#i must be in germany!

[alex-supremacy4]

ok but

*gasp* not cool!.. what the- the eiffel tower?

woah! i must be in germany! :)

#/ref #/reference #td related post #not cool! #what the- #the eiffel tower? #woah! #i must be in germany! #alex is the flesh man #flesh man alex #alex is the fleshman

[liemurienn]

seasonal depression

#gerita #implied fruk #implied gerfra #hetalia #hws france #hws germany #hws italy #mine #must i always edit my drawings 5 min after posting ??? omg

[animestan69]

also since it doesn't matter, i think extremely funny would be... sending the same person to eurovision every year, just to see what happens

#is that allowed? Must be... Katja Ebstein performed like thirty times for Germany #Esc #Eurovision #german stuff #I think we should send Jendrik with a silly self made song #Also bc it seemed like he didnt take coming last place to heart that much #I remember him laughing #Just jendrik and the hand costume every year

[diathadevil]

Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

#dia talks #princess tutu #He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery #he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens #i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town #Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---” #he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!” #Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city???? #Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in #But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in #My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally #local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido #alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels #ptutu spoiler #i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon #ptutu analysis #ptutu headcanon #ptutu post canon #Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao #(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake) #(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)

[ifindus]

wait...have you ever drawn the main trio italy japan and germany?

I have! ✨ But it's been years! So here is a new drawing:

#hetalia #aph italy #aph germany #aph japan #hws italy #hws germany #hws japan #thanks for the ask!! 🥰🥰 #whenever I draw them it during the winter tho??? #Old drawing of them was a similar motive #I must admit it's nice to draw them again #think I'm getting the hang of Italy's hair now 🤔 #I do love giving them all individual features 🥰

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Tired Bundesadler noises

#I swear a large part of our population must be armed with a post-it every time they leave the house #nonfandom #BundesTag #german stuff #Germany Shaming

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

pov you're franziska and you're 11 years old and you just started your first period and papa has NOT been helpful but your brother has conducted extensive research and is handling it surprisingly well

#i am never gonna finish this so have the wip lmao #do you have any idea how difficult it is for me a furry. to draw not only a human but a human with kinda yaoi proportions #by tracing him over eminem's lanky ass. of all people #im honestly amazed it didn't turn out a lot worse #i spent way longer on this than i thought i would #i didn't think it would even result in something i was comfortable posting lmao but here we are #also i thought abt looking up what people use in germany and/or finding the german packaging of products we have in the uk too #but with the god-awful-to-nonexist transparent png's online shops be uploading for their websites i can only assume are ran by boomers #i was like yknow what im just gonna use what im familiar with and consider high end and/or bougie #i would not be caught dead using nurofen and neither would most people i know on account of generic stuff is cheaper + works the same #but i imagine they must make their money somehow. probably from people who are well off enough to not really think abt that stuff #and being the perfectionists they are the von karma household are not gonna use the german equivalent of tesco's own version of anything #so. we've got what in my heavy period having opinion are The Only Acceptable Pads #then we've got expensive ice cream with a european-sounding name bc of course #then we've got the chocolate 11yo me was always craving but could rarely have bc ny dad was a cheapskate so. i assume it's expensive #the nurofen of course #and. i don't know much abt what paracetamol brands are considered bougie and was already soso tired #so i just. grabbed one that wasn't a generic tesco version and went with it #i was also gonna put a hot water bottle in a cute fluffy case but i forgor so just pretend it's there #fanart #shitpost #miles edgeworth #sibling brainrot #my art #my shitposts #im..... not putting this in the aa tag #not bc im embarrassed abt the art itself but bc im afraid that if the cis men catch a glimpse of it they'll clown on me and call me gross #bc cis men do not know how to be normal about periods #it's a fact of life grow up this isn't cursed it is incredibly wholesome and sweet to imagine miles reading several wikipedia articles #in order to better understand and assist his little sister through her first period. it's cute it's not gross fuck you

[sassypantsjaxon]

Speaking of boys who love their doggos...

It is a shame that Germany's dogs have never made an appearance in the anime

#Hetalia #aph Germany #...i think those two are Aster and Berlitz #every so often i remember that the kitawiki description of Germany's dogs mentions how much he loves them... #... and I'm just like.... do they know? #... do they know how loved they are?... #... does Germany realize how much they must love him back?

[badassindistress]

Were it not for the Fatigue, I would inventarise how many of you all actually live at a decent distance for costuming party purposes

#to delete later #i / know/ I've got multiple German followers #surely some are on the right side of Germany #must be some Dutch too #but alas the fatigue #and the knowledge that anything organised on tumblr has the very real chance of being dashcon #but costume parties though #btw kids don't tell strangers on the Internet where you live

[liebelesbe]

randomly remembered a game i used to play as a kid but I can't remember what it's called and can't find it online 😭

it was for pc and you played as some kind of humanoid animal? a dog maybe? i don't remember much about it but at one point in the game you had to write something in the sky in morse code with a flashlight...

I used to borrow it from our local library but we absolutely don't have it anymore bc we don't have any videogames at all anymore & we delete things we don't have anymore from our system so I can't look it up there :'(

#i through it multiple times so it must have been fun #I also played a Fix und Foxi game a lot and a Der kleine Eisbär one <3 #unfortunately the one I'm looking for wasn't from a known brand like those ones so I don't remember the naaameeee 😭 #doddie redet #might be a game that's not known outside of germany but I have literally no way of knowing that. maybe a very very unknown game in general #but I hope not! might ask my mom tomorrow tho if I remember she might know it

[youlooklikeasixtiesqueen]

it boggles my mind that there are people who haven't spend the last six months worried about the fast rising increase in antisemitism

#i literally cannot sleep some nights because of it! #(like right now) #and i know that isn't healthy but i can't stop! #because i don't understand how people can just not care about jews being attacked and murdered! #especially people who call themselves leftists or feminists! #and i'm not even jewish! and germany isn't even the worst rn when it comes to jew hatred! #like i look at america and the uk and go 'jesus fucking christ what is happening'!! #anyway i must try to sleep #and hope to one day wake up in a better world #antisemitism tw

[vogelmeister]

Do you know someone from the neverlands... like have you ever visited ? what's the origin of your obsession... if you have one and you just came fully formed with a love for a country so far away. I need to know. Please

*sits down like its a television interview*

*taps mic* hem hem

hi thank you for having me and im happy you asked. the truth is when you asked this question I actually received millions of small images in my head that struggled to form a full picture but i will explain this to the best of my ability. to put it shortly- yes i know dutch people and yes i have been to the netherlands, i lived there for six months. no i am not dutch.

i cannot remember really when my obsession started but i can say my dutchification started in September 2020 when someone ( @mikolasjosef ) showed me wie is de mol. It spiralled from there, due to reasons that I cannot explain, because next minute I was stalking their Spotify for Dutch music, buying a stupid dutch coin that I pretty much wear around my neck constantly and giggle when someone asks about, and buying 30 pack stroopwafels from costco. Maybe it’s because Jan Versteegh was lekker, but have accepted it and I am just here for the ride.

How else is someone meant to go from hardly thinking about a country to living in it to writing a play where a whole character is representative of your love for this country. There’s an origin story for sure, but I don’t quite know if there’s enough words in English to describe it.

*giggles and flips hair*

#thanks for asking #i just simply woke up like this dear new follower #but it is not the first time I have become unhinged about a country… germany is real. its terrifying #Germany was different bc i went and fell in love first #this is unexplainable #like I didn’t go to the netherlands first so it must have been a fair effort from my friend-

[cowboy-robooty]

Wait do you have itager fic recs pls :( I'm too picky with fanfiction I can't find anything to satisfy me....

im sorry anon... but im ngl i Dont Like Hetalia Fanfiction. ITS ALWAYS--- ALWAYS AAAAAUAHAHJAJkzjwkkzkejs **dies** i love my fellow content creators okay i feel really bad not being able to give any recs but i genuinely have none... ill be real, my tastes are on the pickier side. but for some reason specifically with hetalia ao3 i cant find anything i like. theres stuff that im like eh it was okay for filling in time, but i wouldnt actually recommend that to anybody. AND I LOVE TO READ FANFICTION LIKE I READ IT EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH ME OKAY BUT IDK THEY JUST CANT HIT. im sorry... im sorry................................ i wouldnt even rec my own fanfic i wrote because the smut is mid as hell and its a smut fic (at least in the second half) im sorry i got shy. but yeah... gommene.. everyday i pray for good itager fanfiction please please please please please. you get a 2 min doodle i made once thats a worse version of a traditional doodle i posted before bc its all i have on mein phone rn 💔

#ask #draws #hetalia #aph germany #if u like my version of itager maybe youll like the first half of my fanfic tho cuz everything i write in it is my truth #u can find it from ao3 user COWBOY_ROBOOTY #if u read it u must comment tho pls thats all i beg and plead for. Comments. Pls.

[hella1975]

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#be deadly fucking serious rn PLEASE whatttt. that post that's like 'parents will say something that shapes you as a person #but for them it was just another tuesday' like WHAT JUST HAPPENED #basically if you've been following me since i went to uni then you know first year was an... interesting time for me and my mum #we rowed all the time and it's the most unsettled our relationship has ever been and i do truly believe it was just some unfortunate #external factors like me leaving home would rock the boat enough it was always gonna rejig our dynamic #but on top of that i was her LAST child to fly the nest which she hated AND my sister was in germany being insanely dependent on my mum #so i got sidelined a lot which was shitty at the time but i get it now like im still a bit bitter bc being the eldest everything my sister #does is an exciting first and our age gap means typically our academic big moments tend to cross over #so my a-levels happened during her first year of uni so for me a-levels were the biggest thing ever but ofc her thing was bigger #but when she did HER a-levels it was the biggest thing ever and i was /just/ doing gcses etc and germany was the same #like it was JUST my first year of uni bc meanwhile my sister was living alone in a foreign country. so that sucks and my mum was #defo focused on my sister and i wasn't in a position to be like 'hey i know it doesn't seem like it now you've got one kid through it #but going to university and settling in for the first year is still an insanely stressful and lonely time so please pay attention to me' #and all in all me and my mum just STRUGGLED we fought A LOT and not petty rows either they were really emotionally heavy all the time #and basically what's caused this post is that she said about america 'it'll be the longest ive been away from you' #and i know what she meant like a month out of england is the biggest thing ive ever done and im not even in EUROPE so this is huge #but i kinda said like 'im pretty sure i went a month in first year a couple times without visiting?' AND I MEANT IT CASUAL #BC I AM PRETTY SURE IT'S TRUE LIKE I WASNT EAGER TO GO HOME I WENT SOME WEEKS NOT EVEN RINGING #which REALLY shows how strained it must have been at the time. and she responds with confusion so i pointed out that first year #wasn't a great time for us and again still being casual bc it's such a fundamental truth for me that first year was Bad for me and mum #and she just blinks at me like 'what are you talking about' what. WHAT. like i knew she wasn't paying much attention to me then #but it made me MISERABLE for an entire YEAR like boom can testify bc they had to deal with my bs over the phone the entire time #and my mum just. didn't even notice that we weren't doing well. what. what the fuck even..... baffled by this actually #like i am REELING from this i feel like she just tipped the fundamentals of my world with that #hella goes home

[binch-i-might-be]

they should execute every retail worker and replace them with robots. starting with me right now amen

#i am having the WORST time. lol #every store in germany must be closed because all those FUCKING BITCHES ARE HERE #DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. LEAVE THIS GROCERY STORE #i had to wait two hours to PISS #because we're understaffed and at any given moment there were eight people waiting at every register #my kidneys are DYING I HATE IT HERE

[acrazybayernfan]

I hate to admit it but Ilkay leaving the pitch has really affected the way we're playing.

#I feel so bad for gross #starting in such a game must really hard #ilkay gundogan #germany nt