#i have a real problem w names

[vasfasan]

MGMTCSMFCADD

↑ Most sane US politician

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#im spoiling yall fr with these DAILY??? edits? crazy and unheard of #i have issues #not ouat #starkid #team starkid #black friday #curt mega #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #president whatshisname #no fr lemme look it up real quick #i have a real problem w names #president howard goodman #literally had to re-export this edit bc at first i thought the obama guy's name was Maurice #mikey's edits #congradulate me this is the first time i actually keyframed and MARKED the beat drops and it is STILL somehow off-beat

[theghostofashton]

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#the genre of posts that's like 'stop being so demanding about people pronouncing foreign names our mouths can't move like that' is just so. #like i'm sorry but this is not a real problem #it truly is not a real problem that people are too mean about wanting their names pronounced correctly #as if that's been a demand forever and not something that's just becoming more of a thing as of the last few years #the default for decades has been putting up w anglicization even when we didn't want it or it butchered our languages #because that's easier and how dare we ask people to put in the effort #so now that people are pushing back and being like no this is how my name is pronounced we end up being told we're demanding #and we're all just assholes looking for ways to be mean to the poor english speakers who can't say them right #we can tell when you're trying and we can tell when you're not and the idea that the former is more common is literally ridiculous #the most regular occurrence for me is people pronouncing my name correctly at first and then suddenly anglicizing it for no reason #they have demonstrated that they can say it correctly. they just choose not to. #that is the default #not to mention poc not being able to pronounce english words correctly or not knowing how to pronounce them get way more shit lol #idk like i am never trying to be mean #i have so much respect for the people who try because most people do not #and it is so endlessly frustrating to see this framed as us being assholes when we're simply tired of putting up with this #sorry i saw a post that made me mad lol #delete later

[perenlop]

havent read tbc but i think its so funny how shadowsight seems to be popular to the people i follow just because “the narrative treats him like all the female characters do so hes an honorary girlie”

#and by ''how the narrative treats him'' they mean badly ofc bc apparently everything is blamed on him repeatedly #w no one realizing that he was manipulated and the narrative being retconned just to say hes actually a screwup who was never good #and everything genuinely is his fault bc why else would he listen to an evil cat in starclan #like. damn that really is something theyd do to a female protagonist #also the only ppl ive seen hating on him do it for boring and stupid reasons so im inclined to like him out of spite #bc ''he has an ILLEGAL name in this universe. hes a TIGERDOVE kid. hes a FANFICTION made REAL'' ok well hes the most interesting one. so. #not like anything he actually does in the narrative it seems. plus the other two protags sound boring as hell #''oh im sad i couldnt get w the boy i like. now i love another guy but its forbidden. oh and my leaders possessed ig.'' #''SIGH i wish people didnt compare me to my cringe OUTSIDER dad. also i see ghosts and i hate this its cringe'' #''also my sister is a legacy name after an important character from the previous arc but who cares'' #and then shadowsight is like ''since i was an infant i had excruiciating seizures and visions. i threw myself into a river as a sacrifice #i am suicidal. i got manipulated by an evil man into possessing my great uncle. everyone outwardly wants me dead for it #everyone blames all of their problems on me and expects a lot from me. i got demoted for it. my only support is my close family #and even then they have to suffer the extreme guilt of not being able to help me with literally anything #also the antagonist wants my mom dead for my own existence. i have lost so much #i am literally blamed by god for everything thats happened to be despite being used by them since i was an infant and thats where my story e #ends'' #like fuck. yeah he is an honorary girlie to me. i barely know u man but like i support u. cmere be my pet cat #echoed voice

[zevranunderstander]

okay time for my daily "i stand with john gaius" post but tamsyn muir did not write a bisexual maori man who was a renowned scientist who had dedicated his life to saving the earth and exposing the schemes of the ultra-rich who was then made out to be a terrorist and global threat when his only goal was to help and who ultimately was brought down by his own character flaws and shortcomings while under immense pressure in a situation where everyone he ever loved was being executed in front of him and seconds before death did something he - to our knowledge - could barely control, just for the entire fanbase to go 'yeah he's like a cartoon villain. he's an irredeemably shitty person and everything he does is inherently evil and manipulative'

#myposts #tlt #im not saying he doesn't have bad character traits #like his clear problem to be seen in a bad light by anyone and the lengths he goes so people cannot judge and blame him #and his frankly a bit creepy tendency to rename people #but can i be so real? i think both of these are PERFECTLY explained by his backstory #i think he genuinely has a tendency to shift the blame away from him himself and thats tbh just how some people are #but. he also was made out to be like... the antichrist by people so i GET how that can increase your desire to be seen in a good light #and i think. of course its weird that he renames people but. he explains his philosophy behind it pretty well with titania and ulysses #like. you dont have to agree w him but if youd resurrect someone and they are very much not the same person they were when they died #would you really be comfortable calling them the same name? #i mean its a pretty philosophical question but i dont think theres a morally wrong answer to it #the fact that he had to rename his friends in the first place bc he altered their personalities so they think they aren't from earth? #now that is pretty fucked up #but first of all its also a bit sexy and second of all like. what do you say to your friends when you make them remember earth like....? #'im soooo sooorry guys i blew up palmet earth and almost all people on it? like #what would you do if this legitimately would have happened to you #also ill be real. the scene where hes like 'pyrrha was saying i was lying and that guys as careful as me don't have accidents like that' #about how he killed those cops #and then at the end of the chapter alecto is like 'did you ever find out what happened with your accident' #and hes like 'come on love. guys as careful as me dont have accidents' #like. when he breaks the entire facade of this super helpless guy whom everything bad ever just happens to on accident #i found that a bit hot. ok. that was very very very fucking sexy of him #the only thing i really cant defend abt him is the imperialism but to me this choice has something from the ending of hunger games you know #oh god i will make a separate post on that i didnt know there is a tag limit VHHDVDHDJDJJ

[spaciebabie]

I'm not Sarah anymore but it was my dead name LMAOOOO

Sarah is DEAD 👹👹👹/j

oh my god sarah, they're fuckin DEAD!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!

#spacie splains #i personally dont have a problem w/being called sarah despite the agenderness #idk feeling completely detachted from the idea of gender as a whole has its benefits #i also like that is spells haras(s) backwards i think that pretty much sums me up. like thats me dude. #real sarahs HARAS(S)!!! if you're name doesn't spell haras(s) backwards you're a faker!!!!!!!!!

[everythingsinred]

its not faiirrrrrr.

i wanna be a bookworm girl who lights little candles when she reads and makes a little tea for herself and sits in a nice chair to be all aesthetic and everything BUT

i have one candle (gifted to me by my friend and the only candle ive ever been gifted despite how much i love candles) and it means so much to me im sad to burn it

and i hate tea. i wish i liked tea. i WANT to like tea bc its cute and pretty and healthy. but i hate tea.

my family living room is gross bc of one of our cats so i have to read on my bed. no pretty chair ;-;

so i miss out on the bookworm girl instagram aesthetic and isnt that fucking tragic??? im so sad abt it actually. i dont fit the stereotype despite wanting to so dearly

#i wanna like tea. its so pretty and cute. #but. genuinely. it tastes like piss. chamomile is the worst of them all #thats crazy. chamomile is SO CUTE!!! lil flowers!!! the name is cute! it tastes like ass! how does that add up at all #help me like tea. if u have pointers please gimme #or else im gonna have to look up 'how to like tea' OR drink fruit tea and pretend like thats the same #when i know its not and its FAR less healthy than green/black/white tea #help a girl out if u can. and gimme candles. thank u #wanted to get myself a bookworm mystery box for my bday in august but decided against it #when a huge portion of the mystery box was a surprise flavor of tea. #a book i might end up hating? whatever. but like 3 packets of tea. no. gross. see im missing out on opportunities this is so unfair #also im aware that this is not a real problem. but it is to me. am i dealing w worse rn? YES. but id rather think abt this #little anya things

[ironmanstan]

Omg i am remembering why i fucking hate english classes ^__^

#i cant read i have actual for real problems my god #im like /srs about this like when i read things i have to reread anything longer than a sentence like 3 times at least #bc the words all mix up and the word orders just do not connect in my head and i can read them i know the words audibly #but they dont make sense at all #and its like the same thing reading numbers does to me #and in books i used to just reread constantly or just skip words like actively reading every other word in a book #and well me when i get a 60% in english and i go check how bc i understood the lesson??? it was so easy #and then i read the problems i got wrong and its like oh. its all bc i mixed up. the words. and clicked the wrong ones. #like im looking through and its like haha. fuck. great great great i am soo fine i literally know the answers to these but i get them wrong #bc i cant fucking read. so cool so cool ooooufhhjg my god #i dont havw time to care about this i have portfolio in a week baby aha i will scream #this is worth 10% of my grade wowwwww cool ill die now #i got a 97 before this . i love everything hahhah #the gamer speaks uwu #sorry guys i am built to write papers and thats it #IM SO MAD IM SO MAD ITS SUCH EASY BULLSHIT I ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIOJS ABOUT FORMATTING AND MLA AND SHIT CORRECTLY #AND I MISS THE ONES W THE ACTUAL EXAMPLES BC I GET MIXED UP ON ALL THE NAMES AND THERES SO MANY OPTIONS WITH ONLY ONE WORD CHANGED #AND I CANT FUCIFUING READ IT !!!! I ANSWER EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS RIGHT AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT GETTING THE STUPID EASY SHIT WRONG #COOL #GREAT #my fucuging god #vent #i guess. i love school i love school #i get a bad grade one time and die ab it

[sangfielle]

the probably most defining thing that shrike 1 did that made shrike 2 the thing that it was when that character started getting made was the fight where shrike 1 - a person who does not have or fight with a mech, and instead largely uses his own body & a few short range tools like knives - jumped up onto one of the mechs the group was facing off against and started breaking the mech apart with his hands and claws to get to and kill the person inside of it. very central moment for thanatos (shrike 2), the giantkiller

#i use the shrike 1/2 shorthand and not much else to talk about these characters & nobody outside of nc & lulav would have any idea #who either of them are. ummm #shrike 1 is shrike & the ground bled (his real name) - a former soldier who was part of a weird supersoldier program & who #works as a mercenary/assassin after being discharged 4 an injury. no real moral stances beyond #violence is the solution to most problems/flesh is inferior to metal/my allegiance is always for sale #& hes frommm a. 2018-19 technoir game #shrike 2 is from a 21-22ish beam saber game #its technical professional callsign is thanatos #but is called informally both shrike and butcher for its. well. tendency to tear both mechs and people apart #its a giantkiller & is very actually opposed to both mechs and war & sees violence and aggression as largely just a necessary tool #but before it cares about that moral it cares about loyalty. & the people its loyal to are #its superior officer & former team who are very involved in the war. #neither of them really think about themselves as people #but shrike 1 considers himself like. an intelligent machine more than anything else #& like. a wolf. #shrike 2 very firmly believes itself to be a tool & an attack dog. the purpose is to be subservient & be wielded #theyre fun theyre more different iterations on similar concepts than a linear improvement or w/e i just use 1/2 bc of chronologh #personal

[thatfizzyyyy]

stop I'm literally so nervous for this presentation im literally practicing so hard but im still like :((((

#oops im rambling #schoolposting #like im so scared of this prof :( #like i think he wants me to be like. a top ra #since most are graduating #but I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING #i feel like hes disappointed..... #idk hes nice to me but its not like hes gonna say anything bad #but i guess if he had a real problem he would say something #i have a normal and healthy relationship with authority figures #clearly #NO BUT IM SO VALID THO BC GRAD STUDENTS ARE ALSO SCARED OF HIM #AND UPPERCLASSMEN #NO IM SOOOOOOO VALID ACTUALLY #but guys why did he stop signing emails w his first name #and start signing with his title & lastname? #i literally will not survive in the real world im so scared #literally i hate professionalism so much it gives me so much anxiety #like just be casual so i know we are chill😭 I CANT DO THIS

[crispfencer]

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#just remembered yeaaaaaaars ago #when m*rk w*tson first gave me his phone number and INSISTED on walking me home at night #i then sat in bed and typed his name into AO3 LOL #there were like two fics. i bet there's loads more now #i have my problems with him and im no longer a fan just an acquaintance (turns out real people have flaws and are annoying lol) #but its soooo funny being in these spaces and then someone walks padt and you're like 'oh. i used to read fic about you' #in october at a staff drinks do i had to tell tim k*y to smoke elsewhere because steffan is allergic LOL #that was fine but then i get aftershocks of 'oh my god i used to be obsessed like literally OBSESSED with you when i was 15 #hahahaha i may be a neet and have zero money but i get to feel like a socialite lol #cris is talking tag

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Following the lectures is a debate between the candidates—one topic they were allowed to prepare for, the other is held secret until the last moment and all must debate off the cuff. Nicolo and Sanudo are so terribly enthusiastic about this it makes Cristof worried. He tells Nicolo that he’s too cracked up, he can’t debate anyone. Who is he debating first? Egnazio from Manuzio’s press. He can’t debate the man! He’s a priest! They’re debating Augustine and Aquinas! Cristof is fucked! Nicolo tartly tells him to calm down and declares that Cristof is fine.

And he is fine. Until the second debate which is against Musuro, one of Sanudo’s apparent nemeses and it is on Theocritus. Cristof again says he can’t do it. Nicolo tells him to stop the amateur dramatics and go smear Musuro’s smug arse across the pristine marble floors of the hall. Cristof thinks Nicolo’s approach to loving encouragement could use some work.

Afterwards, Nicolo tells him, ‘It was a fine spectacle.’

Sanudo enthuses, ‘I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.’

Cristof, worried, ‘Is that a good thing?’  

Nicolo smiles his Nicolo smile.

I love their love and I love what a little maniac Cristof is. Absolute idiot. Bless him. 

Sanudo’s just here for the ride. 

#i took a tiny 15th century man who has sex with men and gave him problems #The debate-competition for the Chancellery school seat in March 1511 didn't happen but I borrowed from the 1512 competition including #all the names of the compoetators - Sanudo was diligent #Eganzio though withdrew his name so technically he wasn't voted on at the end of the competition but I didn't have that happen because w/e #also we think job interviews are hard now days #back then you had to give a public lecture - including in front of your competition for the teaching position - then you had to debate #one another extemporaniously and people showed up from all over the city to watch and heckle #then you had to sit there as votes were read out so you knew how you did in comparison to the other people #unlike in the united states house of reps there were no re-dos though #oh wait reread the remaining bit of this scene and yes Egnazio does withdraw his name because he doesn't think he has the votes #which is what he actually did in real life #the venetians #writing #my writing #marin sanudo #idk not his diary excerpts or anything but he's mentioned #because I have to give a shoutout to Venice's pre-eminent diarist

[cyrsed]

=_= a neighbor complained to our landlord bc there were trash bags next to our bin & we hadn't mowed the lawn yet and part of me is trying to be cool about it but part of me gets so mad about snitches lghdjflkds also it made me pretty embarrassed bc i would never put bags next to the bin like that but someone did while we were moving stuff in and i was like i guess i just have to leave them there until trash day bc they got rained on so i can't bring them back in, but they were driving me nuts the entire time TT_TT. plus like. we Just moved in last wednesday and you're already complaining that we haven't mowed the lawn? it's not even the weekend yet

#im too autistic for this bc likeee #just talk to me directly if you have a problem #bc tbh neither request is unreasonable since we share part of our yards/where we put our trash bins #but just talk to me about it or leave me a note or find out if it's a pattern of behavior #don't be a snitch #OH ant they stole my package ghsdklfj #it got left on their doorstep and i was too nervous to go up and grab it when i realized and now it's gone #and theyve definitely not put it on my doorstep which would take all of 15 seconds #it 1000% had my name and correct address on it soooo #i could be reading more ill-intent into that than was intended but now w the complaining thing i'm like. do they have some problem w me or #bc thankfully even my landlord was like 'idk why they're complaining about this i just mowed last tuesday before you moved in' #nyway it's not worth spending too much time on i just wanted to vent/be petty real quick lol

[unproduciblesmackdown]

knock on wood but already had the thought about how the potential What If winstuk of ostensible post-7x03/WDE could just be....boisterous. effulgent. vibrant.

#and it could Not Be. we could have tuk be like i; specifically; hate you; specifically. bit of a damper esp. not assuming further material #but if there's the setup for Contrast Surprise in ''everyone hates winston & has been assaulting him or not moved to make sure he's not #assaulted all day'' bad time & he ends up Unleashed. perfect time to meet just out of frame like knock knock it's me your actual friennd... #anyways i have boundless thoughts; feelings abt WDE Impends that i won't try to expound & enumerate via thirty tags limits #representative is how atm the vibe is [mild] but earlier did have an adrenal response to secondhand info. which is also just a tuesday but #winston billions #winstuk #it could sure just be everyone lining up for a last chance at telling winston they wish he was dead & then forget he exists next ep #like what happens when he's been offscreen for a moment all these five seasons lol #and of course i've thought abt ''well it's not even off the table he litchreally dies offscreen lol lmao'' #it's just like 4x11 time to lose forty followers overnight #causing mpc problems? maybe someone will kill you for real. #then his life will have served its highest purpose: upping the stakes for people who matter (rian going ''hope that doesnt happen to me'') #but this would be as likely as anyone following up on winston ever to even realize if he's alive or not. maybe if they Had to ask him smth #billions probably wouldn't be that mean but who even knows. do you want maximal drama out of the winston sendoff or not #like thanks for naming an episode after him and his dick energy i guess....could've just written him out offscreen entirely #but i also have the standards of ''yes i'm gonna be pissed if/when they write him out w/o treating him like another Person in universe'' #and even if they do at all in some ways. i'll also be annoyed if they stick to the tradition of not letting taylor talk to him #i know someone official liked my livetweet about that backpat. you all had better do any damn thing. sigh. anyways #only Some expounding. the winstuk setup potential could also be cuntrageous as it'd be great if winston could be more generally

[kombuuuu]

Miles 42 headcanons?

no one asked but i’ll deliver !!

Miles!42 x Fem!Reader random headcanons

also a lot of snippets :)

You/Reader: Blue

Miles Morales: Purple

Mama Rio/Rio Morales: Pink

Uncle Aaron/Aaron Morales: Orange

Random/stranger: Black

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gift giving love language duhhh

Will have you walk with him through malls and whatever you look at for a second too long he buys

You don’t catch on until you’re both eating at a nice restaurant, absentmindedly staring at some plant when a lull in conversation happens.

He purchases the plant.

“Fuck you mean I can’t buy it?”

“Sir, the plants aren’t for sale, this is a dining establishment.”

“Establish the fact I’m gettin’ that plant.”

“Sir—“

50 bucks down and a plant 🆙

He will damn right die if you refuse him. He’ll get all grumpy and pouty when you say he should save for a house, not for you.

convinced you just get shy when bought things (you do).

is even more motivated to buy things

“Miles, baby, you need to save up. Not spend on me!”

“This would look so good on you, Ma.”

“Are you listening??”

“Fuck, and this.”

“Oh my god.”

gets so jealous it’s unbelievable

but only when someone goes too far with you

it’s like 1–100 real quick

he’s not usually the prowling type (ha)

but when someone pushes the line he loses his shit

other than that he’s a supportive bbg all the way

“Wanna go home with me, butterface?”

“Fuck you just say?”

“Nothing homie just get outta here.”

“Say that shit again ‘homie’.”

“Chill the fuck out. Let the lady speak for herself.”

“I’ll fucking speak for my girl all I want, homeboy.”

maybe got a liiiiittle bit of an anger issue

guy went home with a broken nose and a missing tooth

better hope he can afford fill ins

he would never get mad at you though

he gets frustrated you don’t listen sometimes, but it’s never to the point of anger

feel like he has the patience of a fucking SAINT

calm and collected baby u know the deal

“Mami, we gonna have a problem?”

“”

“Didn’t think so.”

a SWEETHEART at times

stand by him being raised right

mama rio taught him to be a romantic

wanted him to take after his dad

so flowers and gifts and chocolates

followed by lovin of any kind

probably a baby for affection but doesn’t show it

so when you get all emotional about being gifted roses for the first time

and hug him and smother him

give him stupid little kisses all over

he’s fainting

poor boy doesn’t know love like u show him

“Baby, are these for me?”

“Yeah, Chiquita. They okay?”

“Wh… They’re perfect.”

“Are you cryin’? I can return ‘em.”

“No! No, no, don’t do that.

I love them, C’mere.”

when you guys get rlly comfortable, like a year and some dating, he ends up getting more chatty

willingly talking w you for hours

feels like you’re the only person he can rlly do that with

rambles so rarely that you kind of just sit in awe when it happens

doesn’t catch himself until he’s trying to name your future kids

“I’ll marry you one day, we’ll have like two, three kids. Get all nice an cozy.

You want a boy or girl? I kinda want both. Definitely not girl first, never having a girl without a brother to protect ‘er.

You’d be such a good Mami.

What’d you wan’ name ‘em? I have a few ideas—“

“..”

“But you could choose the girl cause I don’t know any pretty names. And i’ll choose—“

“..”

“..”

“You gon’ let me keep goin?”

“I love your voice.”

“Tranquila, mami.”

Takes you to every family event he ever has

sits you regularly with Rio and Aaron

they insist you call them uncle and ma

you do, obviously

miles doesn’t need to meet your family if you don’t want him to, but if he ever does he’s totally suave with them

like weirdly smooth

able to get on ur carers good side quick

when you meet his extended family they’re just as loving

his whole family is this bright dash of colour

and you fit right the fuck in

“¡Oh, hija estás preciosa!”

“Dice la estrella de la fiesta!”

“You flatter me, Hija.”

“Miles, come get your girl.”

“You look nice too, Uncle Aaron.”

“..Thanks, kid.”

“Hey Mami, havin’ fun?”

“Aight, I’m out.”

when you find out he’s the prowler you’re not really shocked

he’s hella nervous to tell you and kinda puts it off for a while

as long as you’re not in harms way, nothin matters, yeah?

no

the guilt eats him alive

he’s already lost so much, if he doesn’t do things right with you, then loses you too

he’d probably lose himself

so he tells you

“The Prowler?”

“Yeah.”

“The.. Panther guy I keep seeing on the news-?”

“Mm.”

“Miles are you—

..—Are you killing people?”

“Mami, it’s not like that—“

“oh my god.”

“These men— I kill,”

“Oh my god, oh my god.”

“,They’re bad, you understand.”

“Miles..”

“[Name]. Do you understand?”

“Yeah.. Yeah I understand.”

“You can’t tell anyone.”

“I won’t.”

“…”

“Are you mad.”

“I’m not happy.”

“Okay.”

you’re kind of devastated he’s killing people

but you eventually get it

like it takes a while

say a month or so

but you forgive quick

i mean, who knows what those men are doing, right?

(ur delulu but it’s ok)

he lets you have your space but talking with mama rio when she realises your absence knocks some sense into him

mans is going to GROVEL

he will fucking beg on his damn knees

knocks on your door and is already kneeling

will plead with you to come back to him

like i said a whole ass romantic

you know what’s romantic? a man who can get on his knees

he will suffocate you in gifts and affection

oh you like (insert sanrio esc character) ? look over there at that lifesize plushie woahhhh wonder who that’s forrrrrr

“Hello?”

“Mami, don’t close the door.”

“Miles, go home.”

“And please stop kneeling, the floor is dirty.”

“I’m not leaving ‘til you hear me out.”

looooong sigh

“Okay, fine— whatever, come inside. You have two minutes.”

“God, I missed you. You’re so beautiful Chiquita.”

“Three minutes.”

You talk it out easy, he’s a real smooth talker when he wants to be

“Okay Miles, I’ll see you tomorrow yeah?”

“Yeah, Ma. See you soon.”

“Wh—.. What is that?”

“Ohhh…”

“Why the fuck is it so big?”

“It said “Life Size” on the site? I was thinking like two feet tall.���

“You bought that?”

“Yeah.. I was thinkin’ you wouldn’t let me in. Would have to bribe you.”

“…That’s really cute.”

Annnnnd that’s all i can come up with i’ll probably do more later :P

#miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles morales #miles x reader #miles morales #earth 42 miles morales x reader #rio morales #uncle aaron #aaron morales #into the spider verse

[bigcryptiddies]

I think people should get angrier at the Lensa app

#txt #I think it would be funny #it’s a fun toy…people are playing with a fun toy…hush #art is derivative by nature anyway so the fact that they’re teaching machines to copy stuff is…nothing new… #the problem is hardly ever the technology itself the problem is nearly always capitalism #worried about people being replaced w machines in order to cut costs and corners? capitalism #I don’t think it should be allowed to be used for professional reasons either but it isn’t a surprise because capitalism is always going to #push for the misuse of otherwise cool and/or useful technology in the name of profit #you wanna get mad at people just having fun so bad you’re not even mad about cutting edge technology in general being made solely to justify #paying and employing real people less

[queenie-the-court-jester]

yandere! popular girl x gn!reader x yandere emo boy

A/n: "Mimi" is 18 years old and a sophomore! This post is nsfw so minors do not interact! Sorry for the shitty ending, I'm too sleepy

💓yandere! Popular girl who first introduced herself as "Mimi", refusing to tell you her real name as she found you sitting alone at lunch. Riley having left to go and get a lunch for himself

"saw you by yourself and I couldn't leave such a cute thing all by their lonesome! What's your name sweetheart?"

🌺Mimi follows you everywhere, much to Riley's displeasure, she quickly becomes someone fun and reliable for you to hang out with. You never seemed to notice the tension she had with the aforementioned goth

🌷Mimi slowly pushes the boundaries of your friendship, Getting very touchy feely and claiming it was how she was with all her friends! Which isn't much of a lie since you've seen how she acts the same with them.. but still, you could swear she was more personal with you..

💓Mimi starts getting dirty thoughts of you 3 months into your friendship, desperately needing to touch herself to get some relief. It was such a problem since she had a high sex drive, just a horny virgin really

"ah.. hah.. babydoll.. fuck, wish you were here.. wonder how you'd take care of me.. ah..! cumming.."

🌺Mimi secretly has low self esteem and confidence, seeing you as her only saving light despite being surrounded by people who love her. She doesn't need them! All she wants is you.

🌷Riley and Mimi who start getting sexually frustrated because you're either so dense to their advances or you're just choosing to ignore the signs. They come to an agreement to satisfy eachother until they can get you, whoever reaches you first wins fair and square

"Riley! Slow down, w-wait not inside-!?"

"...whoops"

"goddamnit Riley... You're so lucky I'm on the pill.."

💓Riley and Mimi who slowly start falling in love, their dates often involving stalking you and/or mutually masturbating to hearing you get yourself off in your room, through the camera Mimi hid under your bed one time when she was over

🌺Mimi has a big breeding kink, and loves it when she gets her clit slapped. Cumming almost instantly. Riley is more than happy to help. (They totally aren't planning on going 10x more roughly on you)

🌷Mimi and Riley who kidnap you as soon as you all graduate, keeping you locked in Riley's basement. Mimi moves in soon after and they both take turns going out to work or looking after you

💓if you're afab Mimi will beg Riley to knock you both up once you're financially stable. If you're amab Mimi will beg you to give her a baby. She's desperate okay

🌺5 years later they managed to forge a three-way marriage contract, keeping it under wraps as you're all now legally married! Congrats to the happy couple

🌷Mimi is incredibly happy, but she can also feel her grip on reality slipping.. hm,must be nothing, right?

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