#i have brainrot. sue me lmao

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

more carmine ft. a real quote from my biomedical ethics professor

#these are very similar bc i forgot about the first ones entirely when doing the second ones #regardless. her #i have brainrot. sue me lmao #shook doodles #carmine (oc) #and i guess #takoshi (oc) #is here too really tiny and shittly drawn lol #dw about him it's not important lol #anyways time to go uh. work on my other big carmine post im making :] #its a bit cringe but im having fun so who gives a fuck lmao

[fallevs]

Hi! Wow, even a change of scene! Of course the time I lose to make this crap I could spend on continuing my wip lmao but– it looked cute and I was bored with the old banner

I'm back after two weeks (or three?) with no less than two wips! Yes because there is the "lighter and funnier" story for normal days and the more melancholy one for days with strange vibes. I'm not quite on track with either of them, but every now and then I manage to add a few little words and try to be satisfied with that.

escort!au (the title should be a new found grace but I'm not sure yet)

A door. Battered, bare, and rickety, divides the terrace from the inside. Outside, on either side, a washing machine that has surely seen better days, garbage buckets, a small ruined wooden garden table with two chairs, one of which has a broken leg. In the center of the table is, almost ironically, a blue vase with beautiful white flowers. Cute and delicate detail that, however, annoyingly clashes with the indefinable and unmentionable outdoor furniture.

"This is a joke, right?" he asks petrified, looking around. He hears Sue clicks her tongue and chuckle. "What did you expect, little prince? A mansion like the one you crawled out of? Close one eye and pretend you like it. This is what you can afford. For payment, we'll settle up later," Sue sentences, turning on her heel and walking back toward the terrace exit. "Whatever problems you have, don't call me."

Kurt is stunned, shocked, and quite upset. Normally he would stage a fairly heated argument with someone like Sue and her mannerisms. But this time, he doesn't. This time, he remains silent.

#2 (I thought the title might be celeste nostalgia, but, again, I'm not sure yet)

That city was not like any other he was used to. That city was his point of arrival. His conquest. Years spent studying it, admiring it from afar, longing for it; finally, there it was. Under his eyes. And before long, under his feet. From there, he could see the river running through it, the monuments that filled it and made it different from any other place he had ever seen; any other place he would ever see. He was sure of it. Rome. The Eternal City. The city of the Seven Hills. For a long time, he had even dreamed of it. And to feed his thirst for curiosity even more, he had read in a book about the meaning of dreams, that dreaming of visiting Rome indicated that the best thing to do is to devote oneself to oneself. He had read about how it symbolized a big step forward; made to feel better. "You and only you know what goes on inside you and what you want to do in life," he found himself reciting in a low voice, smiling wistfully and thoughtfully as he continued to admire the spectacle below.

Thank you Gen, @kurtsascot, for the tag ✨️

Even though it's Thursday, let's see if anyone wants to participate, like @shame-is-a-wasted-emotion @annepi-blog @bitbybitwrites @nicoise (<- I'd love to know more about this klaine brainrot!!! If you want, of course <3) and EVERYONE who wants to!!!

#wip wednesday #or thursday #new banner #wip wip wip #don't know what to do #should i continue? #klaine fanfiction

[yotsubaclover]

explaining my blorbo associations pt2: jules who i do not draw often im so sorry u look like that babygirl

song: i actually... have never made a jules playlist LMAO my jules brainrot is so academic i could spit theories for him but not songs. so i had to dive into my spotify likes and find something. goldilocks spot is actually from a very old jolyne playlist i made but i think it also fits jules. to me it's a song about being painfully aware of how... average? not-outstanding? just there? you are and the angst that comes with it, the bitterness towards other people (in jules' case, for not seeing him as who he knows himself to be—a noble). but there's also a stubborness and pride that keeps you from fully confronting those feelings/that dilemma and finding peace within it, which is fitting for the persistent turbulence within jules... a lot of this is my (quite liberal?) interpretation tho so yeah

color & object: purple is the color of royalty and lavender is pretty and calming and healing. quite the nice set of descriptions for someone like jules :)

animal: i dont kin assign animals often so this was hard. but i chose raven as a parallel to doves... because jules' dove of happiness was/is rosemarine, and because jules is almost like rose's shadow in many ways... also ravens are kinda bad omens i feel like for all the gentleness jules shows he is also obviously capable and willing to do terrible things, he's selfish and prideful and even a little greedy... and lol i think the negativity also fits some of his self-image

drink: tea! of course! what else would i put

aesthetic: i think classic dark academia with all its elite-ness and occult-ness and general fucked up-ness would be a very average jules genre. smack him in a dark academia plot a la secret history and he's right at home lol. even his fallen noble status makes for an interesting pov in a dark academia story. the genre's potential for class analysis and commentary too is jules de ferrier

other: i think it was a fic which was about jules and perfume which made me think about this association... lavender was the scent too so that is another explanation to the above lol. as for the shadows again it's cos of his duo thing with rosemarine but also everything he does is kind of... in the shadows... he has engaged in shady shit (gang moment???) and is often lurking/observing situations (as the right hand man yk) and also just him looking out for the people he cares about even if in incredibly convoluted ways (see: rosemarine and jules' deal with the thugs who wanted to beat him up when they first arrived at lacombrade). he does the dirty work in the dark or smth like that. tbh there are a lot of oppositions with rosejules, the light/shadow thing is pretty on the nose i think but my favorite is probably the feminine/masculine. (disclaimer thisis an idea spitball Only so pls do not sue me for incorrect use of terminology; im sorry feminist theory i promise ill read more of you BUT a lot of the ideas kind of branch out of 2nd wave ideas/concepts i believe)

because publicly rose seems to take the patriarchal role as the superintendent (ie. being the disciplinarian, having power, being the symbol of the institution) while jules assumes a more matriarchal role as advisor, someone more approachable and "kinder" than the patriarch... then it all gets skewed because of auguste's presence, so they actually switch with rose being "feminized" and jules being "masculinized" but anyway LOL i have many thoughts on this specific kind of. feminist/queer inspired reading of rosejules

i hate his ass so much cos it's so fucking hard to break his character down in a comprehensible way. the thesis topic thing is only partly a joke. i genuinely think with the depths i am going to look at this i can find something in him or maybe im just delusional lmao i probably am

#raccoon brainrot emporium #kazeki #kaze to ki no uta #jules de ferrier

[avnasace]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks....

oo this is difficult but sure

1. Jing Yuan - Honkai Star Rail

oh i have so much brainrot over this silly man, hes tragic, far too pretty and has a lion for a pet (also bc the whole of the english dub cast for hsr is Top Tier)

2. cant pick between them but Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru- Jujutsu Kaisen

running theme lol, tragic and pretty, i have so many thoughts about them and i hate that jjk is so trigger happy with tragedy djdjsks

3. Raiden Shogun - Genshin Impact

sue me i love a badass purple probable-lesbian warrior god who is both tragic and a pretty morally grey character in general (also shes beautiful, i support womens rights and womens wrongs jxjfgkkh)

4. Kaveh - Genshin Impact

hes unfairly beautiful, an artist, loud, so so very kind, tragic, hes babygirl and deserves better but is owning what he got, also him and alhaithams dynamic is just so funny i never get tired of it (i love fontaine but my heart is back in sumeru i need a sumeru event please hyv)

5. Nakahara Chuuya- Bungou Stray Dogs

hes another grey character, tragic, very pretty, with a brilliant japanese VA with a killer singing voice, plus hes just cool

6. Amelia Shephard- Greys Anatomy

a rare tv series addition lol, shes also tragic but her character is so beautifully written, her actress is amazing, and her relationship with Kai was so beautifully queer and amazing (and im pissed theyve left i want them back)

7. Hope Mikaelson- TVDU

i have so many feelings about Hope, from her experiences with grief, as well as how powerful she is, how kind, how guarded, etc, but her actress killed her role and i love her character to pieces (also, hizzie shouldve happened, we deserved it)

8. Shinya Hiiragi- Owari No Seraph

his backstory is sad, plus the whole thing you discover in the manga from the past makes him even more tragic, he also has a big cat as a pet (kinda) and hes awesome

9. Vanitas- Vanitas No Carté

i definetly have a running theme with favourites with tragic backstories lmao, this anime is so good tho, i also love Noé but trying to keep this list varied djfjsjsja

10. Annie Leonhardt- Attack on Titan

i dont have a specific reason for annie but shes just a brilliant character, another morally grey one who can beat you up if you cross her, she deserved better than she got but at least it couldve been worse so...

Honourable Mentions:

(depending on what im hyperfixating on at the time, this list could entirely change lmao)

Eren Jaeger - Attack On Titan

Hanji Zoe- AOT

Fushiguro Megumi - JJK

Blade and Dan Heng - HSR

Xiao - Genshin Impact

Tengen - Kimetsu no Yaiba

Cheng Xiaoshi - Link Click

Dazai Osamu - BSD

Anyone from the Mortal Instruments series (books but ill accept the movie and the series too)

likewise from Percy Jackson (so hyped for the series)

also many characters from House of The Dragon (emma d'arcy floored me with Rhaenyra and i love them)

#this was fun to do thanks :) #ace answers #ace rambles

[blackbirdloki]

I guess it's tag game time lmao, thanks for the tag @zauromoun!

Last Song: My Heart Feels No Pain by The Glass Pyramids and Kayla Brown

Technically it was another song by Kotaro Oshio (I fell asleep to it) but the title is in Japanese and I'm not about to google translate it and don't have a way to copypaste the title-- this was like second to last so it counts right?

Currently Reading: Trigun Maximum

I'm trying to,,, my attention span is Awful but I'm making my way through it verrry slowly. I binged like the first 35 chapters in two days then hit a wall for a month. Currently on chapter 41. I'm also reading Jujutsu Kaisen as it comes out.

Currently Watching: Nothing at the moment! I finished Good Omens S2 a few days ago. I plan to start The Legend of Vox Machina sometime soon unless I get some severe brainrot in another direction.

Current Obsession: I... don't think I have one? Which is weird to say. I mean I'm kinda fixated on some Critical Role stuff rn but not like obsessed, not yet. I'll probably have smth to obsess over in two days tho bc of the new Genshin update. Sue me I like the game it's fun to me.

I'm not tagging anyone because it's coward hours,,, but beloved mutuals do consider if you feel like it 👀

#the bird speaks #tag game time!

[the-punforgiven]

It's me tag

was tagged by @catfacedvampire It's been ages since someone last tagged me in one of these lmao

- Are you named after anyone?

No, apparently my name was a fairly last-minute affair when I was born and my mother took one look at me and realized I'd make a terrible Wolfgang

2. - When was the last time you cried?

December 18th, 2022. I wouldn't remember were it not for Discord timestamps lmao I had accidentally double-dosed on my antidepressants and was weeping tears of love and joy over the fucking Claymore being in Elden Ring while I was mid-shift at work

Interesting day, that was

3. - Do you have kids?

No. Don't really plan to either, not on my budget, and given I was crying over a sword in a videogame barely a month ago I don't think I'm mentally fit for one either lmao

4. - Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah

5. - What's the first thing you notice about people?

Usually either their hair or clothes tbh, I'm faceblind as shit lmao

6. - What's your eye colour?

Idk either brown or green, depending on the light

7. - Scary movies or happy endings?

Idk honestly I love the horror genre but my tastes are so insane, weird, and specific that I also don't love a huge chunk of the horror genre and would prefer like, literally anything else Also I'm just a sucker for characters being happy, so sue me I like that things can work out alright as long as the story preceding it isn't boring lmao

8. - Any special talents?

I'm surprisingly good at playing music on like, small things that play notes that it isn't super expected to actually play music on, like how I used to be able to play the tetris theme on my mother's old cell phone keypad when I was like 12, or how I can play Unwelcome by Arsis on the Warframe Shawzin now

I used to be able to play the intro to Through The Fire And The Flames on Big Band's trumpet in Skullgirls back when I played that, but it's been a while and I'm pretty certain all my muscle memory for that game's long gone lmao

9. - Where were you born?

That weird little dirt orb that sometimes shows up between Venus and Mars

10. What are your hobbies?

Art, making stupid little tunes in Beepbox.co, fighting my friends with swords (highly recommend), Whatever you call the Fromsoftware Souls Game Brainrot that possesses you and makes you do co-op forever, loving it deeply and never tiring of it @mutuals I am begging you to play Elden Ring with me PLEASE Making music with instruments and my voice outside of Beepbox.co (though admittedly I've been having more fun goofing off with Beepbox lately lmao)

11. Have you any pets?

BEHOLD

12. What sports do you play/ have you played?

I don't play sports, but I have an interest in fencing, though idk how well I'd play with not only a light whippy sword (I'm a longsword kinda person at heart) as well as having a sword restricted to only one hand (again, I'm a longsword kinda person at heart)

13. How tall are you?

idk like 6'3 I think? (Don't let my sister lie to you, she keeps telling everyone I'm 6'4 and I can't make her stop)

14. Favourite subject in school?

I barely remember school at all tbh but the student councilor also ran a creative writing class that was rad as hell, though I don't remember more than like three things that happened in it over the two years I was taking it lmao I also remember liking art class, but I was so bad with rules I'm kinda surprised I passed lmao, I just doodled whatever the fuck every day and the teacher was just like "Yeah sure, this'll do" and passed me lmao

15. Dream job?

Tbh Daisuke Ishiwatari is already living my ideal career path and I haven't thought of anything else I really want to do yet

That's a lie I just like, really deeply want to be in a shitty metal band made up of friends that tours in a van who doesn't sound all that great but you can tell is just pouring their fucking hearts out up there and so you kinda forgive them because the performance is just so raw even if the technical skill isn't great and there may be some issues with the faulty electronics and at least one of them hasn't changed their strings in like four years but they sound good they love what they do and they're easy to headbang too so like, what more do you need, really?

Idk who to tag but like, if you wanna do this, feel free to do it and just like, say I tagged you in it, I won't tell

#Thanks #tagged #I don't remember even what my tag for these was #tag game #I think? #catfacedvampire

[prettyflyshyguy]

ok ok hi hello i'm the anon who asked about scenes where leon's held at weaponpoint and because of your response i've been THINKING and i've had THOUGHTS and this idea stretches a lot of things BUT the brainrot won't stop so what if leon comes out of his chrysalis and he's really disorientated and confused and scared, and it's enough that he kinda loses lucidity and rather than panicking in the shower and getting pants and finding ada he's kind of driven by instinct to just like, get away (1/3)

(bc like, he's got enough of himself to not just go fully feral/violent and he subconsciously knows that if he gets found he's gonna get shot), and so he flees and by the time he's fully himself he's kind of like "holy fucking shit what do i do it's probably been days since i turned they're all gonna think i'm dead and if i try to approach someone who can help me i'm gonna get shot on sight" and so he kinda just. stays where he is (i'm thinking some kind of wilderness environment idk) (2/3)

and eventually reports come in of people sighting him and so a team gets sent out to deal with the BOW threat (and of course it's all people leon knows) and. yeah. it would be made so much worse (or maybe better lmao) if leon, for whatever reason, couldn't speak. ANYWAY that’s just my brainrot, idk if you want to hear it but. this trope my absolute beloved. also your aus really are just the coolest and your art is stunning so like. you're cool (3/3)

okay wait another thought (i’m having a lot of them, sue me, i’m sorry for your inbox), wouldn’t it be sooooo awful if, in the scenario i sent you, in addition to not being able to speak, leon’s BOW form was like. barely even humanoid/recognisable as being him. wouldn’t that just be so terrible. so horrible. so unimaginably despicable.

okay wait expanding on the last ask, i’m thinking along the lines of the designs you’ve posted where the mutation has gotten worse due to leon sustaining really bad injuries. maybe when he was fleeing the city he got caught in an explosion or something and so the healing worsened the mutation, and maybe thats also why, if included, he can’t speak?? (i think i’ve latched onto the nonverbal idea simply because of how much harder it would make things for leon). honestly the primary design would work perfectly but, yknow, can’t resist those ideas where everything is made worse for everyone

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HELLO, don't apologise for the inbox flood because this was FANTASTIC to read when I finished work today, absolutely delicious!!! I live for this shit and I'm so glad you do too!! Thank you so much for the lovely compliments, it all means so much to me!!

Let us share in the brainrot, like the Blood Ministry of Yharnam

This sent my brain on absolute FIRE though for real, I've toyed with the idea before in this post particularly, and of course you can probably guess by the ending of the latest chapter in the main-fic, that the next chapter is gonna deal with some Relevant Themes and Happenings.

One of the most fun parts of this is Leon just being like "Oh boy here I go out on my government assigned missions again!" and then something going horribly wrong resulting in an unplanned transformation and great googilly its all gone to shit.

Anyway I had so much run reading this I went absolutely feral and made this in photoshop because of it.

Oh No! Leon is lost in the woods half lucid looking like a gross monster!! Oh no how unfortunate, how horrible, hopefully nothing goes wrong!!!!

#c virus au #my art #Leon Kennedy #this was SO FUN thank you so much for your lovely asks!!!!!!!! #and for being comfy coming off anon to talk to me today!! #resident evil 6

[ry0chann]

idk if you're still doing that character ask game... but if you are... how about our beloved sukuna ?? you probably already did him tho... so if you've done sukuna already, how about inumaki ??

i actually haven’t done it for any jjk characters so i’m gonna do them both :) both under the cut so the post isn’t long

[ send me a bsd/jjk character! ]

Inumaki

favorite thing about them... his curse technique is really cool! a fairly simple concept, in comparison to some others ig, but i really really like it.

least favorite thing about them... nothing ? i can't think of anything i don't like about him, haha, i think he's lovely

favorite line... that bit when he told Megumi they should call Gojo, and Kamo was like "???" idk why i like that bit, i just think it's funny. the way he's like "tuna with mayo" and Megumi's like yeah we should call Gojo LMAO

brOTP... Inumaki & Megumi! i like seeing them together. i don't have much elaboration, them together just kinda gives me "badass" vibes

OTP... Inumaki & Yuuta <33 literally bc i see so much fanart of them together and i love it so so much. they're so cute and i love them both, and i'm sure whenever i get the chance to read vol 0 i'm gonna lose my mind over their moments together

nOTP... idk who he's shipped with aside from Yuuta, so i don't have much of an answer

random hc... he looks all innocent or whatever but that rbf he has speaks volumes. i bet if he could actually talk he'd be so unhinged and say the meanest shit without even thinking about it first, which i think everyone hc's about him lmao. i also hc him to be a night owl ?? idk i think he enjoys staying up really late even if he isn't doing anything

unpopular opinion... i don't know of any discourse around his character, but for whatever reason i feel like his potential gets overlooked?? or it may be, anyway. i think his curse technique is awesome but i feel like there's potential for people to look over it or not think much of it. idk idk, i'm not as deep in this fandom as you may think i am haha

song association... sue me by sabrina carpenter. wow another banger by sabrina. this song's got bad bitch vibes and Inumaki very fits the vibe imo, therefore, this song reminds me of him

fav picture... the pretty privilege he has, smh. he's so pretty i hate him

Sukuna

favorite thing about them... everything ?? can i keep saying that about every character i do this for? in all seriousness tho, i genuinely love how unhinged he is. like he doesn't give a shit about anyone and he has no problem fucking shit up just for funsies. he's a silly little man and i love him

least favorite thing about them... literally nothing, i'm serious. i've grown to love everything about him purely based on my own hcs LMAO

favorite line... do his sadistic chuckles count ?? literally anything he says has me whipped tbfh. and actually, if i'm being honest, i don't remember anything he says specifically that stuck with me, and i think that's just bc he doesn't show up all that much :/

brOTP... Sukuna literally doesn't like anybody, idk who i'd put here haha. tho from the plenty of brainrot sessions i've had, he's good buddies with Toji in an au haha. there's not much elaboration to that, and Sukuna isn't even all that fond of him in it

OTP... Sukuna and ME, no one else /j. i don't ship him with anyone therefore i've got no answer

nOTP... him with any one of the students, bc i've seen him shipped with all the first years (and yes, that includes Itadori). i've also seen him shipped with Gojo, but i can't even kind of see that, so that's also a no from me

random hc... i've got a bunch, but to name one: i hc that he doesn't like spicy food. random, i know, but i think he's a little bitch and can't handle it. he doesn't mind a little spice, but excessively spicy food is hated by him, and he will not go out of his way to make any food hotter than it has to be

unpopular opinion... i don't think it's unpopular to say true form Sukuna reigns superior, but i'm gonna say it anyway.

song association... gimme what i want by miley cyrus. this song has smutty fic vibes and i always think of Sukuna if not Toji when i hear it

fav picture... literally any picture of him bc he's fucking hot, but i like these a lot :). also the newest mangacap (of true form Sukuna) that's been circling around the internet recently, for reasons that should be obvious

#i didn't have much to say #bc i'm not caught up on the manga #nor do i remember many moments from what i've read #[📬] ask games

[1990jeevas]

1, 8 for the writing asks?

1) Tell us about your current project(s)  – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?

okay so ig i have four current projects rn? technically more but i only really count em if i plan on posting the wip soon or they're chaptered fics ig 🤷‍♀️ if its apart of a series of mine then really i dont call it current unless ive already started a draft for the next part, i sideline my series' constantly bc most of the fics are fine to read by themselves anyways uhmmm lol moving on, a mini run down of my current projects:

mellodramattic fic: chaptered piece about mello and matt's relationship thru the years, probably gonna turn it into a series once i finish the main piece bc there's definetly ideas i wanna include that I probably cant in the main story. progress on it is fine ig, I have the next chapter mostly drafted (by hand, i need to type it still) i just update really slow bc it's an old hyperfixation of mine so i really only get bursts of motivation for it every like 3-5 months, sometimes longer. i just really enjoy writing this one bc i can basically make up whatever i want about the characters bc there is very little actual canon material for them and, as a matt kinnie, i have a very specific vision of their lives that ive always wanted to e riu te about and i finally started doing that with this fic. there's a few chapters on ao3 rn, but they arent stellar bc it's old writing lmao. ill link it (and any of these other fics i mention) if anyone asks

bnha chat fic: a mess, has 16 chapters rn, it's a lot of chaos ft a side of me projecting. it has slow updates now bc im out of my bnha hyperfixation, but i still love writing this fic, even if i regret some of my past writing decisions with it. next 2 chapters are half drafted, but idk when ill actually get em out. it's been 8 months since i last updated anyways, so whatever. one of the chapters is chat, the other is actual writing bc ig this fic is technically like a combination of chat and regular fic, but it's mostly chat so 🤷‍♀️

karlnapity wip: i started this fic 6 months ago and just recently started working on it again?? i plan to upload it in the near future but also idk if that will actually happen bc im not actually invested in either karl or sapnaps lore which makes me very uninvested in writing this fic lmao. the wip is kinda banger tho imo, very angsty but it has comfort so its okay.

it chat fic: i know vaguely what i wanna do with the next chapter but i havent uploaded for this bitch in so long its criminal. it's literally just a modern au losers club chat fic, everybody's gay, streddie are in love and that's really the only reason im writing it, plus i made stozier have tiktok clout which i think is too funny of an idea to drop, sue me. also it's a stranger things crossover, but only bc i wanted to make richie and mike twins bc i read a different crossover fic that did the same thing right before writing this and i was brainrotting the fic too hard not to include this twin shit in my own. im unoriginal, what can i say.

8) Is what you like to write the same as what you like to read?

generally, yes, though i think i write more angst than i tend to read? i wouldnt call myself an angst writer at all, but i tend to project and i really like writing emotional spirals or trauma related stuff bc ooooh coping mechanisms babey but it's always paired with comfort whether its immediate or eventual. i also write more chat fics than i read, mostly bc it's a good way for me to write about a hyperfixation without actually having to have good ideas or be very dedicated to the piece, especially bc i hate not finishing chaptered fics, but i tend to do it a lot when i lose a hyperfixation (for example, i have had a 1/? fic in my works for like a year, maybe two, now all bc i stopped hyperfixating on bnha like a week or two after that, and bc it was Real Writing i havent had the energy to update it, meanwhile ive updated the bnha chat fic a few times since losing that hyperfixation bc it's very low effort content) idk i think most of it's the same typa content in the end tho

#shit self #asks #thepikachusorcerer #dami writez

[spin-birdie]

hurgh....ace attorney but its pokemon

i boot up my switch. i check the news. i see the trailer for the crown tundra. i immediately get pokemon brainrot

anyway heres some half-baked ideas for an au with some help from ppl in the narumitsu discord gdsngksns (it got long so it’s under the cut)

gym leaders. everyone’s a gym leader. also i’m stealing the concept of the gym challenge from swsh because that SLAPS

whatever region theyre in thats based on japanifornia it’s pretty lax with their gym leaders. the gyms have to be branded based on what type they specialise in but the gym leaders can use basically whatever they want. as a result a lot of them lean more heavily on specific gimmicks during battle (remember how half of raihans team isnt even dragon type because they have weather abilities? yeah that but everyone could get away with it if they wanted to)

phoenix, larry, and miles did their gym challenge at the same time, that’s how they met and became friends. larry bailed out after the 7th gym, phoenix lost to miles in the semifinals and miles lost the final match of the finals, before he could get a chance to face the champion

miles moved to another region a few months after the gym challenge, and when phoenix turned 18 he moved to the other side of the region for college, so they lost touch for a few years. they meet again when they all become gym leaders in the same year. they’ve all changed a lot but they recognise each other almost instantly.

the first gym challenge after they become gym leaders is also when maya, klavier and apollo sign up for the gym challenge. (maybe trucy, athena and pearl as well but wouldnt they be super young i dunno)

oh yeah gym leaders.......hang on here they are in order

gumshoe - runs a normal type gym, but his team actually consists almost entirely of dogs. his partner is a bibarel.

phoenix - runs a fire type gym. i didn’t put any thought into this. the only reason he’s a fire gym leader in this au is because someone in the narumitsu server mentioned him having a fletchling as his partner and i liked the idea too much. his partner is a talonflame.

larry - runs a psychic type gym. this comes as a shock to basically everyone because “psychic-type specialist” brings about a certain mental image and he aint it, chief. he just thinks psychic types are neat. also he has an alakazam who hates him. his partner is an espeon.

mia - runs a ghost type gym, but she doesn’t lean into it that much. i don’t know what her gimmick is. her partner is a froslass or a chandelure (i never decided. i could see diego being a fire type specialist and giving her a litwick as a gift)

iris & dahlia - run a fairy type gym together. they inherited it from someone, probably. their gym’s main gimmick is double battles, which doesn’t work out great for them. they’re incredibly competent trainers on their own, but in double battles they’re rarely on the same wavelength. iris’ partner is a mimikyu. dahlia’s partner is a galarian weezing (or maybe a salazzle)

kristoph - runs a poison type gym. i thought it was funny. i never bothered to figure out what his partner is because i haven’t played aa4 in a LONG time.

blackquill - runs a flying type gym. his team is all birds, and they’re all best friends with him. there’s a reason NPCs can’t use stuff like affection (that thing where your pokemon spontaneously cure themselves of status conditions and tough out fainting blows bc they love you so much) but blackquill’s team can and they’re so op, pls nerf. i didn’t decide what his partner is.

miles - runs a dragon type gym. the von karmas are essentially dragon tamers, so once he started training under them he became skilled with dragon types as well. his partner is a bisharp that he doesn’t use in battle (at first, anyway...)

there’s no elite four. i like sword and shield, sue me.

manfred von karma is the champion of the region. he’s corrupt as fuck. idk i only thought out like 20% of this au

some miscellaneous shit:

mia wants to retire after the gym challenge and pass her gym on to maya.

kristoph is also corrupt as fuck. probably doing some chairman rose bullshit behind the scenes. klavier inherits his gym because kristoph got arrested lmao

phoenix has a salazzle on his team. he got it from dahlia

i havent decided what partner pokemon the challengers have, but i like the idea of klavier having a toxtricity. after he takes over kristoph’s gym, he makes it music-themed and all his pokemon use sound-based attacks like echoed voice and perish song

franziska is probably the champion of whatever region is based on germany. her partner is an altaria

idk if or where diego appears in this au but if he does he’s got beef with phoenix because they both use fire types and he’s disproportionately mad about it gkldsngkl im not funny

gregory edgeworth specialised in steel types (which is why miles has a bisharp). he’s probably still dead but i don’t know how he dies

maybe the first thing phoenix realises after meeting miles again is “hey i thought you didn’t like dragon types what’s up with that” but idk

something phoenix DEFINITELY realised is that he’s got a type disadvantage on miles now. on their gym challenge he had the upper hand when it came to fletchling vs. pawniard because fire > steel, but dragon resists fire so every time they fight miles wipes the floor with him dskfjsdkfjk

if trucy or any of the gramaryes are in this au maybe they’re psychic type specialists? :eyes:

if athena’s here she has a pikachu. i just think it would be funny. (but seriously i like the idea of her being an electric specialist. i have not seen jack shit about aa5 or 6)

oh speaking of shit i dont know about 5 or 6: aura might be here? if she is she’s a steel type user. her partner is a skarmory which is the sister of simon’s skarmory. it slaps

thats your lot. if you have any other ideas lemme know bc i think this is a neat concept but im way too lazy to do anything with it

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #pokemon #pkmn #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #larry butz #dick gumshoe #mia fey #diego armando #godot #dahlia hawthorne #iris hawthorne #iris fey #maya fey #kristoph gavin #simon blackquill #manfred von karma #aa pokemon au #headcanons #original

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thank you so much just reading that gave me so much dopamine 🥺🥺 if you're still up for it, maybe some of your favorite storylines or character moments? i just really like hearing your thoughts shdjfjskkfs

awwh i’m so glad! and of course! it’s all under the cut!

ok so i’m gonna do a big mashup of comics and movies here simply because i can! so i’m absolutely in love with the moment in iron man 1 when tony says “i am iron man” because YES KING GO OFF!!!! i love tony stark and i just. i love him being an ass in front of the entire world LMAO. my memory is SO fuzzy rn because it’s late at night and generally just don’t have the best memory so i might not be remembering things 100% accurately skdfjsdkfjs.

i generally only read spidey and f4 comics, but i love the scene in f4 empyre when sue helps val and franklin gamble against some aliens kfjsdf i found that moment so FUNNY i love chaotic mom susan. 

i also will NEVER shut up about that one gwenmj page “because of her” because!! my RIGHTS!!!! hdkfjsdfks that gives me so much joy i reread it often just to feel something, anything. 

i always cackle at the scene in thor ragnarok when bruce jumps off the spaceship, thinking he’s gonna hulk out, but just flops on the ground. i just kdjflskdjfs that SCENE. that whole MOVIE! it’s what got me into marvel in the first place! i had No Interest in superheroes and then i saw thor ragnarok and was immediately in love! now i have been fully consumed by the Superhero Brainrot. i love it here.

i’m ngl i don’t remember like half of canon bc i really just took the character and ran with them, but i love love love the iron man movies. they’re so GOOD. tony stark is such a BASTARD i love him. i’m obsessed with the scene where he’s standing on a table like a petulant child fjskdjfs

oh my gosh i love ALL the scenes with pepper in them! i love her!! she’s so cool and smart and i!!!! ah!!! i love when she cradles tony’s head to her chest bc it’s so soft and fluffy!!! cuddles!! i love cuddles so much u have NO IDEA anon. my friends have described me as an “octopus” and a “koala” because i have a tendency to cling. i always wake up half on top of whoever i’m in bed with at sleepovers LMAO. i can’t help it!! i love cuddles!

hmmm i’m trying to think of more moments to yell about,,,, there’s that one scene in age of ultron where they’re having a party and i got a glimpse of my “the avengers actually like each other” dREAMS. i wish the writers of the mcu actually. you know. knew anything about their dynamic. but at least we have comics! (i say, internally crying because comics aren’t much better).

hmmm OH i LOVE that moment in the comics when peter and felicia are trying to get a baddie to talk and peter’s just flinging web balls at the guy while felicia sings on top of a building sjdfksjdf i love them

that’s all i can think of at the moment! feel free to keep chatting to me, i’m here whenever you need me <3

#sorry for how long this took! i had to quickly revise and submit an essay djsjkd #asks #anon #tony stark #peter parker #fantastic four #mcu