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this came to me in a vision. this is half-me figuring out relationships and half-me wanting to figure out how to draw these dummies.
dumb thoughts under the cut bc i cant shut up lol
crocodile and dragon ... truly divorced. extremely divorced. they run into each other at the supermarket and the tension is Palpable as they remark to each other "...Dragon." and "...Crocodile." while Luffy is standing there awkwardly texting his friends some shit like "besties my dads are about to fight in the cereal aisle" and someone (PROBABLY NAMI) is like "send pics lol"
crocodile and buggy is "you're stupid. i like that in a man" while buggy honks awkwardly being simultaneously afraid but also Into It
mihawk and buggy is the same except with more of mihawk being like "well. idk who the fuck this guy is but this is happening i guess." buggy's like ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ณ๐คก and mihawk is like ๐ถ๐๐๐คจ
can u tell buggy and shanks own my ass tho ... i love childhood friends who drift apart bc one of them is so fucking stubborn about going off on his own and the other just Letting him, and theres a completely one-sided rivalry, and u just Know that if they got talking for too long, they'd start reminiscing about their pasts and start getting sad about their shared losses (re: Roger). something something buggy insisting it's a "can't live with you but can't live without you" thing idfk!
shanks and mihawk ..... ooouuuughhh we love rivals who respect each other and trust each other genuinely, and shanks being the only one who can crack mihawk's stoic exterior and the only person he can kinda let his guard down around.
i have nothing to say about crocodile and mihawk. their relationship is like. we are fuckbuddies but if our relationship level was at Strictly Coworkers.
i don't ... hate ... croco + doffy together but the way some ppl write them is so like ... not how i imagine their relationship. i went on an entire rant about it to my friends but tl;dr, i think it's a completely one-sided thing of doflamingo wanting them to be hannibal and will, playing mind games and having a psychosexual homoerotic obession w each other, but crocodile is completely like ... No. Get Away From Me (proceeds to smack doffy with a broom)
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scientific research has proven that vox is more gay than being gay
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i wanna be like those ppl who can write smut drabbles in one or two massive paragraphs w/o much detail, but i literally canโt ??? like itโd be so much easier to write but i have this dying urge to put in so much graphic-ish detail itโs so annoying
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So I work at a witchy store and this guy came in with a list of things he needed to pick up for his girlfriend, it was a list of stuff for a spell like herbs and candles. The guy didnโt have a clue about spell work but apparently she was doing spell for him cause he was applying for a new job and I just canโt help but imagine eddie totally doing that for his cute witchy girlfriend. ๐ญ
PLEASE.
eddie with a cute witchy girlfriend is a need. i can see him doing that, and being fairly clueless but so supportive (you make him a mini protection spell jar and he protects that thing with his life. damn near worships it).
but i can also see him being so curious and his nerdy self diving headfirst, letting you teach him everything and getting so involved. if you rant about a coworker, heโs already ramping up about a hex jar, gathering the supplies all eager and pissed on your behalf, and you just have to talk him down like โbabe. babe. no, no hex jars. weโve talked about this. nope.โ
baby boy also probably loves going crystal shopping or will find cool downtown areas that cater to both your wants, lil witchy stores for you and comic book stores for himself. he gets a pretty new set of dnd dice, and you get a few crystals for your collection, and he loves to put them all together and be like โlook baby! my dice look like they could fit right in with your clear quarts!! this one is almost the same shade of green as your adventurine necklace ๐๐โ
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in which the pathetic loser fantasizes about folding someone like a pretzel.
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