Huh. I think I can eat Walkers gluten-free shortbread again.
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ok i was gonna take a pic like look at my sad pathetic noodles boy but i took one bite and inhaled them so fast it completely slipped my mind. this is the best textured thing i have ever tried it's like ricecakes but long and potatoie
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why cant we find sugar at any store 😥 [insert some metaphor about how bitter it is living here idk i'm not a poet]
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“And the following night in Boston, Armand was in the dining room of the Copley when Daniel came in. Daniel’s dinner was already ordered. Please sit down. Did Daniel know that Interview with the Vampire was in the bookstores?”
Was doing some research about what the Copley would have looked like when Armand ordered the entire menu and found this:
Assuming the Copley refers to the Fairmont Copley Plaza (which it must, all of the old articles I can find refer to it as just The Copley), the dining room was dominated by a rotating merry go round bar until 1978. The merry go round would finish a rotation once every hour, and you could eat dinner and sip cocktails while it went around.
There were even postcards of it that you could mail home:
(postcard circa 1930s)
By the time Daniel and Armand visited the decor had been updated, and looked something closer to this:
(this photo is from the 1960′s, surely by the 70′s it was even tackier)
So just imagine the surrealism of Daniel downing glass after glass of wine and having Armand have to help his drunk ass down off this thing, all while he goes through an emotional crisis over finding Armand hot when he laughs.
It’s no wonder they ended up together, Daniel is the only person wild enough to decide to go to dinner alone in the kind of bizarre place Armand would be attracted to.
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Okok ok— in your body swap fic, when Angel made that deal with Valentino, did you just have Valentino's mouth walk him out of owning Angel's soul? Or at least once the collab condition happens Angel wouldn't have to obey Val's shit while in the studio anymore?
If not omg ignore me but if so hollly shit that's clever
Sometimes the people who send me asks are smarter than me!
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I just woke up from a dream that Atsushi and Akutagawa were at the grocery store and bumped into each other so they thought it'd be alright to shop together but they fought over anything like Atsushi got rice and Akutagawa said "Rice? Rice is stupid. I don't need that" and Atsushi said "I am NOT shopping for you and what do you mean you don't need rice???" but anyways they looked at plates and Atsushi talked about how he's always scared of breaking them on accident and Akutagawa said "A plate is like a human life, so fragile. Even the simplest of movements could break it apart, to hurt... to kill... It takes care not to do so. I'm scared I might break it apart just by touching." and Atsushi just looked at him and thought "Wow. What is this guy talking about" I don't know if it's funny nor interesting to you but I wanted to share it with someone
This is all canon in my heart
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"low-fat" this, "low-cal" that, "oh use cauliflower rice instead," "zero carb zero fat zero meat zero dairy zero calories" how about stop taking the food out of my food. satiety is not that easy to achieve for some of us. blease I'm so hungry
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cute rice vflowower makes me happy
thank you for giving us such a cute being
i will eat it now
(both the rice and vflower)
DO NOT EAT THE VFLOWER ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
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