#i'm so attracted to him

[gay-otlc]

Actually I think we should talk about how incredibly fucked up it is for sapphic women to say shit like "I'm no better than a straight man 😔" when attracted to a woman in a way that isn't 100% pure and wholesome, or act like men's attraction to women is inherently dirty, predatory, or objectifying.

#like i mostly get impacted from this as a straight trans man #and the way people- even my friends- have acted like my attraction to women is now morally worse since i came out as trans #but this also affects like. bi/mspec men? it's shitty to shame them for their attraction to women! #and even cishet men. acting like objectification or predatory behavior is just inherent to male attraction to women #let's shitty men off the hook because 'they can't help it' or whatever #or victim blames anyone abused by a cishet man because 'what did you expect from being in a relationship with him' #yeah so like. sapphics stop saying this challenge #transhet #anti-transmasculinity #again i'm tagging because that's my personal experience with that sentiment but it has a ton of other issues too #antimasculism

[everchased]

so, Astarion and Finch. which one of them watches the other fight and thinks "that's so hot"?

finch finds astarion's skill and deftness with a blade VERY sexy admirable but i think the person who has that immediate "HOT" moment is astarion himself.

there is probably something immediately attractive to astarion "technically not a murderhobo but only because he dresses nice" ancunin about seeing a man who (for the most part) tries to favor persuasion decide that a situation is bad enough to call for killing someone

and swiftly, effectively, and mercilessly

following through with that decision.

#ask #anon #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #astarion x tav #like oh okay he was capable of this the whole time #a stray pedigree's envy for (and attraction to) a mutt guard dog #so it turns out we both have teeth you just show yours off less (lustful) #honestly finch would've made a great durge but i'm NOT replaying him #he's just a guy who decided the best way to fight fire is with fire. even if that means a little self-immolation #bloodoath #oc: finch #blood tw #my art

[maxsix]

Choi Fucking Seungcheol for Dazed Korea (April 2024)

#choi seungcheol #seungcheol #scoups #seventeen #svt scoups #seventeen scoups #like i'm so attracted to him and his energy #it's a problem #it's been a problem for 10 years #maxsixgif

[moved-to-cinnamon-phrog]

YT Series Yellow Guy: *Idiotic ray of sunshine*

TV Series Yellow Guy: *A character who is seemingly split into two different people/personalities whom one only comes out when his batteries are replaced because he's a biomechanical being modeled after a woman's dead/absent son in order to cope with his loss and thus keeps him in an endless cycle of confusion and disturbing situations and he will not hesitate to smash his friends' face in with a shard of glass and threaten to kill said friend*

#in other words i cannot i repeat CANNOT find words to express how much i love him he's so. wow. #some might be upset about him not being as 'cute' as he seemingly used to be #but i find his homicidal tendencies and anger adorable excusable and highly attractive actually /hj #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis yellow guy #yellow guy dhmis #dont hug me im scared yellow guy #yellow guy dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared yellow guy #yellow guy don't hug me i'm scared

[mewtwo24]

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

#svsss #tianxi #tianlang jun #su xiyan #like this shit keeps me awake at night #i'm trying to put fic ideas together and every time i go back to that line i just #find myself trying to parse and hone out su xiyan's mannerisms/personality #zzl's descriptions help a great deal but i also love that they're limited in the sense that #1. zzl was clearly scared shitless of/disconcerted with her LMFAO #2. he was suspicious of her (as a cultivator fundamentally) and its fascinating that TLJ did not seem to share this suspicion at all #or one could argue tlj just didn't care beyond his attraction and glee being around her jkahglfdskjhsfkhjg #there is also the hilarious implication that part of what turned tlj on so much about sx is the fact that she could prbly kill him #tlj really said 'i love a woman who can and WILL kick my ass' #'none of that soft power seduction shit manhandle me or nothing' #like he always believed deep down--or at the very least wanted to believe--that she loved both him and lbh dearly #i'm not usually the fix-it fic type but the Way I Need To See Su Xiyan Destroy Huanhua Palace Master's Entire Life. #i just want sx and her boytoy to live happily ever after is that so wrong? #i also think of that person (im so sorry tumblr user i dont rmr who u are at the minute) that said there had to be trust between tlj and sx #because YES. ABSOLUTELY. I AGREE. AND I WANT IT FOR ME #don't mind me just the usual descent into madness anytime i think too hard about svsss #i need to outline damn you airplane and your refusal to expand on LBH's juicy ass backstory #ill never forgive the chinese (joke)

[aethersflood]

Wild and impetuous. I expected more of the boy who bested my lord commander. Yet I see why my master covets you so. The power within you, Mythos. The potential.

#ffxviedit #ffedit #clive rosfield #barnabas tharmr #barnaclive #if they have another ship name pls lmk! #i knew this was homoerotic but now i'm seeing the details #like in the third gif with the way barnabas smirks at clive #he loves toying with him and seeing him give his all only to be bested #and you can tell Barnabas *wants* to be outmatched by Clive #he wants Clive to prove his strength and his supremacy #this is' so fuckn gay #and i'm v attracted to the way that barnabas just shoves clive with his shoulder and it's so forceful #also the details of how bloodstained and gritty clive is vs. how pristine and clean barnabas is #& how barnabas fights with one arm behind his back #anyway ok #i stayed up entirely too long making this last night #it was worth it but omg i underestimated how much time i would sink into this #mine

[candied-cae]

Real talk y’all?

They musta put something extra special in his water this season because - lord have mercy - he is GLOWING and I am ON MY KNEES. I keep coming back to this one just to look at him. Look at him, y'all. LOOK AT HIM!

HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I'M GOING TO DIE!

JUST ONE CHANCE- JUST ONE CHANCE IS ALL I ASK-

#Cae Has Lots of Feelings About Our Flag Means Death #The prettiest man in the world #I'm obsessed with him #As I should be #Look at the material #Zoom in on all the flaws he doesn't have #Take it all in #Because holy shit #It astounds me every damn time #He's simply the cutest patootie on the big blue sea #and I am weak for it #This cast is way too attractive for queer people #and they're starring in the queer show! #They got hot men and hot women and hot enbies and we're just supposed to survive? #No. They pulled us in with the good ass show and got us by surprise #I'm spending hours watching and rewatching this goddamn show full of pretty people I can't kiss and it's painful but so sweet I keep coming #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #Oluwande #Oluwande Boodhari #Yes. he served last season too. But… damn it’s a different ball game this year <3

[femmeidiot]

genuinely actually grey hairs are so sexy??

#idk I realized my coworker has grey hairs yesterday and I was like... suddenly I'm attracted to you #he is like objectively hot lmao but mostly he's just my buddy so I don't really think of him like that #but then I saw a couple of grey hairs (were the same age lmao) and I was like... huh... hot

[angelicartemis]

OH LAWD... I LOVE HIM 😭‼️💕💕💕

The SECOND I finished watching the pilot I busted out my IPad and got absolutely silly.

HOUGHHHDHZ THE HIM 😫‼️

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc caine #digital art #my art #akikothefuzzball #I don't wanna call him a babygirl but MMMGHHDH #HE REALLY ISSSS I'M SORRY FJZHUD #like ever since Goose shared him I was just like “HELLO???? 🤏🕶👁👁” #WHO IS THIS SILLY LOOKING MAN? #sobbing #weeping on the floor #he's so insane I love him #RAGHHHJDYYX 💕💕💕 #can't believe I've gone THIS low in terms of characters I find attractive #god dammit 💀 #anyway he's definitely babygirl #squeezing him #my partner just said I drew him incredibly caked up I'M CRYINGDBZGHSGDYD #I SWEAR THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL #I SWEAR

[sysig]

Some highlights from a tense but still very Winterkov-y scene (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Fionna and Cake #Simon Petrikov #Winter King #Winterkov #The first five are all in sequence and then from there it's a bit sporadic #I dunno if this is one I'm gonna finish by they did both turn out very cute so I wanted to show some of them off lol #It's mostly a headcanon comic about how they differ in attractions (basically how much influence the Crown has on Winter) #I initially compared Winter to a slightly more chill Bill Cipher - a non-human entity inhabiting a human body #Probably tempered by how much Simon is still left over - not a lot but even a little does make a difference! #In that there's a lot of things the Crown might get out of a human body while still experiencing an entirely alien interpretation of stimuli #It's all just a lot of character analysis headcanon stuff lol - the Winterkov is still the main focus! Here anyway lol #I am very endeared at the idea posited by some fanfic writers that inviting Simon to the lab was just a pretense lol #He /did/ have to get out of his clothes before getting into new ones lol #They really do both have such lovely designs ah <3 They're fun to draw! #This was a lot of settling into them - I love the little floof-lifts that Winter has from Simon #His hair is long but it's still not completely able to weigh itself down from his voluminous bob! Very cute #The nose ears and shape of Winter's glasses really set him apart but their similarities are so fun #And while it's not featured here Simon's shy little smiles vs. Winter's big and loud expressions! Their contrasting features are so neat! #Very enjoyable character design

[the-kr8tor]

Found this on Pinterest and omg I love it. I wanna kiss his back and hold onto his waist bro

Im dead bury me place flowers on my grave bc this picture has killed me on the spot you need to be put on trial for murdering me

GAHHHHHH HOBIE IS SERVING AND GIVING AND I GIVE HIM A LIL KISS FOR IT 🥰

#he's so attractive 😍 #like is that even legal to look that great? #hobie looks better in a dress than me and I'm absolutely happy for him #ask answered #hobie my beloved #chatting with lovelies #🫶🫶🫶

[handsomelyerin]

if i looked like this i'd literally be so full of myself i'd never shut up

#enzo vogrincic #i'm insanely attracted to him but also i wanna look/dress like him so bad #a lethal combo

[babykittenteach]

Growing things

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #let him have some self-satisfaction #moonflowers can attract like SO many moths so maybe he can enjoy those too #art i'm proud of

[kotilae]

gale I understand we all almost died back there but now is not the time

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #comic #doodle #blood #there's been so much unfortunate but silly deaths in my run of this so far #I went back and revived him of course #I'm not even trying to romance gale. I was literally just being nice to him #I do like him a lot though sdlkjfds #of course the wizard would be attracted to a dragonborn

[pharawee]

#laws of attraction #laws of attraction the series #see parattakorn #pearl satjakorn #methee x thaenthai #lawsofattractionedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits. #negl this show is so difficult to colour #at least dinosaur love is steadfast in its love for pastel pinks #but loa just filmed everything in daylight and then adjusted in post-prod and i'm over here crying in photoshop #but anyway #thee if you won't get this poor boy out of there i'll find a way into my screen and do it myself #he's been begging you for weeks #and all you do is pine at him #that's gross neglect of your bodyguardly duty #this is one step below even big on the pining bodyguard scale #i love these two so much i'm going feral

[respectthepetty]

Who do you think was speaking in the voiceover in the preview for next week, Petty? I’m kiiinda leaning toward it being Non or New’s voice but there’s another option I might write a clown theory about later —@babyangelsky

@babyangelsky, I always love reporting this because I feel everyone knows it at this point, but . . .

I watch my shows on mute.

Which is why I never know what background noises are happening.

Therefore, I have no idea whose voice is in the preview because I assumed it was Top screaming since the sub was over him (even though I don't know why he would be the one to scream that statement).

Even if I watched the preview without mute, I wouldn't recognize the voices because I have had this show on mute since episode one. Screaming, crying, and singing = instant mute, which was the major vibe of the first episode. *Notice that only the Fucked-Up Five are in the shot!

If I had to guess though, I would say it's Tan saying that he will punish those who hurt Non because unlike Phi who lost focus and had a consensual university relationship with Jin,

Tan understood the revenge assignment, and since he was a good enough student to win a scholarship to study abroad in English and studied hard enough to duplicate a drug to make all these kids lose their minds in the woods, I doubt he would fail now. He very much exudes that unhinged energy only a perfectionist under immense pressure has after decades of being forced to be the golden child.

He gave up his education and dreams. His mom is dead. His dad told him he was no longer his son right before he died by suicide. His brother has been missing for three years, and his partner in crime is fucking up this group project by catching a case of feels as he eats another apple of sin!

But, once again, my very good student and the love of my life has sacrificed too much to see it all crumble in the final stretch. He will succeed, even if it kills him.

But first, he'll kill everyone else.

Manipulate. Murder. Mayhem.

#dead friend forever #I love him your honor #wholeheartedly #and without hesitation #we're going to Red Lobster #than I'm making him a lunch for tomorrow #so he can eat it while he watches all these boys attack each other #I have never been more attracted to a man in my life #it's that unhinged perfectionist energy #his focused path to revenge has mesmerized me #I'm looking at him disrespectfully