#i was drunk too btw

[araneapeixes]

in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:) #i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

[owlmaya]

im actually going feral over them yeah

#btw kaveh is the type to overshare when drunk and u know it #i too am a lightweight so ty for the rep hyv #kavetham #al haitham #kaveh #genshin impact #my art

[ilynpilled]

Thoughts on nedbert 🥲

+ this will never not be funny:

#i like nedjaime too btw im just trolling im bitter over the jaimeilyn L in the polls #ask #we need to get him drunk again #he keeps saying the wildest shit #like wanting to geld ketttleblack and send him to the wall FOR CRIMES THAT HE DID??:);) #pot calling the kettle black ong #jaime literally stop sharing ur cock and ball torture fantasies w the class thank u

[loubatas-art]

It's his last bottle, he already drank all the others

#art #digital art #fanart #star wars #star wars au #the guides verse #obi wan kenobi #bail organa #brought to you by my mind after my second read of presentation #when I realised the reason why Bail freaket out during the reception was not just because Leia was within choking distance of Vader #but because he was the only one in the room who knew everyone's identity #btw on the first screenshot Bail is still trying to not be too suspicious in case his message is intercepted #but on the second one he's drunk af #and he ran out of fucks #image description is directly embedded in the image

[kairithemang0]

I told my friend to stop texting me bcs I needed to screen record and they said “you really ARE in your editing era”

This was gonna be posted last night when I finished it but nOOOOOO the internet is garbage where I’m staying so I’m just hoping it works this time

I dunno I’ve had Dial Drunk in my head for a while, my sister has been listing to it on repeat. I was pretty neutral to it, but it’s pretty alright. Idk if I’d say the whole song is a Curt song, this line I think is though

I’ll probably end up elaborating on this in a future post but whenever I add songs to my shipping playlists I’m always worried I just like song and it just gets attached to whatever ship I’m into at the time

#spies are forever #agent curt mega #tin can brothers #tin can bros #my edit #song is dial drunk by Noah Kahan btw #No idea how to say that man’s last name but I’m 100% sure I’m saying it wrong #apparently he doesn’t shower which like wtf dude but whatever #Weird dude ig #edit #Also to the person who said “you really are in your editing era” I know where you live. #I’m in your walls #im getting clips while hiding in your closet #Alr I’ll stop now SEE YA #(It’s 7am it’s too early for this)

[mabsart]

[Star Wars Rebels: Kalluzeb]

“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want”

#kalluzeb #garazeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #hera syndulla #sabine wren #ezra bridger #chaos family is best family #everyone has Zeb and Kanan as besties but the relationship btw Zeb and Hera is so good too #they can just bitch about their dumb human boyfriends together #and I think that’s beautiful #anyway two characters most likely to get smashed and do karaoke #Hera and Zeb #also please note how drunk Kanan is #let him take it easy once in a while #the kids have of course not been allowed to drink #anyway Zeb and Kal bang after this #Star Wars #Star wars rebels

[hydn-jpg]

it's new year's eve, so here's an art vs artist to end the year~

i wanted to thank you all for the support and kindness you've given me this year. truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you 🥹💛 2023 has been such an awful year for me, from losing my grandmother, to the car accident, to all the various other bullshittery that has happened... i was not doing well at all and my mental health was really at an all-time low,,

but despite me not being too active and even disappearing/being radio silent for several months during the second half of the year, you never stopped showing me love and reaching out to make sure i was okay, sending me nice and encouraging messages and for that i am so so grateful!! i go back and reread all of them now when i'm feeling down or to get a motivation boost 💛

ahhhh i wish i was more eloquent so i can really express how grateful i am but just know that you all mean so much to me!!! truly!!╰(*´︶`*)╯

i can't promise i'll be more active in the coming year but i will do my best to make art that makes us all happy!

let's all walk on the flower path together!! here's to a happy, productive and succesful 2024 ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

#ik it's still the 30th in most places but i'm posting this now in case i get too drunk to post tonight lmao #fun fact i am actually pretty deadpan irl; in every sense of the word #a lot of ppl irl think i'm stoic and cold which honestly i get it #this might be surprising considering how ☆*. o(≧▽≦)o .*☆ i usually am online haha #i am literally the most awkward mf out there #the only time i physically go 🥰😍💞🥰😍💓💕is when i meet stray cats on the street lmao #i probably qualify as gap moe #art vs artist #hydn.jpg #the glasses filter is from the snow app btw

[slutdge]

I DESIRE OLD MEN CARNALLY

BOTTOM TEXT

#ok im going to bed now i promise im too drunk and tired #and i hate christianity btw

[dimdiamond]

meanwhile snowy is peak dog and tintin will fight you on this

HE'S THEIR SON (however he looks) AND THEY WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL FOR HIM (pliz ask them to kill)!

#this ask relates to the scooby post right? #it is incredibly funny to me how milou isn't a totally faithful to irl fox terrier but he has the shape and vibe #that makes me feel better for my embarrassing design for milou #i love every version of milou even this cursed one from belvision #and they do too #tintin's bond with milou is so wholesome and moving and relatable and I want to cry #haddock's bond with milou makes me sob because god damnit they're two drunk dogs trying their best and they are so close to each other #even calculus' bond with milou is so beautiful i can't #btw i prefer using milou to snowy because i simply like it better #thank you so much for this ask it made my day even in the end of it #tintin #captain haddock #archibald haddock #milou #the adventures of tintin #my doodles

[dolokhoded]

what i really love about figaro being a barber is that it serves absolutely no purpose to the plot. it's such a random ass useless part of the story and it has no reason to be written in. literally none. and on top of it all it's a Big Thing too the entire opera is called the BARBER of seville he has an entire cavatina talking about what an absolutely spectacular barber he is and that's how he's introduced to us. it's not going to contribute to the plot in any way. but you have to know.

#il barbiere di siviglia #the barber of seville #(in the opera at least I haven't read the play i don't know if he like breaks down the door with comically oversized barber equipment #or something) #AND IT'S NOT EVEN USED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE PLOT EITHER HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE #it's not even used as an excuse to why he's allowed in and out of basilio's house he's not like 'oh im their barber' he's their MEDIC #(which hes absolutely not qualified for btw. i refuse to believe he has any idea what he's talking about.) #it's not used so they can get into the house. he doesn't go 'ok so we'll say i have an appointment to fix rosina's hair' or something NO SI #he's too ELABORATE for that he has to be like 'so you'll pretend you're a DRUNK SOLDIER. why are you drunk? idk lol. for the shits of it.' #beaumarchais was rlly just writing shit. #and rossini saw that libretto and went yes this. this is the one. #mozart i get he's mozart but rossini girl what are you doing !!!!!

[wright-phoenix]

last belated tag game, i promise

tagged by @dilfbuck and @opaleyedprince and @strixhaven! thank you!!

URL Song Game:

W — World So Cold - Fire From The Gods [YT, flash warning] R — Rule #13 Waterfall - Fish in a Birdcage [YT] I — iGhost - MNQN [YT] G — Grapes - James Marriott [YT] H — Hexie Mountains - Orville Peck [YT] T — The Tower - Drama Moth [YT] P — Please, Just Breathe - Written by Wolves [YT, flash warning] H — His Hands - Blegh [YT] O — OUROBOROS - Former Vandal [YT] E — Everglow - Starset [YT] N — Not Yet / Love Run (Reprise) - The Amazing Devil [YT] I — I Want to Live - Borislav Slavov [YT] X — XO - EDEN [YT]

6 Songs on Repeat:

Masterpiece Theatre III - Marianas Trench [YT] So Much (For) Stardust - Fall Out Boy [YT] Cold Reactor - Everything Everything [YT] Long Time Friends - The Living Tombstone [YT] 成歩堂龍一 ～異議あり！ 2001 - Masakazu Sugimori [YT] 逆転裁判3 〜スペシャルブレンドミックス - Capcom Sound Team [YT]

tagging: @woohooincoffin @spiderslyre @notmeowse @thesem @vanoefucks

(sorry if i tagged anyone who already did it, also feel free to ignore or only do one of these!)

#P ? #PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT #(Rock Is.) #physically holding myself back to put a starset song everywhere. btw mnqn is starset's singer's side project #do you know how hard it is to choose One Song Per Letter when you're as allergic to making decisions as i am #there are so many songs.... #technically masterpiece theatre 1 through 3 are on my rotation and like 5 different ace attorney soundtracks #first and foremost the whole piano album #but i thought i'd give other current rotations a chance on that list #tag games #i usually put youtube links bc i assume everyone has access to youtube but not everyone uses spotify #but i saw everyone else uses spotify links so.....i also did #but just in case....youtube links too IDK #whoever even clicks thru these i dont know if anyone does but JUST IN CASE #fish in a birdcage's drunk on pride/calmity/man-o-war are also bangers #and more but these r amongst my favs

[derpinette]

i have this "alter ego" that only exists in my head where essentially i am a fat sloppy drunk old fisherman with no loved ones living in misery & isolation & i often imagine myself as him especially in moments of patheticness

#& he is always a fisherman not a farmer not a fisherwoman either ( too badass... ) #past life ?! caus my ♯azn side was all fishers & stuff like my grandfather ETC but like all of them looked anorexic instead of fat so #also i imagine the guy as kind of vaguely mediterranean looking so maybe not because that side of my family are mountain farmers #when i read the old man & the sea ( i hate hemingway BTW ♯NotPete ♯ActuallyMikey ) ( uhm sorry about that... ) #i was like this is my life/future if it was better... 🚬 But that was a good while after i was already thinking of myself like that #closest thing i felt to a kin moment is when we analyzed miss brill like wow me & i am not even old that is genuinely just my life #as a (at the time) seventeen year old. & also carol ledoux from repulsion literally 100% only i am an ugly freak instead of beautiful #i pretty much never think of myself as myself in my head & actually never when i was younger up until age 9 i remember vividly #& i just had this thought while making my lazy “bite sized” onigiri ( bowl of seasoned rice +tunamayo +vache qui rit +avocado +spoon ) #but even when i make the non lazy version i get so overwhelmed & irritated & SLOPPY i feel like a drunk old man with nothing to #live for #anyone else feel like this sometimes... #if any of you weeaboos judge my terminology by the way i will kill myself just FYI #IDCCCC about the actual name you know what i mean. quasi poke bowl but each “component” has its own dish. whatever OK...

[ambreiiigns]

btw rick and morty makes me insane bc no one Gets it people who don't wanna watch it (like me! before my brother made me watch it in exchange of him watching sk8 the infinity w me!) are like ugh problematique bad #edgy dark humor adult cartoon for reddit bros 🙄 but then the reddit bros who watch it & became the main representatives for its audience are like haha pickle rick wooo you need high iq I Relate To Rick Sanchez Deeply and he's like the joker to them and he's a king and an icon of alpha males somehow???? but like. neither of those people understand that rick and morty is actually about Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody's Gonna Die. Come Watch TV?

#like yea the universe is huge and there's so many versions of everything that everything becomes replaceable and therefore worthless #and you can find joy in that or not. you can find a way to be happy despite it all or not #yes the core is nihilism. but then like. why are we ignoring the opposite approaches to nihilism shown by the titular characters #people will talk too much abt rick and not enough abt morty if u ask me but whatever. let's talk abt rick #why will people forget that what makes our rick the ''rickest rick'' (arguable ????) is not that he's the Toughest Smartest Whatever rick #but that he's the most human rick ? like. the fact that he was attached to his humanity and to the worth he found within it is what #kickstarts the entire show. bc he tries quitting science. and when another rick offers him the portal gun so he can live out that #nihilistic reckless life we see he refuses it bc it sounds Lonely???????? which it IS #so then the other rick takes away what matters to our rick. and that's what makes him the Alpha Male Genius that the reddit bros like #not his toughness his brains his big dick or whatever. it was all about loooove baybayyy and revenge i do love revenge #it was his heart that made him into what we see in the show <3 and what we see in the show is a pathetic weak miserable old bastard #but the reddit bros aren't brave enough to accept it #but whatever. next time we will be talking abt how much he loves morty and how he hates it so much bc it makes him weak #(as evil rick points out when they're looking over rick's memories and he tears up when he sees morty. which kills me btw) #(so much so that when rick can take out everything he considers toxic from inside of him he gets rid of his love for morty too) #and yet he loves his little buddy sooooo much it's what fuels him now. kinda. lol #is he still shitty. does he fall back in his own shit a lot. does he keep treating morty like shit. yea #there's no buts. the statements coexist #yes he will drunk call jessica to cry abt missing morty. yes he will dump morty for two crows #and also he's in love w birdperson. next time too #oh nay

[bluntfriend]

Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.

A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.

*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.

DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:

He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).

He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.

Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"

And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.

Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.

This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.

But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.

Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.

It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...

Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life… the choices he has made and his job… and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.

Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.

He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!

But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...

So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Oh... Glass lol.

He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.

He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.

Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).

Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.

*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it… He just start gagging.

No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.

Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a mess…

But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN):

Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.

He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.

But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.

*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...

He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.

Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.

Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.

By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.

Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.

Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.

It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...

He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.

Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.

Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-

Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...

And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...

*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.

Such a caring and considerate younger brother…🥺but he would never admit it lol.

#scp fandom #scp foundation #scp doctors #scp character #scp dr gears #scp dr bright #scp headcanons #scp dr clef #scp dr iceberg #scp 073 #scp 105 #scp #scp 076 #drunk headcanon #i had fun with this #scp dr kondraki #scp dr glass #btw rights would also get involved in a fight too and she would win lol

[yellowloid]

heyyy what do think Miles' and Alex' relationship "status" currently is? Like I personally don't think they're together but can't deny their chemistry during their last tour and do kinda think things happened. Obviously we all know nothing, but I would love to hear your thoughts cause you always express them soooo well :D

this is So Old i tried to answer it like five times over the past few months and then i always got sidetracked i'm so sorry

(big disclaimer because of course we don't know anything about them and their private lives, as always this is just complete speculation!!)

anyways, i definitely think there was something in the past, but i don't think it ever evolved into an actual relationship as we traditionally intend it, not even at the height of the eycte tour. if there was indeed anything, it was probably a situationship/illicit affair where they started fucking (i really can't point out the exact moment because part of me says they crossed the line in 2016, but another part of me is convinced something happened even before that, maybe as far back as the recording of taotu). in both instances they came out of that period being Not Okay TM and like. being weird about each other and i think that's very telling

but regardless of when they actually started exploring each other's bodies i think in general there was always a latent attraction, both physical and emotional/romantic, going on between them from the very start. and what we saw in 2016 was the coronation of that, in a way. but again, i don't think it ever turned into an actual relationship, and i definitely don't think they're together now. does that mean they're over each other? absolutely not, in fact i think they never got over each other and doomed themselves to a life of longing for each other and occasionally falling back into the old habits (iykwim). i imagine it to be very difficult to get over someone when they also happen to be your best friend that you have history with + a bond that is, to put it simply, one of a kind.

will they ever fully commit to each other? i don't know, and i don't think that's the point either. i think the attraction between them - platonic, mental, emotional, romantic, sexual, you name it - is still very much there, and it goes so much beyond those categories, and that's what's so beautiful about their relationship <3

#thank you for the question and sorry for the belated answer #also @ the no-fun police don't take this too seriously like. i don't know shit. this is just a silly post #btw boy do i hope they'd just cut the bullshit and kiss. they'd conquer the world they'd be such a power couple why are they COWARDS #answered #just reread this before posting and wow. take a shot every time i say 'i think'. blackout drunk in 0.5 seconds

[contrivedcoincidences6]

Stardust (2007) walked so that Our Flag Means Death could run

#I said what I said #drunk and rewatching Stardust #it’s been a while since I’ve drunk posted on tumblr #I fucking love Stardust btw I’ve loved it since 2007 when I saw it in theaters #god it’s such an underrated movie #I love the book too btw #stardust movie #stardust 2007 #our flag meets death #ofmd