#im gay i cant do math

[deadcrowcalling]

me remembering exams start next week

#they start on a MONDAY #in first period like bruh #at least give me a day to mentally prepare myself #and because of how the exam schedule is set this year i've got to do MATH first thing in the morning #bro it's gonna be like 8:00 AM #and i'm gonna have to do math #i'm literally like a few years away from being an adult and i still don't know my 7's and 8's times tables #like i know 1-6 but that's it bro #how am i supposed to do math at 8 in the morning broo 😭 #i am NOT finding the area of that shape fuck you #i want to be asleep in my bed not drawing triangles with the old broken protractors #i am not fixing to do math that early in the morning i'm sorry im not #it is 8 AM BRO i want a BAGEL and to watch reruns of FRIENDS while im half awake #not doing MATH #FUCK MATH BROO #i hate math #im yapping im sorry #yap yap yap #i hate math so much #i'm dropping out istg #but i cant #gotta finish the end of year exams for neil 😔 #do it for neil guys #gays can't do math #i sure can't #wheres cameron when you need him #can bro come do my homework #at least help me do it pls #that's all i ask #wheres a smart ginger kid when you need em

[mossolantern]

You said you were 13 in 2010 when you started reading homestuck

oh!

okay explanation; i can't do basic math i am so sorry :skull:

birthday was in 2003, which (if i used a calculator like a normal person) would mean i was actually 7 <-(horrible ipad kid also glued to the family pc)

#i am the gay stereotype of 'cant do math' #how did i fuck that up so bad im JERNGFBER #that is genuinely embarrassing for me #let me go fix that rn #that would also explain why i got banned for being UNDER 13 on deviantart they dont ban 13 year olds

[caffeine-high]

#i am suffering #im gay i cant do maths or math related things #yes i am counting physics stuff as part of maths rn #cuz honestly #i cant do either and you cannot do physics without maths #and i do think the maths part may be the bigger problem for me here? #sorry to the maths ppl i know #tumblr polls #caffeines cackles

[choccymilllk]

i do not know what is happening but I do know that ranboo is hatsune miiku now

am i missing a mcc rn

#art !! #mcyt fanart !! #ranboo fanart #ranboo #im seeing many screenshots of ranboo hatsune #just when i was doing a alittle math studying #can j tag this as mcc #mcc #eheheh #im too tired is there actually an mcc going on school is so cruel noo #cant watch gay football ú--ù

[nablah]

look. all im asking people is to respond with the minimum ense of normalcy when you ask someone what they do and they respond with something math or math related. it costs you literally nothing to keep from saying " i fucking hate math" thats like telling a marine biologist you just met that you hate fucking fishes or turtles because youre allergic or or got bitten once. just like in the marine biology case, what you have is fear, not hatred. might i offer talking about the state of math education instead, or, if all else fails, changing the subject or shutting up?

#yeah im sorry for the rant kinda #but i get the 'oooh im gay i cant do msth in fact i hate math' schtick so much around the holidays #people! i failed math in high school and i cant subtract! its an actual condition! #but i dont shit on ur occupation dont shit on mine! #del #math

[freigangs]

Not to spam you but … drunk anon in the Uber again … is 90 x 3 not 270? Babes, where did 290 come from? It’s actually fewer mins than you thought :(

AJSFKLASFKLÇASKFALÇSKDÇLASKD OOPS

#ask #shushhhhh im gay i cant do math

[farmersliga]

not me getting a pride popsocket knowing full well i can only use it when im not with my family and i’ll have to switch it every time i do 😔🏳️‍🌈

#happy pride month lmao i have made a questionable financial decision bc gays cant do math #on a vaguely related note i also bought a spinning popsocket to use as my main one #bc my old one that ive used for like 2 yrs or so now just. broke. #and i can already tell im gonna have so much fun with the spinny bits skdhdkdhdk #catch me wearing a spinning ring using this spinning popsocket and bringing a legit fidget spinner everywhere i go ✌️✌️✌️ #the life and times of liz

[soup-is-nice-sometimes]

trying to work out when I'll have time to read today cause I have a shit ton of stats stuff to do (I don't even take stats - it's part of general math 😭) but my (school) library books are also due today and I rlly don't wanna have to reissue the second one

... sigh I'm so busy :(

#books #the maze runner #im reading the scorch trials rn #reading #i hate stats #im gay of course i cant do math /j

[neurotic-sinkhole]

sitting in my local coffee shop and the loudest gay person you can ever envision is going in HEAVY detail about the student short film they're in.

#they are so loud #im just trying to do my math homework #its a comedy production #they are playing a guy named brian #brian cant cook #so brian summons a demon #to help him cook #and the contract is a roommate agreement #the demon pays rent #but only for its little summoning circle #i think they're on a date too #the other person has spoken once #it has been 20 minutes #i know the entire plot #gay #this is why i hate theatre majors #theyre all gay and like this

[howboutsleep]

avatar of the vast but its just a math major who studies set theory to fight their apeirophobia

#inspiration by a post i saw today but cant find #and my personal eldritch experience of being a math major #im gay and can do math btw #proof by contradiction bitches #tma #the magnus archives

[compulsiveaquatic]

i failed the tumblr math test

#i forgot pemdas #this isnt surprising #i forgot pemdas even when i was in hs #i havent had to this in like 5 years #my last math class was literally in 2018 #ah well #im gay and i cant do math #my ramblings

[thursdayg1rl]

anyways. sexuality crisis is Postponed bc no one wants me in the first place and i have too much work to do also

#two emails. tmua prep. step prep (havent done any for weeks). maths test on monday on all of further pure maths. physics writeup. etc #should also work on my personal statement #and some chemistry if possible bc i got 41% on our last test and 50% on the retest... thank god they cant change my predicted grade #ugh we also have to do this gay ass chemistry paper for hw as if i dont have enough to worry about #and i have some integral maths 🫠 #im really losing hair btw #like no joke i am under so much stress rn

[crypridmoonie]

today in geometry i was on the verge of tears bc of the practice test (finals are next week yippie) and this guy, who sleeps through every class told me i was the smartest in class, which led to me ranting about how im a failure bc i dont understand half the shit and my B- is such a disappointment to my parents. the guy then went "ya know, most kids go 'i have a D- but im not failing so its ok' you're better than a lot of us in here, at the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy, you can't worry about what your parents think and what they want" AND THEN HE JUST FELL ASLEEP.

#sir. #how do you FALL ASLEEP AFTER THAT #i was so confused #hes not wrong #but like dude #gays cant do math #im too gay for that shit.

[theburninggalaxy]

MATHS IS SUPER FUCKING QUEER FUCK THE WHOLE "IM GAY I CANT DO MATHS" BULLSHIT

#maths #math #mathblr #mathematics #queer #im gonna do the second part of this in a reblog cause this can and should able to stand on its own

[three-cheers-for-my-balls]

MY FAVORITE RTC QUOTES

when you've been alone as long as i have, you tend to anthropomorphize your friends. (karnak)

-If you believe both armrests are yours exclusively, you are part of the problem. (karnak)

-even in competition against yourself, you can still walk away a loser (ocean)

-he was inspired by traditional african folk music, specifically the lion king (constance)

-raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called time (karnak)

-i hope i wiped my browser history clean (constance)

-democracy rocks! (ocean)

-i trade mostly in prophecies that dont make any sense until they actually do (karnak)

-even in death i can't escape her- she's followed me to the afterlife! (noel)

-well played satan, well played (noel)

being the only gay man in a small rural highschool is like having a laptop in the stone ages. sure you can have one but theres nowhere to plug it in (noel)

When a lioness has children, she sops making love to the lion. the lion gets jealous, sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You think this would upset the lioness. far from it. they make love again like the children never existed. (jane/penny)

-noooo i cant get any wifi up in this bitch (mischa)

-my gansta persona is only armour to conceal the fact that i am naked child wandering through the wilderness holding in my hands my wounded fragile heart (mischa)

-that was wack (mischa)

-i dont know how it is in your culture but in ours, playing games with peoples lives? super illegal (ocean)

-if its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown scoop it out with your hand and put it in the compost (karnak)

-some people are right wing, some people are left wing but last time i checked it takes 2 wings to fly. we are community we are family, we are the world (ocean)

-what you need is a fother-mucking hero (ocean)

-your cousin was in grade 4 he had to get his stomach pumped (ocean)

-you challenged my preconcieved notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around (ocean)

-OHHHH sweet jesus christ. on a bike. (noel)

-its like a slurpee woodstock (noel)

-a s.xual provacetour and a novelist. who never wrote a novel. or had sex (noel)

-GOD DAMMIT CAN YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR ONE SECOND YOU HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS (noel)

-that was DOOOOOPEE YOOOOO (mischa)

-mad wicked awesome! (mischa)

-fornication under consent of the king (jane/penny)

-in my country it is natural for 2 men to show affection by kissing… not always in heels (mischa)

-theres a difference between affection and smut (ocean)

-not in my bible baby, bonsoir (noel)

mine will only have profanity in chorus (mischa)

-little orphan a hole (mischa)

-teen sex? kills (ocean)

-porno is magical (ricky)

whattt just because im all gangsta dont automatically make me homophobic. its not cool to be homophobe in rap game anymore since macklemore dropped same love. that sh.t was emotionally devastativing yo. (mischa)

he turned to the last fashion of pure stregnth and masculinity in society, self agrandizing commercialized hiphop (karnak)

grab yo dicks if you in the 306 bruh (mischa)

-autotune will never die (mischa)

-my rage has subsided, i am vulnerable now (mischa)

and that is why not everybody should have a library card! and you should vote for me (ocean)

and this is why you both SUCKED at math (ocean)

-on the other hand, given the context of german history, being a party spoiler might be a good thing. (karnak)

-i guess you could say im pretty sexy on another planet (ricky)

i told you moneky lovedrop (ricky)

-life is hard enough without making up reasons to be dicks to each other (ricky)

-incredible~ (ricky)

-theres only one commandment in the bachelor man bible: dont be a dick (ricky)

-we listen to you now space jesus (mischa)

#ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #ocean o'connell rosenberg #constance blackwood #ricky potts #penny lamb #jane doe rtc #karnak