#i will bite his arm off

[bennitastisch]

i have never read more than the first issue of the tua comics so if there is a s4 and the plot is also the apocalypse i will have to go rabid and bite everyone who is responsible for this BORING shit personally and especially gerard way

#i will bite his arm off #he will not know what hit him #im so angru #angry #it just keeps getting more borind and more boring #and if the plot keeps being the exact same -apocalypse #sibling react like they always do #cannot for the life of them work together and just make the viewer experience annoying as fuck #and then in the last episode they escape the apocalypse rather than ~stop~ it- #i will go insane #i will start yelling #and flying to the writers #and pissing all over their houses #and i will take huge dumps in gerard ways backyard #this was graphic but im annoyed #and i cannot take more of this bullshit #also i wanted to see allison die but SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT EVERYTHING SHE WANTED #even tho she did NOTHING to deserve it #and nothing to make her deserve it in the eyes of the viewer #exept being a dumb bratty bit h that always gets what she wants when she asks for it #and cant deal when things dont go her way for ONCE #IM SO AMGRY #ben vents #alright this is over now #<3

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Thinking about Terapagos' beef with Amethio tonight

#this has honest to god been stuck in my head since watching the ep SDKJFSKJDFNS #(in the event Amethio somehow becomes part of the Rising Volt Tacklers but Terapagos still wants to bite his arm off /lh /insane) #trying to figure out how to draw these two properly since I only doodled them last time hehe #I love they - my beloved children 🤲🥺💖💖💖💖💖 #definitely gotta draw Dot and Roy sometime as well 👀👀👀 #pokemon horizons #anipoke #pokeani #amethio #amethio pokemon #explorer amethio #liko #liko pokemon #trainer liko #terapagos #pokemon fanart #pokemon art #fluff draws !!!

[peak-dumbass]

I love Raphmona and I love Rasey, but as much as I love turning ships into polycules as an indecisive multishipper, these are 2 ships that I can NOT see working out as a polycule

Casey would try to flirt with Mona like Raph and they’d just respond with:

#I love them separately don’t get me wrong #Raphmona is peak strong malewife x stronger girlboss energy + good fluff and angst potential #Rasey has SO MUCH potential fluff angst AND hurt/comfort not to mention their already great dynamic #they’re just 2 of the few ships that I enjoy separately more than together #Mona would see Casey’s cringefail personality and bite his arm off I’m sorry #I saw this tumblr post and I IMMEDIATELY made this image cuz it just describes my thought process perfectly #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt2012 #2012 tmnt #tmnt12 #tmnt raphael #tmnt mona lisa #tmnt casey jones #raphmona #rasey

[onlyhuis]

i could never ever be an actor bc if he held my face like that and told me he wanted to eat me out i would be on my knees so fucking fast asking him "what are we"

#[💒] — june.txt #she doesnt get enough credit that woman is STRONG #the directors wouldve had to pry me off of him wtf #every time i look at this screencap it makes me want to jump off a cliff #why are his arms so big. why is he naked. why isnt he holding me like that. god i want to bite him so fuckign bad just go grrrrkjgkurehjfyg

[mspaintbrush]

every big guy deserves a delicate object to hold in his giant hands as he reminisces about days past

#in my head that ukulele belonged to baptiste #and mauga took it from his things after he left talon #why should baptiste own a ukulele? good question #i need both to have a harmless looking object thats charged with memories #mauga will bite off your arm if you touch that ukulele #mauga ho'okano #mauga #mauga overwatch #mauga x baptiste #my art #maugas ukulele #overwatch art #overwatch

[possumsa]

Sun's out guns out a-am I right .... 👁👁

#barry keoghan #oliver quick #saltburn #coachella #celsius #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #my knees are trembling #im rock solid #i want to gnaw on him #i want to bite his arms off

[radioactive-cloud]

fuck off

#i'm handling the situation in a very calm and collected manner #he's literally the most beautiful person ever #i'm actually blushing #i'm biting my hand and chewing my arm off #how is he real #how are the others not falling down to his feet #i would fold in seconds #nace jordan #joker out

[cupiidzbow]

i hate that stupid little casual arm thing they do like you make my stomach hurt STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#i think about that one post a lot. #ur f/o leaning to the side and cocking their head to their side and do a lil ‘yeah?’ 😏 to smth u said #like bro I will end it all DONT DO THAT #sniffles idk the thought of them leaning over me with causal little arm over my head and try to flatter me a lil. #making me sick to my stomach . BITING MY HAND OFF #txt #anyways I’m normal. hi #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊 #🦍🛢️🍌

[mothsmeadow]

The ammount of times I look at THIS man and say

He's so fine

Too many :(

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #vash trigun #im mentally unwell #like so unstable #oooooooo #i got the vash figurine #and im trying so hard to not bite his arm and head off

[beliscary]

terence inner thoughts/voice: steadfast. true. steady. assured. understanding. dion inner thoughts/voice: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#PLEASE he needs frequent and regular gazing into terence's eyes time IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD #dlc spoilers #i cant believe it (i can). he's a wife guy. #im gonna bite off my arm if i don't write pov dion 'only ever calls sex 'making love' ' lesage sooner rather than later

[anrisimps]

HOLY SHIT, THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

AND IF THIS WASNT ENOUGH

"YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN COMMAND ME ,COMMANDER"

#Its like being accepted by a stray kitten #who suddenly starts being affectionate after nearly biting your arm off #I also want an emotionally repressed ice berg man express his undying love indirectly #Kishiar you lucky bastard #Turning #Kishiar La Orr #yuder aile #turning novel

[doodlings-of-a-dragon]

[Description in Alt.]

While being stressed as all heck, I decided to do a 30 minute Porygon doodle to make myself feel better. This is The Silly, one of my two Porygons from Pokemon Go. He valiantly guards one of the gyms at my college despite being the least qualified to do so.

#pokemon #porygon #porygon pokemon #pokemon porygon #hi it's me #the number one porygon fan #if anyone makes the seizure pokemon joke i will bite your arm off

[hewoweens]

why am i here, rewatching episodes of initial d with the cute girl to make sure whether she was cute (she was)

#keisuke i am biting ur arm off btw #*hands kyoko a rose* be my car gf instead #🥺 #don't mind that guy that's so obsessed with his riVaL <3 guys are just like that #romance in initial d is pure hell fr #and then there's homoeroticism #but anyway THATS NOT WHAT I NEED TO BE DOING RN 😭 #initial d

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has #been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus #FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!! #now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!! #now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail #the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so.... #wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1053 #poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right??? #jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate.. #YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge.. #the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while..... #THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom) #episode 1054 #sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD #having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!! #i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj #KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!! #NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO #they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled #kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing #how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE #why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this. #bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo #big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea #episode 1055 #episode 1056

[5uptic]

:)

#ludwig ahgren #ludwig #my gifs #hiiii (threat) #he ignites such violent responses from me #i see him and my first thought is 'i wanna bite a chunk off his arm'