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jomeimei421 · 1 year
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jdj, three ways
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Back on my Wei Ying makes a lot of jokes about dying agenda
Id imagine he and LWJ + the kids go to resolve this haunting, they walk into some house, and someone goes "ugh, it smells like smth died here"
LWJ braces for impact as WWX smiles really wide and says "well, i died, but i don't think its me"
Nobody laughs except for Jingyi: "its an objectively funny joke, you guys (except HGJ) are just boring"
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chenqingssuibian · 2 months
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lan jingyi may be physically human but inside. inside, he is an orange cat
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jjuyocatboy · 6 months
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me or the ps5? | lee juyeon
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warnings: softdom!juyeon, subby brat afab!reader, unprotected sex (please don’t listen to me and use protection!!!!), needy reader, gamer bf juyeon, female masturbation, blowjob, size kink, lotsssss of dirty talk, pet names like babe, baby, princess
authors note: hi guys!! not sure if anyone’s even going to read this but just a note that this is my first smut so it’s kinda cringey and it might not be really good LOLOL but anyways i hope u enjoy :3
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“Fuck!”
You watched your boyfriend cuss under his breath as his fingers make an aggressive clatter on his keyboard. The disadvantages of having a hot gamer boyfriend.
It’s been almost 3 hours you’ve been watching your boyfriend play on his pc while you’ve been scrolling through your phone on his bed, waiting for him to finish.
“Babe, when are you going to get off? I’ve been waiting for like 10 hours” You groaned obnoxiously, pouting as you cross your arms
“Shit, I’m really sorry y/n, just wait I have one more round—“
You already knew that was bullshit. He’s been giving you the same half-assed response for the past 3 hours.
Being the brat who craves attention that you are, you know that you’re going to get what you want and Lee Juyeon better give it to you.
But being honest….
He kind of turned you on.
His messy, sweaty hair falling over his face, his veiny hands decorated with silver jewelry as he clicked on his keyboard and mouse.
The way he had his legs spread to the point you could see his dick poking through his pants.
Cute.
Your evil hand started to crawl towards your thigh, then to your crotch, which was already soaking from the sight of your boyfriend.
“Let’s see how he’ll react to this” you whispered under your breath, biting ur lip as you pull your panties and shorts off, revealing nothing but your soaking, hot core.
Crawling under his desk, you caress his thigh as you say in the sweetest voice possible:
“Baby, I’m feeling pretty lonely…mind if I come cockwarm you a little?” You say, looking up at him through your lashes, knowing how much that would really turn him on.
You could already feel his dick turn rock hard from the sight of you.
“Are you really that needy?” Juyeon smirks at you. “But sure, just don’t be too loud. I’m on call with my friends.” He says as he mutes his mic.
You smile as you pull down his pants and his boxers to reveal a huge size as you gasp and your mouth waters. No matter how many times you’ve seen it, his size still fascinates you.
Rubbing the tip of his cock up to the body of it, you trace your tongue in circles on his tip, using the rest of your mouth to suck the body of it, wet and sticky sounds of your mouth as you breath heavily.
Looking up at your boyfriend, you can see his frustration level rise as his brows knit together and he bites down his lower lip.
Fuck.
Looking at him is already making you wet, your other hand reaching down and touching your wet pussy, all due to Lee Juyeon himself.
You whimper quietly while your lips are tight around his dick, sliding your mouth in and out starting slowly, then faster, your saliva coating his cock.
One of your hands now sliding in and out of your now dripping wet hole, moaning and whimpering around your boyfriend’s member.
You release Juyeon’s cock from your mouth, breathing heavily as he pulls you up onto his lap, giving you small kisses all over your face.
“Did sucking my dick really turn you on that much?” Juyeon looks at you with the most shit eating grin on his face.
You look down as you straddle him, a pool of your wetness soaking Juyeon’s white tshirt.
“Also, who said you could wear no panties huh? Were you really that wet for me? Hm?” Juyeon smiles at you.
You cover your face in embarrassment. This was not how it was supposed to go.
Juyeon gives you a peck on your lips. “C’mon baby, it’s okay. Just tell me what you really want and I’ll give it to you.” He says in a sweet voice as he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear.
“Juyo…I want you…” You say as you stroke his dick, looking up at him
“C’mere” Juyeon breathes, rubbing his dick as you fit yourself on it, closing your eyes and whimpering.
“Is that good princess? Tell me when you need to stop.” Juyeon fixates his eyes, giving you a sugary , steady tone.
“Nono juyeon….that’s-perfect….” You whisper.
Juyeon smiles at your cuteness as he pulls your shirt off, your breasts bouncing as you pounce on his rock hard cock, moaning as loud as you can.
“Fuck…you’re doing so great baby, keep going.” Juyeon moans, his eyebrows knitting together.
You roll your eyes back to the back of your head, moaning and whimpering until you-
Fuck.
Your white liquid dripped all over you, Juyeon’s face, your tits, your stomach, and most importantly, Juyeon’s dick.
“It’s okay baby, come here, let me taste you.”
Juyeon says as he licks your liquid off your tits, sucking and leaving red and purple love bites all over.
“You taste so fucking good.” Juyeon groans as he positions his face on your tits, sucking, biting, and licking them as you continue to bounce up and down in his huge cock.
“I’m so proud of you my pretty baby” Your boyfriend smiles as he leans towards a kiss, pulling out of you.
“Let’s go to sleep now. I’m tired.” You say as your boyfriend carries you princess style to the bed, your naked bodies colliding together.
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wellschoolkilledme · 2 years
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major orv spoilers!!!
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LINGYI IN A BAND!!!!
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weiyjling · 8 months
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Jingyi: Alright, good. Thanks dad.
Zizhen: You just called senior Wei dad. You said “thanks dad”.
Jingyi: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.
Wei Wuxian: Do you see me as a father figure, Jingyi?
Jingyi: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.
Jin Ling: Hey! Show your father some respect
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Lan Jingyi: Uh, I think I got your lunch, Sizhui. [holds up a note that reads "I am very proud of you. Love, Hanguang-jun."] Lan Sizhui: Ohh, yeah. I didn't think this was for me. [holds up a note that reads "Be good. For the love of God, please be good."]
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wishthefish · 2 months
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Sizhui is tired of Jingyi's bullshit.
Thank you sugaandyams for my first MDZSaction prompt!!
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Mo Dao Zu Shi Novels; Russian and English Volume 1 Interior Illustrations
Artist: Marina Privalova
Equine featured: Xiao Pingguo
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guqin-and-flute · 1 year
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I just think the funniest interactions we could have ever had would have been between Lan Jingyi and Jin Zixuan
AU where JZX doesn't die and decides to meet his son's friends (they're not my friends!!) in the Lan sect, and gets immediately roasted by 8 year old Lan Jingyi who does Not care about him being sect leader
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Lan Jingyi: last night I dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and I was so insulted, I woke up...
Jin Ling: To be fair you-
Lan Jingyi: NO!
Lan Jingyi: I don't wanna hear it! Not from you!
Jin Ling: What is that supposed to mean?!
Lan Jingyi: I DON'T KNOW!!...I'm really tired...
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tree-obsession · 1 year
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we're all talking about how ljy and lsz parallel wwx and lwj and while that's all good, consider: the parallel between mianmian, her husband and daughter, vs cangse sanren, wei changze, and baby wwx.
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wellschoolkilledme · 2 years
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Part 1
major orv spoilers!!
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Conversation
Lan Jingyi: Homophobia is whack, dude. I mean, we're all the same color on the inside.
Lan Sizhui: I'm glad you're being progressive, but judging people for their skin color is racism.
Lan Jingyi: Really? Then what's homophobia?
Lan Sizhui: When people think being gay is bad.
Lan Jingyi: PEOPLE THINK BEING GAY IS BAD?!
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