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cosmal · 2 years

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ilysm marry me and lemme have ur babies

would james potter be the “no don’t touch my hair, it’s perfect” type

the “please never stop touching my hair” type??

lil nsfw in one bit!!! mdni

jo!!!!!! omg he would definitely be never stop touching my hair type. 100%. im about to go on a james potter hair rant.

but!! he only lets certain people touch his hair.

you’re allowed to touch his hair whenever you goddamn please. at home watching a movie? please run your fingers through his hair until they get all cramped. pls. in bed in the morning? twist his curls until his almost back asleep. at night? he can’t fall asleep unless your hands are in his hair most nights. when he’s drunk, he’s all flushed and pouty, begging you to touch his hair. he’ll sit between your legs and talk to frank about something and will get all distracted because your hands are twisting and maybe massaging his scalp. also during sex. he’s definitely wanting you to touch it. maybe, definitely, wants you to pull it. he fucking loves it. sometimes you’ll pull it in a causal setting and he’ll get a little turned on.

sirius can only touch his hair if it needs to be fixed, he knows how james likes it. even if he likes it messy sometimes, it can’t be too unkempt. sirius just knows. he still tugs at it to piss him off.

remus touches it because he’s naturally flirty idc. he loves watching james’s face when he tucks it away from his eyes.

euphemia definitely had him doing a full on haircare routine when he was living at home. oiling and moisturising those pretty locks. so he holds his care routine very close to his heart because that’s what his mum did for him!!! and he loves it when his mum touches his hair.

though!! anyone else? no. if anyone’s trying to flirt with him, touch his hair, say something like omg your hair is so pretty!! i love it. he’s walking away, (not that he liked being flirted with in the first place, he’s just kind of oblivious), going up to you all frowny and pouting and like they touched my hair >:(( n you’re like oh my poor boy :((( rubbing his head until he relaxes.

#—jo!#james potter #james potter thought #james potter thoughts #james potter x reader #marauders #marauder thought #marauder x reader

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jeanmoreausautismstickers · 1 year

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my marauders headcannons <3

Remus Lupin

heterochromia. I don't care what the films say this man has two different coloured eyes tyvm. the left ones dark brown, nearly black, and the right is a light shade of amber.

DYSLEXIA !! my dyslexic little mate we can match. he absolutely adores reading but it takes him longer if he doesn't use a spell (ty to MsKingBean89 for the spell idea mon ami(e))

hEDS. me too king

cat lover. he absolutely adores cats and sirius gets SO jealous. I think he absolutely owned a cat at some point b4 he started teaching and he dotted on that cat

wears elastics on his wrists (specifically during hogwarts for sirius and lily, but kept wearing them after out of habit </3)

Sirius Black

hard of hearing. I think he probably lost it cos his mum hit his ears or screamed so often at him in close quarters. he'd definitely be vv resentful over it too cos now he's not able to listen to music much

audhd fr. this man was definitely neurodivergent but he must be just like me and be autistic and have adhd cos yh

he whined. loads. not like whinging but like genuinely high pitched whines when he was frightened or upset, kind of like Enid from Wednesday

adored kids but was terrified to have them because of how his mum was

this is gonna be controversial but idc. this man absolutely fancied Remus when he was shagging women, but at one point dated Marlene and Remus at the same time. it's ok tho cos Marlene was kissing Mary on the side

James Potter

vegetarian. refused to eat meat after he became an animagus because it felt cruel, but ESPECIALLY wouldn't eat deer jerky ("it's practically cannibalism, padfoot!")

mama's boy through and through !! this man LOVED his mummy. told her all about his friends and Lily

taught Sirius how to treat people and house elves better when they were first years. you can't tell me this man wasn't the reason sirius wanted to improve himself

he fought w sirius a lot. im sorry I love them both but brothers fight and like. even found family brothers. sirius is the most petty bitch you cannot tell me that James didn't get annoyed or frustrated with some of Sirius' habits and didn't begin arguments over them

so bad w kids until Harry. he was absolutely terrified of them, cos he never had interacted with them much before he had his own, my man Sucked at babysitting and frequently panicked whilst lily was pregnant because he was scared he'd be a bad parent

Peter Pettigrew

#1 James fan. my guy didn't go anywhere if James wasn't going to be there

become You Know because of his jealousy of James and Sirius' friendship

aroace fr. absolutely Disgusted w the amount of PDA by jily and wolfstar

tried to protect Harry for as long as he could w out being suspicious. he still loved James and Lily, and their son, and was just too scared to fight back at You Know Who once James and Lily were dead

a whole virgin, never even tried getting with anyone before he realised he was aroace

Lily Potter (Evans)

actually thought the Marauders were pretty funny but put on a face because of being friends with Snape

a whole pansexual queen

bought everyone in Gryffindor Christmas gifts, or if they were Jewish/Muslim/any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas she'd figure out when their holiday was and got them gifts

first person Remus came out to. and she accepted him immediately because she knows what it feels like to be an outcast

so autistic. her special interest was absolutely Jane Austen books I take no criticism <3

Regulus Black

hated his mum just as much as Sirius, but actively tried to conform because he was too scared to be hurt by her

was angry with Sirius for running away, even if he understood why Sirius did it, it still hurt him immensely. that was his older brother, the only one he could talk to, and when he left, it broke off the little bit of familial love he had left

in love w Barty Crouch Jr. I DO NOT CARE. platonic my aSS they were boyfriends, but they hid it very well. absolutely such a healthy couple before the war though. got together when they were 13 or 14 by accident, and stayed together until Reg died

actually really enjoyed being called Reg and Reggie, but pretended to hate it so he wouldn't be perceived as weak or soft by his mum

chess fucking champion

Marlene McKinnon

the flirtiest person you'll ever meet. flirted with everyone but was actually an aromantic lesbian

loved her family unconditionally, and constantly was going home on weekends to help her mum before she died of breast cancer

hated school, she was dyslexic and never told anyone so everyone just thought she was a dumb blonde

half Japanese, but her biological father left when she was a baby, so she wasn't really in tune with that part of her culture.

got bullied in primary school for being the "only dumb Asian"

Mary Macdonald

the most supportive person you'll ever meet

helped the younger POC in Gryffindor take care of their hair properly, and absolutely was like an older sister to all the young girls

not a mean bone her body

muggle born, but she grew up with a friend that had a wizard father so she knew about magic before Hogwarts

terrified of dogs, except for Padfoot, because of being bitten by one when she was in nursery

Dorcas Meadowes

a lesbiannnn. she was in love with Pandora, and they dated for a while before she decided she was done with the Wizarding World and cut contact with everyone

slytherin, but she was friends with everyone

loved Quidditch

oh she was a Pureblood but her parents died when she was young and she stayed with a squib aunt til hogwarts

took muggle studies and would hex any Slytherin who made fun of her for it

Pandora Lovegood (Lestrange)

a Lestrange until marriage

terrified of Narcissa and Bellatrix, but was one of the bridesmaids at Bellatrix's wedding

Ravenclaw, but best friends with Dorcas, Regulus, Barty, and Evan and was hardly if ever in her own common room

she ADORED muggle musicals

her and Dorcas met in a Care of Magical Creatures class in third year and immediately became best friends

Evan Rosier

really homophobic outwardly but was in the closet (for a HOT minute)

flirted with girls constantly

super protective over Pandora and Dorcas

had the worst penmanship and Regulus and Barty both refused to help him with homework because of it

managed to be the only Slytherin who sucked at potions

Barty Crouch Jr.

gay little lad with gay handwriting

LOVED cats. this man was the BIGGEST cat lover I do not care im right ur wrong. absolutely adored them

had a little sister who he was really protective over, she was in Hufflepuff and died during her 4th year which is what made him follow Regulus into joining up w the Death Eaters

daddy and mummy issues for days. bro never had a civil conversation w them

he absolutely beloathed Walburga and Orion Black when he found out what they did to Regulus, but obviously never said anything about it

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addisonstars · 9 months

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“sand-fortress”

written for day 20 of august for @wolfstarmicrofic with the prompt “sandcastle”

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“Sirius, what are you doing?” Remus asked, as Sirius sat down in the sand with a pail and bucket.

“What does it look like I’m doing, Rem? I’m building a sandcastle.” He replied, filling the bucket with sand.

“Ohhhh,” he said, “Let me help you.”

“Ok!”

Remus started putting sand in the bucket and patting it down and they flipped it over, hoping to get a perfect sandcastle. The perfect sandcastle, however, it was not achieved.

“Um, did we do something wrong?” Sirius said, hiding the smile in his voice as he stares at the lumpy dome shaped sand.

“No, I don’t think so. Maybe the sand isn’t right?” Remus said, frowning.

“How is the sand not right? It’s sand for fucks same. It has one job.”

“No, no, the consistently. This obviously must be to like to soft, because it doesn’t hold its shape. Let’s add some water to it to make it more compact to hold the shape.”

It took them a while to figure out a good sand to water ratio, but once they found it out, they were unstoppable.

For the next couple hours, Sirius and Remus built up a sandcastle empire, complete with a moat and all. People might have thought they were crazy, two grown men sitting in the sand building sandcastles. But Remus and Sirius didn’t care, they were healing their inner child.

“Well.” Sirius started, staring at their creation.

“Well. It looks like we built a sand-fortress.”

“Yeah, wow.” They had a tourist take a photo of them standing next to it, making crazy poses, because normal is boring.

sandcastles are so fun to make idc what anyone says. and yes, there is a right consistency to the sand to make sandcastles.

ps: i finished art heist baby so if this is poorly written im so sorry my brain has been short circuiting bc ahhh

-a.s.

#wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #remus x sirius #wolfstar fic #wolfstar microfic #sandcastles #addisonstars

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forgetobias · 5 years

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I had to make all this tags by @thylalock from her recent reblogs as one post because I dare to say that this is VERY TRUE and I'm gonna confirm this:

#teachers looking at us chilling for some fresh air on the balcony: 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE'

→ we'd go to elementary's balcony, chilling for some fresh air, and the elementary teachers would come to us asking: "oh no, wHAT ARE yOU dOING hERE?"

#teachers spotting us going to the toilet from across the hallway: 'WHAT ARE YOU UP TO'

→ because we always run to hide in the toilet whenever we skipped classes / planning some pranks

#teachers noticing how i turned my head by 4° to where shou was sitting: 'WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING'

→ because YOU always turned not just your head, but your chairs and tables facing me during the classes, and the teachers always shouted "REBECCA THE TEACHER AND THE WHITEBOARD IS HERE NOT ON SHOU'S FACE"

#on the bright side im quite proud that we have the ability to make such an effect #cheers to that mate!

→ YESSS, because literally all the teachers were saying: "please for the love of God, don't pUT THeM oN sAMe cLAsS" for 5 years straight 'till our graduation, smh. as matter of fact, even our homeroom teacher in 12th grade suddenly said: "and recently I just heard about a famous duo who actually shouldn't be in same class at all ever since middle school." except our headmaster, he actually said: "im blessing your marriage" to us lmao, bless him

#normal people wouldnt go near us like literally #we are way too insane

→ most of our friends were actually like: "i can't understand you guys at all" or "are both of you out of your minds?"

but believe us, we're doing very great academically in our school despite all of our craziness lmao!

@thylalock is it just me or it almost sounds like you are sirius and i'm remus, or maybe we are even worst than them and the whole marauders? lmao! because believe it or not, the one that always have the brilliant ideas to do something stupid is always becc, not me. most of the time, im trying to stay normal and preparing to save both of us if things went wrong ashfjafksa (do i need to mention your geography test incident again? asfbahfsk)

not to mention that we have code names to describe ourselves in the book that we used to communicate during classes so that teachers won't know that it's our book (glad that no one ever found it tho, because if someone ever found that book, we're really doomed. glad we're still keeping the book).

our middle and high school's shenanigans, can't be described just by this one post. we're just too insane, really.

but i gotta be honest, not just my school life, but my own life wouldn't be this fun if i hadn't met you 9 years ago, becc! so i owe you my life, really! (because believe it or not, i was almost ended up becoming enemy with her due to our very first actual conversation on facebook because of a misunderstand lmao!!) and it's not like everyone gets to have such fun and precious friendship like what we have here. so im really grateful for our friendship!

she is literally the best of the best partner-in-crime i could ever ask.

anyway, im emotional again ashfjakk

#thylalock #see what I had to do thanks to your brilliant tags #now go away #just kidding #feel my love #idc what anyone says but you are sirius and im remus #that's it that's our friendship #even snape approves #I gotta say that we are indeed the iconic duo #just wait 'till we come back to our middle and high school next year to make fun of our teachers #and for god's sake stop your liking and unliking on same post of mine

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