#i like my realistic kings

[petit-papillion]

Podium would be very optimistic..

Charles Leclerc 🤝 Oscar Piastri

Drivers' Parade | Japanese Grand Prix | 7 April 2024

#not an exact quote #but they both said roughly the same thing #i like my realistic kings #charles leclerc #oscar piastri #japanese gp 2024 #drivers parade #formula 1 #f1

[sabertoothwalrus]

UHMMMMM what if T4T labru

#only reason she probably wouldn't use they or neopronouns is cause I can't realistically see them used in that setting. maybe a modern au #I don't think she'd mind being called Laios. or King. #I think he'd like having long pretty hair that looks more like his mama :) #kabru is transmasc kui told me #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden #trans laios #kabru #labru #transgender #agender #my art #comic

[nonuggetshere]

This design came to me right after I woke up and I think I'm gonna use it for one of my AUs

#hollow knight #the pale king #hk pale king #my art #spooky arts #humble pie au #My singular GREAT dad PK. The others suck in some way he's the only good one #When he was a king his markings were obscured because of his glow but life and void poisoning took a toll on him so he's no longer as #bright and you can actually see his stripes and point markings :] his claws are a little darker coz. Void #Realistically he probably would have his stomach crotch and legs stained with void to but I am. Not drawing that #Like yeah injecting himself with void and laying void stained eggs would probably leave a mark. Still not drawing that

[matchbet-allofthetime]

NEED my Courier sandwiched between Arcade and Boone more than anything...

But also, why not smooch Ulysses and Swank and King?

#pondering if i should really tag this #but fuck it lmao #fallout #fallout new vegas #swank fnv #ulysses fnv #the king fnv #craig boone #arcade gannon #fnv #f:nv #anyways- #theyre all cute as fuck and realistically my courier would look at them all with hearts in their eyes #i mostly imagine boone courier and arcade rogether tho- but i feel like there's a lot of comfort to be found between ulysses and the courier #courier six

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A digital drawing of Minos Prime from Ultrakill, who's wearing a strapless slit dress and sandals of the same deep purple. He faces towards and slightly to the right of the camera, his head is tilted further right. With one hand he gestures in a vague pointing motion, his arm folded and held close to his body. There is nothing in the background, but bracing himself on one arm, Minos is implied to be leaning against something about the height of a countertop. The background is a blank purplish black, save for three diagonal stripes in the colors of the bisexual flag. End ID]

Shading study that quite literally came to me in a dream two weeks ago, after this post apparently beamed itself into my mind

(also a few edits below the cut! they're very slight but whatever :])

[Start ID. Three different versions of the previous drawing. The first changes the tone of the lighting from blue to pink, and similarly the shading from pink to blue. The second replaces the faint black border with pink, purple and blue, syncing with the stripes in the background. The third combines both these changes. End ID]

#the tags got NERFED so let's try this again. #peridots-art #minos prime ultrakill #ultrakill #ask to tag #organs #...? gore maybe? for the whole ''transparent chest/visible cardiovascular system'' thing. not very detailed/realistic though so #i don't think this has all of the same charm as i usually find in my posts. but i tried my best to make it work so i don't think it matters #also ''not too happy with how this turned out'' is something i've seen tacked onto posts worthy of being preserved in museums #i heard someone say his snakes should be ball pythons. i'm not autistic about snakes so i decided to listen to the masters #i still have seven levels to p-rank before i can meet this guy!! halfway there (lust/greed and 1-3 remaining) i've only had my own copy #of ultrakill for a week and i already have 33 hours in. anyway he's grown on me i think. absolute bi king and only monarch i respect <3 #i think it's interesting how i now define my queerness by being gray-ace and trans when i first only identified with bisexual. it's still #an important part of me even if sometimes i forget. sorry that sounds completely unrelated but it's related to my feelings on this piece #anyway (i wonder how many ''anyway''s i've slapped on so far) i also find it interesting how often people draw him with this body type. #i think it's cool there's variety in how people draw the uk characters. it just kinda feels right here? i know i unfortunately don't draw #fat characters often at all (partially due to being a primarily fandom blog who likes to stick to canon designs. i wouldn't say i have #trouble with drawing a realistic amount of fat even on rather thin people though lol) but i try! also genuinely unsure what counts as like. #fat vs chubby? or whatever? i don't know exactly how the terminology works and a fair amount of minos' bulk is muscle anyway but. yeah 👍 #men are pretty in dresses my final message. goodbye

[steffsatelier]

Tried my hand at painting Vezsrar because I am having a The Character Event in my mind. Masked, unmasked, and the little rendering RPS does as a bonus.

Here's a closeup. First time painting tentacles in a realistic style.

#dnd drow #dnd cleric #dnd oc #vezsrar vaugh #hes my cleric of kelemvor for cos. my party member so that i as a dm can have some... #hmm. lets say way of helping my 3 players not die forever and ever #and also have fun with a little guy! i like making little guys! #made a custom quasillithid race for him too. hes my poor soggy little meow meow #i could fix him. btw. i could. i cooould. and he could fix me. #he wears his mask at all time.s covid safety king! #this isnt Realistic in terms of he looks so got damn smooth. his skin has been anime'd. #i mean huh. where he isnt. yknow. scarred and all.

[wonder-worker]

Margaret of Anjou’s visit to Coventry [in 1456], which was part of her dower and that of her son, Edward of Lancaster, was much more elaborate. It essentially reasserted Lancastrian power. The presence of Henry and the infant Edward was recognised in the pageantry. The ceremonial route between the Bablake gate and the commercial centre was short, skirting the area controlled by the cathedral priory, but it made up for its brevity with no fewer than fourteen pageants. Since Coventry had an established cycle of mystery plays, there were presumably enough local resources and experience to mount an impressive display; but one John Wetherby was summoned from Leicester to compose verses and stage the scenes. As at Margaret’s coronation the iconography was elaborate, though it built upon earlier developments.

Starting at Bablake gate, next to the Trinity Guild church of St. Michael, Bablake, the party was welcomed with a Tree of Jesse, set up on the gate itself, with the prophets Isaiah and Jeremiah explaining the symbolism. Outside St. Michael’s church the party was greeted by Edward the Confessor and St. John the Evangelist; and proceeding to Smithford Street, they found on the conduit the four Cardinal Virtues—Righteousness (Justice?), Prudence, Temperance, and Fortitude. In Cross Cheaping wine flowed freely, as in London, and angels stood on the cross, censing Margaret as she passed. Beyond the cross was pitched a series of pageants, each displaying one of the Nine Worthies, who offered to serve Margaret. Finally, the queen was shown a pageant of her patron saint, Margaret, slaying the dragon [which 'turned out to be strictly an intercessor on the queen's behalf', as Helen Maurer points out].

The meanings here are complex and have been variously interpreted. An initial reading of the programme found a message of messianic kingship: the Jesse tree equating royal genealogy with that of Christ had been used at the welcome for Henry VI on his return from Paris in 1432. A more recent, feminist view is that the symbolism is essentially Marian, and to be associated with Margaret both as queen and mother of the heir rather than Henry himself. The theme is shared sovereignty, with Margaret equal to her husband and son. Ideal kingship was symbolised by the presence of Edward the Confessor, but Margaret was the person to whom the speeches were specifically addressed and she, not Henry, was seen as the saviour of the house of Lancaster. This reading tips the balance too far the other way: the tableau of Edward the Confessor and St. John was a direct reference to the legend of the Ring and the Pilgrim, one of Henry III’s favourite stories, which was illustrated in Westminster Abbey, several of his houses, and in manuscript. It symbolised royal largesse, and its message at Coventry would certainly have encompassed the reigning king. Again, the presence of allegorical figures, first used for Henry, seems to acknowledge his presence. Yet, while the message of the Coventry pageants was directed at contemporary events it emphasised Margaret’s motherhood and duties as queen; and it was expressed as a traditional spiritual journey from the Old Testament, via the incarnation represented by the cross, to the final triumph over evil, with the help of the Virgin, allegory, and the Worthies. The only true thematic innovation was the commentary by the prophets.

[...] The messages of the pageants firmly reminded the royal women of their place as mothers and mediators, honoured but subordinate. Yet, if passive, these young women were not without significance. It is clear from the pageantry of 1392 and 1426 in London and 1456 in Coventry that when a crisis needed to be resolved, the queen (or regent’s wife) was accorded extra recognition. Her duty as mediator—or the good aspect of a misdirected man—suddenly became more than a pious wish. At Coventry, Margaret of Anjou was even presented as the rock upon which the monarchy rested. [However,] a crisis had to be sensed in order to provoke such emphasis [...]."

-Nicola Coldstream, "Roles of Women in Late Medieval Civic Pageantry," "Reassessing the Roles of Women as 'Makers' of Medieval Art and Culture"

#historicwomendaily #margaret of anjou #my post #henry vi #yeah I don't necessarily agree with Laynesmith's interpretation (that it was essentially Marian with an emphasis on shared sovereignty) #which she herself says is 'admittedly very speculative' #as this book points out that interpretation tips the balance too far on the other side and has a somewhat selective reading #It's also important to remember that this interpretation was not really reflected across wider Lancastrian propaganda at the time #which isn't really talked about - let alone emphasized - as much by historians but remained focused on the King #For example: look at the pro-Lancastrian poem 'The Ship of State' which hails Henry VI as a 'noble shyp made of good tree' #and emphasizes how he was widely supported and defended by many great Lancastrian lords and the crown prince #but not Margaret who was entirely absent #also look at the book 'Knyghthode and Bataile' (presented to Henry) and Fortescue's various pro-Lancastrian texts in the 1460s #even the recording of that Yorkist trial which was iirc reported in the 1459 attainder #all of these were entirely conventional and highlighted the presence and importance of the King. Margaret was not emphasized. #so either the Lancastrians were impossibly inconsistent about what message they actually wanted to convey about the role of their own queen #or the Coventry pageants were not actually meant to emphasize Margaret in the lieu of Laynesmith's interpretation #and would not have been viewed in such a manner by contemporaries #I think we should also keep in mind that we don't really know what Henry VI's condition was like at the time of MoA's entry to Coventry #we know he had been injured in St. Albans and had only just recovered from his second illness #this is especially important to consider since we know he had also arrived at Coventry before Margaret but much more discreetly #and was not welcomed by any pageants that we know of. This is VERY unusual and can be best explained if we consider the fact that he #may have simply not been in the right state (be it physical or state of mind) for it at the time #in which case the pageants for Margaret should be viewed as more of a improvisation/cover-up/temporary measure to bolster prestige #or Henry may have deliberately taken a more discreet role to emphasize the position of his heir - especially important after the long wait #imo I think Kipling's interpretation (ie: that they addressed Margaret but really referenced the prince & heir) makes a lot more sense: #'Coventry [...] regarded Margaret's entry as a kind of triumph-by-proxy: the Queen entered the city but Coventry received its Prince' #though I think he tends to view Margaret as more of a cipher (and has a very questionable view of Henry VI) which I also don't agree with. #The pageants very much DID focus on and reference her but they most prominently emphasized her 'motherhood and duties as queen' #ie: I think Kipling and Laynesmith tip too far on opposite sides and I think this interpretation takes the most realistic middle ground

[mellorine-dreams]

Yeah mephisto would take you out on fancy dates and dinners with like roses and champagne and Choco strawberries bc he is Very Extra™

BUT…

he would also take you out on silly play dates like watching anime and their movies, playing video games together, going to carnivals (he loves the gambling aspect of carnivals and when you win things like cute limited edition plushies for him), amusement parks, going to karaoke bars (he likes to sing anime openings and endings), having dinner with you that consists of eating instant ramen, listening to j-pop and k-pop with you, and so on

Literally who knew dating a demon king would be so cute 🥰

#mephisto pheles #mephisto pheles x reader #aoex #blue exorcist #AnE #idk what prompted this but I think it would be cute you know #dating a demon king and all #realistically he’s probably not one to really ‘date’ but let me dream #I think he would like the companionship at the very least #my hcs

[keithsandwich]

What would legitimize the Jadean's king power if the king inherits the throne directly instead of being chosen by any method?

#the most realistic answer would be religion #and a pagan religion in my opinion and in my ocverse #anyways just thinking out loud after listening to a podcast episode about things #i know it can also be applied to the other kingdoms because the fact that there's a monarchy implies that there's something to legitimate i #but sucession in jade is different and i find it curious #also hc that the stag is THE king's crest instead of something personal to a prince #and inherited like the throne

[skitskatdacat63]

Something about the boy king statue i find immensely funny:

It's so depressingly funny to me that in royal families, the first son is really the only child that's valued. And so that boy king statue I posted a while ago, that was created as a set along with another statue. The emperor, Leopold I, commissioned a set of statues of him and his first son, Joseph I, when he was elected as heir:

But Joseph I didn't really end up emperor for too long because he died prematurely. So then his younger brother Charles VI becomes emperor. What does he do? Commissions the same exact artist, twenty years later, to make a statue of him in the same style. Bro was really healing his own childhood trauma 😭😭😭

#very interesting symbolism in the statues themselves actually #leopold I's is about victory over enemies #joseph i's is about being the bringer of peace #and then charles vi's is literally just: 'haha guess whos emperor now!' #im sorry but its so funny to me #like both of the others are dead #and hes over here sliding his statue into the collection like 'no one's gonna notice' #'hey wasnt this originally two statues!?' 'huh what?? no no no that third one was also there. it was a prediction that came true' #like just imagining him hunting down that guy like 'please i need to heal my childhood abandoment issues' #anyways im saying this bcs i find it very interesting and niche #but also: i keep saying seb in the boy king au is charles vi. but realistically hes a mix of both brothers! #*oh also i like how back then i only took pictures of the boy king statue #im pretty sure i saw the others? but was like nah only this cute little statue needs to be immortalized in my gallery #catie.rambling.txt

[transdimensional-void]

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#trying to establish the recent history for my asoiaf bookworm AU just really highlights for me how politically broken westeros is #yurgenschmidt is simply too functional of a society to fit asoiaf fuckery djdjdjdj #i’m like hmmm I can’t realistically make robert archduke of the stormlands because like literally zero nobles would have backed someone #THAT incompetent #the only thing he does good is violence lol #but if robert isn’t at least the heir to the stormlands then his betrothal to lyanna makes no sense #so i was like well the baratheons are probably a branch of the targaryens #so maybe i could make robert a prince who is rhaegar’s half-brother rather than his cousin #but like once again who is backing robert for the throne against rhaegar???? #because there’s no way aerys stays king for as long as he did in asoiaf when he’s behaving that erratically #his own retainers would probably support forcing him to abdicate in favor of rhaegar #and probably like the minute rhaegar is old enough to take over #so rhaegar is already king #dany is probably never conceived #there’s no need for the southron ambitions alliance against aerys #everything falls apart because the nobles of yurgenschmidt are less enamored of violence and more concerned with competence

[vulpinesaint]

desperately trying to remember if there are any books i read this year that i cannot find on my library borrowing history or simply cannot remember. i am so bad about remembering books. LITERALLY REMEMBERED ONE AS I'M WRITING THIS POST. anyway i am attempting to compile a list of books that i've read this year so that i can reference it without having to forget everything. wish me luck. i have fifteen titles on there right now but i can't shake the feeling there's something i'm forgetting

#checking my shelf of books i got for school??? idk #none of this is helped by the way that i have seven thousand books waiting to be read right now and all of them are on my mind #and several of them i am partway through. but i cannot put bell hooks all about love on my list yet i just can't #opened this is how you lose the time war today. not liking it super much but it's not even 200 pages so we'll pound through it #and then my three books from merc (princess bride and two books from the fight club guy) #and all about love. and interview with the vampire #WITCHER NOVELS!!! I READ WITCHER NOVELS AGAIN!!!! adding two more books to my list #god i'm not even through blood of elves yet. awful. this is why i can't keep anything up i forget my ebooks exist as options #then i should read that book about eleanor roosevelt that my grandma got me. as a token to her dskfjghs #wanna reread the hours! have a physical copy just for that so i can annotate #gotta finish the once and future king. #all that to say that there are many books that will be on this list once i actually sit down and read some of them #have to remind myself that i Am actually doing good i'm at over a book a month rate. this is fine #two books a month rate! actually! #shout out to library due dates for being a fantastic motivator #seventeen books on the 'read' list this year. this is fine bracken. you're doing good #realistically this is SO much better than previous years 😭 good stuff. just gotta keep reading #valentine notes #list that would have been so useful to have when we were doing that book recommendation thing

[whumpy-wyrms]

If your ocs were in a TOH coven(s)/specialized magic track(s) which would they pick? I feel like as fucked as Anton’s methods are, he would be in Potions and Healing :3

-@vidawhump

alright i haven’t watched TOH since it ended and i’m gonna be honest i thought all the hexside stuff was boring and i didn’t pay much attention to the coven stuff. oops

BUT!!!! i think Anton would be like Eda and just say fuck it to all the specialized magic tracks and just use wild magic. he’d probably like making abominations and beastkeeping, cuz he’d like interacting with all the magic creatures and palismen and stuff. he’d also like potions and healing too :) and he’d be best friends with King because of course he would

Dew would like illusions maybe? or healing? tbh i’m not sure. maybe he’d like beastkeeping too (honestly everyone from tllr would like beastkeeping they all love animals). you know what? he’d be like Luz. the main character and undecided on what magic to use. maybe he’d be a human and use glyphs

Layla would like plant magic, Hayden would also like beastkeeping and maybe illusions, Sawyer would be into potions or healing. the three of them would be friends at hexside, Layla and Hayden would have a similar role as Willow and Gus, and Sawyer would be similar to Amity. Aspen would be a wild magic guy, he doesn’t follow the rules either. Silas wouldn’t even be a witch he’d just be an evil monster they’d have to kill

Pierce would straight up be Belos in this scenario. fuck that guy

and that’d make Anton hunter in That scenario and now i’m thinking of a whole au that i’ll most likely do nothing with

OHHHHHH MY GOD i know who the mystery character would be. but i shan’t say. take a wild guess :)

#ask #tllr ask #also like an au with Anton with Eda’s role and Dew with Luz’s role would be cool as hell #but the Pierce and Anton as Belos and Hunter would make wayyyy more sense #but omg i love the idea of Anton being a wild witch teaching magic to Dew and also King is there because Anton’s best friends with King. #Anton’s palisman would be Basil and hooty would be Sasha cuz they’re Long #OOOOH im obsessed with this #it’s so perfect and yet so weird cuz it’s a scenario where Dew and Anton would actually be friends #OH MY GOD Anton is just like Eda he’d be soooo interested in human stuff (also like how Gus is) and AND AND #he’d be in the human realm looking for cool stuff to collect and see Dew and. mine now. SHIT this is suddenly not as wholesome #or Dew just found his way through the portal like Luz. there’s like a million different ways this could go #but the most realistic au would be the Pierce one. he’d be Belos and Anton would be Hunter cuz that makes so much sense and fits so well. #for reasons i can’t say. guess who the mystery character is i dare you. #i’ve got no clue where Dew would fit in this au but. yeah. maybe he wouldn’t. #currently losing my mind someone ask me about a tma au next if you wanna see me go even more insane #this post is so fucking unorganized LOLLL i dont care wow #this is FUNNN #dew oc #anton oc #pierce oc #layla oc #hayden oc #sawyer oc #aspen oc #silas oc #basil oc #sasha oc #tllr toh au

[hauntingblue]

NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!

#big mom just giving birth here on the battlefield..... #do i comment on the incestuous relationship between clouds made of the same soul??? no?? okay... #oh jesus.... goodbye kid and killer.... nami needs to get up there and take control of zeus and i am so serious #HER SKILL IS SO POWERFUL AND SO PERFECT FOR THIS FIGHT AGAINST BIG MOM BUT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT PART OF THE STRONG TRIO SHE GETS STUCK WITH #THE B LIST VILLAINS!!!! LKKE WHY DOES SHE NEED TO FIGHT ULTI?? OKAY THAT WAS MEANINGFUL BUT THAT COULD END THERE!!!! #SANJI GO FIGHT PAGE ONE!!! SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF ULTI AND LET LUFFY ZORO AND NAMI TAKE CARE OF KAIDO AND BIG MOM!!! I AM SERIOUS!!! #big mom is inside the castle.... maybe i will get my wish granted (kinda...) #kid and nami against big mom.... maybe sanji can join... i can see it so clearly.... come on now..... #if namo knew armor haki she would have gone up there and taken zeus and dealt with prometheus and his sister wife. let the others w/ big mom #fucking hawkins... end him killer.... calling him domesticated lmao... end his pathetic ass #using conqueror's haki on the weapons..... also zoro having it too.... the flower petals symbolism..... OHHHHHHHHH #nani indeed...... BREAK THAT MACE!!!! YEAAHHH!!!! law is completely baffled #KAIDO GOT SENT BACK!!!! LETSGOOOOO AND THE OG INTRO MUSIC QUICKS IN!!!! law just saw god again.... #he said fuck off i got this.... omg.... he is either gonna nearly die and doesn't want them to follow or doesn't want to worry about them #while he fights and they try to defend him.... no other explaination (apart for 4 the plot reasons) #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1028 #luffy king of everything that was such a slay #they changed luffy chiquito's design.... #i was gonna say luffy swimming...... but he can't yet akdhajsj #yasopp taking care of everyones children but his own...... i see how it is.... #WHY WOULD SHANKS STAY IN GOA IF NOT TO TALK WITH GARP WHO LIVES THERE!!! I AM TELLING YOU SHANKS IS IN KAHOOTS WITH THE MARINES!!!! #i was thinking about shanks scar... and thought it might be from buggy with his three knives in between his fingers you know #but it is too small... like the knives would take more space.... but maybei might be reaching and it is from buggy and not like a little paw #or little hand.... however much distrubing you want to paint it.... #shanks is testing little luffy's intelligence... he knows his weak spot already akdhjasj #uta calling herself a diva.... ajshaksn might this be the reason luffy was so inclined to having a musician since the start??? #episode 1029 #that was like a perfectly realistic relationship between an older smartass girl and a younger boy lmao it was spot on

[hiruzensux]

FELLOW ENMA-FUCKERS!!!!! I REQUIRE YOUR AID IN A MATTER MOST GRAVE:

where does and doesn't he have fur??

(nothing explicit, just putting it under a readmore bc long)

somehow, despite the Hiruzen x Enma porn drawings* that have been floating around half-formed inside my skull for years now, it is only NOW that i realize: i have no idea what Enma looks like underneath that iconic fit

so analyzing the images:

on his head we see both furred (hair + beard + sideburns -zones) and seemingly non-furred (middle part of face) areas

(tail is furry, obviously)

his hands + feet are mostly non-furred, but there is fur on at least the back of his wrists + ankles visible below the edge of his sleeves(/l...leg sleeves? is that what they're called?? sleeves, but for legs instead of arms)

regarding his neck, without going through the episodes he's in, the only shot i've been able to find with the right angle seems to be this MTG/YGO-style card of him:

(the origins of which i do not know. fanmade? official merch? is the image a still from the anime, or was it originally drawn for this card? and by whom? i haven't bothered to try to find out, will update if i do. but anyway)

it looks like there isn't any fur on his neck (except maybe down the back underneath where his long hair hangs down and obscures the area)

we also do not see any chest fur extending up past his neckline

...and beyond this, we know nothing.

i'm already exercising some creative license in how tall to make him (i've got a working number BUT i'm not saying yet in case i decide it's completely wrong whilst trying to actually draw him lol), since a) manga evidence is limited + anime evidence inconsistent, and b) i habitually will just directly contradict canon if i have an idea i'm attached to anyway... so i've got no issue on principle with just filling in the blanks according to my whim...

but i'm kind of just not getting any clear impression of what to picture re: fur pattern

considering looking at photos of actual monkeys to see if i that gives me any ideas... but in that case, what kind of monkey??

it's also complicated bc in a lot of shots he looks to me more anthropomorphic than the avg monkey? (but this is harder to tell w/ primates than w/ other creatures anyway...) (and not to mention the limited pool of Enma reference imgs AGAIN, but damn... a tiny handful of manga panels, and then his brief anime appearance was in the middle of the arc that brought us some of THE most iconic moments in wonky-lookin Naruto animation. if that fight in the anime was my sole reference for Hiruzen and Orochimaru, i wouldn't be very sure how anthropomorphic they were supposed to look either lmao)

anyway.

do YOU have opinions about Enma's fur distribution?

thoughts on which monkey species he's based on?

got a monkey fursona?

any and all insights welcome 💖

(*update: i actually drew one if you want to see the the hilarious fur-placement i went with (just warning for. yknow. porn lmao.))

#monkey king enma #PANTLEGS. #that's probably a better term than 'leg sleeves' #fuck i forgot abt image credits #these were both yoinked straight from google images #should i add links to from whence i yoinked em? #( #i think 'from whence' is maybe redundant actually? like 'whence' already includes the 'from' or smth? #nnnn idk actually nvm don't listen to me #i got overconfident. tried to flex my Word Smarts. #i guess solving the leg sleeves mystery must've gone to my head #) #but yeah. i feel like i should have an image of where the fur is and isn't but im kind of stumped honestly #the voice of my self doubt: ''if you were a REAL furry you would KNOW the answer'' #maybe one day i'll actually make a proper fursona #i tried one time. he was going to be a bat. #but then i realized i'd probably have to decide between him having wings or having hands. unless i did both. but that wouldnt be realistic. #if he's a bat then he's gotta have wings right? but will he be ok wothout hands? i could see that beinf really inconvenient. #but also: could he wear shirts? would they have to be those open-side bro tanks? bc i had strong feelings abt thos back then (high school) #and which way would his feet point?? #and at that point i got too overwhelmed. #i've had lots of ideas since #but i haven't managed to develop any further than that #a lot of those didn't have fur though. so more accurately i'd be a scaly (or some things i dont know how to name. osteoderm-y? denticle-y?) #... #yeah these tags derailed harder than usual this time #anyway. for anyone still here. i eagerly await your thoughts re: the distribution of Enma's fur

[down-thedrain]

yk what if cesar does end up with a bowl cut i'll still love and accept them idc. crewdela wants me to hate him but i'm a cesar fan for LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#posts in a drainage system #i would like to say cesar having a bowl cut actually has really funny implications because #him wearing a bowl cut normally but not for his prom photo implies that either a) someone forced him to wear his hair different for prom #or b) he knows the bowl cut is shit and they wouldn't wear it to prom but they wear it the rest of the time anyway. king shit tbh #also the alternate who killed him looked at their dead body and was like. i'm not copying some bitch who wears a fuckin bowl cut . #so it went for the prom photo instead. which is hilarious #mark's only friend has bowl cut. #y'see what i'm gettin at here. boundless potential #anyways i love that if this is supposed to be the real cesar and not their alternate then their first official apperance is. #not only as a plushie and not in the actual series but also the very first piece of lore we get about him is that they have a bowl cut 💀 #ig i should say. realistically i don't think they actually have a bowl cut. i think alex has a little more self respect than that #+ just by watching andrew's streams regardless of how funny it is he would not style his hair into a bowl cut every time cesar's onscreen #or maybe i'm in denial. which is probably equally likely #final note one time i had a dream where i met alex irl and i said hi to them and she basically told me to fuck off and walked away #so. i wonder if this is like. a manifestation of that. it might be at this point honestly who knows #idk i just think it's funny. they're still my scrimblo though