#ideal gf

[hatsunepiku2009]

Your aborted girlfriends would have done none of those things sirs

#ideal gf #incel #anti incel #memes #gf memes #incel memes

[rucow]

i cant wait to get some rest and draw voryn again next week i miss the skrunkly sm 🥺

#i made a brand new sketch.....i just love voryn's colours sm theyre so warm and feel like home #<- things nerevar would say about her #i dont like red or black. but voryn in these colours???? superb #classy elegant lady who is also a farmer and cleans up guar poop 💞💞💞 #voryn is an alchemist also and let me tell u..some plants STINK !!! voryn definitely stinks of Plant . sometimes #ideal gf

[jocrude]

Killing Stalking (2016)

#yaoi #killing stalking #meme #ideal gf

[akinkysublr]

Let's start off with one of my favorites

#oc #ideal gf #yang xiao long #rwby

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #(vomits blood) #okay honestly is there even anything to say about this #yosuke is so easy to tease because he plays along so easily #but also his favourite quality in a person is reliability huh? cool. good to know. #oh hey do you think about how in the reverse scenario when hes on the boys side #where he said his ideal gf was someone he could protect #and when yu says yosuke is his ideal bf yosukes gets embarrassed but is like oh well im not too bad looking! and im pretty reliable! #hahaa wow its almost as if yu and yosuke both want someone that they can rely on and someone that would rely on them in turn #if only they both had someone like that. someone they could both trust beyond measure. someone thats an equal. a partner #also shout out to tumblr user aibyoutachi for convincing me that i should play the other side with yosuke sitting with the girls #because ive always sat in the girls seat not realising that sitting in the boys seat meant yosuke would take your place #oh wait that means theyre the only two that are different hahaha PARALLELS OR WHAT #he's good with his queue

[nouveaumoon]

♥ happy valentine's day! ♥

#animatic #curse of strahd #rahadin #strahd von zarovich #hrmm i guess i should tag the brides.. #escher #ludmilla vilisevic #anastrasya karelova #volenta popofsky #chicago #volenta is my gfs favorite so she has a little extra spice. and escher is now a player character and another friends favorite so he does to #i have a few other chicago songs i have animatics for... but i really want to work on gestalt for a long time before doing them! #i know this is not the ideal posting hour but if i dont send it out today ill cry #ill reblog in the morning or whatever!! goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingpains]

got to see the @narcissistcookbook in dallas, thoroughly enjoyed it

#i draw #the narcissist cookbook #really fun show Overall!! #like the ideal narcissist cookbook setlist. a bunch of my favs. so cool #i really wanted to figure out how to get a lyric quote to look alright with this composition and i COULDNT do it #it woulve been 'as the heavens beneath us convulse and contract to be near us' if i couldve made it work. fav lyric #side note on the piece: i didnt MEAN to make it the pansexual flag. i do this a lot. pink yellow and blue just look so good together whoops #i am not pan just a real big fan of their flag Apparently #inspired by 2 album covers! eden disorder and conditional love #i wouldve made a physical piece or doodle to give @ the merch table but i only knew i was GOING to the show about 24 hours before it #i was the guy who got to come because my friend broke up with his gf lol. got slid into the schedule very last minute #this is the first concert ive actually gotten to say hi to the band(s) at! really glad i got to come! not glad about WHY but yknow #silver linings

[queen-of-torches]

Original under the cut

#trc #the raven cycle #mine #the raven boys #trc gansey #Richard gansey iii #ideal gf meme #Richard gansey

[nanamelody]

tipo ideal nct dream / MARK version! 𖤐⤸..

• Mark é um líder nato, super confiante e carismático.

• Sinto que ele queira uma pessoa que seja confiante também, sem muitos problemas consigo mesma.

• Talvez ele se relacione bem com alguém madura o suficiente, até mesmo para evitar brigas e discussões desnecessárias.

• Claro que quando eu digo madura, não quero dizer que a pessoa tem que ser uma senhora de 70 anos, muito menos chata.

• Ela deve ter um bom senso de humor, do tipo que ri de todas as baboseiras que ele falasse, mas não de um jeito escandaloso, e levasse a vida de um jeito leve.

• Mas, porém, todavia, entretanto, não sei muito bem o motivo, mas acho que o Mark adoraria uma namorada UM POUCO mais séria. Ela teria um senso de humor sofisticado, mas não pareceria uma boba alegre. Teria os momentos engraçados, mas saberia respeitar os momentos que requerem seriedade.

• Antes, ele dizia que gostava de uma menina que não leva nada a sério, mas não consigo ver uma relação com ele dando certo assim. Markinhos já é um homem crescidinho.

• Ela deve se dar bem com todos os meninos mas, principalmente com os dreammies (sinto que eles são mais família, sabe?)

• Mark adoraria ver a namorada ser aceita como parte do grupo mesmo, uma pessoa muito querida por todos.

• Nada me tira da cabeça que uma menina que use óculos de grau, que goste de ler e seja bastante inteligente mexeria completamente com o coração do nosso Markinhos.

• A timidez (controlada) seria uma coisa que Mark valorizaria muito. A propósito, acho que ele ficaria caidinho por uma menina que fosse um pouquinho mais recatada.

• Se a menina tivesse um sorriso bonito — e mostrasse ele com frequência — poderia considerar-se dona do coração dele.

• Mark valorizaria meninas um pouco mais femininas, talvez com cabelos longos e escuros, e que se cuidam bastante (fazem unhas, cabelo e cuidam da pele como se fosse uma jóia).

• A chave de acesso para o coração do Lee é alguém que age completamente diferente a sós com ele. Simpática, porém um pouco recatada na frente dos amigos, mas uma piadista sozinha com ele.

• Também acho que ele apreciaria qualquer toque ou momento íntimo quando estivesse completamente sozinho com ela. Assim, ele conseguiria se soltar um pouco mais.

• Por fim, ela teria que ter muito amor para dar. Deveria mostrar que ela ama somente a ele e passar confiança. Seria a fã número 1 do seu trabalho, sempre o incentivando e acariciando suas costas quando ele estivesse cansado demais ou desapontado com algo que aconteceu na empresa.

• Mark é um boyfriend material 💖

nanamelody®

#mark's gf #mark lee #girlfriend #mark lee's girlfriend #tipo ideal do mark #tipo idel do mark lee #ideal type #ideal type nct #ideal type nct dream #mark #nct dream #nct ot7 #nct #mark como namorado #mark lee como namorado

[frothy-commissions]

I had a dream that Fionna and Cake made Fionna, Gumball, and Marshall an open poly and I feel like my third eye was forced open.

#fiona and cake #fionna and cake #fionna the human #marshall lee #prince gumball #polyamory #Okay but LET ME COOK #Imagine Fionna dating Hunter Wizard and being like and here are my two boyfriends cuddling #And Marshall is super chill with Fionnas boyfriends or gf #And then Gumball is fucking unhinged #The ideal timeline for me

[dollsuguru]

might actually write the tangled!au of rapunzel!suguru & flynn ryder!reader OR i might make the samurai!geto fic more sillier than i had originally planned 😭 i may do that actually hmm……… basically i need suguru to Bonk reader on the head regardless of what au it is

#i just think reader should flirt w suguru and then promptly get hit upside the head w a frying pan #beautiful suguru & loser gf reader 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #idk that’s my ideal dynamic #reader getting bonked w a frying pan WILL be shown in either fic TRUST me on THAT. need a bad bitch 2 bonk me. take that as you will #personal

[deer-trees]

A Series Of Unfortunate Events, by Roscoe Deertrees

-sign lease for new apartment with gf! but we need a place to sit

-buy a couch at a furniture store and qualify for store partnered credit card to finance monthly payments

-lose my wallet in the furniture store, ask about it only minutes later after I notice it's gone, no one has seen it but they say they'll call if they do

-walk of shame home several states over, order new bank cards

-forgot to give gf her set of keys for new apartment and she is moving in before me

-taxes approaching, cannot pay the stupid tax website for my state filing fee with no credit card

-move-in date for gf approaching, cannot pay to send the keys in express shipping envelope at the post office with no credit card or means to withdraw cash

-no call from furniture store about my wallet, potentially stolen

-new bank cards have still not arrived

-furniture store credit card arrives! perhaps not all hope is lost! With a credit card I can pay my state filing fee and express shipping for the keys and-

-card can only be used in the furniture store, the furniture store where I lost my wallet, which caused all of my problems in the first place

#👍 #well! #its ok Im figuring things out #worst comes to worst I'll just file for an extension and my gf will order new spare keys #but ideally I can just pay for both problems to be fixed #to be clear Im not blaming the furniture store for the loss of my wallet that was the fault of my pants pockets being too small. and my adh #roscoe rambles

[bylertruther]

y'all are gonna hate me for this one but i think it's worth nothing that eleven levels up and develops more as a person whenever she breaks up with mike, and how the vines were tightening around her as he was giving his speech and roping them back into a romantic relationship/context (not his fault btw no mike slander here + it's complicated), but when she's reviving max the source that she pulls her power, focus, and resolve from are memories where max is reminding her to be her OWN person, that she doesn't need anyone else, and she is more than enough as she is with "not hopper. not mike. you." and "there's more to life than stupid boys."

she performs a miracle by believing in herself and the one and first ever person that ever taught her to do so. the girl who viewed her not as a superhero that happens to be a girl, but a girl that happens to be a superhero, too. the girl who encouraged her to grow and change and put herself first. that's who and what give her the courage to fight on.

like literally how much more clear do they need to make it that her romantic relationship with him is holding her back? just look at seasons three and four as well as how the flashback they used for mike's speech was of her in the woods which is undoubtedly a nod to the fact that he doesn't see her as she is now and is stuck in the past while she desperately wants to move forward.

i just. !!!!! i'm sorry but Be Serious Please we can admit this and be real about it. it's okay. it does not make either of them a terrible awful character okay We Can Say It! It's Okay! and i focused on el's perspective here, but the show makes it exceedingly clear that they are not compatible in this way at all and that this relationship is something that makes them both feel worse about themselves in serious ways. they don't have a strong foundation between them to fall back on and they won't be able to move forward and fix things between them until they forge one. everything is shit because at the end of the day they don't feel secure or comfortable with each other in a way that actually matters.

#they jumped into being bf and gf without ever becoming friends first and it shows and we can and should say tht :/ #platonic besties e|mike ok sure but maybe once they learn how to be friends first? 🤨 #maybe once they learn how to not idealize n lie to each other and feel safe with each other and learn how to actually talk? #they have cute moments when it's lighthearted n carefree but when shit gets real or hard it all just hits the fan #like. they have Issues ok these are not little tiny issues not when it affects their self worth and self image THAT fucking bad lmao #mike literally feels worthless pretty much like he's just some loser with no redeeming qualities that someone wouldn't like unless they #needed him somehow for something and eleven didn't even know what it meant to LIKE things and have your own tastes and felt #like she didn't know who she was and felt like she was a monster and completely other because of this box that they'd put her in and #then chastise her for whenever she dared to be a human being and step outside of it or do something they didn't like #i just. i like eleven and michael so much that's why it bothers me whn ppl act like those issues are not serious. they are. #they're not real people they're characters but it's like . they are my blorbos and that makes all the difference. u kno? :/ #mine #mike #eleven

[m0nochromem0use]

oh also what if i said nerdy prudes must die (the song) and cantrip coming back as a spirit(?) to kick the shit out of william. what then

#jrwi #mouse mumbles #i am crazy but i am free #i think about bizly saying in the rolled for 39 that it could’ve been cantrip on the island in the afterlife with will daily #and i’m glad it wasn’t i think kamuri was a much better choice for what the theme in that scene #and leaves doors open for cantrip to come back in s3 because they just COULDNT FIND HER IN THE SPIRIT REALM. WTF IS THAT ABOUT BEBO #that’s a rant for another day tho. anyways yeah i think about the possibility that it could’ve been her on the island regularly #and i do think she deserves a much more resolute ending to her story than just beating up william #but GOD she also deserves to beat up william #kick the shit out of the guy that killed(?) her and then go to college and be a cool badass vigilante with her gf summer #that’s my ideal end for her. can you tell i think about her so so much

[wastedunicorn]

Class of ‘72 📣

#in an ideal world full of thicccc baddies #thick and curvy #belly #big tiddie gf #cosplay #cheerleader #thick babe #personal #black and white #stretch marks

[theygender]

I switched to buying the happy egg brand recently bc I know chickens are the most abused farm animal and I figured paying a couple extra bucks for some of them to have at least a marginally better life was a fair trade off, and I've been really happy with it. Today when I went to boil some eggs for breakfast I found that the two eggs I picked out were different sizes and for some reason that was so charming to me. Like... It makes it feel more real. These are real eggs that come from real chickens who have a somewhat decent quality of life. Hens naturally lay eggs of different sizes, and I feel like it's probably a good sign that an "imperfection" like that was allowed to exist rather than the company being set up in a way where hens are just made to keep pumping out eggs until they can replace all the natural variation with "perfect" ones

#rambling #and like i know happy egg still isnt perfect. no factory farm is. and i know there are other farms with even better qol for their chickens #but happy egg is the most ethical option sold in my area #and if the options are between 'chickens roaming free in areas with at least limited access to outside spaces #in a company that has built their whole image around caring for their wellbeing so their reputation is tied to how well they treat them' #or 'chickens spending their entire lives in indoor cages too small to stand up or turn around in—possibly painfully mutilated— #at a company with absolutely no transparency about the welfare of their animals who doesnt even bother to pretend they arent abusive' #...yeah ill spend like $1-2 extra for the first one #ideally i would love to start getting eggs from local chickens if i could reliably find a source #and end goal i would LOVE to have pet chickens and my own eggs so i dont need to worry about it at all anymore #(my gf and i both come from rural families who had pet chickens) #but uh. i live in an apartment rn lol. so im taking smaller steps where i can