#i like my men in harness

[lordlexion]

Why nobody told me that he wore trouser suspenders under his uniform.

Like damn, man he looks hotter than normal.

#jean luc picard #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #captain picard #jean-luc picard #tng #patrick stewart #picture from star trek set #film set #william t riker #will riker #commander riker #not a reblog #Patric is hot #i like my men in harness

[vinedvengence]

just some damp, sweaty boys because i was compelled by homosexuality as well as this post by @astarionformayor ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

#bg3 #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 photography #the fact that i have so much genuinely good photography from this game but this is the first bit i'm choosing to post says A LOT i fear lma #but i mean.... come on who doesn't love sweaty old men #my game was casting a weird shadow on their hairlines/faces so i used a vignette effect to try and distract from that somewhat?? #i'll have to try and get better shots when i'm not running off 0 sleep & academic spite lololol #but i hope you enjoy these OP!!! :3 #bloodweave #...sorta?? #implied bloodweave LOL #i also tried to use the outfits OP had them in just for their sake #but i wanna go back and take more shots in that area w like #the harness underwear n some other fits... for... yakno......science....... #bg3 vi #bg3 virtual photography #bg3 photomode #bg3 freecam #my posts #my photos

[eek-a-tron]

Breaking looms.

Screenshots from X-Men '97 S1E6 and Loki S2E6.

#x men 97 #loki series #loki #forge #storm #the adversary #they’re out here breaking looms #it’s giving … synergy #ughHh #but still #insert your own breaking bad joke here like it’s 2013 #p.s. fixed the loki screenshots; realized I didn’t put my final edits on here (a.k.a. my wednesday brain does a wednesday) #a wild shoulder harness appears

[ghosts-cyphera]

I saw that recent drawing of Ghost that you shared. And my mind immediately thought "pornstar!Ghost? Pornstar!Ghost???"

He looks so dayum good like that. 🥴🫠

I was thinking of the same damn thing AAAH. my brain was really short circuiting like ‘is this—would he wear a—“ but yeah, yeah. uh-huh. your ask only confirms it, lmao.

the incredible outfit aside, the way that he STARES into your fucking soul please, I will never recover from this. I’m in seventh heaven right now.

-> the art in question <-

#like ?? the harness is not what he would usually wear #but then one day he walks on set with this exact outfit on and the reader is on her goddamn KNEES bc ?? wtf simon but also fuck me simon #or is the outfit asking for a touch of sub!simon? would he be the one to kneel for her to eat her out? #would she be the one to hook her finger around the loop by his neck #and pull him into a deep kiss just to taste herself on his tongue #MY MIND IS RACING HELP #like I’m not usually one for sub!men at all (oop) so there’s a chance that I won’t be able to pull any of this off but ?? aaah #pornstar!simon #lo answers

[n3ongold3n]

Ngl i'd love to see him in a cool harness 😅💚

#käärijä #today it actually worked out to write and draw at the same time #for both funnily enough #will it work out for me getting out of bed on time tomorrow? after 2 fruitless nights till 4 am? #under duress i assume #but hey #i'm reasonably happy with this #also discovered that harness is a purity blocked tag 🙄 #lest we see unsavory sights #my own stuff #fan art #no quality pictures we die like men :') #(or maybe i scan? we'll see)

[koskela-knights]

😳⛓

#What about Ilmo in a bulldog harness 😳👀 #ilmo koskela #oops thirst post #saw great fanart of other characers in collars so I'm surprised it took me this long to contribute with my man ilmo #it was only a matter of time before I would Sexualize That Old Man by putting him in an Outfit^tm #the front ring is great for puling btw 👀 who said that #not me literally owning a harness like this <3 #love to draw those old men all blushy and flustered #my posts #my doodles #ngl both jaakko and ilmo would be popular at a gay club #2 versions becos i couldnt choose between the smug look and the droopy one #this image came to me past midnight so I sketched it down so I wouldn't forget on xmas morning <3$

[prettybearbutch]

the difficult dyke decision of spending surprise petty cash on a dutch oven, or a harness & toy set

#plus size (around 42 mens waist or higher) friends please give me your harness recommendations #my ex had a great one that was adjustable all around but i can Not find any that look like it or that woukd fit me -_-

[the-acid-pear]

Like look at another movie that was really weird and divisive with wacky visuals and sexual themes, just like men had: Beau Is Afraid.

Beau too was a fucking trip but in that movie we had an story. We had a starting point and an end goal. You'd even argue this is a vague take on the odyssey too. Sure it was kind of insane for better and for worse but all of its scenes and themes tied to a bigger picture.

MEN is so over the place trying to bring in so many details but refusing to give them a reason to be. In BIA at least you can go "Beau is hallucinating/living out his intrusive/paranoic thoughts" and it makes sense because if you have mental illness similar to him (I do) expecting the worst to happen is what you do, but here it's taken to 11 bc well he's imagining it a little too close. In MEN there's not a single semblance of an explanation on anything. They vaguely maybe imply paganism but I'm just making huge assumptions.

Like BIA is a movie that gives you stepping stones to tie it all together, while MEN is a movie where you just gotta write fucking fanfiction for any of it to make sense. And I'm so upset about it. -_-

#luly talks #MEN 2022 #beau is afraid #also Beau didn't take itself too seriously. it was a comedy after all. surely the jokes didnt land for everyone but it at least knew they #weren't that serious #MEN plays itself completely straight #funniest thing was Geoff's joke 10 minute walk there 30 minute walk back that is probably just a super common old man joke #but i never heard it in my life so it had me laughing hars #like hell even the side characters in BIA are more than the ones in MEN. like i said before the only two we vaguely know something of are #the priest or deacon idc and uh. the green man. and w the green man it's mostly just speculations again #like it doesn't matter if you want a symbolic film you need to create some build up for the viewer's to believe this

[tillthelandslide]

I think if I was thin y'all would die... Id be too hot to handle

#and by y'all i mean all the imaginary men har definitely are not lining ip #I'd slay if i was thin #anyways #welcome to my depressed chaotic thoughts #my brain is like a wild rollercoaster atm

[hexiewrites]

hey

anyone else srunk and trying not to cry about steddie

Or

just me

#steddie #fuck #i need to go to sleep #i just #MY BOYS MY MEN MY BLORBOS MY LOVES #THINKIN ABOUT THEM BEING DOOMED BUT ALSO FATED #IS THAT ANYTHING #IDK FEEL S LIKE IT CULD BE #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #typing is har #d

[meanferalbutch]

This is a PSA to all Tops, Butches and Studs who like to cockwarm their sub with a store bought dick- get a reusable rope harness. especially if you are disabled or have trouble tying rope normally. especially if you use oddly shaped dicks, double sided dicks, feeldos, monster cocks, etc. especially if you like to feel super close and intimate with maximum skin to skin contact when strapping. Especially if you want to feel your sub twitch and try to grind down on you while you hold their thighs in place and force them to be good 😈

#mine #CANNOT recommend rope harness and feeldo combo enough. godly. #feeling sooo close and feeling yourself get gripped and tugged on from the inside. Christ #I also like my rodeoh harness but the rope one was a great addition #men dni #lesbian cockwarming

[mourningroutine]

i miss the angry teen version of myself :(

nowadays people blame me for whatever bad shit people put me through, because i'm too "nice"

#i think i mentioned the nursing home resident who sexually harnessed me #i told my instructor at work and she said men feel comfortable pushing my boundaries because i'm too nice #also god when i had someone showing up at my retail workplace like 5 times a day #sending me pictures of myself out about town #texting me from 3 different numbers #waiting for me after work #and my best friend told me i just have to say no #and that i wasn't convincing enough when i did say no and leave me alone before #god i hate describing myself as nice because it makes me sound like those fucking nice guys who are angry about women who won't fuck em #its just so exhausting i don't want to be angry and distrustful and on edge all the time

[robofaggots]

of course the harness i bought is too big 😭

#why are all the fucking leather harnesses out there either made for beefy barrel chested cis men or tiny petite cis women #my androgynous ass is struggling #ill just put some extra holes in it so i can buckle it correctly but like. come onnnn #this thing is huge for no reason #it only came in one size but that size is absolutely giant #even most of the cis men i know would be swimming in this thing #ughhh. curse my impulse purchases #i might still post some photos of the harness once i make the adjustments and all that at least

[shiroselia]

Hur fan kommer man ihåg att ansöka om CSN men inte att anmäla att man flyttat på skatteverket asså my head

#Tjo jag är oresonabelt sur på att hon som bodde i min lägenhet före mig fortfarande inte har ändrat sin adress på skatteverket #Med tanke på att jag fick hennes fucking csn ansökan på posten idag?? Like my guy hallå #Kan du göra rätt eller??? #Jag var fine med det första dagen jag flyttade in för det var post från månaden innan jag flyttade in liksom o det är fine #Men att det fortfarande händer?? My guy skärp dig det är ju basic #OCKSÅ att be om ett BREV från csn like du kan ju bara få det på MEJLEN????????????

[dreamyberry]

/ 2.6.23

#Talent-starving myself because I want to cook and eat alone and won’t start until people won’t get out of the room #just like I didn’t shower because I wanted to be present for other reasons #god I hate people and how they make me feel and how I am influenced by them #great #i hate myself #am not watching my show for the same reason #as I want to watch it while I’m eating #but now I don’t wanna ruin my appetite by snacking #everyday I ask myself why I even exist #been trying to do things I should finish off anyway like reading #nån har redan kommit jag hade det kulare utan henne TBV #fint när de man älskar älskar dig och man har det gärna där men om de inte är snäll med dig är det bara bättre å va ensam #hatar livet! #tappat motivation för att bli här i helgen #och igår var han full och vänlig nu verkar han va bara sur #så sitter jag och väntar på att folk går bort som ska tydligen inte hända snart #kommer aldrig äta #uppdatering jag hat inte inte än kl är 22:30 ich Hilmar inte Görs nåt #am doomed #hur dumma kan man va #han sovade i typ 3 timmar på soffan

[ur-stepdad]

"i may not be a leader of men but i'm certainly a follower of women" man jerry lawler that's a pretty awesome thing to say actually

#watching 2000s wrestling #i didn't think he had it in him to say something cool #it's funny bc shawn michaels was one of my faves on the mid-late 2000s #and now i'm watching old stuff and seeing him in his prime in like 1996 #he looked like he was absolutely dressed with the express purpose of being sexy for gay men #even in 2007 he walked out wearing this vest of leather straps that was practically a harness #its like seeing old pictures of a friend's dad and finding out he used to be super hot