#i'm so good

[completeoveranalysis]

[7]

LIKE I WAS SAYING IN THE NOTES: UNTIL IT IS TIME TO SCREAM AND RUN

I wasn’t expecting it so soon but HERE WE GO. 

HAUNTED INN ENCOUNTER SPEEDRUN

Honestly this chapter goes from 0 to a hundred in two pages or less and I respect that endlessly.

#What if we held hands in the spooky murder inn #Where all the staff had endless black eyes and knives longer than their arms #Haha just kidding #… Unless? #Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #xxxholic #xxxholic 74 #Watanuki #Doumeki #And the [spooky murder women] #And I won’t even mention all the innuendo in their dialogue #Aren't I good? #I'm so good

[ladamedemartel]

⚠️: Tristan's.

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

#did you guys know how good i am at making graphics #i'm so good #an ai did this #i swear #technology has come so far #lordofthestrix

[mojoomojojo]

oh my GOSH youre getting so flustered! you'll let me know if im pushing you too far right? i only want you the good kind of flustered. you're such a good boy, i knew all i had to do was tell you no copy-pasting and you wouldn't do it <333 you can hold yourself if you need to, at least as far as im concerned, as a reward for being so brave and so sweet n adorable~

thank you ohhh god oh god

i don't need to im just having an emergency i don't need to i can hold it oh god oh fuck it's gon

no no no I GOTTA HOLD IT 😖😖

#I'm so good

[ethannku]

fuck yeah who’s the best at literature its me. i’m the best. 

#got a 5 where i fully thought i'd fail #i'm so good #past me came in clutch #hate that fucking octopus #notpjo #ap scores #ethan talks

[lunatih]

Bai Zhan disciple uniform is officially white as the meanest background fuck you in the book. Like, the disciples are graded on how dirty their robes are by the end of a fight. The cleaner the robe, the better - it means that you weren’t running like a chicken around a fighting ring and that you were either strong enough or agile enough to win without getting pounded into the ground. And assuming that each disciple is responsible for keeping their robes clean, all of them would cry and gnash their teeth when scrubbing grass stains from their robes.

#I don't know if they are officially white #just an idea #because I don't get why LQG wears white #unless as a fuck you to all the others #like #look at me I can kill you and my robes won't even get dirty #I'm so good #svsss #Bai Zhan

[swan2swan]

Okay but I KNEW Dooku had a blue lightsaber, I KNEW IT SINCE 2002!!!

#I'm so good #I also knew Mace had a purple one and Yoda had a green one since 1999 though #not even joking #that's what I imagined and THAT'S WHAT I GOT #star wars

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

#good omens #gomens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #my art #made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done #Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously #cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS #extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you #its a banger

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[unionize-aromantically]

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[Doesn't apply to Harry Potter fans, no hot chocolate for you. JKR is an irredeemable bigot]

#ink.post #reblog to #I'm not the first one to make this post but it's a good post so yeah #i made this post because the one who made the more popular version is on my dni

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

#this is almost verbatim something I told my partner #she suggested it'd be a good tumblr post so I'm putting it out in the wild #you're welcome #words of sheoth

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

[drumlincountry]

I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

#Gaza #Palestine #I talked to him a bit afterwards but god what do you say!! #he said he found the gig helpful anyway. Supportive. So that's good. #I'm gonna see if I can find his friends band and share some of their songs #Me Fein

[jacobglaser]

He's just an Angel... I know.

Good Omens (2019-)

#this took so long and i never want to see the word angel again <3 #but i'm so happy with how this turned out #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens s1 #good omens s2 #goodomensgifs #goodomensedit #good omens edit #mygifs #nat gifs good omens

[laughingcatwrites]

As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.

For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.

But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.

Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.

#I'm so proud and happy for my coworker and I've been trying to figure out how to let him know how amazing I think he is #what gets me the most is that he's keeping this super down low to avoid giving any hints to his kid #he has a lot of queer friends so he already is known as an ally but there's always a chance it will be different if it's family #and he took that chance and crumpled it up into a ball and slam dunked it into the garbage for three points #and decided that even if his kid wants to hide it from him for the rest of his life he will still do what he can to make their life better #pflag #parents doing their best #parenting win #good news #allyship

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell