#ill be like

[grim-has-issues]

i love to think i don’t have insecurity issues, and then i’ll be running late to class or struggle to get things done and think i am the literal scum of the earth.

#ill be like #ooohh nnooo #i was so tired last night #i passed out and didnt do my homework #and now im running late #im such a piece of shit #like no girl #you are human #you struggle #and thats okay

[snek-snacc]

Oh no! My hand slipped and now I'm writing a prequel to When the Smoke Clears, focusing on Slime before he comes back to Las Nevadas because my brain Can Not be normal about c! quackcicle

#i feel that that one john mulaney delta airlines bit #ill be like #can i write about the qsmp please #you know that server that eveyone is currently obsessed with and begging for fan content for #or at least maybe could i focus on finishing my scu fic #and my brains like #NO now go sit your ass down and write more c! quackcicle #and im like #why are you doing this to me? #and my brain goes #because we're mentally ill and life is a fucking nightmare #anyway... hopefully it'll be out in the next few weeks or so

[pseudonemisis]

Me trying to figure out if someone secretly hates me while having a conversation with them

#ill be like #based on the fact that they indicated a conversation last week that must mean they wanted to talk #unless that was only because of social convenience or necessity #but since they started a conversation surely i must as well #seeing as relationships must be prompted on both ends #ect #you get the point #social anxiety #stuff like that #idk whats wrong with me

[slowtovvn]

I played games with a new friend today <33333

And now I'm drunk

Im....

Feeling hopeful about my prozac

And about my gf

Tomorrow's Monday tho :(

#weve been having such good talks #you know whats my problem #with alchohl #ill be like #i feel good you know what would make me feel better :) #more alcohol

[jellogram]

Sometimes my dad will be like "You can tell me anything, I care about your problems" and I'm like bro one time I wrote a story about a pubescent girl whose flesh starts rotting off of her body and she's so embarrassed by how disgusting she looks that she hides it and continues to go to school like normal until eventually her entire body just completely decomposes off of her bones and reveals a hideous monster underneath but when she comes out of her room no one can tell anything is different about her. Do you really want to unpack that, father, who can't even handle the idea of me having ADHD. Do you think you're ready to dive into that with me. You are not.

#ill be like #being a girl in this family was traumatizing #and he'll be like no it wasnt thats a stupid way to feel #and im like welp

[my-girl-boyfriend]

hate listening to weird guy music based one what spotify recommends me because i have to check first and make sure they aren't the worst people ever

#wow this band is so great im gonna tell everyone i know how great they are #ill be like #and then theyre racist

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#other good ones are crocuses and lilacs #one time I was ill and depressed and my mum brought me a lil milk bottle full of fresh cut sweet peas from her garden 💖 #i like that theyre colourful and i like climbing plants and they smell amazing #posts brought to you by me going to the park on my lunch break just to see all the crocuses

[sillylittlegaymer]

#shitposting #yaoi #yuri #!!! #EDIT 2: OH MY GOD 4000 LIKES?????? THANKS #last edit; oh my gof #thansk vros ❤️ #if this post gets to like #10000 #ill cry

[butchfalin]

#sorry. weird mood. chronic illness moment. im in so much pain and my response to that is to envision violence and mutilation #in like. a chill and normal way though i prommy 😇🫀🦴🔪 #yeehaw #1k #5k #10k

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

#great #thanks #cat #comic #cats #my art #she's literally been screaming at me all day #and im cleaning so im moving about the house and she's just following me going MEOW ME WO M WOWM ME WO MEOW #and ill pet her and give her treats and shes like mewo mwow meow meow meow

[cinnabeat]

sometimes to entertain myself i try to explain the plot of kingdom hearts in my head to someone if they like saw my kingdom key keychain i have and was like "hey whats that" and would actively sit there and listen to me explain except i never really get far in my explanation bc it starts sounding like that one post that tried explaining like podcasts or whatever but it kept going back and explaining the etymology of certain words

#does this make sense #ill be like #thats the kingdom key its like a weapon that can unlock any lock and is like the manifestation of your heart #what does that mean? oh well its like your heart is kind of like your soul except not really bc the soup means something else in the game bu #but to OUR common understanding of a soul thats basicaly what your heart is #etc etc etc #it makes me feel insane #or like i try to explain the plot in my head period to someone whos never played #and i get stuck bc like ok where do i start? do i start in game order? chronologically? do i start explaining terms first? #like where do i start #michi tag

[harpoonsnotspoons]

sometimes i forget brendon urie exists

#like even when i have panic on #ill be like #shit #hes an actual guy #hes real #📀🐦

[tizzymcwizzy]

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

and you can order a print/poster here from my inprnt!

#i mostly made this for me but i hope it can help other people too! #also thinking about maybe putting this on smth like gumroad so people can download a high quality pdf to print themselves #lmk if anyone would be interested in that 👀 #my art #artists on tumblr #stretches #edit: this post popped off okay‚ also a lot of people expressed interest so i made a gumroad! maybe ill put other stuff there thatd be cool

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

#respectfully i think youre a bit crazy if you love spoilers but ill allow it bc it means i get to yell about one of my favorite shows #i did this with st to my friend #it was very fun #1k #10k #post 10k tag: i am shocked theres more people in the tags saying theyre the ones that likes spoilers #im the one who tells someone everything

[bpdbenrey]

One of my favorite things about learning different languages are the similarities and differences.

For example!

In French, mange = to eat

In Norwegian, mange = many

Spelled the same, pronounced VASTLY different, and I love that.

#language learning #i just love learning languages dude #ill be like #huh this media is cool #oh my favorite character speaks this language? #welp time to learn it #lmaoooooo