#i don’t have nuts

[luvalsworld]

i nut every time i see jensen ackles (i’m female)

#jensen ackles #is so hot #supernatural #dean winchester #soldier boy #i nutted #i don’t have nuts

[thefandomexpert]

ok. i see u complaining about how long it takes to get to shb, how are you supposed to get your friends into the fucking WONDER that is shb when they have to get through all of The Other Stuff First

I used to have this problem with Homestuck, people who wanted to skip to the trolls, or pass on the intermissions. I will repeat what I said then now:

The later stuff is mind-blowingly good BECAUSE of the setup slog. which is also fun btw, you’re having trouble selling it because you keep saying it’s a slog. it’s good storytelling! yes even arr and sb (i didn’t say it was the best storytelling!! but i’ve seen way fuckin worse!!!). You need to spend 300 hours with the characters and to watch them grow gradually for a LOT of the little character moments to even register later on, and i’m not even talking about the ascian reveals. estinien is a completely different character. thancred’s deep-seated issues have been brewing subtly since 1.0. the socio-economic political climate of the universe is SO important and SO well set up by the arr random task/fetch quests (BABY INCONSEQUENTIAL QUESTS. YEAH THE STUPID ONES IN THE INTRO PRE-SASTASHA SEQUENCES WITH THE NPCS YOU DONT REMEMBER. THOSE.) and that info is integral to character decisions made in every expansion afterwords, and is built upon consistently. the consistent build-up of the lore is, in my opinion, almost entirely the reason ffxiv’s writing stands out against other games of the genre. and it’s BOLSTERED by the fact that it’s a live service game with a shit ton of expansions you HAVE to play through single file when you start fresh. narrative games are usually 15-20 hours. ffxiv is giving you 500+ in msq alone (won’t get into how much the optional and side quests support the storytelling as well).

It’s like one of those long-running book series. you can’t ask someone to read Just the last book of animorphs and expect them to understand the narrative implications of what’s happening, or to get attached to the characters enough to care. that attachment and understanding is built by spending time and reading the other 1500 books prior. shb should not be treated as a stand-alone. in fact it’d be a bad standalone. it’s good BECAUSE there’s 500+ hours of playtime required to get there.

#this is not on the post bc that person was lamenting the fact that u do in fact have to convince people to play The Whole Game in order #for a proper fandom integration #which i absolutely relate to #HOWEVER #after years of dragging my highschool friendgroup into homestuck by forcing them to read through act1 before they could decide to quit #arr and other early expansions on NON NEGOTIABLE AND EQUALLY IMPORTANT FOR LATER STORY BEATS #this is also why wow doesn’t work. they don’t let you play past expansions. drives me NUTS #meg speaks #ffxiv

[shima-draws]

Watched the MLB movie and I just. I WANT to gush about it but the fact that Marinette’s regular voice actor and her singing voice actor sound SO different just took me out of it every time and left me feeling very disengaged;; At least Adrien’s singing voice kind of sounds like his speaking voice (and Gabriel’s is 👌 bc my king Keith Silverstein can actually sing and he can sing REALLY fucking well) but Marinette’s. The voices are COMPLETELY different and it threw me off every single time. Like obviously her singing voice is really good and I understand why they picked that person to do her songs but bro you could have at least TRIED to get someone that sounds similar to Cristina Vee. It drove me nuts every time she sang bc I was like “That is CLEARLY a different person entirely!!”

I’m realizing this might have been a dubbing issue but still 😭 I feel like I would have enjoyed the movie way more if it didn’t look like Marinette was lip syncing the entire time bc there was such a huge disconnect between her speaking and singing voice

#Also I can’t fucking believe they did that to my boy Plagg. They RUINED him #He did not deserve that #Miraculous Ladybug #MLB #MLB movie #ALSO. Also. Personally. I don’t think it needed to be a musical #Bc that was very jarring in itself I was not expecting it #Since Miraculous isn’t a musical normally anyway!! #They probably could have fit in a lot more plot and made the story flow better if they took out all the songs #And replaced them with actual character development and stuff. #Idk it just feels like they tried to make it like a Disney film. And it didn’t quite fit with the story #I WILL say tho the character models were top notch. Marinette with FRECKLES?? YES PLEASE #Anyway yeah lots of thoughts but I could not take it seriously bc of the awkward voice casting #It actually ruined a lot of the movie for me :’( Again it drove me nuts lmao #Shima speaks #Idk maybe I'll watch it in French next time. Maybe I'll like it better then lol

[worstloki]

I don’t think the markings on a frost giant’s skin actually mean or represent anything I think they’re just randomly in place. I understand it’s cool to make them mean something. But it’s funnier if they don’t.

#like I’ll joke about it and make HCs but if we’re serious I don’t think there is any significance to them #I don’t think it’s a lineage thing at all #there is no crown symbolism there #it’s a bunch of lines #like how some people have freckles and moles and sunspots and stretchmarks #it’s a random thing they’ve got to me #and everyone wanting there to be some meaning in it is REALLY funny #like people analysing some ancient text and wondering what profound words have been transcribed #and it’s the word ‘nut’

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

Um, I’m sorry, what???

Give it to me please… I’m begging

You can’t just drop that and walk away

#sometimes tiktok is okay #user is @wmvzx for credit #but fr I need a sapphic tangled rhaenicent au and I need it now #the potential is astronomical #and ​emily carey smouldering??? I don’t have a dick but I’d still manage to instantly nut myself it’s undeniable #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenicent #alicent x rhaenyra

[kicktwine]

many people leaving incredibly good analysis on my post. however I have experienced many pieces of media, many of which have all the aspects of kingdom hearts. many of which have the formula down, the length, the mystery, the dedication, nostalgia, emotions, sincerity, goofiness. I just think Nomura accidentally put something highly radioactive in there without realizing and no other explanation will suffice to explain why it makes you go crazy insane

#kipspeak #it’s arrogant for me to assume other things haven’t done what kh has done. therefore there’s probably ghosts in it #nomura’s special potion #I make light of it but truly I don’t think you can point to anything big the series does as the root cause #I think you just have to accept the 3699448 item stack as a special recipe like a dog whistle. Makes some animals go nuts #emetophobia tw — I get anxiety around anticipation a lot. Like if I have to wait for something to happen it makes me nauseous #I threw up waiting for a dark road stream to finish. why did I do that. I wasn’t particularly attached to dark road. #IT’S BECAUSE IT WAS KINGDOMHEARTS. STUPID GAME

[lildoodlenoodle]

One of the biggest problems and red flags about the whole spider society was having kids be workers for them.

Now I’m not saying the spider society shouldn’t have contacted the younger spiders or even work with them! But the spider society should function as more of a support group and emergency backup type situation for the younger spiders.

There was no reason for Margo, someone who is implied to be like Miles’s age, someone who can’t even drive, to be running an integral part of the society and how they are keeping the multiverse intact. She not only ran it, but if it malfunctioned it was clearly her job and responsibility to fix. When the machine ‘breaks’ and functions while, as far as she’s aware, no one’s in it she’s panicking, even though there would be no real consequences if she just let it run. There was no reason for Gwen, a 16 yr old, to be running around the multiverse alone going on high stakes solo missions(and that’s not even getting into the whole homeless thing). We don’t know yet what Peni’s role is but we have to assume it’s similar in nature and responsibility. That is insane.

Pav is the only one who seems to have a healthy relationship with the society, because he’s not really in it! He doesn’t know the indoctrination canon events yet, we don’t see him going off on solo missions, he gets backup when he needs it and that seems to be it.

For the kids that do know the canon events theory(Margo, Peni, Gwen) I cannot even imagine what must be going through their heads. Who else from their worlds has to die. For Peni, is her last living relative, Uncle Ben, the next person for her to lose? If Gwen returns to her world how long will it take for her dad to die? What other traumatic events have Miguel’s theory dictated will happen to them next? What horrors do they know will happen to them and their loved ones that they aren’t allowed to prevent? Is Gwen destined to die young because she’s the only Gwen we see Alive? And Gwen and Hobie, Pav’s friends, do they know that Gayatri and her dad are both destined to die? Like the mental gymnastics these kids have to go through and the mental torment that goes with it.

And then on top of it, to threaten said teenagers, who you have working for you, with being kicked out and being isolated from the people that are like and understand them is really fucked up. Especially if the threatening is because they are acting like teenagers and not soldiers. If Gwen is sent home, not only is her life put in danger but so is her father’s and they all know it. That is some culty level gaslighting and even grooming. Margo and Peni both are implied to not have good home lives either. The more you think about it the worse it gets honestly, because what goes along with this is we never see any of the adult spiders say anything about this.

Miguel and Jess both saw Gwen’s father, a grown man, try to arrest his daughter with a gun pointed at her. They save her, Jess takes her under wing(and whether they meant to or not) effectively become her guardians. They monitor her with what could essentially be a baby monitor/tracking device. They can control where she can and cannot go. And while understandable to not give a teen access to the entire multiverse they were very much giving her the adult responsibilities of protecting it.

When she does screw up, because she is a child who wants to see her friend, Jessica very flippantly references Miguel sending her home, making me think this is not the first time they’ve had that conversation, which is so worrying. And then they eventually do. They knew exactly what situation they were sending her into and not only did the entire society watch Miguel do it with little protest but didn’t even mention it afterwards. Even if Gwen was a threat they had other options, rather than sending her home, where she could still be safe.

There’s also a lot to say about how Jessica, Peter B., and Miguel handled Miles that speaks more to this pattern of behavior but that’s another post.

In the comics the ‘Spider Society’ got away with this sort of stuff, even having an actual infant just chilling with the group, because the spiders were being hunted. They couldn’t go home or leave the safe space dimension because it wasn’t safe. In the movie that is very much not the case. WHY WERE TEENAGERS WORKING FOR THE SOCIETY!?

#Peter b. Jessica and Miguel that is very weird of you #I feel like I could talk about Gwen’s situation specifically for a long ass time(cause we know the most about her)bc it rlly is nuts #like as an adult WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT #literally not just having her work for you but then constantly THREATEN her with essentially homelessness and a very unsafe situation is #CRAZYYYYY #like it’s even implied Margo doesn’t have a great home life either #YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF KIDS #it’s literally grooming and it makes me so mad that not enough people recognize it for what it is #Jessica specifically I wanna know more about cause she’s the only where my mind could b changed cause we simply don’t know enough about her #THE OSHA AND CHILD LABOR LAWS MIGUEL IS VIOLATING #Gwen Stacy #Margo kess #miguel ohara #Peter b. Parker #pavitr prabhakar #Hobie brown #miles morales #ghost spider #spider byte #Spider-Man 99 #Jessica drew #spiderwoman #spider society #ATSV #across the spiderverse #spiderman india #tw grooming #tw gun

[honestlyeddie-im-bi]

Look, after I wrote that fanfic about Eddie reading RWRB, I need to write another one in which Alex and Henry watch 911 and scream at Buddie for being stupid

Alex would make buddie canon. I know it.

#it would be hilarious don’t at me #i also feel like OS and RG would have the time of their lives seeing the children of their political leaders going nuts about them #I don’t know ok #i need to watch RWRB #it’s going to heal me #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #buddie #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

glenn has a psa for everyone!! :D

(song: seatbelts! by ninja sex party)

(if the quality is bad shhhh no it isn’t❤️)

#btw go listen to ‘these nuts’ it’s genuinely really good #this song just screams glenn to me #and i don’t have the energy to make an animatic for ‘i own a car’ but that’s also very dndads coded #also ‘sports anthem’ is normal oak coded #anyway this took way too long so y’all better enjoy /lh #dndads #ninja sex party #my art

[akkivee]

stopped by to report that gencha’s purple yam cake was absolutely awful bro i’m so heartbroken 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#this is vee speaking #i hate nuts with every fibre of my being but got so excited by purple yam cake #that i completely overlooked the very obvious cashews in the pic LOL #but i don’t mind scooping them out and i did for the most part #*crying* but the icing tasted purple 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like idk if that was supposed to have a flavour but all i tasted was dye #and it overpowered the actual cake idk what the cake actually tasted like bc the icing was too strong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i couldn’t finish it it was too gross gentaro i’m sorry they did you dirty like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[steampunk-cowboy]

noooo kuronekooooo they turned you into a marketable plushieeeee

#I have too many unposted memes… #I be like HIATUS and then don’t actually log off tumblr because this series has me by the nuts and I need somewhere to scream about it #mental health be damned look at this silly guy and this silly cat #Trigun

[mariatesstruther]

okay more on jackson’s senior center based off this post:

- it started as just miss shirley and her best friend darla wanting to live together and asking maria if she could maybe find a house for them to settle in together instead of living apart

- before this, mama shirley and darla would have to walk five houses each way to see each other for afternoon tea, which just won’t do. mama shirley is 92 and darla is 90 now, and both of them are too old to be have to walking that much everyday, mama shirley tells maria. she quickly and vehemently agrees

- maria has the idea of fixing a house up for jackson’s senior citizens to live in if they’d like to. it takes a lot of unnecessary convincing to get the council to dedicate one of jackson’s best houses to a maximum of five people, but maria gets it done. they pick one of the few houses that are placed in the farther back part of jackson, near the farm and the daycare center, so that it can be far-reaching from the entrance of jackson

- the first people to movie in are shirley and darla, who share a room on the second floor (thanks to tommy replacing the stairs in the house with a reliable ramp with a wall-attached handlebar)

- gary moves in not long after he breaks his left hip while herding the goats. he likes that the house is designed to be wheel-chair access and far away from most people in town. he also likes it because he can be close to darla, who he has feelings for, but nobody knows about that except for tommy and joel

- mr. wilson moves in on maria’s insistence that he’ll get hurt if he continues to live alone and try to do everything himself. his name is harold, but he insists that anyone younger than him calls him mr. wilson on account of maintaining a respectful distance. he’s a grumpy, gruff old asshole that reminds joel more of bill than bill himself, but he’s also known to do anything and everything maria tells him with only a small amount of grumbling. somehow, she convinces him to move in after he accidentally sets his kitchen on fire trying to make himself a pocketknife (which?????? maria still doesn’t have an answer for????? why harold was trying to do that????)

- last but not least is sandra dee, jackson’s oldest and most enigmatic member. nobody really knows where she came from or what her story is: she’s the only one of jackson’s seniors that managed to get to town on her own, arriving to town at 94 about a year after its founding with nothing but a backpack and three handguns. she clamed to be sandra, but they’re not entirely sure if sandra dee is her real name. she hums songs from musicals all the time and has expressed that grease was always her favorite. at least once a month she requests to go hunting with patrol and gets mad when maria tells her no

- senior center tea: shirley and darla have longstanding beef with sandra dee because she always cheats at cards during game night, shirley knows about gary being sweet on darla but is lowkey jealous about it because SHE is sweet on darla, and everyone thinks mr. wilson has a thing for maria but he actually told her in confidence last month that he is actually sweet on gary. mama shirley and mr. wilson can’t STAND each other

- tommy calls the seniors the jackson five. all of them call him thomas. he and joel bring them all basic living supplies at least once a week, but are known to be around there pretty often

tsym for anyone having interest in this pls feel free to add anything u want!!

tagging :))) @clickergossip @nerdieforpedro @mrsmando @callmekittenandyourmajesty @steeb-stn (ty for the idea of putting it next to the daycare!) @thatoneobsessedlinguist-writes

#maria finding out from gary that hes sweet on darla knowing shirley is sweet on darla and harold is sweet on gary: oh FUCK #idk where this is coming from but theyre all so vivid in my mind like #theyd have the best breakfastes over there at the jackson five home #dinas older sister talia works as their main caretaker #shes the only person is jackson all five of them agree is a good egg #she loves them but they drive her nuts #NO gary you cannot bring the stray cats in to sleep in bed with you. because theyre dirty!!!! im not arguing with you about this again!!!! #no mr. wilson miss maria is not coming by today. i don’t know exactly why the council is busy. no i cannot take a letter over there #darla. shirley. are you guys high????? did you steal my weed tea again???????? #what do you MEAN you made your own???? #its just a whole sitcom #talia and the gang #the tipsy bison #the jackson five #the name makes tagging so convenient #jackson seniors #jackson senior center #maria miller #tommy miller #joel miller

[bibuck-saved-me]

i’m not even a fan of merlin fics where arthur is dead but i want to write a fic so bad about merlin and leon becoming platonic life partners post-canon

#no because imagine #them just finding comfort in each other #it doesn’t fix what they’ve lost but also they have a little home together and no one else in the world understands #but they do. they understand each other #GOD. i need to get energy to write before i go nuts #also i’m a huge aroace leon truther so #can’t stop imagining them having their own rooms but then eventually merlin goes to leon after a nightmare #and is like can i sleep in here with you. it’s okay if not. i promise i don’t mean anything weird #and leon’s like. yeah okay. and then they just never really stop #they go to bed separate but then always end up in the same bed #they cuddle btw and comfort each other when they have nightmares #because hello??? ptsd much?? #anyway #bbc merlin #merlin #leon bbc merlin #knight leon #sir leon

[little-pondhead]

“Why don’t you visit us more? Why aren’t you more spontaneous? Your life doesn’t revolve around your family!”

*takes your face gently in my hands* as long as I’m living at home, yes it fucking does

#pondhead rambles #it drives me nuts that some people don’t get the concept of sacrificing your time for your family #I am living with other people #in order to coexist we must work around each other #plus I literally have no life outside of work and so I’m okay with being the first option for babysitting or something #it’s how I contribute more to the household since I’m not paying rent

[locallygrowndaikon]

Awww maaan i want to draw beefy my sky ocs maann what should i draw beefy i mean my sky ocs doing maaannnnn i feel like i havent drawn beefy my equally loved ocs in a while maaaaannnnn

#i swear i don’t have favourites #i swear i pove all my ocs equally #🥺🥺😭😭 #i definitely dont draw one specific oc more than the pthers #cough cough beefy #I SWEAR THEYRE ALL LOVED EQUALLY I SWEAARR 😭😭 #yeah im going nuts its 2am its impulsively posting time #daikon’s sky ocs

[wibble-wobbegong]

top ten moments that prove the second you get a sliver of mike’s pov it will tilt your world on its axis

#this shot made me into a whole new person #i can’t even explain why #maybe my inner michael fan went nuts when we finally got his pov but idk idk #he’s immediately shown to be worried for will and we see him very blatantly bathed in sunlight like #not having mike’s pov is literally the only reason people don’t love him #mike wheeler #byler