#it would be hilarious don’t at me

[honestlyeddie-im-bi]

Look, after I wrote that fanfic about Eddie reading RWRB, I need to write another one in which Alex and Henry watch 911 and scream at Buddie for being stupid

Alex would make buddie canon. I know it.

#it would be hilarious don’t at me #i also feel like OS and RG would have the time of their lives seeing the children of their political leaders going nuts about them #I don’t know ok #i need to watch RWRB #it’s going to heal me #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #buddie #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince

[vidalinav]

You see… none of the tiny interactions between the IC and Nesta bother me because of how literally impulsive I saw her being written as in this book. I think it’s hilarious and good content, but this girl literally did whatever the fuck she wanted. Sure at times she was like playing nice and seemed to be working with the team… but when amren was like you said what you said now leave I was like BITCH. BUT THEN I saw Nesta literally just say whatever came out of her mouth while azriel was like… maybe we shouldn’t be telling this random alien who keeps escaping these things, and then I read her just randomly putting on a weapon even though she legit says that it worries her in acosf and she probably shouldn’t be having it, and she just is like 🤷🏽‍♀️ a lot of the time that she almost gets caught in a booby trap. She just gives the mask away (with good reason) without consulting anyone. So it made a perfect amount of sense to me for Amren and Azriel and Rhys and even Cassian (tho he did literally nothing- basically nonexistent) to be like… uhh Nesta I’m questioning these decisions. Especially because it doesn’t sound like this is the first time.

Do they do it nicely? No. But do these interactions remind me of someone yelling at a toddler putting their hand on the stove after someone’s told the toddler they’d burn themselves? Yes.

But do I want Nesta to keep putting her hand on the stove? Also yes.

#hofas spoilers #nesta archeron #I love it don’t get me wrong #it’s hilarious #but I’m also like meh about the IC thing bc honestly Nesta has so much power and weapons at this point that she can literally obliterate #all of them #and also she’s this impulsive #also it honestly makes sense that they would be like this if trouble is always finding her #it didn’t make sense in acosf tho

[darlingod]

Taryn is not a girls girl. That’s all I have to say

#to betray ur TWIN? to let her be HUMILIATED? ok #bye #even Cardan was out here tryna give Jude hints #even NICASIA was trying to hint to Jude #NICASIA #when Taryn said to Jude: nice braids #me: literally fuck off?? ok miss I’m not like other girls #goodnight #not hating on anyone who like Taryn/has a soft spot for her #we all have our controversial sides #seriously tho no hate #I’m so sensitive #I love you even if you don’t love me #jude duarte #the cruel prince #omg I didn’t think this would get the attention it got I’m dying this is the most hilarious thing #everyone pulled up I swear

[goldenseresinretriever]

This new Glen photo looked way too much like an advertisement so I decided to due my due diligence as a UT alumna and make some mockups 🤭 (it doesn’t hurt that the bus in the picture looks WAAAY too much like a CapMetro bus)

#Glen would find this hilarious I just know it #that being said ut please don’t sue me #glen powell #glen fucking powell #glenyth powelltrow #Glen Powell edit #university of texas #ut Austin #university of Texas at Austin

[sincerelyourswhistledown]

Quietly coming back to add to the silver haired-lilac eyed-Lucerys agenda.

Aemond and Lucerys are married off to each other to mend the family’s relationships. Both enter the marriage absolutely despising their situation, Aemond more so than Lucerys. (Because let’s be real, this was the same boy who maimed him) But right after the birth of their first child, the two manage to fall in love with each other. Aemond becomes extremely putty to those dark curls and soulful brown eyes. Now the most hilarious part of this is after every birth of their child, a portion of Lucerys’ hair turns silver and his eyes become lighter. By the birth of their sixth child, Lucerys’ hair is more silver than brown and his eyes are nearly the same shade as his mother’s. If you ask anyone, he looks like a carbon copy of the Queen Rhaenyra.

Everyone would have thought Aemond would be pleased, seeing as Lucerys was finally starting to look like an “actual” Targaryen but to their surprise his reaction is the exact opposite.

Cue Aemond running around in panic and threatening the maesters to treat his poor husband because his precious dark brown curls are losing their colour and so help him, he will burn Westeros to the ground if he can no longer gaze upon those big brown eyes of his.

#lucemond #im cackling I’m sorry #i just think it would be hilarious if the things that aemond used to hate on are now the same things he’s so desperate to keep #aemond sends for maesters and healers from essos and maybe even yi ti to solve this dilemma #aemond adores luke’s strong features and you can’t change my mind #when the eighth child of aemond and lucerys was born rumours said aemond cried #aemond would insist it was bc of the birth of his child #but everyone knows it was bc at this point Lucerys’ hair was completely silver and his eyes were now a pale lilac #there were even rumours of aemond holding a funeral for his own husband’s dark curls and brown eyes #when lords and ladies would compliment lucerys’ new features aemond could be heard from around the corner sobbing over the hair and eyes #don’t get me wrong aemond still loves and adores Lucerys #aemond annoys Lucerys by acting like he’s some widowed husband everytime a noble brings up Luke’s dark brown hair and eyes pre-motherhood #when the tenth and final child of aemond and lucerys is born aemond is positively delighted #like ringing the bells himself and showing his child off to anyone in the room delighted #because this one was born looking like the carbon copy of young lucerys #with dark curls and big brown eyes #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen x lucerys velaryon #hotd

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Imo Jason is “irredeemable” by default because I don’t see what he needs redemption from.

#I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before but joining this fandom made me fucking hate the word ‘redemption’ #no person I’ve seen who is in love with the concept knows the who what where when why or how it should work in a story #apparently it isn’t just themes and tropes anymore people don’t understand the proper use of the word ‘villain’ #kelseethe #also hilarious: Jason should recieve sensitivity training HR style from Bruce ‘I’m the government and children are my cronies’ wayne #if Jasons headstrong/‘answers to no one’ attitude towards vigilantism is what makes people think he's villainous #I hate to be a broken record but the baddie you’re describing is Bruce #nobody thinks he’s a villain for only trusting in his own methods/self and repeatedly isolating himself #and on top of that gaslighting and hurting people around him in attempts to do what HE **thinks** is the right thing #you people always thought *him* heroic not problematic for all these traits #the only difference is Jason isn’t psychologically abusive & controlling #yet he’s still the bad guy just cause he liberally kills folks in the crime business. #l'd argue goth ham war is the b*tman story to remind you of everything that makes Bruce authentically himself #Idk how to tell you that Bruce mentally compromising/crippling his son in a twisted attempt to ‘save him from himself’ #is perfectly in line with slitting the same son’s throat because he couldn’t stand to see him avenge his own killer #and yk what a redemption arc could be interesting for someone like Bruce #because he rarely questions or doubts his choices esp wrt Jason. no matter how morally dubious they may be #I think it would be quite fun to witness his extremely restricted worldview be challenged/shattered he deserves that humbling experience

[kicktwine]

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock #if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died #sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior- #kipspeak #she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not #to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now #this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky #Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves #the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions #so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is #just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed #anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o #weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot #it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting #she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct #just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close #my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s #HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet #too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed #very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun #and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’ #I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me #LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya #It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions— #I’m not done let me s #she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH

[teastarfall]

sometimes i forget TSON is canon LN media and isn’t just a thing we as a fandom collectively made up overnight 💀💀 anyway TSON am i right haha

#most of these are dumb doodles but whatever lmfao #btw i don’t think otto would like the ferryman #i just think it’d be hilarious if he done everything that he did bc he was down bad #im glad that bandai decided to make their actual in universe designs hidden to an extent #making up hc designs are just incredibly fun and it’s cool to see the fandom’s individual interpretations #ALSO IGNORE THE SMALL TEXT ON 3RD PIC I WAS HAVING A MOMENT #it did have me thinking tho maybe LN fnaf movie au?? are we seeing the vision #little nightmares #the sounds of nightmares #little nightmares fanart #tson noone #tson otto

[dovewingkinnie]

so your new human oc guy is basically charlie's inferno /hj /pos

that song is literally him omg

#excuse me sir!! #there must be someone you confused me for #i don’t have a name for him yet #would be hilarious if i named him charlie based on that song

[cutpaperbleedswater]

Y’all ever think about how funny it would be to have Peeta in a dress? Maybe a gag gala were everyone dresses as their partner and Portia has to sew him a dress with Katniss pallet sort of blended into his while Cinna has to stitch a suit with Peeta’s pallet blended into hers whilst also having full makeup. They joke that if Peeta had both legs he’d have to wear heels as well and he’s suddenly grateful to the mutts. Katniss wears his trainers and is annoyed at how more comfortable they are while he has to wear slipper shoes. Haymitch burst out laughing when he sees them and Effie is trying to reassure them that they look good whilst trying to contain a laugh. Naturally Katniss has a bit of a Zendaya moment with how well a suit fits her and Peeta is praying for the night to end before it’s even began. They walk into the gala and Peeta goes bright red at the amount of cameras, the blush only subsiding when he sees some of the other males with peacock feathers at the back of their dresses while their partners has the peacock theme in their suit. Some of the victors are there and Peeta struggles to take the lead in conversation whilst Katniss is really becoming to enjoy herself. They kiss and Katniss notes how weird it is for her to feel Peetas next without a collar and Peeta notes how it’s harder to slip his arm around her waist. When they get back, Katniss has lipstick marks all over her face and that sets Haymitch off all over again.

(Mature warning)

Then back in their room, Peeta slips the dress off so he’s just stood in his boxers, he does absolutely nothing about it while he watches Katniss shrug her jacket off and unbutton her and he’s thinking how damn hot she is like that while Katniss is giggling. Peeta ‘helps’ Katniss get undressed and then they cuddle each other just in their underwear. That night Katniss doesn’t have a nightmare but she’s giggling in her sleep and Peeta’s watching her with a smile before he too falls asleep. At breakfast they all talk about the night before and then everyone starts laughing at the shade of red Peeta’s face has gone from embarrassment.

Just imagine Peeta in the Girl on Fire dress maybe being faded out to blue near the collar or a supple light green dress maybe with a strip of dark green from the hem to the collar, with blue flecks or gems sewn near the top. Katniss just wearing a plain black suit with green gemstones on the jacket and an orange chain at the top of her trousers whilst her shirt is blue and in her pocket is a rose.

#the hunger games #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #Can’t be the only one to have thought about this #it would be hilarious #Don’t come at me for not being able to design a dress #Peeta would rock it #Even Finnick would have to admit Katniss looks better in a proper suit than he does #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket

[undertheredhood]

jason (gotham’s resident gothic zombie): *pulling out the all blades*

voldemort (suddenly feeling true fear for the first time): haha, i’m in danger

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #harry potter #jason todd #red hood #all caste #all caste jason todd #yeah jason would defeat voldemort with no problem #btw i don’t like harry potter that much i just think jason would immediately yeet his sword straight into voldie’s chest #jason todd crossovers are genuinely the most hilarious thing to me #if you want to get rid of your villains call jason todd and he’ll kill them for you

[leverage-ot3]

lbr sophie and nate’s retirement still involved a ton of crime and annoying (flirting) with sterling until he gave in and they all got together

#another leverage ot3 #nate ford #sophie devereaux #jim sterling #nate x sophie #nate x sterling #nate x sophie x sterling #sophie x sterling #leverage #this may or may not exist in the redemption universe I’m not sure probably not #although if it does it would be hilarious if sophie and sterling are still together and just. like. making phone calls and meeting off scree #like parker and hardison’s phone calls but just increasingly crime hijinks foreplay #idc if people don’t like this I’m making this post for myself because it tickles me #leverage redemption #headcanons #fic ideas #mine

[poisoned-pearls]

❗❗❗❗❗❗

BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

#Also I think that Azul wouldn’t overblot (because Jamil would seriously help with his self esteem and because JAMIL SHOULD PUNCH LEONA-) #Listen I’m not a Leona hater #But I didn’t like him during book 3- #Listen I’m sorry I just can’t sympathize that strongly with a guy who is still rich as hell and royalty #You don’t have to work #I don’t feel that bad for you not being king #Jamil probably would still overblot but I have angst for that #Angst you’d probably like actually #You know when you were thinking about Jamil feeling bad after his overblot?? #Imagine how he’d feel knowing he chucked his boyfriend halfway across the desert #But yeah #the sillies #id also think it’d be FUCKING HILARIOUS for canon Jamil to meet this jamil #“Oh shit the magic is all messed up- give me a second I need to call my bf to make sure he’s okay” #“Your what” #“My… boyfriend? What you don’t have one?” #“NO????” #“Life must suck for you then.” #“What? You think I need someone to be happy?” #“Well are you?” #“…” #(He feels bad because he doesn’t get Azul and weighted blanket cuddles when he’s sad) #(He feels bad thinking about all of the bad mental episodes Azul’s helped him through) #After Jamil figures out the other version of him is dating Azul he’s like “Him?? That schemer-??” #He insults him so much other Jamil is like “listen I don’t care if your me I can only take so many insults to my boyfriend before I just #Fight you.” #Jamil vs jamil #jamil viper #Azul Ashengrotto #jamiazu

[kastle-thrones]

Okay so as an alterhuman who loves fandom-

Does anyone else feel the struggle when you are just downright obsessed with a character, just feral over a fictional entity

And then you remember that people who kin fictional entities exist.

AND IT’S NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY

But you have that moment of realization

Because you have said, jokingly, a million times, “lol I’m so glad this character isn’t real, I’d die of embarrassment if that real actual entity ever saw me going insane like this”.

And

Lo and behold

You make eye contact with this (not)person

That exact entity

and you just have to deal with that.

You just have to stand there knowing that you have gone “my scrimblo and their bimbinis,,,” about this entity.

And they at any time can come demand an explanation for your rabid feral tendencies that just so happen to be about them.

Like there is nothing that will ever prepare you for the experience that is-

Me, having just gotten done with the tangent of the century about how much i would kill and die for a character:

Character, leaning over my shoulder:

Me:

Anyways am I entitled to financial compensation or do i need medical insurance for that cardiac arrest (/j)

#can you tell i made a social blunder #it’s a little funny if I’m being honest #anyways @ the ink demon kin who’s following me now you gave me a heart attack #you will likely be witness to many unhinged yells and i ask you to avert your eyes #or don’t frankly I have no idea if you’ll even see this #either way would be hilarious #but one of those allows me to keep my dignity and at least pretend I’m normal about this game #anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk #funnier as an angelkin #alterhuman #angelkin #otherkin #divinekin #fictionkin

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

“Jane Doe w all these fun pretty lacy vintage dresses” this “Jane doe with spooky antique jewelry” that. Wrong. she wears whatever the hell she can find in a fairground storage warehouse that hasn’t been touched since 2009

Exhibit A:

#I love the cool dresses don’t get me wrong #I just think it would be hilarious if she was just scrounging around through boxes trying to find herself a new outfit and went #hey guys :) look what I found !!! #and it’s just the worst thing ever #ride the cyclone #jane doe

[r0semultiverse]

Imagine if having devil fruit powers in One Piece got you the label of “fruity.” They needed a name/label to call people who have devil fruit powers so they just start saying you’re fruity. If you’re strong as fuck with your devil fruit powers? That’s fruity as Hell!

#imagine an AU where Oda called it that in one piece & it aged so funny #like bro I don’t think you should say that but this is hilarious keep going #this is a silly post btw don’t go getting all serious on me like how dare you say that #I’m gay & trans calm yourself down xD #just imagine how funny that would be though #Nami warning an enemy that Luffy is very fruity #HES WHAT?? guys I think we should retreat they’ve got a fruity power user 😂 #chopper brook hell even Robin is fruity! half our crew are fruity! #Bon Clay just looks at the camera with a knowing smile in the anime #if someone draws this concept I’m going to lose my mind omg please #one piece #mine #op