#i love the fish/lizard gays

[leo-frognag]

while u were creating sans: into the underverse and pairing all the versions of the same little guy together. i was reading alphys/undyne fics that made me feel as if i had just firsthand witnessed a divorce. we are not the same

#leo speaks #undertale #in the year of our lord 2023.? #this is NOT a knock against any AUs those were fascinating back then and are still fascinating now #but ya. i feel like i had sort of an atypical undertale fandom experience #distinctly remember a fic where sans used the phrase 'fuck and chuck' and had to apologize for making alphys upset #bc he apparently accidentally implied that undyne was just using her for sex #like idk how i managed to find like. every 50k intense emotional character study of this very bisexual lizard and her violently gay fish gf #i guess the dynamic of 'this person has been lying about every aspect of their personal lives but their partner still chooses to forgive' #really spawns some emotions in writers #gee i wonder why #uhhh. certifiably insane posts by yours truly <3 peace and love

[stinkysam]

MASTERLIST TV SHOWS / MOVIES (a->z)

••••••••• •••••••••

–AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D

Deke Shaw

Past, Present, Future - (fluff/nsfw)

Patience is a man’s best virtue - (fluff)

On Monday - (fluff)

Bed sharing - (fluff)

But if you had told me, I would've told you - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

–ALICE IN BORDERLAND

I will not write for Niragi.

Chishiya Shuntarō

Random headcanons - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

–DOOM PATROL

Larry Trainor

No, I don’t wanna talk about it - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

–ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION

Buggy the Clown

Five more minutes - (fluff)

So no head ? - (smut) - pt.1

Repaid in kind - (smut) - pt.2

You can slice me, you can dice me... - (fluff)

Pretty please ? - (fluff)

Seastone cuffs - (smut)

Give me your dick - (smut)

Meet my ex - (angst) - pt.1

Head keeper - (angst) - pt.2

Flashy flashy ! - (fluff)

Uh-oh - (fluff)

Me ! Me ! Me ! - (fluff)

This is you - (fluff)

Am I me ? - (fluff)

Your move - (angst)

Buggy the sugar baby - (fluff) - pt.1

It's getting expensive - (fluff) - pt.2

Furnace - (fluff)

I don't feel it anymore - (angst)

Who's got it bigger ? - (fluff)

Twitch streamer - (fluff) - pt.1

Game con - (fluff) - pt.2

So handsome - (fluff)

I'll haunt you - (fluff)

My marine bf - (fluff)

Cabaji

Honk honk - (fluff)

Monkey D. Luffy

Always together - (fluff) - pt.1

Glue - (smut) - pt.2

Is it a monster ? - (fluff) - pt.3

Dancer - (fluff)

For staying alive - (angst)

Captain - (fluff)

Fish - (fluff)

When are they gonna kiss - (fluff) - pt.1

Oh, they more than kissed - (smut) - pt.2

Maybe the paradise is the friends we made along the way - (fluff)

Cook - (smut)

You'll have to cut my arms - (fluff)

Look - (fluff)

Roronoa zoro

I don’t need saving - (fluff)

Well, this is awkward - (angst)

Fucking idiot - (fluff)

Different - (fluff)

Dinner - (fluff) - pt.1

Eat me - (smut) - pt.2

Stronger - (fluff)

Vinsmoke Sanji

Oh boy - (fluff) - pt.1

A date ?! - (fluff) - pt.2

Confettis - (fluff)

Me ? - (fluff)

Princes - (fluff)

I'll peel every tangerine for you - (fluff)

Twitch streamer - (fluff)

Bonus

How they take it - (smut)

••••••••• •••••••••

–SPIDER-MAN (TOM HOLLAND)

Peter Parker

Next time I’ll answer for you - (smut)

Unlucky days are not so bad - (smut)

No one would know - (smut)

Moon - (smut)

Can I hold your hand ? - (fluff)

Ever heard of privacy? - (fluff)

My son !? - (smut)

••••••••• •••••••••

–STRANGER THINGS

Eddie Munson

1985 - (fluff)

In your arms - (fluff)

Summer of 85 - (fluff) - pt.1

Man crush - (fluff) - pt.2

••••••••• •••••••••

–THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN (ANDREW GARFIELD)

Peter Parker

Some people are gay, Steven - (fluff)

There’s no happy ending possible - (angst)

I wanna thank myself for always having my back - (fluff)

Hit “send” - (fluff)

The suit stays on - (smut)

First time - (smut)

Did you know I love lizards - (fluff) - pt.1

Man, I love lizards - (fluff) - pt.2

Closed door - (smut)

Blind - (angst)

I wasn't here - (angst) - pt.1

I never lost hope - (fluff) - pt.2

All about the angle - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

–TIMEWASTERS

Ralph

The dance - (angst)

Secrecy - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

–UNDER THE SILVER LAKE

Sam

Is it a good idea ? Depends. - (fluff)

Helping hand - (smut)

••••••••• •••••••••

–VENOM

I will not write nsfw for any of them.

Eddie Brock (+ Venom)

This is killing me - (fluff)

Spider on thin fuckin’ ice - (crack)

Two losers are worth more than one - (fluff)

Alien - (fluff) - pt.1

The second beer - (fluff) - pt.2

Salt lamp - (fluff)

Pinky promise - (fluff)

••••••••• •••••••••

#masterlist #male reader #agents of shield #alice in borderland #doom patrol #one piece live action #Spider-Man #stranger things #the amazing Spider-Man #timewasters #under the silver lake #venom

[pwurrz]

some of my personal favourite gay moments from eoos:

childe bending over to put tea on the table while wearing a deep v neck sweater and accidentally and unknowingly giving zhongli a full view of the tiddies and zhongli just. short circuiting.

zhongli then promptly requesting that all the sweaters made for childe while he’s staying at his house have that same deep v neck because he’s a tasteful old lizard (and ekaterina immediately catching on and giving him the gay side eye™️)

xiao telling zhongli how childe started making him offerings because he saved his life and zhongli being like ‘oh? he made you offerings? :) how sweet :)’ like chill you’ve known him for a month tops he’s definitely not supposed to know you’re rex lapis at this point.

that jealousy immediately going away when xiao mentions childe’s been spending all his time trying to make a dish zhongli told him he hadn’t had in a while + the scene of him finally getting to eat childe’s offering (that he made without knowing it was an offering) and absolutely lighting up because it’s so good. not to mention zhongli getting to hear childe’s intentions when he made the dish and they’re basically all like ‘oh i really hope he likes it i worked really hard on it i hope he’s enjoying our date’

zhongli tells childe how happy he makes him, that he was getting bored with life but childe gives him something to look forward to everyday, and how glad he is that they’re friends and childe gets so flustered he makes a prolonged squeaking noise, out loud, and doesn’t even notice until a few seconds later. to which he immediately covers his face with his hands and tries not to die. zhongli teasing him is absolutely not helping

childe trying to spear fish in the river with his hydro spear, like an idiot, getting himself absolutely soaked and zhongli just. staring at him and his now see-through shirt in a very obvious way until the traveller and paimon have to tell him to stop. childe gets a bunch of love points from zhongli and he absolutely does not understand why because he’s the pinnacle of oblivious.

zhongli thinking back to this moment with ‘fondness’, remarking how difficult it is to restrain himself from kissing childe seeing him wear those v neck sweaters all the time now that he knows what’s underneath. and who’s fault is it that childe basically exclusively wears v necks? mhm.

there’s definitely more i haven’t reread eoos in a while tho

#genshin impact #entirely out of spite #zhongli ♡ #childe ♡ #zhongchi #tartali

[cleolinda]

Weekend links, May 12, 2024

My posts

Your head is hurting and your wifi is out because the biggest solar flare/geomagnetic storm in 20 years hit this weekend. I didn’t actually get to see the aurora borealis, but apparently it really did come down as far as Alabama. 

I admit that this was an extremely glib reply. But like, Athena specifically doesn’t like people claiming they’re better than her, so you can imagine the carnage when you throw in two more goddesses as well.  

(I feel like that post happened a month ago. This week has felt so ungodly long.)

Reblogs of interest

Hot Vintage Lady Bracket: Round 6. Eight polls. Poll Mod immediately chose violence and put Marilyn Monroe against Hedy Lamarr. Since Ava Gardner is out (actual shockers: Greta Garbo and Rita Hayworth are also gone), I was going to say “I’m just Chaos Elmo Flames Dot Gif about it all” but now I’m just scared. 

(Why would you ask us, a hot vintage poll blog, this)

Dracula Daily is in full swing again, and you can eat along!

The Met Gala was honestly decent this year! I reblogged only (some of) the ones I liked, including some of the construction details and a lot of Zendaya, although my favorite might have been Rebecca Ferguson with the crows. 

A while back and not what he wore to the Gala, but: Lil Nas X looking beautiful in a rose garden.

Hozier Watch 2024: I really thought there wasn’t going to be anything else and then he was like, “Oh I should probably put out a video for my accidental international #1.” I am entirely disgruntled that he was here last weekend and I couldn’t go. 

From the top of the week, Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar: An explainer. Also, Kendrick recs.

MrBeast is living in a joyless hell of his own making, and I at least understand now why he has always freaked me out. 

So anyway noted plagiarist James Somerton is alive and well on Twitter, where he’s... well, he sure is there. The words “hole posting” are involved. Another explainer for you. 

Lynda Carter proves she’s on Tumblr

We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE

Peace and love on planet Earth and also in the Uber

“thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time”

While there are merits to this concern, “Writers should all clown on Americans by making up places in THEIR country” doesn’t really sting when we’re all like “Yeah we love doing that!!!” I personally give you all permission to make up as many wackadoodle state names as you want. You can have West Mainolina for free. 

Meanwhile in Alabama: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, the baddest fish in the whole damn town

RIP Walnut the crane: “The Bride”

Dinosaurs are terrible lizards

Teaching consent is a many-faceted thing

Become ungovernable: grill edition

Video

Galadriel’s opening Fellowship of the Ring monologue, but it’s the Deep South (U.S.). “Across the county line in Mordor, the Dark Lord Sauron made his self another ring outta everything mean the devil put in him.” Absolutely pitch perfect. 

Also pitch perfect: Wellness influencers with terrible advice

“Mooom, the chocolate alchemist has an accomplice now!”

I will always reblog cheetah sounds

The Collage Atlas: a hand-drawn game on Steam

The sacred texts

South Canada. South South Canada. Canada A Bit to the Left

I think I’ve listed this compilation of parody lyrics (”I’m sorry Ms. Jackson/I am four eels”) before, but there’s more now

“Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue”

Personal tags of the week

Scrungly and, as a related topic, Belphegor the Devon rex kitten.

#weekend links #odds and ends #linkspam

[ganonfan1995]

Okay if I were to pitch a version of BOTW Zelink that appeals to me, it'd be two codependent best friends who were on and off again until they were like 25 and realized waay too late that they were both gay.

Zelda would end up with a string of girlfriends who were way too good for her, and Link would settle down immediately with a carpenter from Tarrey Town.

He'd leave his house in Hateno to Zelda, who uses it for her research (because of it's proximity to the Hateno Lab) And she'd be like his personal geek squad for whatever weird new appliance she'd invented and decided he needed.

She'd eventually settle down with an equally headstrong Shiekah woman, who interned for a summer with Purah. She's cool, cooler than Zelda, she gets along well with Link, she like lizards and keeps fish. She's a butch, she tends the yard and works with Zelda on their research.

Link adopts kids, and Zelda and her common-law wife (they don't believe in marriage as an institute) are their cool aunts and babysit them frequently. (Hateno is rural, the kids love it)

Link and Zelda maintain a close friendship, they're physically affectionate in a platonic-familial way, and hold their bonds to one another close. They grow old with each other in their lives and consider the other family.

They'd take vacations together, Link, his husband and their kids, Zelda and her partner. They camp, they go to the beach, they spend holidays at the house in Hateno.

Zelda never tells Link about his life before, she likes the life they have now. They live in peace and in gay love, she is forever grateful for this life long friend who has been by her side for over a century, who would risk his life to save hers, and she would in turn do the same for him over and over again.

He becomes a brother to her, and she becomes a sister to him. They admire one another for all their strengths and weaknesses. They could never live apart.

#sorry im like thinking on this rn #its not enough to say that theyre gay #i need to elaborate

[flannelepicurean]

One of my besties, who knows my taste in media: fr, you need to play coral island. it is gay AF. like we are reasonably sure the artist drew gay dudes for DeviantArt or something

I've had it on my Steam wishlist for a while, because I love me a "little tasks" game, and I love it when there are more POC in the cast. Then I got me a gift card from some dear folks, and I was like, "You know what? It's time."

THEY. WERE. NOT. KIDDING.

The art is legitimately very, very good. I love the character designs.

EVERYTHING IN THE GAME IS BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS. The music is lovely. The environment is GORGEOUS, and the use of 3D in the landscape of it is really nice without being overwhelming.

There are a whole bunch of middle-aged people in the cast of characters, and I just want to adopt every single one of them. THE MINI-SCENE. OF CARPENTRY MOM. AND CARPENTRY DAD. HELPING YOU SET UP THE STUFF. IN YOUR HOUSE. It destroyed me like a Sailor Moon villain beholding the power of love. Interracial "capture the critters minigames" couple with the "we've been married for 30 years and hey, amirite?! hee-hee, love this one," energy? ADOPTED. Betty. BETTY!!! AdOpTeD. I cannot cope.

Random animals everywhere. Dog named Taco that splashes in the fountain every day, and if you try to talk to Taco, it says, "Taco is busy and can't talk right now." YA GODDAMN RIGHT. Dogs, cats, Fennec foxes, rabbits, a lizard. I don't even know what else. And those are just the pet-type animals I've seen! There's also WILDLIFE all over the island!

All the farming, fishing, mining, tree-chopping goodness you'd expect from this genre. But also OCEAN STUFF. And I didn't know this was so important to me until I had it, but you can RUN IN THE SHALLOW WATER AREAS. Low tide pools, trickling bits of streams with pebbly bottoms and stuff, and also just...what looks like ankle-deep water that has a clear path within a larger body of water. Water's part of the landscape, not an automatic barrier. And that's SO FUCKING COOL.

Anyway, play Coral Island. It's not 100% done, but goddamn. I'm like 8 days into the first season, and I never want to leave.

#coral island #review #game review #game recommendations #game recc #so good #it's so gorgeous #and lovely #which are different things imo #but it is definitely both #fr tho #thirsty ass tumblrinas #get an eyeful of the character art in this game #you will not be disappointed #and it is not just the boyzzzzzz #the ladies are also lovely #and nearly everyone is poc #poc representation #and people with stretch marks #guy with a prosthetic arm #big bodies #all sorts #i just fucking love it

[blackbloodedisabel]

hiii erm what’s your sea monster thing for 👀

HUZZAH I get to talk about my mermaids >:)

essentially: summer 2021 onwards I became genuinely obsessed with picrews. Autumn 2022 I stumbled across this really really sick beautiful mermaid picrew and made a bunch of random characters based on story archetypes from children's fantasy I found cool. There was a shy quiet princess and a bubbly witch and an emo navigator and a street performer with little discernable personality and another more reserved witch and a human-turned-mermaid who functioned as a reader insert and an angsty girl imprisoned in a cave in the deep ocean.

I originally had them as an OC collection but then somehow a story started forming around them spring 2023 (still not quite sure when this started lmfao. james somerton core) and I planned out the whole plot in detail that spring/summer.

part of the plot is. sea monsters. and I have few interesting ideas beyond "big scaly black lizard thing who serves as a metaphor for the mermaid who controls it" and "giant octopus looks like it has been dead for years" and now "huge oarfish with goblin shark mouth" (thank you🙏) there's also a big armoured fish and a big crab. they will be improved.

currently writing (writing is. a strong word) the story. hard bc it has a stupid name and bad worldbuilding and my brain keeps skipping to the climax/sequel

anyway thank you for asking I love talking about my pathetic scrunckly fishy goobers<3 if you want to know more about the plot/characters (which have developed past their original archetypes and by developed I mean I have made 2 of them evil but in a nuanced(?) way and they are all gay now)

#my mermaid characters #that's the tag btw there's not much. on it. but hey #so yeah that's why I ask abt sea monsters

[asafeplaceforus112]

Invincible season 2 episode 2

"oh it's for school"

He shapes like mr potato head

SHE QUIT?!?!?!

I like how the granite is the problem not the slave labour of most historical structures

He better not miss it I swear to god

What are the subscriptions??? They're not matching for some reason

"omg he falcon punched him"

Good for them

Freedom for them I'm so glad

Those aren't that terrible of middle names

XDDDDD the hat joke was funny

Oh that's fun for the title card to be breaking

Her first xDDD

I'm the gay best friend so can't talk shit

Oh that's so cool

"just imagine being able to make cocktails at will and choosing to make beer like goddamn"

XDDDD "Red is Sus" lol he's just a Martian hiding

Wht the fuck is he doinf

What the fuck is happening

Me too bae the autism be like that sometimes

Awwwwwweeee cool lady

Awwweeee this is going to go terribly wrong I can just feel it

"oh her dad died, how sad :]"

You need a rest dude

Awwweee dude

Damn even he's (robot) getting fucked up

"balls" -> you have more than one ball?

Oh nooooooooo

What the fuck is happening

OH SHIT

WAS NOT EXPECTING THST

Damn how sad

I got confused and forgot that he was the Martian, and it was actually him and was like "this is not my stretchy dude ))):"

Damn

If it wasn't for the voices and deaths and stuff it'd be interesting to see a city that's darkness

Oh noooo not the punk rocker ))):

Nightwing has lost it poor ddue

Oh he's robin

It's the spot!!!! I love across the spiderverse

Awwweee his voice ))): he sounded so sad

Oooooowwwwwwwwwww

Has he always had finger gloves???

Oh shit

That was mean

Did Donald die??? I can't remember

-gasp- ohhh nooo

Oh fuck you

Uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh, he's really that upset about not being the man of the house

XDdd they thought she sound paw patrol

THEYRE ON THE EIFFAL TOWER

XXDDDD

They're in las vegas

"where's her food"

Get her home first please

DONT JUST LEAVE HER THERE

GOOD THANK GOD

Watch out Vilgax is coming

What the fuck??? He has to marry a fish????

That's fucked up

Themmm!!!!! Lizard!!! League!!!!

Ooooohhhh it's the Martian man hunter

XDDDDDDDDD the shape smith xDDD

He's so queer /pos

Why do the fish have tits

Why does she have tits

Good for her, I'm happy for her

"they're not misogynists" ugh trial by combat seems dumb tho

Oh noooo dummy

XD is she selling the house

Ugghhhhh

Fuck him

Fuck him so hard

Get rid of him

Don't unleash a creature onto the sea that's such a mean thung

Oh yeah sysmic would fuck up those dudes thats smart

Damn OH NOOOOOOOOO

The hair physics for under water is cool af

This was totally done so he would realise he's not his father

HE KILLED IT ONE OUNCH???

Oh no he didn't

Ooohhhhhhhhh brooooooooooooooooo

Thats so snart

XDDDDDDD the sound effect xxDdd

Whys he vomitting???

Whys they clone Donald????

Dumb ass motheruckers

Oh he looks normal again

:OOOOO THATS SO FUCKING SAD

Oh fuck you big head

The ducks??? Why???

Awwweee girl

You need therapy

Seeing your mum like that hurts, it hurts so bad, it hurts knowing you can't do anything

It fucking hurts man

Bitch fuck off

He sounds so autistic

Oh no that Martian stuff

Oh no

Oh noiiooooo

Oohhhhh nooooooooooooooo

Where's lizard queen and her son????

"no matter what social media says"

Oh shit

Who the fuck is that????

Is that lizard prince?????

The fuck si thsi

Oh noooooooooooooo

Why is he naked?????

Oh he's not najed

Ooooooh genderverse

#invincible #season 2 #invincible season 2

[snepdragon]

10 fandoms 10 characters

tagged by @grave-cleric (sending you death beams for making me choose) get ready for the most random assortment of characters

Vash the Stampede from Trigun. starting strong with mr Love and Peace. i love a guy who has suffered more than jesus so jot that down. what more do you need me to say? hes a pacifist with a gun(three of them even)

Cole from Ninjago. now with a full 180 its the lego ninja show. cringe is dead and he has been here since 2011. idk man i just like him

Trafalgar Law from One Piece. another old fave. tragic backstory, kinda op powers, one of his oldest friends is a bear, edgy and hes a doctor(i dont think he has a medical licence)

Boris Habit from Smile for Me. 37 year old 7'4" gay trans dentist who likes flowers and has a hand puppet of himself (play the game btw)

Jester/Sarmenti from Darkest Dungeon. tormented jester who chose violence. theres not much else to say i support him in his killings

Genji Shimada from Overwatch. first of all, ive never played the game and i never will. second.. cmon hes a cyborg ninja with dragon powers how am i not supposed to like him. also his journey to self acceptance and forgiveness is peak

Greed the Avaricious from Fullmetal Alchemist. hot. next. jk jk i love his whole character arc so much i cant put it to words. im trying to write something here but i actually cant hes perfect. also sexy

Luchino Diruse from Identity V. professor studying lizards became a big lizard man himself but is actually pretty excited about it since its interesting and above regular humans. also probably tormented by an eldritch god but who isnt

Yuki Sanada from Tsuritama. my boy who has terrible social anxiety.... but thru friends learns to open up and smile. theres also fishing(and aliens). lives with his cool grandma(watch tsuritama im no longer asking)

Mister Mistoffelees from Cats the Musical. gay little cat who does magic and sparkles what do you want from me

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

Sissel(Ghost Trick), Tendou Satori(Haikyuu!!), Hobie Brown/Spiderpunk(Spiderverse), Niko(One Shot), Hypnos(Hades), Hidan(Naruto) and about 50 others but ill be here whole week

tagging uhhh @tendous-satoris @vadelmat @just-complete-trash

#characters go brrrrrr #tag game #snep rambles

[lates-kin-reblogs]

Tag List

nothing too serious just really needed a place to help keep my Shit Organized

Anime Greed - get bitches fuck money Bido - lizard on my leg Ed - shrimp is a deadly sin Kunikida - paper flowers Dazai - wilting daisy Aki - pineapple coconut Vash - stampede!!! Wolfwood - the worst priest Noe - sweet tooth Vanitas - ange de lune bleu Ozpin - wizard in a tower Roman - foxy firework Qrow - pretty bird Laios - to be a dog Chilchuck - no chill for the chuck

Live Action Castiel - clarence "hot wings" thursday Dean - narrative's favorite The Doctor - clever boy The Master - here come the drums Jack Harkness - 21st century man Ianto - those beautiful welsh vowels Geralt - wake the white wolf House - you wish you were autistic Wilson - multiple divorcee Hannibal - i only eat the rude Will - honey grahams Myers - sunglasses at night Lestat - lelio rising Mark S. - mr. scout was my father Herbert - re-animator re-animated Daniel - dan the man

Cartoons Cadence - there are 7 kinds of love Lego Joker - john jacob jingleheimer schmidt Dib - agent mothman reporting Zim - alien alone Dakota - whataya gonna do Cavendish - no more fucks to give Tobey - robits > people Wordgirl - genderneutral word nerd Adrien - cheesy chat Warden - several cats in a tophat Glam - german glamrock dad Larry - barbara manatee Angel - celibate succubus Alastor - strawberry deercake Lou - regretful prideful asshole Ox - ear runner

Games: Ingo - reeses puffs eat em up Arven - arfen N - natural order Blixer - ballroom blix Blue Square - little scarf hero Loboto - son be a dentist Sasha - #1 kitschy lamp hater Milla - flower power Harry - discotech Kim - car men are horse girls Connor - sentient toaster Hank - burger boomer Wheatley - try saying apple Stanley - 427 blaze it Narrator - unreliable heartthrob Balan - i beg your absolute pardon Zhongli - amnesiac archon Xiao - almond dreams Yakumo - snake in the grass Eiden - reluctant harem master Edmond - white chocolate knight Olivine - midlife rebellious phase Newton - get in the can "Blue" - behind blue eyes Hollow - post traumatic bug disorder Heisenberg - manta horse wolf Twogami - nice to be ya Big Daddy - somewhere beyond the sea Silverhand - rockerboy roommate V - johnny take the wheel Kerry - kiss me kerosene Jackie - a splash of love Sam - don't mess with the postman Higgs - your obedient servant Astarion - legally blonde: waterdeep Gale - boots for brunch

Fallout specifically (help) Codsworth - hello metal husband Preston - another settlement needs your help Nick - be my valentine Hancock - for the people MacCready - toy soldier Deacon - like to slap his bald head Danse - just danse 2015

Other Elias - mr. behind the slaughter Jon - behelden ring "Michael" Distortion - technicolor dreamboat Rod - gay republican puppet Nicky - nicholas picholas Wally - hello autism Benrey - loveletterforyou Gordon - gordo feetman Bright - dr brightside Techno - my kingdom for a love Philza - minecraft anime husband Cronus - purple fish sticks Galekh - citation pines Peter - the man in glass Juno - junebug Blitz - bossuva hell Stolas - flamingo croquet headass

[soupbabe]

Hi! I’d like to request a jojo matchup if that’s ok!

I’m a gay trans man (adult), very autistic so most of my hobbies are just consuming information/thinking about about my special interests (Hitchcock movies and history), and collecting bones/fossils/other (decontaminated ofc) dead things, I also LOVE LOVE LOVE little creatures like bugs, lizards and fish, so my partner hating/being scared of those animals would probably be a dealbreaker. I also like art and graphic design but I’m not good at those ;-; Also super duper introverted, I have the world's shortest social battery. 

(as a side note, please do not be afraid to match me up with villains or minor/unpopular characters. I love ALL the JJBA men, even the ones with very little screen time or the ones the fandom deems ”””””ugly”””””)

I match you with,,,

Secco and Cioccolata ♡

Okay so like hear me out: I just think y'all would be a wonderful trio, especially with your unique interests. Thinking about easy days where you watch Hitchcock movies with them. Especially Cioccolata, he has a love for the arts and would love to hear you talk about your interests ! He loves seeing how passionate you are about them.

As for Secco I cannot see a better use for Oasis then digging underground for lil creatures and bugs 🤷 would absolutely chase you down to show them off to you!! And omg they both admire your bone collection!! They would absolutely give you bones as presents, cleaned up and everything! Just be aware they may not be from an animal <3

#match ups #jojo's bizarre adventure #cioccolata jjba #jjba secco

[thoughts-and-more-sadness]

welp im a mom now

I wish i had documented my pregnancy because oh boy. Would I have so much shit to talk. I'm the loneliest fuck in the world. Before and after baby. Everyone kept telling me my friends would leave me after baby and its like bitch what friends. My baby daddy went to his exs house to fix her car 8 months ago. I was like 3 months pregnant. They didnt do anything its just the fact hes a hypocrite and didnt tell me and basically lied by not telling me for 8 months. Thennnnn. He updated his tinder account to his current job. The job he got after we started dating. Thennnn. He got this girls number, a customer, was texting her non stop. Ignored me when i asked who the number was. So i got hella suspicious because he always has a answer. But he ignored me no matter how many times i asked turns out her name is bitchney. She claims nothing happened, and she is gay. When i saw her sending him kiss emojis at 2am. And asking if he was single. He never fucking told me he was talking to a chick. Let alone go to her house when our baby was 3 weeks old. Fucking asshole. I knew he was picking up a lizard from a customer on clinton keith. I wanted him to text me he was safe and when he arrived and everything and he didnt i got so worried he got hurt. When he got home he said 3 girls were there and i was clearly upset because i could never be alone in a apartment with 3 guys so why can he do this. He joked to my face that he fucked all 3 girls. I asked him if he loves this girl. He couldnt answer me. Then when i asked him to get rid of the geckos he got from her. He wouldnt. When i asked him to get rid of the fish he got from her. He wouldnt. Guess what fish got flushed. He dont give a crap that i have to stare at them while breastfeeding his daughter. Thennnnn. What started all this digging and suspicions. Was he went to his sister and seriously asked her. How shed react if he cheated on me and got another girl pregnant. She reacted pissed and said shed cut him out of her life. He was baffled and quiet the whole way home. She was pissed because he was serious. He tried to pretend it was a joke. But it wasnt. He says nothing happened at bitchneys house and he only stood in the doorway but according to my math he wouldve been there an hour. But then he says he stayed late at work and there was traffic. When i confronted him about cheating it was a 6 hour convo and it took him 2 hours of thinking to finally answer me about bitchney. It was like he was trying to think of a lie. He even said that she came on to him, then later said there was nothing happening. He said that he never went to her house and there was no hanging out, when i demanded to see her texts i learned that he went to her house that night she turned 3 weeks. I keep catching him in these lies and he comes up with excuses or says i was a cheater first. BUT I WAS FUCKING PREGNANT. WE WERE STARTING A FAMILY. WHAT THE FUCK. He doesnt fucking love me and it sucks. He shows that to me constantly. I once told him to stop calling me stupid and abusing me verbally and physically because i carried his child. And he tells me to my face that anyone couldve done that for him and its not a big deal. Im so done. I told his entire family about the abuse verbally and physically. About the cheating. They want to kick him out if he doesnt improve and have me stay but i dont want to be here anymore. But now i have Ava i cant just run away.

[ghitathepanda]

The implied Sans and Alphys friendship in Undertale (and something that can be asked about in Deltarune chapter 1) as well as Kris and Noelle's past friendship in Deltarune itself had further awoken my obsession towards the platonic relationship. You can keep your lesbian lizards, deers and fishes but damnit I find myself just way into something else.

Maybe I just love friends who are close with each other and intimate but NOT be romantic about it due to my own personal things with friendships? I mean sometimes you're so close it blurs the line between friendship and romances and while Sans and Alphys probably ain't reaching that, I can imagine Kris and Noelle being that while Noelle herself can still be so gay towards Susie. Idk what the definition of soulmate is just in case someone says that's just what I am describing.

IDK I'm just rambling at this point

#undertale #deltarune #sans the skeleton #sans #alphys #kris #kris dreemurr #noelle #noelle holiday #random stuff

[finiffy]

Talking about old post, I see...

Well, let me share some of my old favorites too since I was reading this tumbler account since like spring-summer of 2020. Ahem-ahem...

Comparing Kano to Clef

Goose Bright

"Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fanfiction" - Bright (it's still in my quote book)

Bright getting his hand stuck in a vending machine

"Glass has a piss kink" (when I first time read that post I DIDN'T know what "piss kink" was...), "Crow licked his balls"

"Clef is not a sexyman"

THE ANIMATIC OF 4231 (I remember you were the reason I read SCP-4231 for the first time. Also, back at the time my level of English was like "London is the capital of Great Britain 👍" so I would use google translate to understand what was going on)

A comic where Kondraki died and Clef was talking about how he liked him

Egg emoji

Bright and Kondraki bullying Clef for being short and wearing glasses

Clef and Kondraki meet Gordon and Benrey

Clef in a hat "Woman fear me, fish want me"

"Kondraki keeps his hair long so 408 can sit in it"

DR GLASS IN A BOX WHAT WILL HE DO

Scp doctors as objects. Like, Iceberg but his head is literally ice

Scp x Welcome to night vale au

ANIMAL CROSSING CLEF ANF KONDRAKI

The Valentine's day doctors art

Catboy Mikell

Anons sharing cool sea creatures pics

I don't remember who said that but carrots in spaghetti???? Why????

THE FUCKING CARGI SOCKS

Clef holding someone's cut off arm

Mikell called Kondraki "dad"

Mikell coming out to Kondraki as gay

That's all I could think of right now

- Tony

AGHHH

Each one of these lines feels like I am being punched in the guts at the idea that people remember the shit I did here for some reason?? Also old memories has now resurfaced

#fin answers #tony anon #long post

[dancinglifeboat]

two coffees and a tea is an adorable name for a story :O what's it about, which of ur ocs are in that one

Two Coffees and a Tea is a universe centered around a trio of college students falling in love. The main characters are:

Ayana Hall!

She/They

She's studying some sort of plant science (but can't keep any of her own alive to save her life), and works at the school library! She and Annabelle meet there when Annabelle goes there looking for a book she saw Maryam reading. She likes chess, makeup art (she's very good at it), and her pets- Biscuit and Reginald the spoiled fish, Leonard the cuddly lizard. At the start of the story, her and Maryam are already in a serious romantic relationship- although I haven't figured out if they're married or not yet. She's very smart, energetic, cheeeful, and empathetic. If a bit ditzy and forgetful.

Maryam Salik

She/Her

She's taking online classes to be an architect, and is a receptionist in the meantime. She spends her early mornings at a nearby cafe- taking advantage of the fast wifi and yummy tea (she's the "tea" of the title). She lives on the same apartment floor as Ayana, which is how they met- and she meets Annabelle because Annabelle comes in for coffee before her morning class- and is understandably smitten by the cute girl who's always there. She has a service dog named Whiskey, and regularly rides a motorcycle. She's super cool. She's a math whiz like Mariam, although in different areas. She sucks at chess, but she's very good at quickly memorizing and understanding information.

Annabelle Moore

She/Her

Annabelle is our resident disaster gay. Between starting most days by sharing a cafe with a very pretty girl who is always kind to the servers there- and then accidentally befriending a gorgeous librarian who's determined to set her up with said possible-crush, Annabelle is usually in a state of at least slight gay panic. She has a rescue cat named 'Mallo (short for Marshmallow) who looks very grumpy at all times but also demands kisses whenever Annabelle gets home from class, as well as a lemon tree names Charlie that she's had since she was 12. She's in school for coding, and does independent jobs on the side- but her mom's were both lawyers and pay most of her bills. She's in a college dorm with a roommate who never seems to be home- and she often takes advantage of that to invite her little brother down for the weekends.

The main gimmick of this universe is that both Maryam and Anaya end up catching feelings for Annabelle- but don't realize they're falling for the same girl because they know her by different names. Anaya asked Annabelle if she went by "Belle" when they first met her, and Annabelle got flustered and said yes. While Maryam had been hearing her respond to her coffee order of "Anna" for weeks before they first became friends. It's a fun time full of misunderstandings, flirting, and healing from tramau through the power of love. They're great<333

#i went on a rant here sorry kshdhdhsg #they're new #and I like them a lot #Queenie's Oc's

[izzys-corp]

- September- 15th,19--. -

It's late. The suns down, the moon's light glints down on the forest, the wind rustling between the leaves in the trees, just nice, peace and quiet, nothing could ruin such a nic-

???:COME ON IDIOTS! IT'S GETTING LATE! WE NEEDS GET THERE QUICK DAMMIT! I DONT HAVE ALL DAY FOR YOU FUCKERS TO WALK!

Oh, of course. A group of four boys come down the path, a red hair is more further infront of the other three, holding a cay in his right hand, shouting at the other three to hurry up. That boy, is Sean. The other three consist of a gay Blondie, smart black kid, and a emo. These guys are isaac, oswald and felix, in the same order as they where introduced. Oswald held a camera in his hands, isaac held his flashlight, leading the way for them, looking unsure if they should be doing this, or even if they should just be outside, what a fucking loser. Felix just had his hands in his pockets, not caring about what Sean shouted at them.

Sean:GODAMMIT!WALK FASTER CUNTS! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?!

Oswald:dude, like, chill? It's not like we can be late. The place is shut down.

Oswald giggled at his "joke", or whatever he was trying to say. But either way, the other three started to walk closer to Sean,as they then started to walk down the rocky path, talking all the way down to the place. This place was an older diner that had shut down a long while ago. Izzy's diner. It was a basic place, y'know, decent sized, basic but okay tasting food, nice, cold drinks, and some music playing. But, this place was pretty different, they had thought buisness was pretty slow, and decided they needed something to get more customers, something kids would love and tell their friends who would ask their parents to bring them, and that would loop, and there the idea had came through, the had decided to use animatronics. They spent awhile on making them, and a shit load of money to make them look good. There was four animatronics, a ostrich called Ozzie, a anglor fish called Fangs, a tiger called Stripes, and the main guy, Izzy, a lizard animatronic. They had these had shapes with long, opened Jaws, which could slightly move up and down. Izzy had three green points on the back of his head, a darker green than he was. He was also the shortest, Fangs could also swim in water, by the workers pouring a mixture of chemicals in him, was it safe? Probally not. But eh, was still cool. Though Stripes was known to sometimes to get, "violent". And then, some incident happened where the animatronics when apeshit, Stripes injured three kids and a employee, Fangs had gotten his chemical mixture fucked up and his just kinda stopped working, but before he stopped, he bashed his head against the glass, cracking the glass and breaking the light bulb on a rod on top of his head, which was meant to be like the light on anglor fishes head. His parts slowly came off, like his lower Jaws suit part. Ozzie started biting at everyone he came close to him, but Izzy. Izzy did nothing. He just stood there, still preforming. But of course, the place shut Down. Though they left pretty much everything in the diner, god knows why. Going back to the four, they continued down the path. Isaac looked unsure.

Isaac:I don't know man....We shouldn't do this, I mean, what if we get caught?

Sean:Shut the fuck up pussy. No ones gonna be there, and no one will come aswel, god.

Sean rolled his eyes, as he continued down the path, the others followed him.

-timeskip.-

So, skipping an hour or so, the four arrived at the diner. The signs lights flickered slightly, atleast, some did. Some lights where cracked and broken. Sean walked up to the door, before grabbing the key, shoving it into the lock. Turning to look at the other three.

Sean:Well then, are you guys ready to record the most staged shit, but make it seem so real and so cool people will watch it and believe it and we can make a sick fucking profit off of it!?

He looked at them excitedly. Oswald nodded, not really caring about the actual stuff they where meant to do, he just wanted to explore around the place, Felix couldn't give a fuck, but also nodded, yet Isaac hadn't changed from before, if anything, now just scared.

Isaac:W-we shouldn't do this....we should re-think about thi-

Sean:Well no one cares about what you think you fuck head.

Felix:Wow, rude.

Sean rolled his eyes, flipping Felix off, before turning the key. A click came from the door, as Sean took out the key, and pushed the door open. Grabbing his own flashlight from his pocket, shining it inside

Sean:..perfect.

He stepped inside, the others followed, Isaac took a step back. But Felix grabbed his hand, looking at him.

Felix:Donr worry man, we'll be in here for just some minutes, then we can go open,theres nothing to worry about, we're all here for eachother..except Sean, he's an asshole.

The, the four stepped in. Looking around the place, the tables with old cloths with colourful patterns on them. The chairs pushed out, or in, on the floor, broken, or on the tables. The floor was a purple carpet with some patterns on it, now dusty 'n stuff. The old bar in the corner, the bathrooms at a side, the main check-in desk at the sentence where they entered, a prize counter at the end of a hall, the kitchen with it's door sealed shut, and finally, the main stage,along with fangs uncomfortably large fish tank stage thing, still field with musky, dirty, unclear water. The animatronics still on their stages. All four looked at eachother.

Sean:This is-

Oswald:Cool!

Felix:Stupid as fuck.

Isaac:Creepy..

Sean:..what? The fuck you mean it's scary isaac, just like oswald said, it's cool! Actually, no, it's fucking awesome!

-END OF EP1.-