God gives his toughest battles (having insane back pain while menstruating) to his strongest soldiers (guy who is down to his final straw while studying for finals)
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i keep going into the last of us tag and being greeted by the RAUNCHIEST x reader posts… i am in agony
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OH NO another yasha and caleb conversation that also unsurprisingly left me tears. I can't convince myself of this but maybe I can convince you. You have worth and value. Let yourself a bit of happiness. Yasha giving Caleb a hug!!!!! I love them so much 😭😭😭
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yall ever have to deal with someone who didnt really do anything wrong but their existence annoys you so much that you just sit there like
because they technically dont deserve to be strangled but oH MY LORT--
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:
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Just remembered that instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour last night I made a tier list ranking every male pokemon npc based on how divorced I think they are. This is a catastrophic discourse waiting to happen
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sisko loving baseball is literally so weird. like imagine your boss was obsessed with like jousting or something. he talks about jousting all the time, when you go into his office he picks up his jousting stick and just kind of holds it while he talks to you, and then as you get to know him he starts inviting you and your coworkers to go watch simulated jousting videos with him. then one day his bitchy rival from college shows up and reveals that he not only learned jousting, but taught it to his employees. like he did this JUST to torment your boss, despite the fact they havent seen each other in YEARS. so your boss challenges the bitch to a jousting tournament and he just??? signs you up??? so you learn how to joust, you joust against the bitch rival and his employees, and then you lose
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