The Band get a 'Dealing With The Press' Pamphlet
Curt, reading from paper: Due to elevated cursing, we now are changing the way things are phrased.
Curt, to Roland: "Ask me if I give a fuck" will be now "Of course I’m concerned."
Roland:.... *mockingly* ‘Of course im concerned’
Curt, to Ian: "Who gives a shit?" is now "I wasn’t involved in that."
Ian: *nods*
Curt, to Manny: "Kiss my ass" is now "I don’t think you understand."
Manny: Okay.
Curt, to Nikki: "Suck my dick" is now "Have a nice day."
Nikki:...ew
Curt, to William: And finally "Who the hell died and made you boss?" is now "You want me to take care of this?"
William: Got it.
Andy: Curt, you want me to write a reply email from you about this?
Curt: Yes, please reply: "Dear publicity dudes, of course I’m concerned. You want me to take care of this? While I wasn’t involved in that, I feel you should reverse these changes as I don’t think you understand. Have a nice day."
The Band: *snickering*
Roland: I love you.
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WHERE is all the Cal content? Also am I the only Jackson x Cal shipper?
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good lord I'm catching up on mythic quest ough
brad... dana... jo.... my goodness.......
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I want to stay with them!
[ID: Trigun fanart of Vash, Milly, and Meryl all hugging and kissing a happy Wolfwood. Vash and Milly smile sweetly as they kiss Wolfwood's cheek and head, and Wolfwood's arms are around Vash and Meryl. The background is filled with soft green leaves and pink roses, and above the four is the quote "'In Eden, I'll live with him and the girls.'" End ID]
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You know Wednesday did a really bad job with its romance because normally when an entire fandom is obsessed with a fanon queer ship I can still see a couple of popular posts about how much someone loved the canon straight ship. But nope. No one liked either of Wednesday's love interests because they were entitled and boring.
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Heartbreak High S2E2 highlights⋆·˚ ༘ *
malakai having hella bi panic in the escape room lmfao — "I had a threesome w a guy once. not to brag but it was pretty gay 😌✨"
AMERIEMALAKAI FIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOO
i feel rlly bad for Harper. I may not have liked her that much in s1 but I have always been glad her character and storyline exists bc fcking hell do i relate
anthony vaughn the man u are. imma tackle u for sure idgaf abt pig oil
the Missy/Spider ship gets into gear bc he got distracted by her muscle mommy-ness???? INTO IT.
but still, fuck u spider incel piece of shit <3
AND FUCK YOU TOO ZOEY VICTIM-BLAMING BITCH
the ant/harper scene i want that scene tattooed on me. right next to amerie/malakai first time scene. him being a fking idiot most of the time but having the sense to stop harper from doing something she might regret (while gently reassuring her that he wants to)?? i love him i love him i love him i love him
💗detective Quinni💗 exposing Sasha for being the hypocrite we all knew her to be
idk if i like rowan that much but i love malakai and seeing him have bi panic constantly is so funny but it also makes me feel really bad for amerie please just tell her T^T
CA$H BABY LOOK AT ME IT'S ME CA$H PLEASE DON'T DO THIS mommy im scared (…idk why but i feel like if u showed him the duck he'd go w nan and darren…)
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I hate to ask this of you if you’re not taking request since I know you’ve been getting a lot of asks lately, but I really love the bits of characterization you give everyone in your art and am just. Eating up every last crumb in your doodles…so would it be too much to ask if you would draw the OG champions (Cynthia, Lance, Steven, Wallace, & Diantha if you feel like it) interacting or doing something together? I don’t ask for more than that, it can be whatever you want and range from a silly/casual activity to something more formal. I just really love them together and you’ve fed the champion fandom so well lately, thank you for that 🥺🙏🏻❤️
(Whether you’re up to fulfill this request or not, I appreciate you so much for giving love to some of the lesser appreciated characters of Pokemon!!)
Read the word formal and blacked out
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