#gays cant do math

[inkybinkyboink]

knitting is all fun and games until you realize you (a gay man) gotta bust out the ol’ mathematics for the pattern you’re designing.

#knitting #delete later probably #gays cant do math

[crypridmoonie]

today in geometry i was on the verge of tears bc of the practice test (finals are next week yippie) and this guy, who sleeps through every class told me i was the smartest in class, which led to me ranting about how im a failure bc i dont understand half the shit and my B- is such a disappointment to my parents. the guy then went "ya know, most kids go 'i have a D- but im not failing so its ok' you're better than a lot of us in here, at the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy, you can't worry about what your parents think and what they want" AND THEN HE JUST FELL ASLEEP.

#sir. #how do you FALL ASLEEP AFTER THAT #i was so confused #hes not wrong #but like dude #gays cant do math #im too gay for that shit.

[wilyserpentofeden]

"Despite their best efforts, Warlock showed a regrettable tendency to be good at maths" might be the line with one of the funniest implications in this book because it means that math has no place in the agendas of good or evil, and it's some ominous secret third thing that neither Aziraphale or Crowley would want a child to take interest in, and it's also just incredibly funny to picture them trying to help Warlock with his math homework and getting distressed to the point of tears because now they have to figure out what algebra is in order to keep their jobs

#good omens #good omens book #warlock dowling #crowley #aziraphale #insert obligatory they cant do math because theyre gay joke

[tattycoram]

Fives: *hits his head* Kix: Keep him talking, he could have a concussion Jesse: Uh, what's 7 x 7? Kix: About something he knows (Echo dies of laughter in the background)

#fives is a cant do maths gay #incorrect star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #swtcw #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars #incorrect clone wars #clone trooper fives #arc trooper fives #tcw fives #clone medic kix #clone trooper kix #tcw kix #clone trooper jesse #arc trooper jesse #tcw jesse #echo clone wars #clone trooper echo #arc trooper echo #tcw echo #501st shenanigans #501st battalion #501st legion #tcw #funny quotes #domino twins

[grzybjek]

I keep doodling gay people instead od drawing my college portfolio. Help

#i love gay people though #these are just sketches but i think theyre worth posting i cant offer u anything else anyway #the second pic says dude do you have the math answers yeah i do #digital art #procreate #oc art #original character #digital artist #doodle #oc #oc drawing

[lesbiankendall]

alright so. succession s4 air date. let's do some math.

it airs on sundays evenings, which is hbo's prestige tv show slot. it's currently occupied by the white lotus and after it ends next week, the show taking its place will be the last of us, which will start airing on jan 15. the show will have 9 episodes which means it'll end on march 12.

two more things we know: succession is said to be airing in spring according to the latest teaser trailer and hbo wants it to be eligible for the 2023 emmys. the cutoff for that is may 31.

now with all that info we can conclude that s4 must begin airing either on march 19 or 26 at the latest for it to make the emmys deadline.

#who says the gays cant do math #anyway lmk if ive missed something

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

relate HEAVILY to phil using his fingers to count lol

#dan being all 'gays cant do maths' and then does mental arithmetic smh all men do is lie #dan and phil #phan #(im doing my part etc)

[jimmyenjoyer]

#sorry i just remembered scott saying “is that what you think gay people sound like?” and started giggling #jimmy being accidentally homophobic my beloved #jimmy “he cant do math because hes gay HE SAID THAT GAYS CANT DO MATHS- HE SAID IT-” solidarity #i love him

[deadcrowcalling]

me remembering exams start next week

#they start on a MONDAY #in first period like bruh #at least give me a day to mentally prepare myself #and because of how the exam schedule is set this year i've got to do MATH first thing in the morning #bro it's gonna be like 8:00 AM #and i'm gonna have to do math #i'm literally like a few years away from being an adult and i still don't know my 7's and 8's times tables #like i know 1-6 but that's it bro #how am i supposed to do math at 8 in the morning broo 😭 #i am NOT finding the area of that shape fuck you #i want to be asleep in my bed not drawing triangles with the old broken protractors #i am not fixing to do math that early in the morning i'm sorry im not #it is 8 AM BRO i want a BAGEL and to watch reruns of FRIENDS while im half awake #not doing MATH #FUCK MATH BROO #i hate math #im yapping im sorry #yap yap yap #i hate math so much #i'm dropping out istg #but i cant #gotta finish the end of year exams for neil 😔 #do it for neil guys #gays can't do math #i sure can't #wheres cameron when you need him #can bro come do my homework #at least help me do it pls #that's all i ask #wheres a smart ginger kid when you need em

[tortademaracuya]

Fighting for my life trying to calculate a %discount

#its me im the gay that cant do math im so sorry #me la llevé que decirles #gracias calculadoras online u r my only ho #haunted.txt #aun tengo q sacar los precios en pesos jaja saludos

[kaeyapilled]

. (tw heterosexuality)

#i am having the worst sexuality crisis of my life. i was so sure i was a lesbian but there is this One Guy.. #he makes me feel things. i think. but i cant categorize them #relationships w men sound.. unappealing.. if i think about it generally #like a random man? sounds weird. or maybe not. i dont know. i havent even had a first kiss lmao i dont really know stuff #but him............oh...........hes so funny and cool and nice to everyone. his hands are pretty (weird thing to notice but ok) #he explains math to me and i cant focus because he's too close. thats so MORTIFYING I THOUGHT I WAS A DYKE #but at the same time 12 year old me was having heart palpitations around my first girl crush and shit #and he hasnt made me feel anything that strong so far. so. idk. but also i was 12. so idk #well okay generally speaking women make me feel much more doing way less #there was this occasion where this girl who i always had a mild thing for but never did anything about it just came up to me #at school #and just. haha lol i had a dream about you last night ;) #i am not joking when i say i felt weak in the knees. she was smiling in a like playful way so i was gonna make a joke but i could not #because i was going to pass out from being too gay #this guy (or any other guy for that matter) doesn't seem to have the power to make me feel like that #..........am i bisexual with a female lean or whatever people say. or am i experiencinf the worst case of comphet of my life #this is awful. not because i don't wanna like men (its just sexuality idc) but because i don't want to prove my mom right #😭what if it WAS a phase #but who knows. mentioning the girl who dreamt about me kind of replaced the thoughts i was having of him for a bit there #i miss her she was nice. well sort of. but i was never involved in the drama so who cares fr. she graduated last year #anyways sorry for breaking character. tumblr user kaeyapilled is lore dropping

[bjornkram]

Not currently pleased with the trend of joking that all bisexual men are idiots

#youre just doing ''gays cant do math'' again #get new jokes these ones arent funny #grumbles

[mossolantern]

You said you were 13 in 2010 when you started reading homestuck

oh!

okay explanation; i can't do basic math i am so sorry :skull:

birthday was in 2003, which (if i used a calculator like a normal person) would mean i was actually 7 <-(horrible ipad kid also glued to the family pc)

#i am the gay stereotype of 'cant do math' #how did i fuck that up so bad im JERNGFBER #that is genuinely embarrassing for me #let me go fix that rn #that would also explain why i got banned for being UNDER 13 on deviantart they dont ban 13 year olds

[caffeine-high]

#i am suffering #im gay i cant do maths or math related things #yes i am counting physics stuff as part of maths rn #cuz honestly #i cant do either and you cannot do physics without maths #and i do think the maths part may be the bigger problem for me here? #sorry to the maths ppl i know #tumblr polls #caffeines cackles

[choccymilllk]

i do not know what is happening but I do know that ranboo is hatsune miiku now

am i missing a mcc rn

#art !! #mcyt fanart !! #ranboo fanart #ranboo #im seeing many screenshots of ranboo hatsune #just when i was doing a alittle math studying #can j tag this as mcc #mcc #eheheh #im too tired is there actually an mcc going on school is so cruel noo #cant watch gay football ú--ù

[they-breasted-boobily]

im just gunna say it

sans won by 0.2%, you gays can't do math

#tumblr sexymen #tumblr sexyman poll #tumblr sexymen poll #this is a message from a tumblr gay who can do math #i cant wait to the the strange aeons content this causes