#in my humble lesbian opinion

[mo0nchhild]

maybe it's time for me to admit i sat through 2h 24min of x-men apocalypse for ben hardy only when i was in the middle of my bohemian rhapsody (cast) obsession

bonus: i also endured 2h 8min of the absolute TRAINWRECK that was 6 underground for... you guessed it. ben hardy.

#nothing but good times #well hmm idk about that actually #but i fondly remember that part #my point still stands ben hardy should always wear his roger taylor wig #it just hits different #it looks so great #in my humble lesbian opinion #borhap cast #bohemian rhapsody cast #ben hardy

[cthaehbutwithafrog]

There’s a lot of ways to make someone drop a knife

#and this one’s the best in my humble opinion😔 #my art #hotd #hotd fanart #house of the dragon fanart #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #rhaecent #rhaenicent #alicent x rhaenyra #rhaenerya targaryen #grrm #valyrianscrolls #george rr martin #asoiaf #the house of the dragon #idk uh #lesbian #bisexual

[manchblack]

whenever people talk about shows that they wish would've come out now instead of when they did, once upon a time is always on the top of my list. not because i want it to be better written but because the fandom would be batshit insane and it would be SO funny

#can you imagine modern fandom tropes with ouat characters??? fucking insane #we've got tumblr sexyman bait a fuckable old man AND several lesbians #literally what more could you want #ive scrolled through some of the ouat tags on here before and they are. certainly interesting! #very stuck in the early 2010s in my humble opinion #anyways. #ouat #once upon a time #killian jones #rumplestiltskin #emma swan #regina mills

[angell-eek]

im not really one for foodplay but also a dom opening my mouth and pressing a treat down on my tongue with their fingers <33

#chocolate is a reward for good girls in my humble opinion #.txt #lesbian nsft

[aloysarrow]

I'm in Burning Shores and I'm waiting for the moment where I feel like Seykaloy feels too rushed or whatever. Bc it doesn't. Idk what I was suppose to notice or feel negatively about their teaming up. I've shipped Aloy for less just bc I thought she had chemistry with whoever. I was shipping her half-heartedly, like crack-ship-ish even though I knew nothing was canonly there with the Oseram, Silga. It's not too rushed omg 😂

#i think ereloy has less shippy moments tbh and i loved ereloy in HZD lol (not so much in HFW. my ereloy ship sank there lol) #'it was too rushed' boooooooooiii i was shipping Nakoaloy. Nakoa? do yall even remember her?? #SEYKALOY IS ALREADY TOE-TO-TOE WITH TALANALOY just in my humble opinion. and kinda waaay more equal? #like equal in a way that the whole 'Hawk and Thrush' thing didn’t have #whatever. i like Seykaloy. yall can eat dirt if youre bothered lol #Seykaloy #seyka x aloy #aloy x seyka #seyloy #im still team biloy and id hope my friends would be cool with that if any of them played Horizon. But publicly? to the homophobes? #GAYLOY REIGN! #GAYLOY REIGN #GAYLOY #GAYLOY GAYLOY GAYLOY GAYLOY GAYLOY GA- #HAROLD SHES A LESBIAN #LESBIAN ALOY #ok im done lmao #my horizon #my posts #hfw spoilers #burning shores spoilers #i do wish the biphobia hadnt happened. but. welp. not surprised just further disappointed

[jedidiahjunior]

There’s a black hair lip filler carlin bates lookalike on love is blind sweden

#(in my humble lesbian opinion) #(Sergio is my fucking nemesis and if you disagree you are WRONG)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

cutie mark is an applleeee but theres three and its one big next to two small and the two small are ornage

That sounds so dope I love that

#yours would be sparkles in the lesbian flag colors in my humble uneducated opinion <3 #like these ✨types of sparkles Y’know? #you would so be a unicorn #mutual shenanigans with mads #madurday night live

[lesbiangracehanson]

not a day goes by where i don’t think about how sharon horgan & julianna margulies follow each other on insta……

#unfortunately . it’s very personal to me ❤️ #i just think they should co-star in a dark comedy written by sharon #just in my humble lesbian opinion x #rambles

[ranseiuniter]

i have so many fun tabletop games that I get from my lgs (which is where I just interviewed, in fact. that employee discount is gonna be dangerous) so like if u ever want someone who will indulge u and play a non-d&d ttrpg with you. i gotchu.

#i got..... checks shelf #blades in the dark. ryuutama. lancer. scum and villainy. thirsty sword lesbians. dungeon world. monster of the week. heart the city beneath #dream askew/dream apart. sleepaway. monsterhearts. wanderhome. ultraviolet grasslands. the sprawl. coyote & crow. root. #and wellspring OFC. the best ttrpg out there in my humble opinion. certainly the one with the most dope art and layout. B) #tactician 🌸 ooc. #many of them i purchased as wellspring research but also to indulge my love of ttrpgs

[ithacanradio]

saying I'm queer irl and then not elaborating further sure is a choice. i see people trying to clock exactly which flavour i am and never getting close

#which is super funny because I am a textbook aroace. in acquaintances circles my gender and sexuality are mothman shaped #can you tell im on the train and i only have studying to di #do #so far the mostcommon opinion formed by others has been polyam lesbian i think #thats the reports at least #which makes me sound incredibly cool and i feel humbled everytime #glad to see its visible that i dislike men thats the important part

[lizziesblueberries]

I love love love love your replies 💖 yes I think she is the one and fistance doesnt bother me at all!! It’s hard tho because we cant fly for two and a half years until we can see each other. Im going to uk to see her :) it’s really cool having someone to chat to who is also dating someone from the uk! Is she coming to see you or you see her? Any plans ? What does she mean by, British girls do it better? 😆 you should update us on here when you meet!!

So sorry for this late reply!

It’s inter that you say that because Georgia and I are both in school working on our careers and we do t really have time to visit each other. So essentially, it probably won’t be for a year until we see each other. We were thinking either summer or Halloween, probably Halloween since it’ll be my birthday and we LOVE spooky stuff so we’ll get to do Halloween Horror Nights and watch horror movies 😁 Georgia wants to visit me first, she says it’s because she’s older and it’s the right thing to do, (I just think she’s very chivalrous and gentlemanly 😌) But my cousin is graduating in Scotland, so I might use that as a reason to visit. Idk. And when she says British girls do it better, she means that British people are better than Americans, at least better than men 😂 and that they don’t care as much about little things like body imperfections as people in America do. That and she pretty much means British girls are better in bed 🤭 she’s very silly, but I won’t lie, she is a one of a kind and her morals and just her is better than half the people in America. I do sometimes like to update. And if I do when we meet. You’ll probably just hear about how we stayed in a hotel room for a week and the only time we left was to go see birds at a zoo or go to Universal and hold hands 😂 thank you for asking dear❤️

You are now -🌈anon

#lizziesblueberriesasks #you are now my long distance mutual #a true lesbian in my humble opinion for putting in that effort for your love

[hearts1ckness]

i could deadass talk for hourssssssss about the abhorrent misuse of lesbian terminology & the treatment of touch-me-nots & pillow princesses in sapphic spaces but we’d be here for 20 years

#honestly this can be linked back to the fact that the next gen of queer kids are getting bashed rather than educated #but that’s just my humble opinion lmao #but fr that is an issue that needs to be fixed #bc as a lesbian who’s spent the last two years watching my community’s terms be misused and abused by ppl who don’t know their meanings #i’m so fucking sick & tired of this shit LMAO #lora speaks

[sananaryon]

In the trailer of the first game, we got this hot as hell shot of Zagreus, animated by a guy who clearly gets what's hot in men.

And then in the Hades 2 trailer, we get this shot which clearly mirrors it but in my humble opinion does not have anywhere near the same level of hotness, this is way to dainty. She's very pretty in this show, i love her, but it's clearly not animated with the level of sex appeal the shot of Zagreus is

On one hand my feminist half is appreciative that they didn't sexualize the female protagonist but my lesbian ass really wouldn't mind a bit more sex appeal in this shot.

#hadesgame #hades 2

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Abby Anderson head-cannons/ relationship HC’s

An: this is like my modern Hc! Only the cannon in game apocalypse version

Tw: nsfw towards the end

Humble about her title in the WLF

Goes to the gym twice a day, once in the morning once at night plus gas break days once or twice a week

High Proteine girly

Knows Damn well that the gay girls at the WLF thirst over her

COUGH lesbian COUGH

Will keep Alice after hours sometimes just because

It’s literally cannon her and manny have competitions for who do what in the apartment

Is a perfectionist

If your in a relationship she’ll take you to the gym and make you try to lift her weights

Actually really likes to cook

If she wasn’t a solider she would of became a medic like her father

Has a shitty green thumb, can not keep a plant alive if her life depended on it

Speaks Spanish to a small degree bc of manny

Once her and manny had hooked up with the same girl — NOT TOGETHER I meant like Abby hooked up with someone THAT FUCKING SCIENTIST first then manny ended up hooking up with the same woman later on down the line.

Makes the worst jokes ever but ppl laugh bc their to scared to offend her

Street smart not book smart

When fall comes around mannys dad still celebrates dia de los Muertos, being that manny and Abby are close manny invited Abby one year to celebrate with them and they made an ofrenda for Abby’s father

Relationship wise she’s actually really caring

You and Abby met most likely in the WLF, whether it’s from you helping her on an assignment, nursing her to health in the infirmary or her helping you with the animals you two just met at the WLF while helping one another

You of-course had heard of Abby multiple times but you.. this was Abby’s first time meeting or hearing abt you and shit she knew she was heads over heels in the first moment you met

Abby spent months deciding over if you were actually into her or not — one night after you two got drunk together Abby confessed and one thing let to another you two decided to plan a date

Abby freaked out like actually leg shaking anxious breath worried if she would fuck up.

She did, the day of the date she had bailed on you due to being put on an imporant assigment by Isaac

After wards she found you had a small argument with you before finally kissing you

That’s how you two ended up together

(I’m writing a fic abt this btw wait for that coming soon 😈🙏🙏🙏🙏)

She’s the type to find you souvenirs while she’s out patrolling

Will make deals with the gardeners to get you a bouquet of flowers

Every Saturday she kicks manny out and sets up the apartment so you two can have a date, doesn’t matter if your fighting and not on speaking terms you two always have the date Abby makes sure, once you Didn’t show up and Abby actually picked you up- threw you over her shoulder and carried you to the apartment

Most ppl when they write smut for Abby is alays like she’s fucking the ever living daylights out of you and calling you names but personally I don’t think Abby would do that (not that’s there’s anything wrong with those fanfics I eat that shit up everytime)

I think Abby is more of a soft lover. She takes her time and whispers sweet nothings, she’ll tell you how perfect you are and how you were blessed by the goddess of love herself

She can get a little rough though, she’s the type to while nuckles deep into you she’ll praise you for how well your doing

She’s a switch, she loves to make you feel good but also wants to be told how much you love her and her body esp her muscles

Abby’s not submissive though it’s just not her style

Went into an abandoned mall once and found a Spencer’s that’s where she managed to find a strap on

She doesn’t really like to use it since in her opinion it takes away from the experience, she doesn’t really like the fact that you want to get off on something that isn’t her

Would never let you use the strap on her tho lmao

Once Owen had drunkly said something to insult you and Abby decked him right then and there mel and manny made her apologize the next day

Insanely protective of you like I said previously she would deck Owen for just insulting you (I also don’t like Owen bc he sucks for cheating on my babe Mel)

If you two argue which is rare Abby’s stubborn but after a while she’ll force you to talk to her. She’s also gonna make you come to an agreement with her and actually communicate how you feel

GODDAMN ABBYS ASS IS FAT sorry I’m watching the remastered version of tlou2 while writing this 😭

Abby’s heavy on communication like she refuses to let one of you go to bed angry

She swears that your the most beautiful person she’s ever met

Abby will go on rants about her dad and tell you silly stories

Your the most important person to Abby and she makes that very clear— if you do patrols she refuses to let you do dangerous patrols only east already cleared areas or only if your with her so she can protect you

Deep down Abby’s scared to loose you like she lost her dad

Every night before she lets you go back to your apartment to sleep or if your sleeping over Abby will give you soft kisses and tell you how much she loves you before letting you go

That’s its 😝

#lesbian #wlw #abby anderson #abby anderson x reader #abby the last of us #abby tlou #the last of us fanfiction #abby headcanons #abby x reader #tlou

[genderkoolaid]

i am genuinely confused by something you said in your joan of arc post & i would love if you could clarify. you said "women afab can be trans. men amab can be trans." i understand how that applies to intersex people, who may be assigned a sex they identify with but have other sex characteristics that they get dysphoria from. or theyre assigned as one sex but once puberty hit they developed far more traits of the other sex, so they had to transition back to what they used to be. i understand those scenarios. but as far as we know, joan of arc wasnt intersex & you dont bring up intersex in your post. how can a non-intersex person transition to something they already are & have been for their entire life? changing how one presents, like changing their style of clothes to better suit their gender & personality, doesnt count as "transitioning" imo, cis people do that aaall the time, multiple times throughout their lives. so what do you actually mean by this??

So my definition of trans is very much inspired by Leslie Feinberg's definition of trans(gender): An umbrella term for "everyone who challenges the boundaries of sex and gender," in which ze specifically includes cross-dressing and GNC people who are men AMAB and women AFAB. I would define trans as being inclusive of anyone who queers sex and/or gender.

In my humble nonbinary opinion, we way over-rely on the idea of trans as being about identifying as a gender that isn't your assigned sex. I, for example, was assigned female and identify as (amongst other genders) a woman, but my womanhood is very much trans. For one, I was on T for two years and intend to get bottom surgery, but I was also alienated from typical cis girlhood for my entire life and my womanhood is inherently tied to me also being a man and abinary. My womanhood is not cisnormative at all.

"Woman" and "man" (and male and female) are all constructs. Just because someone may call themself a woman, and have been assigned female at birth, does not mean they identify as the same kind of woman that society expects and demands them to. There are different ways of constructing womanhood. The "gender identity that isn't AGAB" definition was built on the idea of trans people as going from one binary point to the other, with the assumption that "woman" and "man" are still Real Things with one natural meaning. Attempts at being nb-inclusive have basically just said "well nonbinary isn't a gender assigned at birth, so its trans!" which is completely true, but it also ignores all the nonbinary and genderqueer people whose genders are more nuanced than that.

On Jeanne d'Arc specifically, I actually have some relevant quotes on this:

(from Vested Interests: Crossdressing and Cultural Anxiety and Clothing and Gender Definition: Joan of Arc respectively)

This is why I included that line: because we often assume, in our exorsexism, that a historical figure must identify as a man/woman (cis), as the opposite (trans), or maybe as neither, but those are the only options. We are still limiting ourselves and these historical figures' by limiting how we understand gender and genderqueerness. To Jeanne, being a cross-dressing female virgin soldier could be its own gender, something different than the genders of cisnormative mothers and nuns.

& as a note: I feel like, a lot of the time, non-intersex people in the community will make exceptions for intersex people (like "well, intersex people can be transfemmascs/male lesbians/etc" but no one else!!!") which. doesn't actually seem that great for intersex people? Like aside from assuming that these genderqueer experiences can only be had by intersex people, it also means that if you identify that way, you must Prove that you are Allowed to be doing that, by both outing yourself as intersex and arguing that you are intersex Enough.

#m. #ask box #i hope this makes sense my brain still isnt working fully #trans history #transmasc history #theory

[sebbianas]

i am a lesbian lily believer and before you roll your eyes and say “she married james and had a son! she’s not a lesbian” or “you’re just saying that because you ship jegulus” i need you to put on you thinking cap and listen to me

at the tender age of 11 or so i think lily get accepted into hogwarts and her sister, who’s opinion she obviously cares about, called her a freak. here she was getting into a school that was magical and her sister calls her a freak. and then when she got to the said school she was called names and looked down on because she was different.

my personal headcanon for lily is that though her parents didnt reject her for being a witch they also didnt connect well with her after that, she was different and they loved her but they could never truly understand her anymore. she lives in between two world, one world where she was looked down on for being muggleborn and the other where she was just too different and too special and they cant truly understand who she is

lily, who is smart and powerful desperately trying to prove her worth in the magical world but still being sweet and humble to prove she’s still her parents daughter, finding out that there’s a reason her eyes follows the way Mary Macdonald’s hand movements, there’s a reason she blushes and get flustered when Pandora Lovegood smiles at her and joins her table at the library, there’s a reason why Emmeline Vance’s laughter warms her heart and makes her stop what she’s doing so she can stare. she knows deep in her heart what she is but does she really want to give the world more reason to reject her?

and james, sweet wonderful james, who loves her and wants her and he’s the safe choice, he’ll give her a family, one she wont have to prove herself to, and she can learn to love him. she already does anyway but maybe not in the way he deserves but its enough love to keep him happy and warm, its a love that she knows its true. he loves her and maybe its not in the way she wants but its enough.

they could learn to be enough for each other because in this world trying is good enough.

they get married young, started family young. to prove to herself there’s nothing wrong with her, to prove to james that she loves him and that he’s enough for her. because they wanted a family and all they had was each other.

and she holds her son, and she loves him so much. its a love that goes beyond her and goes beyond anything she has ever felt. in that moment she knew she did the right thing. james would never love her the way she wanted. she could never love james the way he deserved. but little harry? they would love him with all theyve got and maybe thats enough for them.

#this a commentary on comphet and how it affected lily #lily evans