#if they knew

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

absolute DEARTH of dungeon meshi fanfics on ao3. in many ways but particularly gen fics that are over 2000 words and focused on adventure, magical shenanigans, fluff/angst, or some combination of those

#pickle pontificates #dungeon meshi #''write them yourself'' first of all i can barely write my homework rn and I've always been bad at ideas #second of all I'm not getting on anyone's case I'm just complaining #I've been blessed to have been in a few fandoms with a couple prolific/consistent writers that seem to dedicate all their spare time #to that exact genre of fic #and i am very grateful to those people #I'm just going to wait patiently. that stuff takes time and dm is still gaining popularity #i just know the girlies who were super into writing platonic angst for fma/mp100/and a few for bnha and httyd would be ALL OVER this manga #if they knew #like #there's SO MUCH idea fuel out there from all kinds of RPGs that would be really fun to work in and explore #PLUS the wealth of extra content Ms. Kui has provided in adventurers bible/daydream hour??? #IT'S A PLAYGROUND FOR FANFIC. REALLY GOOD FANFIC

[undertalebrittle]

tomfoolery aside,

are the sanses and papyrus aware of other universes? have they ever met their alternative versions?

"Sometimes, we do leave our little bubble, though," Senze said with a shrug.

"I've only left twice. Decided that I like staying at home. Away from the crazies."

He coughed to the side, clearing his (nonexistent) throat.

"And I'm not letting anybody into my world if I can help it."

#ut brittle #undertale #undertale au #undertaleau #au sans #he saw things that shook him to his core #not everyone is a fan of foncest #particularly this old fart #and jabot #and krill #and-- well #none of them would be fans honestly #if they knew #Bie knows a bit about it #he despises horrortale papyri but would take a lot for him to admit anything about that

[bilrost]

#another one from the dark ages #trey azagthoth #morbid angel #eternal dis #osdm #death metal #musick #old school death metal #so funny reading old forums talking about ma did some odd things around that time and they always said #but it's okay bc morbid angel is awesome!!!!!!! #if they KNEW #well enough water has passed below the bridge so its whatever now #jus thinkin about it #lmao at punchy at mabb not enjoying how morbid angel changed to the downfall (thats what it was right?)

[azazel-dreams]

If They Knew by Sophie Flynn

Rating: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤

#If They Knew #Sophie Flynn #books #book recommendations #book reviews

[the-velvet-storybook]

While I was out with a friend this week, I accidentally referred to one of our mutual friends as "Alex" even though that's not her name. None of us know anyone with that name irl, so now they both think I'm seeing some mysterious person named Alex and I find it hilarious

#if they knew #ts4 story #the new kid #real life blooper #sims story #sim story #story character #TNK #ofc none of my friends know that I write stories on tumblr lmao

[pettybourgeoiz]

#music discovery #music #spotify link #spotify #music artists #tlc #if they knew #song #Bourgeoiz Music Discovery #MORE MUSIC ON MY BLOG #from me

[stormpainter]

😶 what was your grand like

:oX

#i donno #i donno... #i never met him #but my wrigglerhood was spent in terror of my sibs findin out i was soft #that i werent up to the task of bein a laughsassin #the only thing i'd ever been trained to be #that i hated that shit so damned much #even though it was my path to walk #and i served the gods devoutly #if they knew #if they knew my heart was weak #...in the end i killed everyone #so i guess it dont much matter #that was the task i was made for and i did it #but i havent lost that fear of being known #and the grand is the most churchy sib there is #everything the others did was to gain His favor or Hers #...they had a lot of ideas about what would please them

[glorious-spoon]

every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people

#there is a lot of crossover between people who don't have reliable access to a cell phone #and people who need to check their email at a public library pc #WHO KNEW??

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

#they couldn’t read it but they knew the little monsters there #I’d do that #@ my bruber it u

[vamprisms]

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

#mary shelley knew where all that was heading when she did that

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

Hello! I come with some good news! In the EU, a law has been passed restricting generative AIs (particularly ones that pose a high risk). I hope other areas in the world follow suit, but this is huge! It'll take a while to be applied as well, though this is still a major win for everyone.

#anti ai #my ramblings #i saw the article this morning and i knew i had to share with you folks

[peachhoneii]

A snake damned humanity.

And a snake gave humanity it’s best shot at redemption.

#hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #lucifer morningstar #we all knew it’d be him #sera is gonna lose her mind