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#i cant stand it
pareiwheeler · 6 months
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people will ask why lumax isnt more popular than mileven, learn the answer is racism and sexism, and pretend they never asked
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wis-art · 1 year
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friday night
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squash1 · 1 year
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do you think gansey has a phone case like this????? i fear the answer is yes.
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darlingshane · 1 year
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Sharp Stick (2022)
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tittyinfinity · 7 months
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riphimopen · 3 months
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aaaand two other colorations + closeup. Bitch look at my turkey breakfast
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nothing-behindher-eyes · 10 months
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needing him in ways that are concerning to feminism
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noknowshame · 1 year
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an epiphany: Silver does not, and cannot, have a backstory, simply because he is the archetypal pirate. and pirates do not have histories.
I do a lot of research on pirate history in my free time, and one thing that has always really struck me is just how little we have to go off of. We do have primary source records of their exploits - primarily reports from the crews of ships they attacked, and if they were unlucky enough, transcripts from their trials and executions , but as soon as you ask "well, who were they before they were pirates?", almost always, there is simply nothing to draw up, even for the most famous of figures. Calico Jack Rackham appears on the scene in 1718, already Charles Vane's quartermaster, with nothing to say of where he came from. Samuel Bellamy sailed from Cape Cod to raid the treasure-wreck of the Urca d'Lima, but his life in Massachusetts is marred in speculation. Blackbeard made landfall in Nassau soon after the War of Spanish Succession, but so many pirates used pseudonyms that we cannot even be sure that his real name was Edward Teach. All we can say is maybe, maybe, maybe.
so of course Silver, being the icon that we can trace nearly all of our modern conceptions of piracy to, would have no past. the real ones didn't either. As far as written history is concerned, the sea conjured them up. Even if their stories were not unremarkable, they were simply... without relevance.
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eternydeloo · 4 months
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DARK PRUNE JUICE????
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He’s name Prune Cookie (he left the “Juice” part in the past) and he’d transformed whole his body to jelly… Why? In his timeline it was the only option for non-magical cookie to survive in the world filled with dark magic…….
BTW I LOVE HIM SM NOW JUST LOOK MANSHAMAMSMJSKSMXKXK🙏❗️😭😭😭
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seaweed-butch · 4 months
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grover singing a song to get annabeth and percy to stop agruing cracks me UP. I love his portrayal in this series. It just.... makes sense. This overly nervous little saytr who wants everyone to get along
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stiffyck · 5 months
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The physical reaction that I get when hearing/seeing the word pookie...
Whoever invented that word I hope you know I despise you with my entire being
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junkartie · 6 months
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Idk if this is a shitty country thing or turkey thing but am i insane or does all the junk food and snacks here taste like NOTHING. Every chocolate bar is dry and tastes the same. All the cakes are soggy AND DRY and taste the same. All cookies taste the same. All ice-creams taste slightly off and artificial. Theres like 3 flavors of chips ever and pringles got taken away because theyre too expensive to buy. We havent had 1 new mcdonalds or burger king item since like 2018. Its driving me insane. Everything is so lackluster. Everything is filled with artificial flavors because the government cant afford milk. Im losing my mind. I remember last year i visited Denmark again and i was gobsmacked that they had so many snacks that actually TASTED like something. Living in a corrupt non developing country makes minuscule things so depressing. I know this is the least of my worries but god i sometimes want to ram my head in the wall because everything tastes like cardboard or pure syrup
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smytherines · 19 days
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holy shit somebody please distract me I'm thinking about Spy Another Day again
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Theres a youth in this drs office scrolling through tiktok with the volume on and I hope something terrible happens
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ywnzn · 5 days
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im crying alexa says riyaz instead of riize
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twinkclownposse · 1 month
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not watching wonka because i’m not watching a movie about candy i CANT HAVE
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