this is so fucking blasphemous actually, blonde twinks in my area want 2 be pummelled to death by my fists apparently.
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finally fixed the wonky formatting on my rewrite of the astarion bite scene 😅 sorry those of y'all who read it
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i will be back soon to annoy you all so good luck
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im a whooooooore you neeeeed to be mean to me
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wow guys isnt that crazy its day four
and im tired
so like
no effort but oh well :3
take my money and leave
you scoundrel
(my computer almost deleted this file)
(like it legit had a seizure)
(skater would honestly do that)
(not surprised in the slightest)
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im subverting expectations constantly (failing at tasks most people can do without thinking)
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I like that Jane Austen really wrote both Persuasion and Emma about me JUST so that I can say I'm Anne Elliott when everyone else is being annoying and then Emma Woodhouse when I'm being annoying (90% of the time)
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My boyfriend's autism is so attractive and sexy
Yes show me your spreadsheets boy we should get married right now
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It’s 3am and my cat is sitting on my face and purring and j don’t have to the heart to move him bc he’s happy:
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Dude I'm patiently waiting for Mariah to drop her grunge album she made in the 90s. She keeps talking about it and I wanna hear it.
i didn't know about this. mariah i need this NOW. NOW GIRL NOW. STOP IT WITH THE WHISTLING. I NEED IT NOW.
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bitches love vanilla extract. im bitches
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I love that animals don’t like to look each other in the eye bc it’s viewed as a threat, a “you wanna fight?!”.
I too would like you to stop staring into my eyes or I will eat you.
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