#i'm not telling you my answer though

[sukimas]

"climate" section of massachusetts' wikipedia page

#poll #i had a very long argument about this the other day #i'm not telling you my answer though

[veliseraptor]

just thinking about the "xue yang never cared about xiao xingchen he doesn't have real feelings and just thinks of him as a toy" take again and @ameliarating pointed something out to me namely:

Xue Yang broke into peals of laughter. "Wei-qianbei, you're merciless!"

"Fine, laugh. Even if you laugh yourself to death, Xiao Xingchen's soul will still be too broken to put back together. He found you repulsive, yet you still insist on dragging him back so that you can play games with him."

Abruptly, Xue Yang swung from laughter into rage. "Who wants to play games?!"

"Then why did you kneel in front of me and beg me to fix his soul for you?"

Of course, someone as clever as Xue Yang must have been aware that Wei Wuxian was trying to bait him. First, distracting him with anger, and second, provoking him into shouting, Wei Wuxian made it possible for Lan Wangji to deduce his location and strike. But still, Xue Yang couldn't help replying. "Why? Hah! As if you don't know. I want to turn him into a fierce corpse - under my control! Didn't he want to be a pure, virtuous cultivator? Then I'll make him endlessly slaughter people, so he'll never find peace!"

"Ah? You hate him that much? Then why did you kill Chang Ping?"

Xue Yang sneered. "Why did I kill Chang Ping? Do you need to ask, Yiling Patriarch? Didn't I already tell you? I said I was going to kill the entire Yueyang Chang Clan - I wasn't even going to spare one dog!"

[...] Wei Wuxian said, "You sure came up with a good explanation. Too bad the timing doesn't match up. Someone like you, who can't even let a dirty look go without avenging yourself a thousand times over, someone who strikes so swiftly and ruthlessly - if someone like you really wanted to kill off an entire family, why would they wait so many years to finish? You know perfectly well why you killed Chang Ping."

"Then tell me, what do I know? What do I know perfectly well?!"

He shouted this last sentence.

"You killed them, yes. But why lingchi? Killing someone that way signifies that it was punishment. If you were only getting revenge for yourself, why did you use Shuanghua and not your own Jiangzai? Why did you have to dig out Chang Ping's eyes and make him like Xiao Xingchen?"

Xue Yang shouted himself hoarse. "Bullshit! It's all bullshit! It was revenge - was I supposed to let him die comfortably?"

"Indeed, it was revenge. But whose revenge were you seeking? How ridiculous. If you genuinely wanted revenge, you should have sliced yourself into pieces!" (MDZS, Chapter 42)

so if we're meant to buy that interpretation, then...what is the point of this passage? what is it trying to say? is it just to give Wei Wuxian a means of distracting Xue Yang and making him show himself? then why this means? and why are we taking the line that Xue Yang himself, a famously reliable narrator (?) gives (re: wanting to turn Xiao Xingchen into a fierce corpse and control him) as the truth of the situation, as opposed to Wei Wuxian's own interpretation (where Xue Yang is taking revenge on Xiao Xingchen's behalf, albeit expressed onto a different target)? and what is the point of Xue Yang's reaction after this, where he suddenly goes silent and stops responding, meant to indicate? the fact that Xue Yang gets angrier and angrier at Wei Wuxian for pressing the point?

these are all cues present for a narrative purpose, not "just because," and they're pointing in a direction that indicates that Xue Yang in this scene is lying through his teeth, whether or not he admits that to himself.

furthermore, since inevitably "but adaptation" comes up in these conversations, CQL actually retains this scene in a remarkably intact form:

coming to the conclusion based on this scene alone (not even touching the narrative surrounding the events in the past) that people who claim that "xue yang had no genuine feelings about xiao xingchen whatsoever" is to be taken as truth are not just taking the most boring possible read of this text but also at least a little actively reading against it.

#but what else is new #like okay. entitled to your opinion but whatever #proposing 'fanon xue yang' tag for this stuff :) #anyway. #lise does meta #loosely. #the sad queer cultivators show #xuexiao #xue yang #whether or not you ship xuexiao as a romantic pairing though...point stands. #and i will defend this reading if pressed #and i'm not interested in ~moral judgment~ or whatever that's not the point #the point here is what is the emotional story the narrative is telling #and - from my perspective - the sophisticated answer there is 'i'm right you're wrong nyeh' #lise's aggressively bitchy opinions about irrelevant and unimportant matters #might regret posting this but uhhhhhh whatever!!! it's been a week and it's only tuesday

[summerblueringo]

quotes from Kimi Räikkönen's interview for Sport Bild, via scuderiafans (2018)

#'we complete each other' stop.......don't awaken the dormant tdk bat/jokes in me......... #'are you happy that he praises you and wants you' my eyes stopped working after that #the 'as his teammate' was to save face just like the '''''male'''' friendship' #SPORT BILD YOU SHIPPED IT DIDN'T YOU I CAN TELL #kimi's answer though.... my goodness.... he's so fond even when talking about Seb calling him an idiot... #i'm down bad for whatever they have going on #i'm also sure seasoned simi shippers have seen these a million times but i am having my little discovery journey rn #simi #2018

[peridots-pixiwolf]

sketches from @mipexch 's whiteboard a couple days ago!!

also feat. a very small reference to @onlineviolence :]

#peridots-art #bugs #bots #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #swordsmachine ultrakill #bugzapper ultrakill #minos prime ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #plus the rest of the fumos but those weren't done by me. someone was drawing v1 so i put a v2 beside them and came back later to like 5 mor #hence why they are out of frame. anyway this was a LOT of fun I lost track of time and stayed up till dawn even #there were so many cool and/or recognized artists.... i keep checking the ultrakill tag to see if anyone else posts their own sketches #it was posted at like 2am my time though so i didn't get to stay very long.... i checked in today on the fumo drawings and there was #just so much new art over there and in general. so many people doodling and having fun and complimenting each other and bonding over #the things we all like. im gonna cry #anyway. i think this is the longest period of non-posting (not inactivity. lol) on tumblr i've ever had #so might've forgot some tags. also i think i'll use alt text for multiple images and regular id for 1-2 #edit also i wrote 'today' in the tags up there but it was in fact two days ago. regardless #ALSO. sorry if the alt text is hard to read or anything. never used it before + penchant for lengthy descriptions #can you tell i'm really proud of the beetle gabe btw. men will see a character say 'anyone gonna buggify that?' and not wait for an answer #WAIT i've already made that joke haven't i. whatever turn your blorbo into an insect or some sort of gay bug today

[somerabidraccoon]

(obviously in the present of the show they reproduce through artificial cloning but I mean like, originally)

#I KNOW some of these answers technically mean the same thing like self-insemination would require hermaphoditism but #i hope you see what each option is getting at #I'm no scientist I'm just using the terms and methods that i know of 👉👈 #go easy on me nerds #invader zim #iz #irken hc #invader zim headcanon #this has been in my drafts for months. strangely nervous about posting this. #possibly cause of the h-word‚ even though I'm using it in the correct scientific context and not directing it towards a person #still. if there's a different‚ less contentious word i could be using PLS tell me #mby I'm just overthinking it

[bruisedloverr]

sorry but i need to share the thought of Bailey being the closest thing the LIs (except. Robin i guess) have to/can consider as a father/mother-in-law when in a relationship with the PC is fucking hysterical to me 💀 knowing them they will just disapprove all of them regardless of who they are

#degrees of lewdity #bailey the caretaker #bailey: your weekly debt has been increased. now it is $4000 for you and robin; and $4000 for making me deal with your horrible taste. #(tbf bailey for sure thinks i have horrible taste in my current save. i've brought both kylar and whitney to the orphanage now. #and whitney calling him my 'daddy' was what inspired this post. ah yes; bailey; whitney and kylar's father-in-law......) #bunny talks #(though i've heard that bailey and eden seem to have more lore than just eden being my buyer if i fail to pay him. have yet to discover it) #(if it wasn't seen in game and it was a question vrelnir answered pls pls tell me through my inbox. or just tell me anyway i'm curious)

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Favourite sineala fanfic

🔫🔪🔫🔪🔫🔪cruel and unusual to try and make me pick just one so here's five six (in no particular order)

Mercy in You

When Tony comes back from a very bad D/s date, in pain and abandoned by his dom, Steve offers to help Tony out and give him all the aftercare he so desperately needs.

How to Date a Robot

How do you date a robot? Even the twenty-first century doesn't have the answers to every question. Steve will have to figure this one out for himself -- after he politely rebuffs Mr. Stark's interest, of course. Sure, Mr. Stark is handsome, but Steve would rather be with his bodyguard. So when Iron Man agrees to go on a date with Steve, Steve couldn't be happier. He loves Iron Man with all of his heart, and their relationship rapidly grows serious. But why does Mr. Stark hate Iron Man so much? And why in the world is Mr. Stark trying to tear Steve and Iron Man apart?

Not So Secret Anymore

When Steve's laptop isn't working right, Tony offers to fix it for him, and he quickly discovers the problem: computer viruses. He also discovers a fairly large amount of porn. Gay porn. But that can't be Steve's gay porn, surely. Captain America doesn't have hundreds of gigabytes of gay porn. A virus must have put it there. Clearly the best thing to do is to delete all of this gay porn that doesn't belong on Steve's computer and then they'll never have to have a conversation about it and Steve will definitely never find out about the massive crush Tony has on him. Good idea. This plan is perfect. Right up until Tony gets an email from Steve, asking if he could please have his collection of homosexual pornography back now.

Never Too Late for Love

Steve has always believed that a soulbond is a blessing -- a rare and beautiful miracle, joining the thoughts and feelings of two people forever, from the first time they touch. Steve knows he's not going to be one of the lucky ones. He knows Gail isn't his soulmate. But he loves her, even if they're not soulmates, and he's going to do right by her. After the war's over, he's going to marry her, and they're going to settle down. They'll buy a house. They'll have children. He'll see his family again. Maybe Bucky will live next door. It's going to be a good life. He doesn't need a soulbond. He'll be fine without one. Then Steve wakes up sixty years in the future to find that his wonderful life has moved on without him. His family is long dead. His fiancée married his best friend. And the only purpose he has left is leading the Ultimates, a misbegotten team of superheroes with flaws too numerous to count. Steve hates everything about the future -- but most of all he detests Tony, flashy and flirtatious, who embodies everything Steve hates about a world he never wanted to live in. And, oh, yeah, Steve has a soulmate after all: Tony fucking Stark.

Thrust Issues (specifically chapter 8) ((more specifically the last half of chapter 8))

A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.

Man is a Wolf to Man (that's right it's capwolf time!!)

When Antonius is falsely accused and convicted of murdering an ambassador, he is condemned to death by the wild beasts of the arena. But the wolf sent to kill him is something rather more than he ever expected.

#who am i kidding though every time i wanna just read chapter 8 of thrust issues i end up reading chapters 9 & 10 too #this should be an ask meme though. like send me a fic author and i'll send you a list of my fave works from them #that would be fun if i wasn't god awful at answering things in a timely manner (i'm sorry!) #fic! #stevetony #signed sealed delivered #yanderefreud #btw i hope u know you are legally obligated to tell me your fave sine fics now🔫🔪

[jeysuso]

#no, but the way sami hesitates in saying something before he says “cause i feel bad” is so interesting to me. because he obviously has something else in mind, something else he wants to say to jey then. but when he’s faced with jey in his face like this, almost challenging him with the way he quite literally closes in on sami, when he’s faced with this version of jey who is now on a different side to him, this version of jey who is now technically the enemy, he can’t bring himself to be all the way vulnerable with him. he can’t let his guard down too much with him anymore, because he knows it can be used against him like it already has been in the past. he knows he’s at risk of getting hurt again here, and i don’t mean physically. so he settles on something else. something he knows isn’t enough. something he probably even knows might piss jey off because not only is it a cop-out answer, but it’s essentially admitting pity to someone who he knows is so headstrong and so proud. sami’s response here ultimately means nothing because his body language says everything his words don’t. but sami wasn’t expecting jey to ask him this question so he didn’t have an answer prepared. he didn’t have a plan for this confrontation beyond saying what he needed to say about roman. he didn’t expect jey to ask him why he cared. to push for a response. and he visibly panicked. and i think that, personally, says it all.

#jey uso #sami zayn #wweedit #monday night raw #wwe raw #jeysuso #* #i know i'm late in making these forgive me #it's the little moments between the things being said that is killing me. #the way sami hesitates. the way jey is staring at him. the way everything they're not saying is just Sitting There in the air between them #tell me they don't care too much about each other bro #sami's answer was a cop-out and it wasn't the answer he wanted to give #look at how he goes to speak and then doesn't!!!!! #they're fucking rotting my brain #the thing is as well is i could talk so much more about the way sami gives him a look in that last gif #that's like a 'd'uh. isn't it obvious?' kind of look. even though yes sami it is obvious #but it's not because you feel bad baby #it's because you love him. #and you're terrified that you still fucking do. #rest in peace my sanity #mine*

[supermarine-silvally]

💜 Yara

Thank you very much for the prompt, dear Anon!! <3 I hope you enjoy it!

💜 surprise kiss / impulsive kiss

This fucking Marine would not leave her alone. 

“And so there I was, surrounded by forty of the nastiest, ugliest pirates in all of the South Blue! They were pointing their weapons at me, creeping closer and yelling curses far too crude to repeat in front of a lady. Bunch of disgusting savages.” The man took a swig of alcohol, pounding his mug against the counter.

Yara’s teeth gritted, staring down at the bottom of her glass as if it had gold in it. If it wasn’t for this ridiculously overpriced beverage-- some kind of pomegranate-flavoured thing that didn’t taste half as good as it looked on the menu board-- she would’ve been out of this shithole bar ages ago. 

It was the first day that the Moby Dick had made shore in almost a month, and she had somehow managed to spend far too long of it stuck next to this loser who had just spent the last hour bragging about his impending promotion to Captain of the 453rd Branch or whatever. The shit-eating smirk on his face told her that women were usually fawning over him by this point, and the fact that she wasn’t apparently meant that she needed a little more persuading. 

The Marine leaned closer to her, his breath reeking of cheap liquor. “So you know what I did next?”

“I couldn’t care le--”

“I grabbed hold of the steering wheel and swung the ship around! The bastards were so surprised, they didn’t even have time to grab hold of anything, so they all ended up tumbling into the ocean!!” He roared with laughter. “Can you believe that? See, the thing about pirates is that they’re all so hopelessly stupid.”

“Are they now?” Yara said flatly. She was increasingly tempted to push the edge of her dress back, fully revealing the tattoo that adorned her left leg. The only reason why she hadn’t so far was because she was loath to make the man think she was trying to entice him. 

“You better believe it, sweetcheeks.” He winked. “And if you want my opinion, Gold Roger was the stupidest one of all. Some ‘King of the Pirates’ he was. I heard there wasn’t even much of a fight to bring the brute down.” Swallowing another gulp of his beverage, he turned to face her. “Now, enough about me. What’s a pretty little gal like you doing all alone in this part of town?”

“Who said she was alone?” a familiar voice spoke from behind them. 

Yara’s heart leapt, a small smile creeping onto her lips as she finally glanced up from her half-empty glass. 

Ace flashed the both of them one of his usual cocky grins before draping an arm over Yara’s shoulders. “There you are. I was looking everywhere for you.”

The Marine’s expression soured. He shuffled closer to Yara, his tone dropping. “What do you say we get out of here? A man of my rank can get a room at any hotel you fancy.”

Ace tsked. “Whispering isn’t polite, y’know. And there’s a big problem with your plan.”

“Oh? And what’s that?”

A devilish grin spread across the young pirate’s face. He withdrew his arm and reached forwards, fingers brushing gently under Yara’s jaw as he tilted her chin up ever so slightly. “She’s mine.” 

Without a moment’s hesitation, he leaned in, his lips colliding with hers. Yara’s eyes widened, surprised by the sudden burst of affection, but they quickly fluttered shut. Ace’s hands had found her waist, pulling her in closer, the taste of pomegranate lingering between them as he deepened the kiss. Finally, he pulled away with a gentle nip to her bottom lip, leaving her breathless. Keeping one arm wrapped firmly around her midsection, he shot the Marine the most satisfied smirk Yara had ever seen.

The man’s lip curled as he slid off the bar stool and took a step towards Ace, trying to look menacing. “Oh, yeah? Who do you think you--” He stopped, his eyes landing on the ASCE tattoo on Ace’s arm. All the colour instantly drained from his face. “W-Wait a minute… I know you… You’re… You’re Fire Fist!!”

Ace tipped his hat at him. “That I am. Pleasure to meet ya.”

“But… that means…” His gaze slowly shifted over to Yara, finally noticing the tattoo poking out from under the hem of her dress. He gulped. “H-Hellcat Yara… It’s-- It’s the Whitebeard Pirates!!”

“And you say we’re the stupid ones,” Yara said disdainfully, watching as the man’s shaking hand reached for the sword strapped to his belt. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

His hand stilled for a second before grabbing the sword and whipping it out. “I’ll… I’ll capture you both! You have a combined bounty of almost one billion Berry, right?! I’ll be rich-- and a hero!!”

Ace and Yara looked at each other, then back at the quivering Marine. Yara let out a sigh, lifting up her glass.

Thunk!!

Before the man could move, she brought it down over his head. He slumped over, his sword clattering to the ground. The rest of the pomegranate-flavoured beverage splashed from the glass, dripping down his blank face.

“Wow.” Ace looked impressed. “That’s one way to solve it.”

Yara shrugged. “I’ve been wanting to do that for over an hour now. Besides, his flirting game sucked anyways.” She placed the glass down on the bar’s counter, sliding it over to the bartender who had apparently seen enough brawls to be completely unbothered by the situation. 

Side by side, the two young pirates left the bar, stepping out onto the sunny street. 

Ace’s stomach growled as they walked, making him chuckle. “All that excitement and I’m completely famished. Now whaddaya say I take you out for dinner? My treat.”

She laughed. “You say ‘treat’ as if you haven’t skipped the bill on every single date you’ve ever taken me on.” 

“That’s true,” he conceded, grinning sheepishly.

 Yara looped her arm around his, twining their fingers together. “I would love dinner. And to spend time with you as long as you’ll have me.”

Ace pretended to ponder it. “Well, if that’s the case, then… How about forever?”

Smiling, she leaned down and pressed a kiss against the crossed-out ‘S’ of his tattoo. “Forever sounds nice.”

tagging: @auxiliarydetective @oneirataxia-girl @daughter-of-melpomene

#oc: bravada yara #my ocs #ship: portada #otp: i'd burn the world for you #portgas d ace x oc #asked and answered #this was SO FUN to write omg and i think it turned out well? #i write so much of angsty marineford ace that i really enjoyed channelling goofy (but also badass) alabasta ace for this #thank you so much for the prompt!! i really appreciate it!! #also for my opla-only friends ace has this gag where he always dines and dashes #and lemme tell you if they leave that out of the live action i'm gonna be PISSED lmao #yara doesn't mind though. it's kinda fun when they're both running for their lives from an angry chef #she also had to steal to survive at one point in her life so she gets not wanting to pay for stuff (and not having money) #you can tell yara has matured because fighting marines used to be On Sight for her #(she really really hates them) #my writing #<- forgot to tag

[bardengarde]

One thing about me is I lie but over the most trivial stuff. I'm still haunted by the time I was talking to a guy about the three musketeers and when he asked which one I liked the most I said Porthos, when I've been a tried and true Aramis girly since 7th grade.

#why did i say that!!!!! #and i couldn't tell him the truth because who lies about their favorite character!!!!! #jacob I'm sorry #doodle if you see this u know exactly who i mean #also sorry to everyone else for seeing one of my red flags #dont reblog this #I STILL FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR I ALWAYS LOVED ARAMIS #PORTHOS IS GREAT AND I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE ALL THE MUSKETEERS HONESTLY BUT LIKE..... WOW #i gotta say porthos' fate is the one I'm most devastated by though maybe thats what i was thinking about #aramis didn’t deserve a friend like him in the end #porthos deserved better #says woman who read the man in the iron mask once in 7th grade and never touched it since #my memory may be fuzzy #and yeah when you consider that book aramis was a fucking dick in the end #maybe that also influenced my answer #doodle i think about this often I'm sorry if you have to see this😭

[front-facing-pokemon]

#cascoon #it's like silcoon‚ but purple and pointy! desperately trying to remember how this one comes about. i'm gonna seem like a fake pokémon fan #i know silcoon and cascoon are both evolutions of wurmple. but i don't remember what the criteria are. is it a gender thing? hold on google #oh. it's just. some hidden personality value. so it's effectively random #y'know what. i think that's better than it being a gender thing. shoutout. but it could be considerably more interesting #maybe i'm just conditioned by the hitmonline to think that every evolution criteria has to be stupid and obscure and insane #or finizen At All #or all the stupid-ass trade evos. do not like trade evos. i do Not like trade evos! i have said this before but i will keep saying it #i just realized i called cascoon purple and pointy as though silcoon was not pointy. i'm not with it at all this morning #i just woke up‚ y'all. can you tell. can you tell i'm not sentient yet. i have to go to work in like an hour and a half and i am Not ready #anyway. i'm gonna get this guy up in the queue and dustox and then take my meds. see you guys in the dustox post #this must look so weird to y'all. since dustox is gonna be either multiple hours or a whole Day after cascoon #but i queue up two to three pokémon at once every morning to keep a good backlog in the queue in case one morning i miss it #which has happened before. it's saved my ass before. and i'm gonna need to use it at the beginning of july #sneak peek for you guys. i'll be heading out of town on june 30th to go to the other side of the country for work. so i won't be around #any posts you see from june 30th to july 4th are gonna be like super duper queued in advance. and i probably won't be able to answer asks #or anything like that. i dunno if i'll do a formal announcement bc no one will even notice but for you dear reader #who read this deep into my mile-long cascoon tags. you now know that i will be out of town from june 30th to july 4th #use this power wisely….

[skyward-floored]

..it's after ten? You are online??

There's a cord I can plug into the computer that gives the internet directly, so I can stay on a little longer as long as I'm on a computer :)

#for those unaware- #my dad sets our internet to go off at 10 at night #because he likes to save energy and figures nobody will really need it much after 10 #...of course I usually like to use it a bit longer XD #so i use the cord for a lil while #that's why I'm pretty much never on here at all hours of the night #you can always tell when I'm on vacation ha #answers from the floor #anon #sometimes I don't bother with the cord though and I just get off right at 10 #so if it seems like I'm ignoring you I'm probably not I just can't get online

[blazingstaro]

One more: Has Magolor ever gone to Lollipop Land or Wondaria before?

"Lollipop Land, yes!" He chimes with glee. "I've visited there a lot whenever I came to talk with my friend Taranza! It's been a great source of inspiration for some of my trickier attractions in Merry Magoland, hee hee!"

He pauses, pondering for a moment.

"What's Wondaria?" Stars fill his eyes. "I've never heard of it! How much is admission? What planet? System? I NEED to know more!"

[In current DotS canon, Forgotten Land has yet to occur, so he and the rest of Popstar's residents are unaware of the existence of that park. Ohhh he'd sure love it though!]

#magolor #kirby series #kirby #dots answers #dots comic #kirby fanart #hoshi no kaabii #dreams of the stars #yes I'm reusing a sketch ShHHSHSHSHHHHH #my wrist is still pretty sore and I shouldn't be drawing at the moment #he will absolutely take over Wondaria if given a chance though #it's free real estate #too bad someone else gets there first LOL #that's all I will tell you #am I going to cover Forgotten Land in DotS? yes I am actually #expect that in Arc 3 which is a real long ways from now

[slashingdisneypasta]

F/O Imagine/Question

Thinking about Adult Online Shopping with your F/O(s). Like, not even searching for toys to use together- you were just casually looking for something new for yourself, your alone time, and your F/O(s) just happen to walk by and get curious. Did they know before you that you masturbate? If not, how do they feel about it? Are they shy about looking at this stuff with you? Do they try to initiate funky time because of this? Are they cool an casual?

Now imagine actually going to the adult store with them XD

#yep this i s inspired by real events. my pink bullet has decided that it is Her Time and stopped working #so i'm in the market and OH BOY. #i'm sex positive but apparently i have some work to do still because some of this stuff is still pretty awkward to see 🤣 #but like. this imagine is so fun XDD #like 👠cruella and me grimacing at the ones that actually look like fleshy veiny penises (no thank you not for me) #theorising with 🐊jim about what some on earth of them even do because they are NOT all self explanatory lemme tell you- #🖕otis knowing the answer to e v e r y q u e s t i o n. XD #F/O #F/O's #F/O Question #F/O Imagine #“👠oh god darling do you really want a disembodied penis in your home??” #“noo i cant say i do... at least they have various colours though... hey what do you this one does??” #“🐊surely- surely that goes in the- ” #“no way!- ” #“🖕yep that goes in the ass. i recommend this other one though- ” #XDDDD i dunno its just a fun casual chill thought!! XD #edit: OH I FORGOT ABOUT CALLAHAN📕 #okay with him... i can see him possibly being pretty curious haha XD #like he's sitting right next to me telling me what to click on so he can read the descriptions XDD

[revenantghost]

Seeing all the comments in the reblogs in that sub vs. dub poll: it's so funny, because I'm near-universally a sub person, I'm not personally a big fan of how cartoony the direction in dubs can be (this isn't dub slander though--there is so much good work out there and put into them, and it makes them more accessible for a larger audience), but '98 man... it just hits so different.

#Though WHEN will they give Wolfwood a hick accent in a dub I'M BEGGING THEM!!!!!!!! #I really need this in my life you don't understand #It's so funny tho because 98 is amateur hour and you can TELL it is #But that's like half the fun of it #There literally is no wrong answer to how you enjoy it #Both are great #It's just so funny because it's SO RARE that the dub is so loved as opposed to the sub #It's kind of like watching an underdog win and I appreciate that #Yadda yadda

[is-this-tf]

If I’m actually into people transforming into anime characters can I still say I’m into TF or is transforming into animal/beasts a prerequisite

You can TF into anything, even a place!

#this is tf #asks #idk what to tell you TF is just TF #isn't entirely a furry thing but plenty of people can enjoy furry things regardless 😌 #buddy must be new to the blog to think i would answer Only Furry TF allowed!!11!!!!!!!! especially when like #i've been deliberately very Very liberal with what i call TF‚ and for good reason- there's so much TF out there and it rules! #we celebrate all kinds of TF here‚ that's been the blog mission statement from the beginning! #animal and anthro tf is just very common in the TF fandom‚ due to the great overlap with the furry fandom‚ hench why it shows up a lot here #just in case you were wondering #the TF fandom is WAY too broad to give any strict definition of what does and doesn't count as TF anyway #i'm a furry and there are human archetypes and characters i'd TF into‚ absolutely- though due to my personal taste there's more furries LMA #as for anime character TF moods‚ there's ABSOLUTELY some that i really like!! senshi dunmeshi‚ benkei beyblade‚ endeavor mha‚ so many #Fatgum mha OF COURSEEEE‚ gentle criminal mha‚ van hohenheim fma‚ and SO many digimon‚ for sure!! #personally VERY excited for senshi to hit anime character status‚ very exciting! ^w^ #i do like furry anime characters a bit more‚ for sure‚ but yeah‚ it's good to diversify the palette when it comes to TF!