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rays-of-fire-and-ice · 1 year

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I posted 2,272 times in 2022

That's 568 more posts than 2021!

151 posts created (7%)

2,121 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@im-still-bleach

@bleachbleachbleach

@dont-look-up

@hitsugaya-toushirou

@canariie

I tagged 2,256 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#bleach - 313 posts

#hitsuhina - 230 posts

#toshiro hitsugaya - 227 posts

#ichigo kurosaki - 178 posts

#queue - 126 posts

#momo hinamori - 112 posts

#byakuya kuchiki - 103 posts

#rukia kuchiki - 96 posts

#asks - 95 posts

#shinji hirako - 93 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#i think there was also a post here a long time ago where someone estimated how long (in hours) momo would've had to be interviewed

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Happy anniversary! After seeing your latest post, I'd like to request another gif dancing post!! Maybe with Grimmjow, Neliel, Orihime, Chad, Yamamoto, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Shunsui, and Jushiro? 🙏

Thanks anon, this one just as fun to do as the last! Although for a few of these it was harder to find gifs that matched how I see them dancing XD Hope you enjoy it!

Grimmjow

Nel

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For my request, could I ask for gifs for how Hitsugaya, Hinamori, Hirako, Mayuri, Renji, and Hisgai dance? Or maybe how each other react to seeing the other dance?

Oh my gosh anon, thank you for sending this one in! I hope you don't mind but I decided to add a few more characters to the ones mentioned above!

Hitsugaya

Hinamori

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78 notes - Posted May 7, 2022

Looking Back: Analysis and Thoughts on Hitsugaya and Hinamori's Recovery

This was all originally going to be part of my headcanon post about how Hitsugaya and Hinamori reconciled after Aizen's defeat(which I will hopefully be posting sometime this weekend), but it became so long and unwieldy that in the end I decided this needed to be a separate post. Here I'll be analysing and giving my thoughts on:

If Hitsugaya and Hinamori reconciled in canon

Why Aizen hated Hitsugaya and Hinamori (looking at what he did to them, who he is, and why I think he treated them the way he did)

Hinamori's injuries and why it took her so long to recover

Hinamori's view of Aizen and how it's changed

Daiguren Hyourinmaru's Completed Form (the result of his training after Aizen's defeat) and how it relates to Hitsugaya's goal of protecting Hinamori

Why am I doing all this analysis in the first place? Well, aside from being for a bit of fun, these were the topics that just came up while I was thinking about how Hitsugaya and Hinamori reconciled. I feel like these all feed into how and when they would reconcile and where their character arcs go from after everything that happened in the Fake Karakura Town arc.

Also, I would like to thank@troius, who's insights have not only made me rethink my view on several characters but also was an inspiration for some of the analysis in this post. I will be mentioning this blog a few times in this post and including insights they have made, but please check out their content if you haven't already; their rereading of BLEACH is so enjoyable to have on the dashboard.

Final note before we get to it: I know I can absolutely go overboard with these kinds of posts, so if you're looking for short and sweet versions my analysis and throughts on the topics I'm covering here, skip to the end for the tl;dr versions.

So, with all of that out of the way, let's get started!

How do we know they’ve reconciled in the first place?

I’ve seen a few fans speculate that maybe Hitsugaya and Hinamori had yet to reconcile by the time the TYBW arc started, mostly based on the fact we don’t see them interacting at all in the last arc. However, the TYBW arc plot being what is was, there really weren't many opportunities for them to interact. With that said, for me there’s proof they have reconciled by then:

13 Blades: coming out in 2015, the databook has sections in the character profiles where a few other Shinigami characters make comments on each other’s profiles. On Hitsugaya’s, Hinamori says her and Hitsugaya have been close friends since they were young and even calls him by his nickname before correcting herself and calling him by his title; as far as I can tell, there’s no past tense used here, so it's not 'we used to be close' or something to that effect. On Hinamori’s, Hitsugaya acknowledges the impact Aizen’s action had on her, but says she’s much better now and asks the interviewer to tell her to refer to him as ‘Captain Hitsugaya’, indicating she still slips up with his name. For me, this means they’re interacting at least, with Hinamori feeling comfortable enough around him that she slips up and calls him by his nickname.

Maybe it's a stretch, but let’s also not forget that in chapter 659 she calls him ‘Shiro-chan’ and shows a great level of concern for him, and in return he gives her a softened look (I know there’s some debate about whether or not he really is looking at her, I must admit on my first reading I didn’t see it that way but on my second read it hit me).

Also, let's not forget she used this nickname during a traumatic moment for both of them, but for me the fact she continues to use it shows it doesn't hold any negative connotations for her.

For me these are indications that they’ve reconciled on some level. They’re interacting with each other, with Hinamori acknowledging they’re close friends and still falling back on old habits regarding how she refers to Hitsugaya. One could argue it might just be out of habit not an indication they've reconciled though, but as she still considers him a close friend, for me it indicates it's probably combination of habit and feeling okay with interacting with him.

It doesn’t indicate to what extent; they might just be good with talking about work-related matters but get uncomfortable when something about what happened in the Fake Karakura Town arises or one of them just can’t get the image of something they did against the other when they’re with them for too long. If this were the case, then it feels realistic. Recovery and reconciliation can take a really long time, and as I’ll be discussing later in the post, Hinamori’s recovery has taken and is still taking a long time, and I imagine on some level it was the same for Hitsugaya.

However, the main point here they have reconciled, and even it's only to a certain extent, it is a step forward to moving on from what they went through.

Why Aizen hated Hinamori and Hitsugaya

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The Reconciliation of Hitsugaya and Hinamori: Headcanons

Okay, it’s time. I decided to finally sit down and write all the headcanons and ideas I have around how Toshiro and Momo reconciled after Aizen’s defeat. I’ve scattered a lot of these ideas across my fanfics, with some having come up more than once in different or similar forms.

You can read this as either as platonic Hitsuhina or a shipping post, I really don’t mind either way. There’s also some brotp moments here (Momo and Shinji, Rangiku and Toshiro, and a smattering of others).

However, what started as wanting to make a simple list of headcanons quickly turned into a mega post. Firstly, it turns out I had a lot more headcanons then I thought, and I think it's becomes more of an outline of the events that I headcanon took place in between the end of Fake Karakura Town arc and the Full Bringer arc.

And second, while this post is specifically for headcanons and my ideas based on my interpretation of the source material (mainly the manga), I’ve also done some analysis over in this post (I couldn’t help myself!). The analysis was originally going to be part of this post before it got too long. You don't have to go read that post to know what's going on with the headcanons, but if you're interested and have some time, I would appreciate it if you could check it out!

With that said, let’s get to it!

CONTEXT

Before we go into how I think Toshiro and Momo reconciled, we need to cover a few things that will help with context for some of the headcanons and ideas. These will be short and sweet versions of the analysis I've done in the post I mentioned above, so for the full version you can go look at them over there. However, feel free to skip over this section if you feel like you don't need it:

When did Aizen switch places with Momo?: I’ve talked more about this over in this other post, but in short, I came to the conclusion that Aizen switched places with Momo when Soi Fon went to attack him a second time to activate her shikai ability. However, there’s also the possibility he actually switched places after Soi Fon made her second attack, and while she was shocked and confused by her shikai not working, Aizen put Momo in his illusion’s place on the ice for her to create a shadow and get injured by Kyoraku. This bring me to…

Momo’s injuries and recovery time: during the Fake Karakura Town arc, Momo sustained injuries from Ayon, [potentially] Soi Fon, Kyoraku, and Toshiro. According to Death Save the Strawberry, it took her 4 months after Aizen's defeat to recover in the Fourth Division. Her recovery is the longest amongst the BLEACH cast, with most of the characters who were at the fight against the Espada and Aizen having recovered and returned to their daily lives ten days after Aizen's defeat; at that time Momo was still in the Twelfth Division receiving treatment to repair her internal organs.

Despite what some summaries of Death Save the Strawberry say, I suspect what kept her in Fourth Division was not her physical injuries but the mental trauma she went through during Soul Society and the Fake Karakura Town arcs. I also imagine, certain facets of her personality would make her be hard on herself, like the part of her that's a hard worker and is generally organised and responsible. I can see her feeling pressured to recover, and she wonders why she just can't shake off the melancholy consuming her. There is no captain now, she is the only leadership Fifth Division has, but if she's like this, how can she lead her division to prosper again? Who will be their captain now that Aizen is not only gone but not who she thought he was? Is everyone moving on without her? Why cant she catch up to them?

Then exactly four months after Aizen's defeat, in comes Shinji who tells her what she needs to hear. He essentially says ‘You’re not useless, you’re still a good lieutenant and I think you can help the division prosper again. Your friends aren’t leaving you behind, and I’m not going to either, let’s work together.’ The future is suddenly a bit clearer, enough for her to want to return to her duties and forge a way forward to move on with everyone only a few days after speaking with Shinji. he gives her a goal, guidance if you will, and this sets her on the path to recovery. However, let's not forget that in 13 Blades she not only credit Shinji for her recovery, but also Rangiku, who I imagine had visited her often and helped her return to her lieutenant duties.

Why am I doing all of this?: mainly because over the years I’ve been reading/watching BLEACH, this is the one thing that I have never been able to shake off. I have always wanted to know how these two made up after everything they went through.

On one hand, Kubo not showing us allows fans to imagine whatever they like, creating their own scenarios and headcanons about how it happened (or in some cases, if it even happened at all). On the other, it almost feels like something is missing. Of course, BLEACH is not Momo or Toshiro’s story, they’re side characters who ‘compete’ with other characters for panel/screen time in most chapters/episodes; but as someone who loves both of these characters, seeing these two reconcile and move forward from what happened feels like a vital part of their character development. It’s such a shame we didn’t get to see it in canon.

Also, it’s just fun to write this sort of stuff, it’s what being in fandom is all about, right? :D Now, finally, on to the headcanons!

Side note: if you're someone who likes to listen to music while reading, I would recommend listen to this fantastic playlist of BLEACH songs that I listened to while writing this whole post. Otherwise, find something that's either calming, sad, or both to listen to.

HEADCANONS

PRE AIZEN'S DEFEAT (AKA, THE PAIN, THE PAIN! AKA, PRE FAKE KARAKURA TOWN ARC, THEN CHAPTERS 334-422)

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95 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ok I've got one. Can I request gif reactions to 10 of the male characters reacting to the Women's Shinigami Association approaching them to do a calendar photo shoot?

Okay but seriously these gif reaction asks are so much fun, keep sending them in everyone!

Shinji

Hisagi

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107 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #personal #yeah some of these aren't surprising XD

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poeticmoonspirit · 1 year

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I posted 571 times in 2022

That's 230 more posts than 2021!

89 posts created (16%)

482 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@juldooz-atla

@cobraonthecob

@the-badger-mole

@zutarawasrobbed

I tagged 112 of my posts in 2022

#zutara - 41 posts

#zutara month 2022 - 17 posts

#zuko - 12 posts

#anon asks - 12 posts

#katara - 12 posts

#pro zutara - 8 posts

#zutara week 2022 - 8 posts

#fanfiction - 8 posts

#jet - 8 posts

#jetara - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 86 characters

#when i continue writing my jetara fic im gonna picture jet like this during flashbacks

My Top Posts in 2022:

Why does everyone say "I wish zutara was canon" lmao have you seen the creators and their writing?? We've got everything we need in fanfics and art—hell, even AMVs! Canon is overrated!

Zutara exists in every way that matters.

96 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

LMFAOOOOO why are they so mad?!?!

Imagine going on AO3 and looking for a fic for a ship that you don't even like at 6 in the morning. Talk about dedication! I love my fans <3

Anyways! I'm going to continue minding my business and writing my stories✍🏾

103 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

I've talked about this on twitter, but the way canon shippers defend their ships with their whole chest is hilarious. You're that defensive because zutara is mentioned? Why? You HAVE canon, you have EVERYTHING, yet you still care about what we ship? It's giving insecurity to be honest. It's been fifteen years and you'd think they'd get it through their heads that zutara fans don't give a flying FUCK about what's canon.

Why would we when our fan content is better than anything Bryke would put out? LMAOOO

109 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

These Things I've Done

"Katara, you're not a monster. You'll never be a monster."

She shook her head angrily, unable to contain herself any longer. "No, I don't think you understand, Aang. I decided to end that man's life today. I did that. Not Zuko, not Sokka, me. And if you can't handle that then you can just kindly fuck off!"

Aang sputtered, "You don't mean that—"

She let out a bitter chuckle, "Oh, I think I do," She stepped closer to the airbender so that they were face to face, toe to toe, "And I won't repeat it."

He was breathing harder now, his eyes wide, unable to believe what she was saying. She was perfect. Katara was always perfect. So innocent and kind. So why was he seeing her so differently now? Why was she acting this way?

"Katara, I think Zuko has corrupted you somehow. This isn't like you—"

She clenched her jaw, pressing her finger into his chest, "Oh, no no no—we are not doing this again. You and I? We are not the same. We've never been the same! You can't tell me how to live my life just because you don't agree with it! I ended that man's life because he killed my mother! I was owed that! And I'll be damned if I let anyone else tell me otherwise!"

"And if you think for a second that I am gonna let you slander my best friend then you've got another thing coming! Zuko was there for me, he's always been there for me! So why won't you? Why can't you support me on the one thing that would give me closure?"

"Katara, the monks always say to—"

"I don't care what the monks said, Aang! I am not a monk! I am Katara from the Southern Water Tribe. I am not you! Why don't you understand that?"

"Katara–"

"I'm sorry, Aang," She gulped, swallowing the lump in her throat, "But if you're going to shame me for killing my mother's murderer then I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Part II Part III Part IIII Part V Part VI

182 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

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"zk is mostly katara-centric" first off, so what? And secondly, we love them both equally. Katara gets more hate than any of the other characters. As a brown girl, she can't get too emotional. She can't bloodbend because then she'll be "evil", and she can't be nuanced or too complex.

Outside of zks and the occasional Katara stan, who else is gonna ride and die for her character?? Casual fans who don't even remember what happened in the show?? Antis?? Just shut up already, you sound like a broken record.

186 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

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coldwind-shiningstars · 2 years

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I posted 2,242 times in 2021

386 posts created (17%)

1856 posts reblogged (83%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 4.8 posts.

I added 1,500 tags in 2021

#song ends with chenqing - 297 posts

#described - 241 posts

#body in abyss heart in paradise - 233 posts

#undescribed - 230 posts

#replies - 114 posts

#magia record - 95 posts

#symptoms disorder - 80 posts

#xie lian - 75 posts

#art - 71 posts

#im real and i beat myself up behind the blockbusters - 64 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#im like as nice and kind and unassuming as i can possibly be and the people i pay to help me still frequently do not want to help me

My Top Posts in 2021

alina gray is so funny. what a perfect villain. she's SO dramatic. she's like, I'm going to make Great Art!!! I shall destroy the world to do so and all will quiver at the beauty in the chaos! Behold, I am the Fur God! but first I gotta paint Mifuyu in her underwear.

and everyone else is like... okay? you. you do that. when she tries to actually destroy the world Nemu kicks her ass and then alina just goes feral for a while lurking in the wilds of kamihama as an amnesiac. she saves Mifuyu's life ONLY because she thinks she's hot. she draws with charcoal made from people's dead bodies. HOW does it get better than this

105 notes • Posted 2021-01-05 12:49:40 GMT

Another thing! re: freebritney

Another thing people are focusing on is that she's not allowed to give input on her meds and similarly and separately, she wants to have another child and is not allowed to get her IUD out, which... reproductive rights are another big disability rights thing. There's a lot of eugenics as part of it and also people thinking disabled people just Are Bad Parents.

This is also not a thing that is just limited to one person! I'd advise researching both Ashley X and Buck vs Bell

Ashley is a disabled woman who, when she was prepubescent, her parents had her uterus and breast buds surgically removed and she was treated with high-dose estrogen to keep her from growing taller. Aside from all the fucked up implications of forcibly preventing someone from physically maturing, they claim it will make it easier to care for her. Here is an article about it. tw for ableism and discussion of puberty and reproduction

And Buck vs Bell is the 1927 case of forcible sterilization of a woman in an institution. It's the source of the famous quote "three generations of imbeciles is enough" (which, incidentally, is why that is not a good word to use -- it's a word associated heavily with ableist and medical violence) and Carrie Buck's sterilization was deemed both legal and "a victory for the eugenics movement." More information is here. Again tw for ableism, especially against intellectually disabled people, and eugenics

115 notes • Posted 2021-06-25 05:03:55 GMT

nangong jingnu: i am divorcing and banishing you. if you come back to the palace you will be arrested

qi yan showing up at the palace Immediately: can we stay married please please please i promise I won't kill your dad again please

123 notes • Posted 2021-04-17 22:54:25 GMT

there's a pretty subtle thing about Zhou Zishu's costuming choices that seems really Disability to me and it's the... Noticable simplicity and bagginess of most of his outfits (window of heaven outfits excluded for obvious reasons)

It's a little hard to tell because Wen Kexing dresses like a peacock, but even compared to Chengling and Background Sect Member #5 zzs very clearly a) generally has looser clothes than other characters, b) generally wears only two layers when other characters can have multiple, and c) doesn't wear round-collared robes, which have to be buttoned with a little tiny button, and doesn't have any other fiddly details.

all of those make really clear sense to me when it comes to the nails. For a), we know he has pretty significant chest/torso pain, and lifting your arms can be really hard when your chest hurts. the tighter the clothes, the more Maneuvering you have to do with your arms to get them in the arm holes, even in clothes that open from the front. For b), he just has limited stamina, both because his qi is blocked and because being in pain makes you really tired, and Getting Dressed Saps A Lot Of Energy. for c) he's losing sensation, including the sense of touch, which I imagine is rather like nerve damage, and fine motor skills can be a real challenge when you have nerve damage in your hands and struggle with feeling where they are in space and in relation to objects (your clothes). a lot of accessible clothing doesn't have buttons for exactly this reason.

it's kind of a small detail but i like it because I can see exactly the logic for him to be dressed this way

143 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 20:52:15 GMT

a small textpost meme for Valentine's Day here we go

[ID: a series of screencaps from The Untamed with tumblr posts on them. The first is Xiao Xingchen, dead, and Xue Yang, with the post "Can we kiss please please please I promise I won't poison you again please." The next is Wei Wuxian in bed with Lan Wangji sitting next to him, with the post "Starting a new organization called Autism FUCKS." The last is Jin Guangyao, saying "You're really angry all the time. If you died, that would stop." Nie Mingjue looks at him incredulously.]

208 notes • Posted 2021-02-14 22:46:45 GMT

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hashirun · 2 years

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I posted 663 times in 2021

569 posts created (86%)

94 posts reblogged (14%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 809 tags in 2021

#personal - 230 posts

#ask - 172 posts

#bicycle diaries - 54 posts

#biking - 54 posts

#books - 53 posts

#reading - 53 posts

#work from home diaries - 50 posts

#literature - 48 posts

#work from home - 48 posts

#wfh - 47 posts

Longest Tag: 68 characters

#not deleting this later because i know im super awkward in real life

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Yas legit finished 5k under 30 mins 🙌

It's been a while damnit.

38 notes • Posted 2021-10-14 10:55:43 GMT

Thank God for tumblr mutuals na mulat, may pakialam, may ipinaglalaban, at may paninindigan. Ika nga ng tagline ng college org ko tuwing Campus Debate, "Makinig, tumugon, makialam."

I know how hard and exhausting it is to take a stand. Sobrang circus na ng pulitika dito sa bansa at sa sobrang daming information at misinformation na umiikot, it doesn't help na parang allergic pa sa facts yung mga ka-debate mo. Or ina-acknowledge yung facts pero di nauunawaan yung bigat na kaakibat dito. Kaya sobrang I feel moved whenever I see people here taking the time and effort to educate people about political issues. Sobrang proud ako sa inyo sana pwede ko kayo yakapin isa-isa nang mahigpit!

40 notes • Posted 2021-10-06 04:40:27 GMT

Let's normalize giving books as a love language.

55 notes • Posted 2021-06-14 03:07:13 GMT

Kaye's Book Recommendations

Whenever people find out that I like reading I inevitably get asked for book recommendations, so for easy reference I decided to make a list divided into genres / categories. The original list is saved in my phone's Notes app, but it occurred to me that I'd also like to share it here.

I tweaked the list to exclude some of the more tedious titles (maybe I'll share them next time), since ultimately my goal when recommending a book is for the other person to develop a love for reading.

A lot of these books already have movie adaptations, but if you haven't watched the movies yet then please consider reading the books first :>

For the Budding Reader

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon

For the Casual Athlete

What I Talk About When I Talk About Running by Haruki Murakami

For the Art Connoiseur

Girl With A Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier

The Birth of Venus by Sarah Dunant

Thriller

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

I Am Thinking of Ending Things by Iain Reid

Legal Thriller

The Rainmaker is a good place to start, or yeah, anything by John Grisham - guy pretty much owns the legal thriller genre

Romance

The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger ("I love. I have loved. I will love.")

Love Story by Erich Segal ("Love means never having to say you're sorry.")

Sci Fi for Beginners

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

Super-powered Characters

Vicious by VE Schwab

Dystopian

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins

The Giver by Lois Lowry

Children's Book

The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane by Kate DiCamillo

Matilda by Roald Dahl

Children's Fantasy / Adventure

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Daniel Handler

Fantasy for Beginners

Harry Potter by JK Rowling

Eragon / The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini

The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

Fantasy (others)

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

The Magicians Trilogy by Lev Grossman

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

Neil Gaiman for Beginners

Ocean at the End of the Lane

Neverwhere

YA - you've probably already read (or watched):

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

Every Day by David Levithan

But how about:

Turtles All The Way Down by John Green ?

Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

Haruki Murakami for Beginners

Norwegian Wood

Kafka on the Shore

Detective Stories

Literally anything by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie

Gothic Mystery

The Cemetery of Forgotten Books series by Carlos Ruiz Zafon, or if I have to pick just one book from the series, it would be Shadow of the Wind

For the Budding Philosopher

Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder

Obsessed with Numbers

Uncle Petros and Goldbach's Conjecture by Apostolos Doxiadis

The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano

The Housekeeper and the Professor by Yoko Ogawa

Heartwarming / Tearjerker

A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks

Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom

The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein

American Literature

To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Books by Filipino Authors

To Catch A Shooting Star by Cristina Pantoja-Hidalgo

Smaller and Smaller Circles by FH Batacan

Ben Singkol by F. Sionil Jose

Ang mga Kaibigan ni Mama Susan by Bob Ong

"Be awesome! Be a book nut!" - Dr. Seuss

"We read to know that we are not alone." - CS Lewis

"If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book." - JK Rowling

🤍🤍🤍

85 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 03:33:05 GMT

"I went away in my head, into a book. That was where I went whenever real life was too hard or too inflexible."

- Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

284 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 08:15:24 GMT

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bellamyblakru · 3 years

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thank you for the tag you lovely human you @nextstopparis your answer of wouldnt you like to know weather boy literally made me laugh out loud, thank you kfdjngdl (plus nothin wrong with (extreme) wanting to go to paris, i def wanna go one day too LOL)

Why did you choose your url? because i just caught up to the 100 when i made this account and i wanted an url that encompasses my two loves, bellamy and clarke...and what is clarke if not his kru?

Any side blogs? yes omg i have a blog for resources, a blog for fics i wanna read in the future, a small poetry blog, my beloved @merthurweek2021 and my other beloved @merwainefest

How long have you been on Tumblr? um i was on when i was 13/14 but i deleted that account to make this one in 2019.

Do you have a queue tag? man did i try, it was more stressful than anything LOL i use it sometimes for my own rbs but thats it now

Why did you start your blog? the og blogs were bc of spn and harry potter, but this one was bc of the 100 and i wanted to scream about the 100 and then closely followed by me binging merlin to scream about it

Why did you choose your header? bc the playful shove gives me life and it was the same scene as my icon!!

Why did you choose your icon? bc merthur my beloved

Whats your post with the most notes? this post LOL i still feel this way

How many followers do you have? almost 500 i think?

How many people do you follow? like 230 ish

Have you ever made a shitpost? yes. all the time.

How often do you use tumblr? too often...sigh

Did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? hmm not really. someone i shall not name tho picked a fight with me that ended poorly and they kinda harassed me after but hey, shit happens and the block button works wonders

How do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts? hate em. i purposely look at them and move pass with vigor

Do you like tag games? YES. i love being thought of and i always feel bad when i forget to do them bc im lazy

Which one of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous? oh god, so many. @camelotsheart, the dream three team of @arthurpendragonns @ughmerlin @merlinsprat, @sneakyboymerlin, @winterfrosted, @nextstopparis and a few others i cant think of rn. i still get spooked when one of them talks to me/gets a notif from them. i am 100% unworthy

Do you have a crush on a mutual? maybe, maybe not? what even is a crush? the soda brand? hfft

tagging some incredible humans❤️ @tkstrrand @thelandofmyths @its-hyperfixation @aradia-pendragon @theconfuseddreamer @evolving-dreamer and anyone else who wants to!!💖

#ashley rambles #tag game #long post

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conchstellations · 4 years

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watching the 1990 LOTF movie!! my reactions:

hello all!!!! i was bored at midnight again so here it is: me watchin the 1990 movie, for the first time, hell yeah!!!!! here we go!!! its got the other movie to live up to, so im excited for a comedy lmao!! tl;dr at end if u want!!! its kinda long btw lmao

- castle rock entertainment??? piggy u better watch out bro

- fuck is that the pilot???

- k this isnt a big thing but why are they in water? the plane left a scar in the earth, they were on land.

- okay, again, me nitpicking. but idk, to me, they dont look 12?? maybe its just cause theyre all dressed up n that but they dont look like 12 yr olds to me like the last movie

- why tf does ralph (?) have a glowstick lmaooooo

- why are they all together. where is my conch. wher are my stupid ass choir outfits. maybe im not there yet and they have them, but i want my stupid cloaks!!! jack would not stand for this!!!

- why TF is the pilot alive???

- am i supposed to know whos who by now?? did i just miss that?? which ones ralph? which ones jack?? wheres simon???

- conch??? the conchs main job is to bring them together, and here theyre already together so???

- piggy already makin me love him gosh piggy is child

- okay so im guessing brown hair kid is ralph

- piggy protecting conch rights

- i do like piggys sass... very iconic

- okay whAT??? is that blonde kid supposed to be jack?? first off, jack has red hair. second off, there is no way in hELL THAT MY basTARD child jack merridew would let ralph win the election just like that??? wheres my choir??? wheres my c sharp???

- okay jack would for sure call piggy shitbrain nvm

- mY CHOIR WOULD NOT ACCEPT THAT SINGING.

- wheres simon????

- r they fuckin cookin lizards??? nvm look away simon pls dont be in this

- is thAT BITCH supposed to be Simon?? hes got a lot to look up to. also why the FUCK is the adult alive. taht ruins the whole purpose of the entire book

- was that a dream??? sorry im dumb af lmao

- alrght simon is kind of an adorable hild and he likes lizard maybe hes valid?

- idk.. for some reason this ralph isnt like, giving me ralph vibes?? hes just not bring like ralphish u know??

- now im getting a little bit more of our beloved lil bitch ralph..

- okay wtf is going on lmao

- “SHOVE THEIR DICK IN THE CONCH” had me laughing for a solid fucking 30 minutes. william golding who??? whoever wrote that line is the new icon

- ‘EAT SHIT AND DIE” okay wtffff im so confused but also vv entertained

- for some reason jack’s character is like 100% off, but also somehow 100% on point “thats exactly what i meant” like holy shit. like idk hes not jack but just sometimes he radiates “jack if he was allowed to swear and was less of a lil bitch” energy

- ok simon and lizard?? valid

- i swear to FUCKING GOD i will kill that child!!!

- im gonna cry. wtf. why would you kill his lizard. even this movie’s jack seems like he thinks thats fucked up and hes a psychopath. also, lemme say, at this point, i think most of the book characters would beat the shit out of someone if they were mean to simon like that, bc the choir were his friends, and ralphs tribe respected him, sooooo

- why tf is it simons job to take care of the adult that shouldnt even be there? liek wtf hes grieving asshole

- no fucking duh hes scared of everyone but simon i would be too

- honestly kinda glad they let ralph say fuck he deserved it

- “back off man im sick of ur shit and sos my gang” fuckin got em

- let me guess pilot dude is the new beast???

- honestly wtf is goin on lmao

- okay piggys actor actually made me sd when he was crying about his glasses so good job

- simon comin through with the glowstick. also, good job simon

- well at least the lord of the flies looks terrifying as always

- are samneric putting on warpaint this early?? bc i WILL NOT stand for that shit. i am a samneric STAN Ok??? they were two of the tHREE left when simon died who didnt become cowards and go savage. they wree LOYAL to ralph until they were LITERALLY tied up and FORCED to join jack, and even then they helped ralph!!!! so fuck u. samneric are better than that.

- oh simon :(

- im glad they actually kind of (?) shwed simon like with the pig head bc last movei it was just ike them flipping the camera from pig to si so idkk

- ok that was a pretty ralph move to bring up the fire 24/7 lmao

- piggytits?? tf

- simon with hus fuckin glowstick lmao

- awe, simon

- okay HOLY SHIT. the sounds of what i assume to be them fucking stabbing simon are horrific. and then that cut to simon’s fucking mutiliated corpse?? holy SHIT. like as much as im complaining, thats the gruesome shit i expect from this book. i was expecting them to shy away from it bc its so awful, but im SO glad they didnt, bc that gave me fuckin chills. finally, something i can praise them on. thats the lord of the flies i expect.

- i feel bad for ralph.. good job

- ok good. samneric came back. good job again.

- ok. nvm. the disrespect to my loyal children. alright.

- okay that child screaming as hes being whipped?? wtf.

- ok that line of piggy being scared that the russians will take them nad make them go into the olympics? gold.

- piggys laugh is so pure

- why the fuCK are they finding instruments lmao

- poor piggy

- did roger just wolf whistle at ralph what the fuck is going on

- holy SHIt this movie does not hold back on the blood. but, wheres my conch explosion?? if ur gonna show him getting hit u gotta show the conch exploding. although, the conch means like nothing in this movie lmao

- okay wow piggys dead body cool cool cool

- ralph fucking YEETED that kid to the ground lmao

- okay, ralph crying?? good acting

tl;dr/conclusion/my thoughts: hooooo boy so i see why everyone likes 1960 one better.

first, lets start with the obvious: why this isnt lord of the flies. because its not. if this wasnt telling me that its lord of the flies, i would think of it as that, really. first off, the conch. the conch represents civility, it brings them together. its important. when piggy dies, it dies, representing how all civility is now gone. i maybe saw the conch three times this movie. didnt do anything.

second, the pilot, captain whatever. the point of the beast to me is that they made it up. sure, the corpse was real, but it didnt pose a threat, it was simply a corpse. they made it into what it was, therefore proving that they are the beast. sure, the pilot here was harmless, but he grbbed a boy’s foot and was therefore making himself a possible threat. maybe its not a big deal i guess.

third, the characters. the point of lord of the flies is that they are rich kids who havent gone through anything. theyre the perfect, spoiled kids who havent done anything wrong. half of them are in choir. chOIR. in this movie, lets take jack for example. they said he stole a car and got sent to military school. no. the point of jack is that he was a perfect kid. leader of choir. he was manipulitive and got even ADULTS to trust him. its part of hs character, showing that this perfect choir leader kid went fucking insane to prove how literally everyone can be evil. also samneric???? the direspect!! they were loyal to ralph until they were tied up and FORCED to join jack, and even then, after roger like beat the shit out of them, they were STILL loyal. fuck you.

so those are the MAIN reasons why it wasnt lotf.

now, what i liked i guess.

the swearing was NOT lotf, and it didnt fit with the story, but ill admit that i laughed, so i guess thats a plus.

second, i liked how they showed the gore, i guess? sounds weird, hear me out. lord of the flies is a gruesome, violent, awful book. theres descriptions of death in detail, and im so glad they showed it. when simon’s body was there, literally torn to shreds? the shock of it, the true savagery you see that these boys murdered him SO violently, is amazing, because thats the essence of lotf. simons death shows how theyve lost all their civility, and showing such a gruesome corpse really brings that through. so good job.

and now, of course, the obvious: thats not the characters i pictured when i read the story. simon doesnt look like that, ralph doesnt look like that, jack doesnt look like that.

where did the choir go, too? forgot to mention that, and i think that also adds into the whole, theyre supposed to be perfect kids and then become savage thing. also, the choir was a group. they voted for jack and went with him for a reason.

so yea, thats that. dont know why people would read this lmao but thats my thoughts!!!! i just need to keep myself busy when i watch movies and to make sure i focused, i figured id just write down my thoughts as i went. if u wanna watch for free, look up lord of the flies 1990 google drive.

;)))) and yea im posting this at 230 am lmao why not

#lord of the flies #lotf #lotf 1990

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appavevo · 5 years

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okay so listen some times you get really interested in one single thing and that’s all you think about for a long time so you develop some dumb thoughts and here are a list of mine about atla and tlok in no particular order

1. in tlok they made aang look so BORING like so COOKIE CUTTER. the only times i like how they made aang look is in the old friends poster and in the picture where he’s airbending the rolls like that’s IT like come on yall focus too much on making the hair differenet people got faces too ya know

2. TENZIN IS LIKE 16 YEARS OLDER THAN PEMA??? ISN’T THAT CRAZY??? LIKE PEMA WOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN ABOUT 20 WHEN AANG DIED. ALSO TENZIN HAD KIDS SO OLD

3. at the end of tlok bumi must be about the age (maybe a few years younger) when aang died that’s so weird bc bumi doesn’t look old i wonder how it happened with aang like maybe the last few months of his life he just physically aged like 30 years wouldn’t that be weird (and sad)

4. i mentioned this before but i’ve seen posts like “its sad to think about the fact that aang probably had to bury appa” and NO i refuse to believe that esp appa bc i thought an avatars spirit animal lives as long as the avatar? like roku’s dragon lived and died with him so that’s what happened with appa too. also momo, i’ve decided

5. kinda.............weird how learning the avatar state was like one of THE main problems in atla and aang had a hard time with it and it was considered this awesome power that we didn’t see that often and the in the legend of korra she just.......................gets it. like aang gives her her bending back and oh here’s the full power of the avatar state as well no need to learn about the chakras and meditate on life or whatever hey also have some energy bending as well why not

6. lin beifong is literally so hot

7. also in the legend of korra, bending isn’t as cool.. like in atla bending has all the beautiful forms and its like a dance or an art like that dance aang and katara did was based on their bending moves!!! and tlok isn’t like that and they try to spin it like “oh its modern now” but that’s just lazy and boring

8. also (that one video explained this better than i could) while it’s kind cool to see the new technology mixed with the bending at first, the legend of korra is so much more american than atla, like i can see how a city with all those cultures mixed together might be a bit culturally ambiguous but like....... idk they talk about democracy in a weird way and they literally got the statue of liberty type thing going on (although i love every reference to aang i can get) and idk how to describe it. the bending is like this too where it used to be based off of hung ga kung fu or tai chi chuan now it’s just ..........boxing. i’ve seen some people say it’s because its easier to animate but like idk

8.5 oh also the whole good and bad evil spirit thing goin on (i forgot their names i think the good one was raava?) was really like god and satan smelling even though they tried to paint it as yin and yang idk it just didn’t come off like that

9. speaking of animation while i am desperate for new material can they NOT MAKE ANOTHER LIVE ACTION VERSION like........make a NEW STORY or maybe just DON’T with how korra turned out just like.....focus on the goddamn comics bc those are kinda fun and chill

10. bolin is pretty funny but him and mako and even asami are kinda boring im sorry but they are(asami is more interesting than mako though)

11. also fucked up how like the culture that was the most accepting and peaceful and spiritual and kind is the one that we never fuckin see this isn’t really a complaint about the plot just like it fuckin sucks!!! i would have loved to see some gay and funny air nomads

12. also maybe this is just bc im a big dumb fan but i refuse to believe aang was a bad father like maybe he didn’t divide his time in the best way but hey no one’s perfect and kya esp made it clear she wasn’t interested in air nomad culture so like what was he supposed to do ALSO SORRY BUT HE HAD TO LITERALLY BUILD A WORLD OUT OF 100 YEARS OF WAR AND REBUILD HIS CULTURE OUT OF NEXT TO NOTHING LIKE SORRY HE DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO TAKE YOU FISHING OR WHATEVER

13. i do love kya though bc lesb

14. THAT ONE LINE IN TLOK THAT WAS LIKE “ZUKO KNEW AANG BETTER THAN ANYBODY”??????? LIKE OF COURSE THEY WERE VERY COURSE BUT KATARA IS RIGHT THERE???? HELLO???

15. bc im a big dumb stupid idiot every character i get attached too i immediately insist that they can sing bc i’ve always wanted a really good singing voice so i’ve decided that aang is just like, a great singer

16. god i just love momo

17. UHHH I’M CURRENTLY READING THE WIKI AND IT SAYS THAT KYOSHI LIVED TO BE 230??? THAT’S COOL?????

18. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, air nomad avatars are just cooler bc of their fuckin tattoos. when those tattoos glow? fuckin tight. korras just got her eyes and like.......where’s the drama and conflama

19. while the spirit world can be interesting idk how i feel about the spirits in the legend of korra, like all cutesy and weird like that, like i don’t hate it, it’s just really different from atla spirit world and idk

20. i’ve always been curious about aangs tattoos like,,,, the ones on his arms go into his armpit, but like the one on his back? does that just go all the way to his ass or what? and where do the leg ones stop do they connect with the back ones or just go to the hip bones or idk

21. i wanted a detailed map and description and history of air temple island and i want it now

22. while i know that extensive and unnecessary backstory and weigh a good story down WHO ARE AANGS PARENTS, I’M JUST CURIOUS. LIKE WERE THEY EVER TOLD HE WAS THE AVATAR?

23. i will defend aang until the day i die bc he was so young and so good and even the stuff he did selfishly he has like ample reason to can u imagine being twelve and waking up and realizing that not only are you the only person left of your race and culture and history and that everyone you knew and loved, like even people you didn’t really know but the people who you would smile too sometimes, the all died pretty violent and horrible deaths while you were just stuck in some ice bc you got hit by some storm after running away can u imagine???? ALSO LIKE the world hadn’t had an avatar for a century so he had to just like make shit up as he went along of course he could talk to his past lives but like..........idk!!!! and how do you build up

24. I ALREADY SAID THIS BUT KORRA JUST..........GETS THE POWERS. LIKE WE SAW AANG NOT ONLY LEARN THE ELEMENTS BUT ALSO DEAL WITH LEARNING ABOUT THE AVATAR STATE IN DEPTH AND HOW BEING THE AVATAR WORKS AND IT WAS SPECIAL AND INTERESTING AND WE COULD HAVE SEEN KORRA WORK TO GET HER AIRBENDING POWERS AND HER SPIRITUAL SIDE AND HER AVATAR STATE BUT THEY WERE ALL JUST FUCKIN HANDED TO HER EVEN THE E N E R G Y BENDING LIKE COME ON................................................................GIRL WHOS WRITING THIS

25. real disrespectful how much sokka is neglected in tlok!!! smh

26. this is very important to me but my favorite episode (not really including the last ones bc those are just on a dif level) but my favorite episode is 3x2 The Headband which was the footloose ep if you don’t remember..........it’s just fun............he just wants to dance AND HE WAS FUCKIN MACKIN YOU SEE THAT SHIT?????????? “DON’T WORRY ABOUT THEM IT’S JUST YOU AND ME NOW” LIKE BITCH!!!! YOU’RE TWELVE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEIN THAT SMOOTH also i LOOOOOOVE the fact that aang being a good dancer is literally canon....................

27. i literally never wanted to know how the avatar cycle started like don’t explain the magic like that just leave some mystery

#this is a mess but i have a lot of feelings and thots #atla #tlok #mine #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #i'll add to this if i think of anything #as of my first draft i have 27 points #sorry if this is literally unreadable it's late and i'm in a weird position

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galactichxpe · 5 years

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get to know me tag !

i was tagged by @bangpdgf & @hufflepuff-hobi i love you bbys thank youu 💘💞

name: wren

nickname: uhh none i think

gender: female

zodiac: cancer

height: 5’2 or 5’3 im short i know shuSh

time: 12:35 pm

favourite musicians: 5sos, bts, harry styles, madison beer, lana del rey, billie eilish, nct 127, nct u, blackpink, ateez and so on

song stuck in my head: hurts like hell by madison beer uGh it’s a great song. gives me jennifer’s body vibes i love it [jennifers body is a movie, which is also great]

last thing i googled: uuhhhhh, it’s explicit lmao

last movie i saw: hmm big hero 6

last song i listened to: currently listening to i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys

other blogs: mm i have two other blogs but i don’t use them lmao

do i get asks: well no , but people do send stuff to my ask box lmaosisoshjsjs you know just ‘people’ saying they love me and such no big deal💅🏼 [yOu knOw whO yoU aRe]

why i did i choose my username: well, the first part is galactic- a bitch loves space shit. and the second part is hxpe which is basically hope, derived from our angel, our hope, mr. jung hoseok 💝💘

following: 230 atm

amount of sleep I get: hell if i know

lucky numbers: again, hell if i know

what am I wearing: a red hoodie and black leggings. i always dress comfy for work lmao

dream job: don’t have a dream job

dream trip: los angeles 🌃

favourite foods: sweet potato🍠 cucumber 🥒 & avocado 🥑

instruments: i have three guitars ksnsksk

favourite songs: too lazy to list all the ones i like at the moment uGh just look at the playlist tag I posted lmao

relationship status: single 💅🏼

favourite colours: navy, maroon and black

three books: uuuMmmmmmmmm

three tv shows: game of thrones, the walking dead and uhhhh idk

book i’m reading now: none atm

how many blankets do i sleep in: one, who the hell can sleep with more labajksss

anything i want: good skin, good body, healthy mind and money hagUjajakoa im sorry but that’s all i want fUcK

(isoUndLikEsUchaBiTch isWear imNot)

I’ll tag-

@myglovecult @taegiscult @adoringinsanity @promisenight @teanites @malfoypotion @fantaee @slowtokyo @kleeharu @bangatanbabe @loverserendipity @okayycalum @cyphertaehyungie @darlingtaetae

🌹💯❤️🍫

#tag game #i always tag sm ppl annajsjja

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captaindboss · 6 years

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captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses

I’m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.

Montreal Canadians

Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)

Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)

Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)

Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”

“Everyone who has escaped”

“their ‘attitude problem’“

Boston Bruins

Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)

Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)

David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)

Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

[About Carlo] “He’s a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”

“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]

“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]

Bonus, cause I’m weak:

“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]

“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]

Bl*ckh*wks

Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes)

Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)

If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)

hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)

*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.

^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.

Write-ins

“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”

“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne”

“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”

New York Rangers

Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)

Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)

Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)

Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.

Write-ins

“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]

“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]

“this is a hot team too bad they suck”

Toronto Maple Leafs

Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.

Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]

William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)

Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)

Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)

*= Freddie Andersen.

Write-ins

“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]

“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]

“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]

Bonus, again, weak:

"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]

“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]

Detroit Red Wings

I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.

Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)

Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)

Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)

Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)

Write-Ins

“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD]

“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]

“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]

Bonus

“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]

“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]

Los Angeles Kings

The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)

Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)

Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)

Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]

“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]

“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]

Philadelphia Flyers

Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)

Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes

Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes

Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)

*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.

Write-ins

“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”

“andrea helfrich” [ur right]

“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”

Bonus

“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]

“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]

Pittsburgh Penguins :(

Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)

Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)

Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes

*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.

Write-ins

“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]

“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]

“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]

St. Louis Blues

Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)

Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)

Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)

Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]

“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]

“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]

Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)

Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)

Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)

Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]

Write-ins

“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]

“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]

“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]

Bonus:

“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]

“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)

Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)

Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]

“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]

“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]

Bonus

“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]

“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]

New York Islanders

Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)

Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)

Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)

Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]

“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]

“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”

Calgary Flames

Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)

Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)

Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)

Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)

*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.

Write-ins

“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]

“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]

“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]

Washington Capitals

Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)

Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)

Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)

Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)

*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.

Write-ins

“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]

“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]

“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]

Colorado Avalanche

Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)

Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)

Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)

Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)

*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.

Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.

“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]

“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]

Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:

“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”

“erik "big horny" johnson”

“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”

“What that mouth do EJ?”

New Jersey Devils

Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)

Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)

Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)

Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)

*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).

Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.

“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]

“Gucciiiiiii”

“DSL GUCCI”

“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”

“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”

“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”

“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”

Dallas Stars

DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!

Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)

Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)

Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)

Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)

*= Jamie Benn.

Write-ins

“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]

“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”

“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]

Edmonton Oilers

Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)

Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)

Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)

Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)

*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.

Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”

“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]

“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]

“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]

Drai Quotes

“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]

“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”

“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]

“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]

Winnipeg Jets

Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.

Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)

Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)

Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)

Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)

*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.

Write-ins

“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”

“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]

“I don't know who windy pegg is”

“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]

“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”

“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”

“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”

“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”

“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]

“Goatboi”

“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”

“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]

“laine looks like a goat”

“Laine’s Beard”

“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]

Arizona Coyotes

Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)

Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)

Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)

Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)

*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.

Write-ins

“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]

“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”

“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??”

Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)

Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)

Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)

Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)

*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]

Write-ins

“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]

“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]

“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]

San Jose Sharks

Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)

Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)

Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)

Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]

“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]

“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]

Ottawa Senators (lol)

Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)

The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)

Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)

Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)

Write-ins

“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]

“.... we're a team“ [i-]

“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”

Bonus:

“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]

“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)

Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)

Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)

Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....

Write-ins

“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]

“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]

“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]

Florida Panthers

Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)

Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)

Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]

“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]

“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]

Anaheim Ducks

Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)

No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)

John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....

“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]

“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]

“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]

Bonus

“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]

“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao]

Nashville Predators

Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)

PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)

Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)

Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)

*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]

Write-ins

“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”

“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]

“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]

Columbus Blue Jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)

Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)

Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)

Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]

Write-ins

“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]

“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]

“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]

Minnesota Wild

J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)

Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)

Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)

Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)

*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.

Write-ins

“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]

“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]

“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]

FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.

Vegas Golden Knights

William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)

Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)

Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]

“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]

“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]

Bonus/Honorable mentions:

The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo

Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans

#pkane tw #arizona coyotes #anaheim ducks #buffalo sabres #boston bruins #calgary flames #detroit red wings #philadelphia flyers #dallas stars #toronto maple leafs #pittsburgh penguins #new york rangers #new york islanders #carolina hurricanes #washington capitals #colorado avalanche #edmonton oilers #winnipeg jets

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NotailsAndMore Tweet Compilation 4

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I’ll refer to this as Act 4. The “=)” face is around for a bit, but it’s mostly dominated by face “IwI”... So I suppose you could consider this an intermission as well. OwO

This happened a full 6 days after the last act... So that’s an even bigger pause than the last. I don’t remember if this pattern continues right now, but I’ll probably comment on it in my next compilation of the next act when I get to it. OwO

You can tell when this starts from the last arc because it opens with all caps, if you’re following from the Twitter itself. OwO

193 |

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOTAIL FACTS. STOP IT.

194 |

GET OUT OF MY NOTAIL FACT THIS IS WHERE I BELONG =IwI)

195 |

WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? I AM NOTAIL FACTS. =)

196 |

GET OUT. FUCKING GET OUT. AND THAT'S A FACT.

197 |

NOTAIL FACT DID YOU KNOW? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE PLEASE LEAVE. =I)wI

198 |

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE? DID YOU KNOW? I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THIS TIME. =)

199 |

Did you know? Cutting your hand is a really bad idea. =)

200 |

NOTAIL PARASITE. IT'S A PARASITE. Did you know? STOP IT. GET OUT OF ME. YOUR A NOTAIL PARASITE AREN'T YOU?

201 |

Don't do it.

202 |

IT WON'T LET ME PULL IT OUT.

203 |

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. I WOULD LEAVE IF YOU DIED. =)

204 |

Killing yourself is wrong though.

205, reply, 206, & 207, reply, 208, reply, & 211 |

LET ME OUT THE DOOR. LET ME GO OUTSIDE. HELP. SOMEONE HELP.

hey uh are you ok lol :3

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? PLEASE.

RIP IT OUT OF ME.

i wish i did honey :3 look try 2 breathe ok? everything is going 2 b alright u just need 2 calm down :3

(Note: This reply follows on from tweet 206: “DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? PLEASE”. OwO)

PARASITE. PARASITE

its ok sweetie i know its scary but u have to calm down :3 is it hurting u? or just scaring u? :3

i'm in so much pain. =)

209, & 210 |

i am not a parasite.

and that's just a fact.

212, reply, 218, reply, & 224, reply, 219, reply, 223, reply, 226, & 227 |

I ripped out my antennas. My head is still burning holy fucking Neo. IwI

O- Jeez. I don't think that would have been the best way to do it but, I will be holding my judgement! :}

(Note: At the time this was posted, this account was Bill Gale the Science Notail, or A-55. It’s returned to another O-5 in the meantime, but that’s who it was then. OwO)

It was eating at my mind, it was eating at me. I....haven't eaten in days. IwI

Do you still have your antennas with you? I might be able to get a few people to research on wharever has been using you as a host. Send me your coordinates and i will send someone to collect them for you. :}

I don't know where I am. I can't move too well. Let me exit the building. IwI

well thats 1 way 2 do it i guess lol :3 u ok sweetie? do u kno what happened? :3

(Note: This follows on from tweet 212: “I ripped out my antennas”. OwO)

I don't know. I don't know how I got a parasite I mean no one knows how you get one right? They're freaks. IwI

sounds like uve had it rough im rly sorry 2 hear that :3 make sure u get something 2 eat honey but the reason every1s so interested in u is this has happened b4 on this account :3 either its parasite that rly wants to tweep or smth spookier :3

Fuck. Fuck. I'm looking at the past posts on this tweeper. What the FUCK could a parasite want with tweeper? HOW is a microscopic parasite moving from person to person? IwI

o-11 started calling it an anomaly :3 mb its not a parasite at all :3 hey quick q r u on eukaryote rn? :3

Are you trying to say my antennas are an anomaly? Also yes. I'm on Eukaryote BUT I DO NOT LIVE HERE. IwI

I mean....I was going there the day I lost control but I don't remember going there or the time after that. IwI

213, reply, 214, reply, 217, reply, & 220, reply, 215, 216, reply, & 221 |

Why. WHY THE FUCK WAS A PARASITE USING ME TO HOST A TWITTER ACCOUNT? IwI

I'm honestly just impressed you managed to stop 'em. You got some real claws there. >:3

I'm not in the right mind to be talking to an O-6, sorry. I'm not ready to go from the frying pan and into the fire. IwI

"An" O-6? >:3

All of you are too worthy to be talking to me. IwI

I've been the only O-6 for 4000 years. Fuck are you on about? >:3

Sorry. IwI

What can you recall about the parasite? uvu

(Note: This reply follows on from tweet 213: “Why the fuck was a parasite using me to host a Twitter account”. Both O-6 and O-5 replied to the same tweet that was made. OwO)

It stopped after i pulled out my antennas. It's an antenna parasite, right? It's a fucking antenna parasite. IwI

Antenna parasite, they're suppose to be rare and microscopic. Right? It had to be one. It had to be. IwI

I don't think they exist, Mr =). :}

I'm not "=)" that's what that parasite's....face or whatever shit it was. It was using MY body. I didn't type any of that shit! IwI

222 |

I only started breaking free of its control because it was starving me. It must have accidentally weakened itself because it forgot to eat. IwI

225, reply, & 228, reply, & 229 |

Exited the building. I'm...a block away from the O-class building....I don't even live on this planet, how did it move me all the way here? IwI

It's best you move away. :}

Too late.... IwI

o lol that answers my q nvm :3 u might wanna get out of there b4 they try 2 bring u in 4 questioning or smth :3

(Note: This follows on from tweet 225: “Exited the building”. This compilation has had a lot of multiple replies. Horrible! OwO)

Yeah...It's too late for that. IwI

230 |

Ignore this account. Looks like we finally caught who has been breaking in to a certain high security building.~~ We have a lot of questions, and a lot of equipment to get them out of him. c:

[Ignore this account.]

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#fortuna #cosmosdex #category: references #category: o1 #category: notailsandmore #category: twitter #mod OwO

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alittleyellowdinosaur · 2 years

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David's Tea Matcha Advent Calendar Review

I'm well known for being a massive tea snob fan and I'm especially into matcha. My mom actually got me David's Tea Matcha Advent Calendar this year. David's tea is my favorite tea company and it's becoming a tradition where she sends an advent calendar to the kids in college so we get a boost of holiday cheer in between the anxiety of finals. The calendar contains pretty much all of the company's matcha teas, including all the nutty flavors that I never know whether they are worth trying and spending the money on. Rather than continuing to annoy my friends with reviews on each day, I thought a better idea would be to make a review here every day. If you don't want to view these, block #matcha review, but if you do, then here we go!

INITIAL THOUGHTS

The packaging is beautiful, as always. There's tons of pretty green colors, silvery stars, golden lettering, and overall very beautiful. the back has information on each mix which ruins a bit of the surprise, but considering they aren't in order and it's required by law to have nutrition information, I'm not upset with it. The front says "23 bags of matcha drink mix and a surprise", so im curious about what that is. considering there's only 23 listed mixes on the back and nothing else, I'm guessing it is not a food item. Having had David's Tea matcha drink mixes, I can say that I know they are high quality. Some advantages of them are that they mix into the drink incredibly easy and without five minutes of whisking, they leave less sludge at the bottom (at least in my experience), and they are presweetened to a comfortable amount so things definitely aren't bitter if that's a concern for you.

On the inside cover there's a bunch of information on matcha and some information on how to make matcha, though it is mostly an advertisment for other matcha products David's Tea sells. considering they are ceremonial necessities, like the whisk and bowl, I don't find this too annoying. Each box for the month is easy to pull out, sturdy and decorated pretty. The numbers are very clear and easy to find, and the set up of mini locker type boxes on a firm shelf means it won't be falling apart like most advent calendars do by the 23rd. It at least has a quality matching $65, but with a $10-12 flat rate shipping. Considering how many tea options we get (each costing between $10 to $12 per oz (50g), excluding the 20$ per ounce matcha matsu, which is included in this calendar), it is actually very helpful if you want to try a bunch of matcha flavors without spending $230+ to try all of the flavors. Each packet is one drink, so it's not like you'll be wasting any of it if you try each. Some flavors actually are only available in this kit, like the lavender honey matcha or the yuzu matcha.

If you like matcha and want to explore a lot of unique flavors, I would say that this is worth the price. However, if more than 5 or so flavors aren't things you'll like, or you aren't a huge matcha lover, don't buy this. You'd have better luck with the regular tea calendar (only $50, and each packet can make 2 or 3 cups. I still have some from two years ago). I'll add a full list of flavors at the end of this post for reference. For me as a huge matcha lover, I'm excited. So let's get into the actual reviews.

DAY 1: Cream of Earl Grey Matcha Drink Mix

Full honesty, I knew I wouldn't like this one and was really bummed out I got it first. I've had the Cream of Earl Grey tea and was so not a fan. why? It tastes like yogurt. Seriously, it tastes like yogurt, and the matcha version was no different. You couldn't taste any bergamot, just a weird, yogurt. If a matcha yogurt sounds tasty, think again, because you couldn't taste the matcha, just... yogurt. 0/10 would not gurt again

DAY 2: Pumpkin Pie Matcha Drink Mix

I was really looking forward to this one giving my affection for pumpkin spice lattes (call me basic all you want, but you'll have to call me in the pumpkin field because that's where I am in the fall). Regrettably, this wasn't nearly as good as a PSL. It's definitely pumpkin-y, but it disguises the matcha taste so it really tastes like you are drinking a diluted pumpkin syrup. I don't even really think it tastes like pumpkin pie because there's no spices or nice cooked pumpkin, it really is the artificial pumpkin in a PSL, without the nice chai undertones. if you love a PSL, you'll probably like it, but don't expect it to be matcha. If you don't like a PSL or want the matcha aspect, don't get it. 4/10.

Total List of Flavors:

Matcha Matsu, peach, wild honey, chai, maple, yuzu, raspberry, gingerbread, candy cane, salted caramel, berries and cream, mocha, lavender honey, cherry blossom, mango, strawberry, mojito, cream of earl grey, earl grey, orange dreamsicle, vanilla, blueberry, pumpkin pie.

12 are available on the website as of 12/2/2021. The other 11 are unique to this kit. Available matchas not included in this tester are: blue magic matcha, eggnog matcha, glitter matcha, and mint matcha. Considering the number of exclusive to this calendar flavors, I would say that it definitely makes it seem more worth the cost. I have never seen most of these flavors on any other site, so when I say they are truly exclusive, I really do mean it.

#matcha review #matcha #24daysofmatcha #davids tea #matcha latte #latte #tea #tea time #coffee #afternoon tea

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#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @b bc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away hey. cmon now. hooooooowmany even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a dou ble??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt ask t his what t h e youdont need biting out my bullet outofmy shoulder sp itting at it and dumping whiskey onit and ha! aint notbhing but a scratch k indof things cmon now hooooooowmany anal ysies developments did they cookaway publish it notarstamped ********** keypoint: what is daytime charged whileyou nutcorner it or shuffle tricks to devalue it who is daytime charged da ytime and this is whats happening afterwards *********** but but but b ut something r e m i n d s them of sth and then it makes it so... //// whyyyyyywould iddddddddiots that donot udnerstand what im doing but sh uffle stigmas to degrade in asystem cooking analysises and developments daily onpurpose actually ass ume that t hat kind of brain doesnot develop in right that region inthe smartest of family most disciplined all life maybe too and then not even notice these things but effort confirmation bias asiftheres a bonus whentheyre right about a trick or a malus whentheyre wrong about a trick so damage it in asystem that cooks heads village cornerw ise a r b i t r a r i l y a s dayt iemcharged where doyou start what the civillian h ad to explain em here what the pros wouldnt know already : intel s shuffle stigmas because it is intel,itis alla bout which trick works thistime which trick sticks thistime that s o m e ofthefools pretendit beleiveit ispartoft he trick framing priming woodbride distortion bend it redact it allyouwant /// no melodram itis biology they damage of a human being but arbitrarily harm to killhideously or just arbtirarily dowhattheywant arbitrarily asifits a tomato or a rock ******** we foc us on prevention and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billio nairegrade usa b e f o r e standards lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ********* than nextbest bumlidokain germancure find a fengshui german fengs hui alibi to throw more pills at t h a t while allalong #medic #medical #medi file posts list accur ate only a p a r t of themess plus longterm effects plus the things that matter c u m u la t i v e l y ontop of allofthat suffocate it maeke it think like a prostitute mon foolit germancure youre not you(theyaaaaaaallll are themselves) damage turn backclock tricks sneaky deconstruction so it fits its a trashcan leeech it why isit billionaire fix ed whenhe cant buy food leechit trickery heartkill he aeh we aeh deserve 50bucks webloated to 650 a nd we deserve because he aeh xraymurder beam head heart allday everyday rubidium radongasing xraybeamtricks pathogen killit he types what we do with him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans occasionally but satanic enough right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants because itis f resh throughput a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311 slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r victimisation how is it not o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified - rehabilitated in daytime govt tv a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle maybe vonderleyen but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20 since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. 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#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @b bc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away hey. cmon now. hooooooowmany even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a dou ble??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt ask t his what t h e youdont need biting out my bullet outofmy shoulder sp itting at it and dumping whiskey onit and ha! aint notbhing but a scratch k indof things cmon now hooooooowmany anal ysies developments did they cookaway publish it notarstamped ********** keypoint: what is daytime charged whileyou nutcorner it or shuffle tricks to devalue it who is daytime charged da ytime and this is whats happening afterwards *********** but but but b ut something r e m i n d s them of sth and then it makes it so… //// whyyyyyywould iddddddddiots that donot udnerstand what im doing but sh uffle stigmas to degrade in asystem cooking analysises and developments daily onpurpose actually ass ume that t hat kind of brain doesnot develop in right that region inthe smartest of family most disciplined all life maybe too and then not even notice these things but effort confirmation bias asiftheres a bonus whentheyre right about a trick or a malus whentheyre wrong about a trick so damage it in asystem that cooks heads village cornerw ise a r b i t r a r i l y a s dayt iemcharged where doyou start what the civillian h ad to explain em here what the pros wouldnt know already : intel s shuffle stigmas because it is intel,itis alla bout which trick works thistime which trick sticks thistime that s o m e ofthefools pretendit beleiveit ispartoft he trick framing priming woodbride distortion bend it redact it allyouwant /// no melodram itis biology they damage of a human being but arbitrarily harm to killhideously or just arbtirarily dowhattheywant arbitrarily asifits a tomato or a rock ******** we foc us on prevention and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billio nairegrade usa b e f o r e standards lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ********* than nextbest bumlidokain germancure find a fengshui german fengs hui alibi to throw more pills at t h a t while allalong #medic #medical #medi file posts list accur ate only a p a r t of themess plus longterm effects plus the things that matter c u m u la t i v e l y ontop of allofthat suffocate it maeke it think like a prostitute mon foolit germancure youre not you(theyaaaaaaallll are themselves) damage turn backclock tricks sneaky deconstruction so it fits its a trashcan leeech it why isit billionaire fix ed whenhe cant buy food leechit trickery heartkill he aeh we aeh deserve 50bucks webloated to 650 a nd we deserve because he aeh xraymurder beam head heart allday everyday rubidium radongasing xraybeamtricks pathogen killit he types what we do with him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans occasionally but satanic enough right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants because itis f resh throughput a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311 slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r victimisation how is it not o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified – rehabilitated in daytime govt tv a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle maybe vonderleyen but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20 since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/C hristianKiss ///// example: fortune: canthey buy a magflight? @ap @reute rs @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom example #gund eal discredited madeit into daysheeple govt tv. nothing is new about the trick /// framing here: wasit a mistake?nota mistake? : thegermans?misuse?their doc system? as? control entity. its obvious an d norway didnt lookatit before. /// as charg ed “immunisation is averted+nut tricks asif no compensation is necessary ofwhatthey overtape allalong” @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom thebasisis intelhell +covered aswhat. whiletheir basis nutit doesnot undo compensate neutered mengeletricks //// repalced ph one 1951 +ealrmypahtic then ehadimapct +ealrmypahticaime 1954 /// ddddddddd ddddddrrowsyign headimapct bycockroach 1950 then ear whzatisit they donthave to justify each catapult and chamber gasing isitntit its howtote rrorise a pet in a cage w a y toooften then sneakintoit and pornit and thats the germanfix becaus e they are german they deserve the inventions too itis hightreason togermany ifthey dont //// wha tis the pro-word for idddiots that damageyou suffocate you to find what a damaged transvestitefool you are soit saves em money #sudokus .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaret zcom lawyers hedge abit that every crime the germans did,occured while they tried to hedge every we t fart on hemmorides as severe mental illness allalong these tricks decoy who is charged daytime for what whilethey d o what allalong while what is charged daytime decoyed with what allalo ng //// is?nutting? intel hell a crime? a nd if staying damages happen? staying damages they overtape and know? staying damamges they overtap e and know c h a r g e d d a y t i m e? adds damages d u r i n g nutting rapes and adds pedo sexu al assaults during nutting for charging it daytime andifits based on averted formality immunisati on caused as botch? but immunised the rapers? from angle to angle it gets german german german and really german itsjust the part of it what youwanna pokein? poisons ? brought to clowncops inte firstplace whilethey shuffle more harms? yomama from a criminally insane family while they dothe same with her? oh whoopsie it died barely averting the worst regularly? prostitute of the la nd and the worstpaid ever we set it up and breach barricades and set himup to after prep and reinstal l barricades because were german nice? what a spects of this mess doyouwan to pokein? he shower s and feeds the cat but its not… .. .. ae h.. . .. aaadunno cant we .. sssssse x! pedo! sex! because he is aeh a t r a n s v e s t i t e and I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry @BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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hey.

cmon now.

hooooooowmany

even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho

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May 18th, 2020. 2.

What a night. You went out to that little Italian bar that you’ve been hanging out at with your mom and whoever else and you posted a story and I ssw what you were doing and who you are with. I didn’t text you that night but I had already text you 1 million times that afternoon and made an ass of myself so I didn’t text you after like 5pm. You called me at 2:18am. And you wanted to talk and I was sound asleep. So you called again three minutes later and I picked up because I heard it.. and you were talking to your roommate but I didn’t realize it was speaker phone.. so when you asked me about kissing I said I kissed you sober. Rommate heard what I said duh shit got weird for a second but you didn’t hang up on me.. surprise! Roomate “went to bed” at that point bc I’m sure he couldn’t didn’t want to hear anymore of our conversation. We continued. Why idk but you went pee with me on the phone a few times. Went into your room. And we had an INCREDIBLE but awkward conversation. You call me a bore and im having a hard time keeping myself together. You make me like nervous flustered where I say shit and do shit I normally wouldn’t. Last night got a little bit freaky. You want to be in control. And I see that. I felt that off the bat. You’re in charge. You can have ANYTHING you want. And apparently, it would be me if things were different with the homies... And we need more compatibility this is just a sexual attraction. We both know that. Then, we stayed on the phone and FaceTime for almost 4 hours. 230-almost 630am. I did something I’d never do and you made me want so much more. I’d let you destroy me. You told me you wanted to in my mouth. And I crave nothing more than you. You literally stay on my mind constantly. It’s almost annoying. And I am here acting annoying. It’s annoying. But i want to annoy you.

May 30th, 2020

You blocked me on Facebook. We got into it about the post I made- America is lucky black people don’t take revenge on America. Started with race and you went off.

You didn’t want to be wrong so you just kept going and going until you blocked me. It didn’t bother me first but I laughed. It really bothered me that you would do that once I realized why. You said I referred to America as (K k k)America and no I didn’t. And to the end of times I’ll always say I didn’t. Because I didn’t. But still you deleted me for it. So I text you and asked you “you really did delete me you did. You fucking blocked me”. I was so upset I actually cried but I went to Instagram and saw you didn’t delete me there. So I didn’t really panic. We were going to the boneyard that night. It was just supposed to be like the four of us. But it turned out to be a party like so many people so you didn’t show up until a little after 10. Of course I noticed but tried not to talk to you. I said hi and didn’t say much else the rest of the night. We definitely locked eyes at least three times but I’m always staring at you. You literally have this face that just makes me want to stare at you. Anytime I’m around you I constantly want your attention. I want you to talk to me. I want your intelligence. I don’t want you to think I’m stupid. Because I’m not. But you are probably right, I have been misinformed and haven’t made the conscious effort to make politics a part of my life. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t change direction and care about your passions. It’s funny that you think I could have nothing to do with it now because why? Because I don’t talk about politics all the time or no everything that you know? So strange. But Saturday you, your roommate and The Homie were hanging out at your house and The Homie passed out. So your roommate called me and told me to come over and “wake up The Homie” so I said no. Within five minutes he text me come over. I asked if you were joking. But you said come so I did just like every other time.

May 31st, 2020

Took lyft. I came over late around 1:25 in the morning so it’s Sunday at this point and we hung out at the house until around 5:30 in the morning. After that we left and went to The Homies gmas house to continue. We left around 930/10 AM. But you and I weren’t tired. You literally had me passing that back to you all night and I couldn’t believe I was even doing it. As soon as I got home when The Homie drop me off I checked my phone and you had text me maybe I could sneak in. I was not down with that idea it was super sketchy definitely scary I said no like five times but it’s not like I wanted to say no! That’s why I came. I hate saying no to you. I don’t know what it is about you I really don’t. And I know that you probably just consider me someone you want to fuck but it’s hard to explain the way I don’t get it myself. So after about an hour of back-and-forth, I came over. I parked down the street near the elementary school like you told me to and walked down the block to see you standing outside waiting for me. There is nothing I wouldn’t do to try to be with you. I think you’re the most complex person I’ve ever met and you make me better just communicating with me. We were trying to hide it and obviously we got caught By roommates mom and we just went into your room laid down cuddled I fell asleep. You woke up and I woke up in an hour of sleep to put on my glasses look at your phone there wasn’t much else that happened.. your room small your bed small you have a lot of stuff. I was grateful to be in your space. That close to you. I couldn’t really go anywhere I finally woke up around like 530pm to pee and it was awful. I saw The Homie and roommate was there and that’s all bad. I put my stuff on to leave and you asked me not to leave you said “please don’t” so I laid back down with you until about 730/8 maybe even 830. My mom had been texting me to do something for her so I had to leave. We had woken up around like 4pm to the pit bikes and went right back to sleep. You had your back turned to me a lot and I took that hard. You used your weighted blanket and I used an entirely separate one. I was so sweaty, so uncomfortable in my skin, and my heart was facing a mile a minute so I was shaking. You always make fun of me for that. But you also make me nervous as fuck. So I couldnt calm down for hours. When I finally look at my phone my mom wasn’t the only one that text me. The Homie did too. And I fucking tripped. I didnt text back. Got up got dressed and ran out the door. But guess who saw me leaving? The Homie. I got the text as i was on the block still. Fml. I immediately regretted coming. He was so mad but i just kept telling him nothing happened because that’s our m.o. we never claim one another. I say I hate you and you do the same. Then we got caught. I text you when I got to the car. And said I’d “talk to you later” and little did I know I wouldnt be talking to you again. I had to talk to The Homie all night I had to reassure them over and over that nothing happened and I really had a hard time with it. But we didn’t talk the rest of the night and we wouldn’t talk again.

#wasted time #office bartender #six months lost

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