#im gonna eat a wall

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

All these rodydeku fics and not a single one so far has had Rody falling in love when he sees how deku interacts with his siblings, I'm gonna scream.

#WHERE IS IT #WHERE IS DEKU WINNING LALA AND RORO OVER #AND RODY WONDERING WHY TF SEEING DEKU GIVE THEM PIGGYBACK RIDES IS GIVING HIM CARDIAC ARREST #WHERE IS THE FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT WITH DEKU FASCINATING THE KIDS WITH STORIES FROM UA #im gonna eat a wall #rodydeku #mha #bnha world heroes mission

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[chubbychiquita]

so who's gonna feed me until i can't get up out of bed on my own 🥺

#srry for inactivity across platforms i was searching for a new place to live and am now moving! #the door is *still* broken and honestly i need a place where i can smoke weed that is easy for delivery drivers to find #and i don't have to limit my groceries to what i'm willing to carry up the apartment stairs #so im moving into a little house it's gonna be adorable and im going to eat myself trapped so the firefighters have to tear the wall down :3 #and freezer + pantry space too!!! omg so many gluttonous possibilities #me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

best friendisms

bonus <3

#do you think they have heart-shaped bff locket necklaces #barnaby has a picture of wally in his. wally's has a picture of an apple #no one told him he was supposed to put a pic of barnaby in it </3 tragic </3 #now if you all will excuse me im gonna go eat tylenol cereal and also shove my head through the wall #they make me Unwell <3 #Supremely Unwell <3 #theyre!!! theyre besties!!! they are best friends!!! holy shit!!! #sniffling sobbing wailing crawling on the ceiling etc etc #what a time to be alive... to be able to Appreciate them.... #big guy & his lil buddy.... OUAAWOOOOOOOOOOO AGHHHHH OUGHHHHHHHH #i think about barnaby and wally. i take minecraft damage #my healthbar has been dangerously low lately <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #wally darling #welcome home puppet show #sobbing vfx. glass breaking vfx. car crash vfx. banshee wailing vfx- #if anything happens to them i will #Enjoy It Greatly!!! #i will! it would hurt So Fucking Much but id have a great time! #anyway drawing this took ten years off my life. at first i scribbled barnaby's paw Backwards #so i had to completely change half of it #and just. sigh. i Was gonna color it but it took more energy than i thought it would #and really! who has the Energy these days!!! certainly not me! #there are still Mistakes but yk.... whatever... its fine perfection is an impossible achievement anyway <3

[yusukenui]

CHILDE LOOKS SO PRETTY

#im gonna eat a WALL #want him so bad #im gonna beat him up #AND DOTORRE ^![@<)@

[emprcaesar]

been obsessed with jon and robb’s relationship.

the way i see these two is like they’re twins. they kind of are because they are really close in age like im talking a month or two age difference.

#I CANT I CANT #IM GONNA EAT MY WALL #IM CRAWLING ON THE CEILING #a brothers love #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #house stark #jon snow #robb stark #book jon snow #book Robb stark #book quotes #poetry #Robb and Jon #jon and robb #ah #aahhhhh #AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[zannolin]

no 'cause tony and ziva both going to somalia on separate suicide missions but finding each other instead. surviving instead. reuniting and continuing to live afterwards. like what the hell. the look on ziva's face when tony said he thought she was dead and it completely recontextualized "couldn't live without you, i guess." after everything, everything, they still have each other's backs. he was ready to die avenging her and she was ready to die trying to save him and actually i'm screaming crying throwing up what the hell is wrong with this show why would it do this to me.

#ncis #tiva #im like aggressively eating tiny cookies and staring at a wall rn truth or consequences broke something inside my brain #and they framed it as sort of humorous in the narrative bc it was tony telling it but ur just gonna say he went numb and stopped caring #and gave up on living after finding out ziva was supposedly dead??? you want me to be NORMAL about that? #and the way he totally blamed himself for it too bc if not for him she wouldnt have gone back to mossad and been sent on that missionnnnn #SICK AND ILL!!!!

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

red team are FULLY going feral im so here for it, cellbit vouching for cannibalism and getting excited, baghera wanting to build a dirt shack and everyone wanting to crawl into a cave and chase people through the woods

#qsmp #qsmp liveblogging #end of the event the other two teams are gonna have interpersonal conflicts to worry about #meanwhile red are having trouble being reintroduced to their own society because they went completely rabid #if they do get all the eggs back chayanne and tallulah watching their dad burrow even further into the wall and snarl and hiss at people as #they approach #missa's avoiding own home at first not just for fear of being a burden on his husband and family now but bc he hasnt had his rabies shot #cellbit gets EVEN WORSE somehow and roier dives down the rabbit hole with him not because purgatory made him feral but bc it made him #bloodthirsty and he loves his husband ESPECIALLY at his worst #leo gets back and doesnt notice a change at first bc her dad always barks at ppl and wants to hunt bbh for sport but the eating ppl is new. #if pomme finds out her mother nearly gave up on saving her shes distraught until she sees the state of baghera #living in a dirt shack and eating human flesh #charlie gets back to eggxile with a new craving for human flesh and a new distrust for codeflippa bc hes said it out loud now and knows in #his heart its not her but how can he let go when he has nothing but her and the other cannibal freaks he trauma bonded with in purgatory #jaiden would be more upset about cellbit killing fed workers but by the end of the 2 weeks she gets him a little now. shed never turn on th #federation ofc but she gets it a little bit. #and differences aside green and red have all bonded now over a shared murderous rage towards bbh lmao #pac is afraid not only of cellbit but all of red now. too afraid to leave the lab. #you get the jist its 2am im going to bed lmao #(lying) #qsmp spoilers

[cattoru]

SHINICHI TURNING DOWN THE POPULAR IT GIRL WITHOUT HESITATION BECAUSE HE SAYS HE HAS SOMEONE HE’S BEEN FOND OF EVER SINCE HE WAS LITTLE AND THEN PROCEEDING TO ACT LIKE A GROSS LOVER BOY BLUSHING OVER IT IM RIPPING MY HAIR OUT

#SHINRAN MY BELOVEDDDDD #THE WAY RAN IS SO AIRHEADED WHEN IT COMES TO ANYTHING REGARDING SHINICHI’S FEELINGS FOR HER THEY’RE SO UNSERIOUS #GUYS I AM EATING THIS SHIT UPPPP LIKE IM LOSING MY DAMN MIND #THEY’RE SOOOOO SWEET IM GONNA CHEW GLASS #anyway being a first time detco watcher is so fun . i’m being so Normal about this. Clearly (lips bleeding) (bald spots) (burnt walls) #chattoru #detco #detco101 #shinran #shinichi #ran

[p4nishers]

every time i see a new picture of aziraphale smoke comes out of my ears and i don't blink for the next 2 hours he is so pretty i need sedatives this is too much on my nerves i feel like a victorian women seeing bare ankles for the first time

#IM SCRATCHING THE FUCKING WALLS WHAT OS THIS #HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA EAT MY ENTIRE SHOE #how fucking dare they put FUCKING EYELINER ON HIM??!! DO THEY NOT THINK OF ME AND MY HEALTH???! #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever //blasts your old man with the butch beam//

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza series #jo sawashiro #genderbend #snap sketches #sorry. #i laid in bed for three seconds and i dont know what happened i saw a vision and thought to myself 'how can i make my mommy issues worse' #unrelated ramble time my dad. texted me and he did the whole 'you need to eat' bit #and then i told him i was goin to my moms this weekend for a hot minute and he was all 'oh ill send you miso soup :) quick an easy :)' #like thank you...... i. LOVE. water. #i actually do like miso soup but it just seems like a funny thing to me idk LOL #immediately after that he was like 'wait ill just give you money for groceries' #which i felt bad bout since i always feel bad gettin money from my dad. not my mom tho she's a witch #see this is. why we're here tonight this ramble is NOT totally unrelated LMAO #anyway. i have a genderbent ichi doodle too but i figured one (1) instance of me being ill is enough for tonight #so with that im gonna look at the wall more and think of women BYE

[vroomvroomwee]

Gabriel didn't say, "A single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Whatever that is." for people to still misgender Beelzebub

#im gonna go in your walls and start eating your drywall #stop it #good omens #goodomens #goodomenss2 #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #goodomenss2spoilers #gabriel #beelzebub #ineffable beurocracy #misgendering

[annoyingboing]

WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS PART OF THE SHOW AND LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITHOUT BAWLING LIKE A BABY

#THESE SCREENCAPS MAKE MY HEART HURT WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF #HE LOOKS SO FUCKING SAD IM GONNA EAT MY FLOORBOARDS #HE LOVES HER SOOOO FUCKING MUCH IM CLAWING AT MY WALLS #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel episode 5 spoilers #hazbin hotel dad beat dad #hazbin hotel more than anything #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thank you for being possessed by the pride month gods it is a blessing

I FEEL UNWELL <3

#they wont leave me alooonnnneeeeeeee #i sit down to work on the outfit recs but then!!! Fucking Oopsies!!! #im either doodling laughingstock or staring at a wall vividly daydreaming about them for hours on end!!!!! #theyre making me homophobic i stg #i feel like the kitkat vine. yall know the one #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #well im gonna go eat raw meat & chug pickle juice and hope to Fuck it fixes me

[oh-katsuki]

being a little bit more assertive than usual with gojo in your everyday life and in response he just rolls his head to the side, gives you a lopsided grin, and says “is that right, daddy?”

you tell him you want fish and not pasta and he gives you a slick little smile and says “yeah, daddy?”

#I’m going to swallow my ENTIRE fist this is CRAZY #IMM GONNA START EATING DRY WALL #IM GONNA RIP THE CURTAINS FROM THE ROOM #SEW THEM INTO A SHIRT #AND THEN FUCKING EAT THEM LIKE FOOD #I DNEJENSJDBDBDJDJ #HELP MEEEE #tw: daddy kink

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Diem" of BBC Ghosts I am normal about series 5 episode 5 "Carpe Di

#crying sliding down the walls sobbing. #IT WAS HIS BATONNNNN AND HE CASJJSWJVSSJSHS EHSHSVE SHAJAKEVAHAJSBSBJBABSBSVDJAZJBSBSJZBSSBAMDBSHWNDBjsbdvdjsnsjajbesbakwbe ajabrvakajrvsjsj #i am sick. “i know” bitch im going to kill you #HE HAD TO SEE HIM??? IM GONNA EAT MY WALLS #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts series 5 #bbc ghosts spoilers #bbc ghosts s5