#i have awful taste

[nuclearforest]

Can I get the alphabet for my problematic fave, the Major? The entire thing, unless you prefer to pick and choose. Dealers choice

Y'all need to know that this is an NSFW alphabet. Everything inappropriate is below the cut.

That said, I’m more than glad to share my awful opinions (thanks, I think?) but I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I SPENT FAR TOO LONG DEBATING WHETHER HE’D HAVE A FULLY ROBOT BODY OR WOULD HAVE INSISTED THAT HE MAINTAINED HIS. UH. HUMAN DANGLY BITS. In the end I decided full robot because otherwise, by the time the series rolled around, it probably would’ve been like, a dried stick of cinnamon and two raisins. No amount of Viagra or Doc’s miracle pressure pumps would’ve worked.

Anyway, full offense against the Major below the cut lmao. Consider this challenge fully accepted. Note that based on the bonus comics for Hellsing that I totally consider him a weeb.

A is for Aftercare

This man is solely dedicated to himself. If he’s got a partner, I can’t really see him caring (unless, ofc, he’s handling one of his very expensive posable anime figures. THEN he’d clean them and probably sweet talk them or something. Otherwise the most Doc gets is a “no homo” in response to the brojob and is left to fend for himself).

B is for Body Part

Honestly Montana is the kind of guy who probably loves his face. Mom told him he was a cute boy and he still thinks he’s a cute boy. Honestly it could be worse. ON THE OTHER HAND. He’s a boob dude. Definitely stares in public and makes women uncomfortable. Somebody has to remind him to wear sunglasses if he really wants to be a pervert (but on some level he likes the disgust and revolt at being caught. He likes having the power to drive discomfort in another).

C is for Cum

I was three seconds away from saying he has a cumjar with an anime figurine in it but that’s far too much even for him. Instead, he very much wants to, uh, paint his lovers with it. Likes to leave them to clean themselves.

D is for Dirty Secret

Can’t get laid by a woman voluntarily so he has Doc give him brojobs.

E is for Experience

Absolutely knows what he’s doing to himself and how he likes to be touched. Has never pleasured a woman in his life and all he knows about them biologically is from hentai, despite Doc’s best efforts to teach him otherwise.

F is for Favorite Position

Cowboy or reverse cowboy. Also likes staring down at his partners. Really, it’s whatever will make him feel in control and make him do the least amount of work. He’s a little bit lazy.

G is for Goofy

The Major is serious but it’s also his brand of serious so he can say some totally off the wall shit, deadpan, at any given moment. At least he hasn’t broken into song yet.

H is for Hair

He’s well groomed. He’s a robot and doesn’t have a lot of upkeep, so Doc put it in once, fixed it into place, and that’s how it is. And yes, Montana insisted on the carpet matching the drapes. Woe to Doc that had to go and find a bunch of pubes and then make a skin out of them to attach to that segment of his body.

I is for Intimacy

He’s not a man for romance. He’s definitely into the degradation (unless you are one of his precious figurines) and at most is cordial with poor Doc.

J is for Jack off

Daily, probably. It fills the time.

K is for Kink

Dude gets off on lording power over others and degradation for sure. Also has a thing for school girl uniforms and short skirts. Doc is lucky he hasn’t been forced into one yet.

L is for Location

Honestly loves to get busy in his office. It’s become well known amongst his subordinates to knock and still leave a whole minute so he can fix himself up.

M is for Motivation

If he happens to see somebody publicly humiliated, a bunch of captured and desperate folks brought in as vampire food, or turns on the television and forgot he left something playing from the last time he, uh, beat the vegan meat alternative. (It’s not real meat if it’s a robot).

N is for No

Underage. He’s a man of taste, damn it, and anybody to suggest otherwise is hung from the gallows and fed to the soldiers.

O is for Oral

He only ever receives. If he had to give, it probably wouldn’t be very good because he’s either disinterested or lacking experience (have I ever said he’s never pleasured a woman?).

P is for Pace

He’s all for slow and sensual. Partly because it’s less energy on his part. And partly because he can draw out his partner’s discomfort with the situation.

Q is for Quickie

Sure, it’s an option. But it’s also a rarity because there’s not enough time to make a true spectacle of it. Not enough time to savor and enjoy something so animal.

R is for Risk

As much as he loves to fuck around and find out on the military and science side of things, he’s surprisingly risk averse. Refuses to do anything beyond brojobs with Doc and likewise stays in his very narrow lane for naughty material.

S is for Stamina

He’s a one and done. Also doesn’t want to oversaturate himself, surprisingly, so once a day is the limit (even if that may be a bit excessive). And duration is highly dependent. Doc gave that robot ween many, many settings.

T is for Toys

He is a toy, for one. And for two, he doesn’t have sex toys. Only those anime figurines. If he really needs something, he can bind some wrists with his tie.

U is for Unfair

Dude is incredibly unfair and his teasing is usually pretty mean. It never fails to get a rise when he really wants it to.

V is for Volume

Dude’s a stoic. Like, he’ll talk to a partner, sure, but beyond that he refuses to make any noise. You’re more likely to hear his inner mechanisms than hear him groan. Maybe a sigh here and there, but since he doesn’t have to breathe it’s a rarity.

W is for Wild Card

Totally organizes his figurines based on his favorite. Has like a MySpace Top 8 and regularly rearranges them based on how vivid his imagination gets.

X is for X-ray

Robot bits. And they’re fully customizable! Doc really outdid himself with that one. And then got like, 0 thanks. Rest in Pieces.

Y is for Yearning

Honestly hard to say. He’s a daily man, but it’s almost as much the routine as it is the drive to do it. So he’s like a 7/10 on the horny scale.

Z is for Zzz

He’ll go through his whole day without sleeping afterwards.

#hellsing meme #major montana max #hellsing doctor #nsft #i have awful taste #no offense to anybody who likes him but i had to #i did not take this seriously uwu #hellsing ultimate #mun rambles

[calibrationneeded]

You can show me the ratings of a show and it can be 5 stars, with a million awards, god could come down from heaven and say that it’s the best thing ever, but I’ll always prefer some random awful show with a half dead fanbase with writers that hate the fans and is borderline hate crime material

#I have awful taste #I can’t watch something unless critics hate it #don’t take show recommendations from me

[angiestown]

time for everyone to have opinions on sprinkles

#nonpareils are best because they look good on everything and have a good crunch #vermicelli tastes good but looks bad on a lot of things #quins are either awful or amazing depending on the brand (usually though I find the circles taste bad but the shaped ones taste good #idk if there's a different recipe used for shapes or something) #mix sanding sugar into your icing instead of food colouring and you will get very yummy crunchy coloured icing

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[velinxi]

How can I let you know? I'm more than the dress and the voice?

#happy bday piper and happy pride #piper mclean #annabeth chase #pipabeth #brain: so which ship would you like xiao? the canon popular one? the non canon but still popular one? or the spicy one? #me #picking up the wad of gum thats been stuck under the table for 10 years: this one #brain: xiao thats not a ship thats a dinghy that has three mice on board #eyes on me is such a good song and i have superimposed it onto pipabeth in this au bc i love the idea of piper being the one to help #crack open annabeths initial calculating exterior yes i have both awful and perfect taste

[becca-e-barnes]

Thinking so much about clingy, mutually possessive, filthy sex and how much I just need that rn

The kind of sex where you and Bucky just can't feel close enough to each other. You physically can't get any closer than you are, his thick cock buried so deep inside you but you still need more of him. He has nothing left to give you and you're glad because if he was any longer, you wouldn't be able to take the rest.

You're panting against his neck, whining out your frustration each time he slides home into your warm, wet body. His own groans are low, rumbling from his throat and hanging in the humid air of the bedroom you share.

"You know I can't fucking resist you. I can't." Bucky moans, grasping one of your wrists, guiding it between your bodies, encouraging you to play with yourself while he fucks you.

"I can't say no to you. Fuck, I'm yours." You hardly hear what he's saying over the obscene, wet sounds of your body accommodating his.

Your fingertips rub against your slick clit and the sensation is almost too much. "You're mine." You whine against his neck, using your free hand to claw at his back, driving him impossibly closer to you.

There's something reassuring about the feeling of his skin on yours. It's hot and sweaty but it's so comforting being naked with him, enjoying the pleasure of each others' bodies. You don't feel vulnerable communicating your pleasure to him; you feel understood.

"I am." He groans, eyes fluttering shut, lost in the way your body clings to him. "All yours. And you're mine, aren't you? My good girl."

It's a relentless build up, each stroke taking you a little further than the last and at some point, the band just has to snap.

"I am." You whine, barely able to manage any more words than that.

"You feel like Heaven. You were made for me. This warm, tight little pussy fits me perfectly." His body still isn't close enough to you, not that there's any way you could physically feel more of him.

"You take me so well, you know that? You take every drop of cum and you still beg me for more. Fuckin' love it." Just the very mention of Bucky pumping his release into you makes your walls flutter, dreaming of the feeling of his thick load shooting into you.

"I can't last like this." You hear him mutter and you're almost glad because you're not far off either. "Can't last when I can see that pretty face." His eyes meet yours and he pulls you in for a kiss that stifles your moans for a few seconds.

"Bucky, please." You groan when he pulls back, rubbing yourself just a little too quickly now that you've gotten desperate.

"Go on sweetheart, let me feel you cum for me." It only takes a few more strokes for your high to take over, pleasure rippling through you in a way that leaves your legs shaking.

You almost miss the start of Bucky's release, given how distracted you are by your own but the unmistakable throbbing of him inside you tells you he's reached his own peak if his moans didn't give it away.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #Bucky Barnes smut #Bucky Barnes x reader smut #this was an entirely selfish piece #there's just something that hits the spot here for my possessive ass #also what the FUCK does one wear to a wine tasting event at a golf club??? #if anyone knows pls dm me by Thursday #am I going to have to pretend I like golf?? #and I'm at an awful stage with my hair #I'm growing it out and it's at a length that I HATE #I'm so close to just cutting it short again #but I'm half convinced I found a grey hair the other day #so I definitely need the roots touched up

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #the noise #fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok #even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail #peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this. #but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about. #arting #pizzaposting #i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e #fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like #he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing #not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time #so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable #total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at #persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast #fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything #except for the rats.

[eclown4hire]

the doctor

#i like him. #sorry for having the worst taste in men #i hope he explodes on screen #.or if theyre intent on making him playable i hope he doesnt hget a redemption and hes awful and mean and horrid constantly #just dont redeem him i like my evil little man #genshin #genshin impact #dottore #il dottore #gi

[bonefall]

Does leopard still have 3 lives in her final battle? Or was that changed?

Yep. I think she drowned her once, then Leopardstar lunges up refreshed, and she gets the upper paw on Mistyfoot with 2 lives to go.

(MAYBE tw gore, but I really did try to be tasteful about a head being smashed on a rock.)

On her back, splashing and thrashing furiously against Leopardstar's claws dunking her head under, Mistyfoot glimpses a wave breaking just over the tip of a stone-blue rock. Her only chance.

With a surge of power, her claws sink into her leader's golden shoulder and they tumble and roll to the right. Before the tyrant even realizes what's happening, she's yanked up, and then whipped backwards with a wet CRUNCH

And then again

And again

And again, until Mistyfoot can't even make out what's left of her leader anymore. All she can see is that it's a red, brown, and yellow blur, because her eyes burning with salty tears and her whole body is trembling.

She drops the corpse onto the stone and it slides into the water, lifelessly. After a moment it spasms aimlessly one last time, like an insect does after its head is bitten off, unlike the deliberate, agonized throes of Tigerstar suffering through his doomed lives. And then it's still.

There's only the tranquil sound of bubbling water, and Mistyfoot's frenzied panting. Her pounding heart makes it hard to hear either.

The blood is carried off by the shallow water in scarlet swirls, but the lake runs pale red as if it's washing it away. Some were aware of this prophecy, but Mistyfoot was not.

It isn't closure to her, or a fulfillment of divine decree. It's just blood that should be on her paws, slicked away by the complicit river. She wished it could feel like it's over, but she's smart enough to know the truth. Has been through enough terrible events like this to understand what comes next.

Her body will move foward. Her mind will need to consider her deputy. Her paw will come down on code-defying cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower. But her heart will stay here, next to the remains of Leopardstar, the same way another piece of it remains at Stonefur's side across space and time.

#Tw gore #Juuuust in case but I did try to stay tasteful #While also trying to write it as gut-wrenchingly violent as I imagine in my head #Because it's important that it haunts her #The kill wasn't pretty and clean. It was awful. She didn't want this. It wasn't heroic #'Why did you do this to me? Why did you make this so cruel?' #'Why was the last thing you ever did to me such a horrible command as a leader?' #'And why did I obey your orders until the bitter bitter end?' #'How could you turn my defiance into a new kind of cruel obediance? Did I not suffer ENOUGH for you?' #'And now there is no head to bury with your body. I am cursed with the last memory of your face. I alone will know how you looked at me' #'That the last expression on your face wasn't pain or confusion or realization.' #'It was all fury. For me.' #OF COURSE tho I will continue to make funny rock jokes until the day I die lmaoo #Duality of Bones #Hmm maybe when I get to this in BB!TNP I'll be quick and objective about it and save the Misty Emotions for like... #I miss how the field guides used to have stories told in 1st person. #It would be fun to have a BB!Mistystar Speaks #Because I do LOVE writing Misty's verbose and philosophical speeches. #As you can see from the tags lmao #BB!Mistystar #Better bones au

[angrybatart]

Quick comic of an idea I woke up to this morning.

I imagine Poké Puffs being like those fancy dog treats sold at Petco. They look tasty, but are NOT made for humans. So yucky tasting.

#fanart #quick comic #Pokemon #Pokemon Black and White #Submas #Subway Boss Emmet #Joltik #saw jokes about Emmet being predicted to appear in the next Legends game #so I woke up to the idea of Emmet would TOTALLY try eating a poke puff #because they look like cupcakes #but because they're for Pokemon they probably taste awful to humans #I've tasted cat/dog food before as a kid #can confirm that it is AWFUL #-10/10 would NOT recommend #Joltik would have liked to eat that EMMET #this was very quickly doodled

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

#no im so pissed about that. #dude you don't give an autistic person a meltdown that big over something that hurtful #and just #walk away scot free #last time someone gave me a meltdown that hardcore I cut them off for a month. #that might just be the bpd tho #but still #quinni doesn't seem like the type to just. be chill without an apology and hearing sasha explain herself #and then she makes her her vice?????????? #she already acknowledged sasha is only in it for the power trip #sasha didn't even do anything in the investigation she just followed quinni around #which as she should #but she hasn't made up for how she treated quinni AT ALL #in fact she's just gotten MORE of a performative activist #like why the fuck was she such a bitch to missy abt spider #i get it yea. ur friends sometimes have dogshit taste in men but you don't need to make them feel like trash abt it #and the way she was like 'he fetishizes u for being black omg its probably asian girls next omg i dont feel safe' #THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU????????. #also she 100% jumpstarted quinnis identity crisis #with how she was constantly switching between infantilizing her and undermining her autonomy over her own decisions #and treating doing things quinni wanted to do and the specific way she needed to do them as a chore #and then victimizing herself!!!!!!! #like from experience that relationship dynamic IS abusive to autistic people it just is #idk if nt people get it but it's really fucking awful to come from your partner #anyway. until sasha apologizes to both quinni and missy this will continue to be a sasha hate page. #heartbreak high #heartbreak high season 2 #quinni gallagher jones #sasha so #missy beckett

[beanghostprincess]

which is your fav sanji outfit? i really dig the one he wore in onigashima.... something about that suit and gloves

If you're asking me this expecting a normal answer I am so, SO sorry for you. Because I will never be normal about Sanji's outfits. So, uh, these are my favorites. (Not really a top btw just my favorites in a random order):

It's so simple but!!!!!!!!! He looks adorable. Shirt and hoodie. Domestic energy. Yellow is one of my favorite colors. He looks gorgeous.

When I saw him wearing this t-shirt for the first time I had a whole breakdown:

I had a moment there. Spent a whole week thinking about it.

Cutie patootie. Egghead Hawaiian shirt my absolute beloved.

He should wear pink more because Skypiea Sanji lives in my head rent free.

Silly little guy and his silly blue hoodie <33

Whore.

Can't believe they gave him this gorgeous suit for a movie and not for his actual wedding (still love the wedding suit but, you know, this one hits different).

Hate the pants, absolutely adore this shirt.

Wet cat.

Does "I would literally murder somebody to see him again with these glasses" count as an outfit?

I need him viscerally.

I don't even need to mention this one because it's obviously his best outfit. But I needed to do it anyway. Because I adore him.

He probably hates this whole outfit and well, the whole damn arc, but I gotta say the Disney prince aesthetic he has going on makes me go feral every time.

Honorary mention to: The outfit isn't even good but damn his hair makes me feel a lot of things.

#my favorite sanji outfit you ask? all of them #well not really he has awful outfits a lot of the time i feel offended bc he should have taste and yet-- #but these are the ones that are always in my head when i think about him #also i didn't mention any of his suits bc. you know. typical sanji suit that we all love. didn't need to mention them #except the onigashima suit bc that one????????? he's serving #anyway can you tell i prefer domestic sanji #one piece #black leg sanji

[bigkickguy]

morning doodle! malkuth gebura and the meme drink

#library of ruina #malkgeb #malkuth #gebura #kickdraw #malort is funny #i love seeing people either swear by it or think it tastes awful #my bf thinks i would die if i drank any #meme aside i hc geb mainly drinks shitty college beer #and malk probably never drank much before and is like ??? i'll have uhh whatever my gf is having :) #netzach saves her at some point and finds her something she likes i hope - thanks king

[mopeytwat]

I can't stay silent about this any longer HE IS SOOOOOOO FINE IDC

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death season 2 #ricky banes #prince ricky #erroll shand #please for the love of God hear me out #he's so weird and awful i want him #i need him religiously #“I'm happy to buy you a drink” marry me right fucking now #he's so disgusting #he's so beautiful #he's my fav character now #I'm most likely gonna end up hating him #God I'm so scared to post this #No I'm not it has to be said #I have the worst taste in men ever #He's so pretty I can't describe it #I'll stop now I'm so soz

[katkit-42]

Thinking more about fear and hunger and about what it means to be a god in this world. Clearly Sylvan and Grogoroth have powers, but they also seem to only use those powers to further their powers, if that makes sense? Like, Grogoroth destroys, because he has the power to destroy. What he chooses to do with his powers of destruction is to only cause destruction. It's like the chicken or the egg--is it that his powers are destructive because he's the god of destruction or is he the god of destruction because he has the powers of destruction.

But what about what Grogoroth chooses not to destroy? He can't destroy everything or there would be nothing for Sylvan to create from. He can't destroy all humans, he can't destroy all the plants, because she still needs something. And similarly, Sylvan can't grow forever; if all of her creations grow and multiply then there will be nothing for them. In this way, Grogoroth and Sylvan aren't only the gods of destruction and creation, they're also the gods who choose when not to destroy or create.

And thinking of the girl in the depths. She's the god of fear and hunger, representing the drive of humanity. She rules over fear and hunger, just like Gorgoroth and Sylvan rule of destruction and creation. Just like them, she can also choose when to not inflict her aspect upon humans. And just like them, she can grant those who sacrifice to her boons.

She leaves Le'garde to fumble his way through his half life as the yellow Kaiser. He is still driven by fear and hunger--hunger for glory, fear that he will once again fall short (and he does fail to reach godhood again. Loser). She leaves him behind to wallow in his misery as he again fails to become a fraction of what she is.

Cahara is in the depths. He never got to go home to his wife and child. But even though he was her father for a short time, he wasn't like Le'garde. His corpse is right there next to her, in the depths, after he fell in after her, after he told her to stay away from the edge. After he fought to stay by her side. Is that not a sacrifice? What more can a god ask for than for one to dedicate their own to the god they love?

A god can't let a sacrifice go without a reward. The child grew up without a father, but they also never felt hunger pains, nor experienced fitful sleep full of nightmares. Celeste never saw the man she loved again, but she somehow always got enough food to fill her and her child's stomach, and she never again felt fear of the dark streets at night. They don't know it, but Cahara's daughter is looking after her stepmother and sibling.

#fear and hunger #fnh posting again #fnh canon: these people have experienced horrors together but theyre dont actually care that deeply about each other #me: fuck you *makes the girl aggressively love her dads wife and child* #also i lik to think that the girl also loves darce but thinks her taste in men is awful. shes also helped darce be brave and not hungry but #she is also always looking at her going “girl stop hes not worth it”