20s #dating #mental health #lenora’s pen

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[skellydun]

absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.

#i cannot tell u what this is about bc i do know that some authors of things i read follow me and i will be outed #if u write things stories poetry etc and i follow u this is probably about u

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[girlpog]

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

#i literally cannot tolerate skylar haters #it can never just be ‘idk I thought she was annoying’ #it’s always ‘she was just as bad as Walter. no. WORSE than Walter’ #like!!! no!!! bitch you can’t read!!! #breaking bad #brba #skylar white #shitpost #textpost