#i'd tap that

[melliemelons]

Shadowheart is my wife, and I will not listen to anything else.

Let's be honest, though. All the BG3 characters are hot as hell. 🔥 I may need to do a bit more "fan art" later on~

#baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #shadowheart #fanart #cowgirl #fat cow #hucow fantasy #huge pregnant belly #preggo kink #rapid pregnancy #tight clothes #cow print #i'd tap that

[ivy475]

I have a weakness for men in wifebeaters. Look at Bill's arms. Look at his legs. He's trying to kill me.

#bill moseley #sexy older man #I'd tap that #Wifebeater #Thighs #Legs #My ovaries #Hot old man

[sombramainexe]

Femboy Legolas. Am I the only one that sees it? Kinda wish this was the art for Legolas, Master Archer, so I could make Femboy Fight Club

#lotr #mtg #i'd tap that #and untap it

[ultimatekingemperorsupreme]

Kornelijus Budrys

#i'd tap that

[mytinderfails]

Bonus post: Actually, with a face like that I presume she fucks like a mink and has kinks even God hasn't heard of. I don't recall which direction I swiped but I know I could not keep up if I tried so it was probably left.

#facebook dating #still waters run deep #I'd tap that #then I'd tap out LOL

[exorbitant-interest]

"I'd tap that...".

"Credit line!"

#he's right behind you #refi #bad ad #lurker #i'd tap that

[boomkitty86]

#blonde bombshell #hot models #women in heels #women in suits #so fuckable #i'd tap that

[catsharky]

I'm sobbing and clawing at the screen begging Larian to just let my Tav give more hugs because so many of these characters need it.

WIP cause this is getting colours, I just like how the lines look

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #my tav #sharky's tav #she's a tiefling bard #also surprise! I'm not dead #Baldur's Gate just has me by the throat and it's not letting me tap out until I see the end credits #there's a new tattoo on my brain next to the Mass Effect one #I'm hopefully gonna do a 'BG3 characters get the hugs they deserve' series #Astarion was obviously first because. yeah. #Rolan's likely next cause I'm fucking gone on him too love him would kill and die for him would rip the heavens and hells apart for him #If Astarion hadn't swooped in and snatched my heart first I'd be real pissed that Rolan wasn't romanceable because hhhhhh #sharky art #tav: ember #oc: ember

[larsnicklas]

"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...

#matthew tkachuk #sam bennett #samuel bennett #florida panthers #nhl #nhledit #panthers lb #hockey #hockeyedit #meg.cats #meg.gif #meg.all #to me this was so funny because it was the world's most harmless little slash to the pants and matthew came HURTLING IN #i am in fact completely immune to jimmy stu so i did laugh. but i think even if i wasn't immune to him i'd still laugh like... #matthew...... chill..........please he's losing 6-0..... he barely touched your guy....... it was a love tap...... #like.... any excuse to rattle brady fr.....

[chipped-chimera]

Finally got a fancy(tm) pic of my aquarium - think I figured out the solution to awful photos is just I have to do them at night because the hugeass window in my room directly adjacent ruins everything. Going to try and take a pic like this weekly to track growth!

Anyway it's looking close? Closeish? to being cycled so the question is: WHAT COLOUR SHRIMP

#kerytalk #fish nonsense #planted tank #aquablr #fishblr #cherry shrimp or neocaridina is what I'm looking for #I just don't think I'd like reds. Or yellow #also rip I found the underground shrimp trading groups (complicated) and went from not finding any Caridina to so many #DO NOT TEMPT ME! I KNOW THEY'RE MORE SENSITIVE #they look bomb af tho rip #I do prefer them over Neos #idk how close is close but ammonia is 0.2 nitrites 0.0 and nitrates 20ppm #been sitting at that for a hot minute tho so not sure what's happening #dosing with bacteria and a fertiliser (both seachem) daily #things I've read saying as long as I have nitrates it means something is being converted so yay? it's def not in our tap water I tested

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

..WELL! Everybody ELSE seems to be doing it,

...and there ARE a lot of Narrator (& Stanley) designs I've been meaning to try and, at the very least, DOODLE,,,;

SO--!!

SEND IN YOUR NARRATORS, STANLEYS, CURATORS, TIMEKEEPERS & WHATEVER WONDERFUL DESIGNS YOU MAY HAVE IN YOUR POSSESSION, BOYS (/GN) & I'LL DO MY UPMOST VERY BESTEST BEST TO DRAW AND/OR DOODLE THEM!!!!

Though I will apologize for if getting all of them done and dusted takes longer than expected. But I'm WILLING to TRY!!

GO CRAZY!!!

#Sitting at my little booth & tapping my silly fingers on the surface #I may or may not regret this #but its also a GREAT chance to possibly see Narrator designs I may of never even SEEN before #+ I'd like to give some love back to the community that pretty much shaped me as a person #YOU'RE ALL SO LOVELY AND ASTOUNDINGLY TALENTED!!!! #GNAWS AT THE BARS OF MY STUPID LITTLE ENCLOSURE #tsp #the stanley parable #tspud narrator #tsp narrator #berri rambles about shit #tsp requests #art requests

[ghouljams]

it’s my bday today so i’m kindly asking if you can write a bday thingy for goose and ghost? like it’s either one of their birthdays and how they would be during that day.

I have some 1870s Goose and Ghost queued for later, but we can do some modern birthday babes. Here is Goose knowing Ghost, because to love is to be known. Also eeeeeey fellow Virgo.

Ghost's birthday is not something he celebrates. In fact he's managed to keep it quiet for long enough to be redacted on most dossiers of information. Obviously he has a birthday, and someone must know it, but he hasn't told anyone for quite some time. You are not about to let that slide. Not when your daddy knows it.

It takes very little coaxing to get the exact date out of your father. His bear trap memory finally serving your personal whims. You waste no time popping the date on your calendar and starting your planning. Simon finds out you know about a week before the day.

He corners you in the barn, because where else does he corner you, and politely demands to know what you're planning. You are, unfortunately, adamant that it remain a surprise. You both know there's no changing either of your minds once they're made up. This makes him irritable all week. You don't see what the big deal is, but Simon is snappy. Anxious, you think. He doesn't like surprises.

He's worse the day of. He seems to wake up in a bad mood, and when he snaps at you over breakfast he only seems to get worse. He and Soap get into it over the horses. He gets into it with Gaz over how to unload hay. You're almost worried your dad will tell you to cancel his birthday with how poorly he's behaving. Especially after the fight he gets into with him over spilling the beans on the fact he actually has a day to celebrate.

When you're both finally back in your house after work he's right on the edge of explosion. Tossing his hat on the chair by the door and swearing at his boots as he tugs them off. You cross your arms and watch him throw his little tantrum with more concern than actual anger.

"Alright, let's have it." He huffs. You raise a brow.

"Have what?" You don't like his tone, but it's his birthday so you're giving him a pass.

"The party, or whatever you have planned. Give me the details, I'm not doing the surprise thing."

"You hate parties." You remind him.

"And yet here we are," He swipes his hand in front of him. You look around the room.

"Exactly, here we-" You point between the two of you, "-are."

"What?" He frowns, losing a little steam. You screw your mouth to the side, furrow your brow. You're not really sure what he isn't getting.

"You hate parties, why would I throw you a birthday party?" You explain, it doesn't seem that hard to you. Pretty easy to understand actually.

"Then what are we doing?" He asks, suspicion still evident in his voice.

"Nothing," You shrug, "I have today's footie match taped, a bottle of decent bourbon, some cake, and a couple presents. I told Soap and Gaz that we'd be 'trying something new' tonight, so they won't bug us until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest, and I thought we might order pizza, if that's alright with you."

Simon stares at you, and you stare right back. You're not going to be intimidated by a man you know as well as you know yourself. The absolute idiot.

"I might cry," Simon's tone is flat, he's joking.

"Do not cry."

"Where's the cake?" He looks around the room.

"Fridge."

"Are we lighting candles?"

"Only if you want to," You tell him, already scrolling through your usual pizza order on your phone.

"And the presents are-"

"Small, one of them's the bourbon, sorry to spoil the surprise." You smile at him, see his shoulders drop with relief. "It's your day Si, we're doing what you want to do." Another gentle reminder. You wonder what horrors he'd conjured up in his mind that had him picking fights with the whole farm.

"Whatever I want to do?" His eyes spark with excitement. You don't know if you like how quickly he's flipped this switch.

"Whatever you want to do," You agree, trying not to laugh at how relieved your boyfriend seems to barely even be celebrating his birthday.

"Fuck I love you," He breathes, scooping you up into his arms. It's not a big space but his long strides make it feel even smaller. The time between being picked up and being deposited on the bed is barely enough time to submit your pizza order. You figure it's probably best to get that in before Simon gets too singularly motivated.

"Happy birthday," You open your arms for him, holding him tightly when he climbs on top of you and presses your foreheads together.

"Thank you," He tells you with a smile, absolutely genuine.

#cod x reader #simon ghost riley #x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley x oc #simon riley x reader #simon riley #ghost call of duty #ghost x oc #oc: goose #cowboy!ghost #I'd have complicated feelings about my birthday too if I was legally dead #anyway I genuinely think Ghost just eats Goose out for hours after this #the man has an oral fixation I just know it #why else would he wear a mask #you're trying to hide it Ghost but I see right through you #Goose tries to tap out but Ghost just tells her it's his birthday and she goes “fine”

[silencingspellsongs]

well you see it's quite simple. treasure was a twilight girlie in their teens and that's why they were so open to this hot stranger telling them that he was a vampire. they were thinking "ok this is so cringe but idk he's fine as hell and i was #teamedward so i guess i can let him hit and be embarrassed about him pretending to be a vampire later" and then he actually sank those fangs in and sucked their blood and it was all over from there

#redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted porter #redacted treasure #argent rambles #funny tag #treasure is so valid like if a hot guy came up to me and told me he was a vampire? i'd probably let him get it too ❤️ #tap my neck like a capri sun boy come get your juice

[joejoeba]

He/him lesbian Josuke who has curves like a supermodel but only wears leather jackets and gets weak in the knees if someone calls him Sir

#Don't mind me I'm tapping into a part of my psyche that has never been rustled before #Never been into gender swap but my neurons... #Joejoeba not art #Koichi is a tiny girl with way too much wallop. Yukako just wants a good girlboss. Okuyasu is struggling like always #Femme Josuke in her suede shoes and leather jackets and leather pants... She loves her femininity along with her masculinity #Same dude saved her that's all the same #Admittedly I dont have experience with gender fucky pronouns. I'd do whatever a pretty girl told me obvi #He/him women is something I would linguistically have a hard time remembering but trust my my heart is in there

[canisalbus]

How do you find pose references for all those gorgeous and cute and aaaaaaa drawings. H o w. Where. (<-from someone struggling to draw characters interacting)

(if you don't use references, take it as a compliment to your godly anatomy and posing skills)

I don't really use references for poses that much. I'm not sure how to explain this without sounding weird but when I'm about to draw something, I visualize it in my mind, and when it's character art I sort of see them as 3D models that can be posed and rotated. And I just sort of try to replicate that on paper, sometimes it's easy and sometimes it doesn't work out at all (a good reminder that when you browse someone's art, you usually only see the pieces that the artist is at least passably proud of, not the piles of failed projects that went nowhere).

#when I use references it's usually for very specific poses and gestures that I'm not familiar with #if I were to draw someone shooting a crossbow or tap dancing or weaving on a loom #I'd have to look up references because you can only do those actions in a particular way or it doesn't look right #and I have no clear visual memory of what that action looks like #but if it's a common general casual everyday pose like a guy sitting or lying down in a way or another #you can draw that in so many different ways you can just position them however you want and it will look believable #and a lot of my poses are general everyday poses #I dunno that's how it works for me #definitely use references if you're unsure or drawing something you've never drawn before #but once you get sorta comfortable I personally feel like it's a lot more fun and interesting to draw from memory and imagination #this got rambly and I'm sorry I couldn't direct you to a pose reference databank of some kind I know they exist but I've never used them #answered #anonymous

[hyunsuksswife]

@restlesswritings

#he could step on me and i'd thank him #bias #kpop #yuta #nakamoto yuta #yuta nakamoto #yutaa #yuta aoi #taeyong #lee taeyong #nct #nct 127 #yuta nct #taeyong nct #not my photos #taeyong tap