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bottomlwjrights · 4 years

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MO DAO ZU SHI REREAD:Thoughts™️....and Stuff

Chapter 40

“They should’ve been able to talk, to say who they were, to shout for help. However, the awful thing was that somebody had cut all of their tongues off before this.” In case i havent said it enough, i hate Xue Yang!!!!

I dont have anything funny or witty to say, this whole situation is just sad

“She instinctively hated him and refused to settle. And so, whenever Xue Yang went out night-hunting with Xiao XingChen, she’d secretly follow them. Even when they were in the same house, she didn’t lower her guard.” She lived constantly on guard for, what, years?

Nobody told xxc stories when he was a kid, which I believe to be a crime

The first disciple to leave the mountain, YanLing DaoRen, was an excellent and renowned cultivator, but suddenly became a villian for some unknown reason and died under thousands of swords, according to xxc (parallels wwx a little)

“‘The second disciple was a girl and also very outstanding.’ Wei WuXian’s chest felt warm. She was ZangSe SanRen.” 🥺

“How would an outstanding and beautiful cultivator settle on a servant. This story’s so cliche. It’s probably made up by some poor scholar.” Oh little A-Qing... (wait this mirrors lwj and wwx’s love story, except of course the death part, because in my eyes they just cultivate to immortality and live happily ever after, together forever)

Shut up, wwx, you’re not a villain

Xxc describing sl makes me uuuh wanna cry “A very good friend of mine.” “A sincere man of noble nature.”

Shut the fuck up Xue Yang, no body cares

SHUT UP XXC CARRIED A-QING TO BED THATS ADORABLE 🥺 BIG BRO XINGCHEN EVEN TUCKED HER IN

Shut up!!!! He went and got her candy!!!! And then gave her candy everyday!!!!

Sl said to A-Qing the exact same the xxc said to her, like almost word for word... hold i...

Also note that wwx said they must have been very good friends to be so much alike

Why did he hesitate???

“Song Lan answered straight away, ‘His height is similar to mine. His appearance is rather fine. His sword is carved with patterns of frost.’” Dont ask why this drove me crazy

Sl was looking for xxc for years....

“For some reason, Song Lan’s face was extremely pale. He stared at the door of the coffin home, as if he would rush inside if he could, but was too scared to do so.”

“The instant he heard the [xxc’s] voice, Song Lan’s hands trembled so much that A-Qing could clearly see it.”

Sl was so angry his entire body was shaking

Xy is disgusting

After the attack of Baixue temple, while injured, sl said some nasty things to xxc....sounds alot like the aftermath of Nightless City....

“Who was the one who said ‘from now on, we won’t need to meet again’? Wasn’t it you, Daozhang Song? He listened to your request and disappeared after he dug out his eyes for you, but why have you come to him now?” Shut up shut up shut up

Fuck Xue Yang!!!!

“Song Lan looked down at Shuanghua’s blade, which penetrated his heart, then slowly looked up again. He saw Xiao XingChen, who calmly held the sword.” Im gonna cry

“Slowly, Song Lan fell to his knees before Xiao XingChen.” Yup im crying

“At such a time, if Song Lan passed his sword to Xiao XingChen’s hands, Xiao XingChen would’ve immediately known who he was. He’d be able to recognize the sword of his closest friend with just a touch.” He would have known sl’s sword by just a touch....

Sl didnt pass his sword to xxc so that he didnt have to bear the burden of knowing he killed him.....

“...large drops of tears rolled from her eyes. Although she was scared, A-Qing reached out to close Song Lan’s eyes. She then kneeled in front of him and put her palms together, ‘Daozhang, please don’t blame me or the other daozhang.’”

She kowtowed in front of sl’s body....

A-Qing is smart and quick witted, pulling such a fast lie like that

“Cut a few dozens of times on her face so that she’ll never have the guts to go outside again.” 😧

How xy can say something like that and then offer up a plate of bunny shaped apple slices that he cut himself is beyond me

“Looking at the plate of cute, delicate slices, disgust filled both A-Qing’s and Wei WuXian’s hearts.” Yeah me too

(Chapter 41 & Chapter 42 below the cut)

Chapter 41

A-Qing didnt wanna tell xxc about sl...

“The blood grew more and more and eventually leaked through the bandages, trickling down from where his eyes once were.” God he’s crying ....

“Originally, the injury of his eyes would bleed whenever he had excessive thoughts or emotions, but it hadn’t recurred in quite a long while.” I hate this

“...after Xiao XingChen managed to calm down, he told A-Qing, ‘A-Qing, run away.’” I hate this so much

“I can’t go. I need to find out what exactly he’s trying to do...If I left him here alone, I’m afraid that the people of Yi City would sink into his hands.” Y’all gotta stop with this selfless,self sacrificing, being a good caring person shit man, its okay to save yourselves sometimes

“A-Qing’s sobs weren’t faked anymore. She tossed the bamboo pole to the side and clung to Xiao XingChen’s leg...”

“Xiao XingChen asked coldly, ‘Was it fun?’ Xue Yang took another bite into the apple that was still in his hand. He only replied after calmly chewing for a while and swallowing the fruit, ‘Yes. Of course it was fun.’” I hate him

Even the idea that xy did all this because he was bored...

“My finger was my own, while those lives were other peoples’. They wouldn’t be equal no matter how many lives I killed. It was only around fifty. How could it have possibly been equal to one of my fingers?” I cannot even begin to express my disgust...

This is all so sad....

“… Is that you, ZiChen?”

“Even if the two swords had just clashed, Xiao XingChen should be able to tell who the other was from only the strength of the attack...He turned around slowly and reached out a quivering hand, feeling for the blade of Song Lan’s sword.”

“… ZiChen… Daozhang Song… Daozhang Song… Is that you…?” Im crying again

And he’s crying nonstop

“… What happened…? Say something…”

“Xiao XingChen stood blankly in front of Song Lan. Putting his hands on his head, he wailed as though he was ripping his chest apart.” I cant handle this shit im about to stop reading

Fuck you, Xue Yang

“At this moment, Wei WuXian saw himself in Xiao XingChen. Him, who failed miserably as he stood drenched in blood, who couldn’t do anything except silently acknowledge the critiques and accusations, who was wholly beyond hope, who could only cry in despair!” Yeah i didnt need that in the middle of all this

“He could only whimper in pain, ‘Please. Let me go.’” Im really going through it

They all died in such horrific ways

Thank goodness thats over!!!!

Chapter 42

Wwx really implied that xy killed Chang Ping as revenge for xxc huh....wow no

Even in death, A-Qing is brave. Thank you for your contribution in ending that mf

Lwj cuts off xy’s arm when he reaches towards wwx

There was so much blood on the ground that wwx almost slipped in it, gross

Lmao i didnt think lwj would be the one to just toss a pouch to someone but here we are

Wn just squatting on the ground, chillin

Okay yanno what im still confused as hell as to why the juniors were lead to yi city...

God that makes me so angry, Xue Yang keeping the piece of candy for years and holding onto it when he died, like even the idea that he liked xxc and still decided to torture him to death good lord

“Lifting up the hem of his robes, Lan WangJi stepped over the high threshold in an elegant manner, then nodded.” Wwx just looks at lwj do literally anything and is just like “he’s so elegant 😍 so graceful 🥰 look at my lan zhan, so pretty 🥰😍🥰”

“When he wakes, say I’m sorry, it wasn’t your fault.” Wow....

“He still wore the dark cultivation robes. Standing alone, he carried two swords, Shuanghua and Fuxue, he brought two souls, Xiao XingChen and A-Qing, and walked another path.” Wow.... i wish for you the best, Song Lan

Lsz standing and wondering if xxc and sl would ever meet again....

I agree with jl, death is too light of a punishment for xy

Lmfnck ljy cried the loudest out of everyone sjnckck

The juniors light incense and burning paper money for them 🥺 they’re so sweet

ItS nOt lIkE yOuVE DiEd HoW wOuLd YoU KnOw iF DeaD pEoPle ReCiEve PaPeR MonEY

PLEASE WATCH YOUR MOUTH JINGYI

“How come? Was I really that much of a failure? Was there not a single person who burned paper money for me? Was it really because nobody burned them that I didn’t receive any?” STOOOOOP

“Looking at his calm face, Wei WuXian thought to himself, Really? Had he really not burnt anything?!” Okay i don’t remember if he actually did or not but nonetheless this shit hurted

The hunter was probably the same person who lead them together to yi city with the corpses, BUT WHY THO

Awwww wwx happy to see Lil Apple

Stop teasing jl, wwx, its not nice

Even though the lookout towers are a good idea, and benefit smaller more remote towns, i cant help but wonder if there was some kind of ulterior motive behind them

“Almost all of the dishes were covered in red. Paying attention to Lan WangJi’s chopsticks, he notes that he ate mostly from the milder dishes, rarely the bright-red ones. Even when he did, his expression remained the exact same. Wei WuXian felt something tug at his heart.” uGGgGgGHhHhH

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albertdoesnteatglass · 5 years

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its basically mcu ship shitposts

ok so i went through a ton of otp prompts and this was the result, credit goes to the people who originally posted the prompts! (mostly peter parker n harley keener lol)

Peter: Ok don't kill me, but- Harley, already picking kitchen knife up: ... - Harley: what is the one thing I told you not to do Peter: burn the house down Harley: and what did you do Peter: made you dinner Harley: Peter: Harley: Peter: and burnt the house down - Ned: *wraps arm around Harley’s shoulders* Hey Harley. Harley: What’s up? Ned: *points at Peter* You see Peter over there? Harley: Yeah?.. What about Peter? Ned: Peter thinks you’re really cute. Harley: I would hope so! We’re married. -

Harley: I have very high standards, I’d never date anyone clu-

Peter, walking in, tripping & falling face first on the floor: Ahh shit, oh hi guys! Harley: I want him. - MJ: This is my boyfriend Peter and his boyfriend Harley they're both bastards - Harley: hi Peter: GOSH who g a v e you PERMISSION to be THIS 👏 DAMN 👏 CUTE 👏 like STOP this is t o o much for me WHAT wERE YOU thinking -

Harley: You know, ketchup is technically a smoothie

Peter: Harley, I love you, but please don’t whisper these things in my ear at 2 AM - Harley: *Making popcorn* You probably won’t like this.

Peter: Why?

Harley: It’s probably to salty for you. *Pours excessive amount of salt in popcorn*

Peter: Well I like you, so it can’t be that bad.

Peter: Hey, Harley, can you do the thing?

Harley: What thing?

Peter: The thing that never fails to make me happy.

Harley: Oh.

Harley: [Smiles]

Peter: Thank you.

Peter: Seriously that’s like the most foolish and the most idiotic idea ever!

Harley: …So we’re doing it?

Peter: Absolutely, without a doubt.

Harley: *Affectionately smiles at Peter*

Ned: YoU dID THe THinG!!!! WhAT doEs tHIs MeaN????!! ArE YOu GUyS gETTIng MArRied?!?! OH mY GooDNeSs YeS! ThanK YoU UniverSE YOu haD oNE jOb aND yOU DiD It rIgHT!!!!!

*buying groceries*

Peter: hey do you have any bags?

Harley: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Peter:

Peter: a simple no would have sufficed

Peter: wanna go eat out together?

MJ: no thanks.

Peter: okay… wanna go scream into the void together?

MJ: *grabbing person a by the arm* noW THATS A DATE THAT ID LIKE LETS GO WHERE DO WE START-

Harley: This is so fucking frustrating! I fucking hate everybody in this goddamn house!

Peter, tearing up and voice cracking: E-Everyone?

Harley, sighing: Except you.

Peter, panicking: Harley! You’re bleeding!

Harley: Don’t worry Pete, it’s not my blood.

Steve: Just GO TO THE HOSPITAL -

Bucky: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?? Stay out of it.

MJ: hey, i need you opinion about this couple, do you think they should date? because i think theyd be perfect!

Peter: let me see a picture of them first.

MJ: *walks up beside Peter and pulls out a mirror with the both of them reflected in it*

Peter: um, this is just a mirror, not a-OOOOH WAIT THAT WAS SO SMOOTH

Harley: * Wins board game*

Harley: I am your god!!

Peter: Get off the table!

Peter: *putting up halloween decorations* im so excited for halloween! are you Harley?

Harley: *already pulling out a christmas tree along with a box of holiday clothing* get into the fucking holiday spirit already, you stale cookie.

Strange: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Tony: Yes, actually, multiple times.

Strange: …

Tony: I mean, have you seen my face?

Peter: But… You promised not to tell!!

MJ: And Hitler promised to not invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to reality, Peter.

Harley: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here, you can see the endangered Peter in his natural habitat. Peter: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere* Harley: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

Peter: I need your help.

MJ: No.

Peter: I’ll pay you.

MJ: I’m listening.

Peter: But only in chocolate chip cookies…

MJ: Done.

MJ: *hold up a picture of Peter* do you see this? Do you know how much i love the most beautiful person on earth? Do you know how beautiful and complex he is and the countless mysteries he holds?

Peter: *voice cracks and waves awkwardly* hi

MJ: CANT YOU SEE HIS BEAUTY???

Harley: In my trunk, I have a bottle of bourbon, some illegal fireworks, and a shovel. Are you in?

Peter: This sounds like a horrible idea, but yes.

Peter: can we get food pleaaaaaaaaase?

Harley: no.

Peter: you have given me no choice. *gives the puppy dog eyes* plEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????

Harley: *handing over the money* god fuckin dammit

#Peter Parker #Harley Keener #MCU #Marvel #Spiderman #Spider-man #MJ #PeterMJ #what even is peter and harley's ship name #Stucky #like once #IronStrange #also once #part two coming eventually

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