#incorrect arthurian quotes

[oneshoulderangel]

Arthur: How did this happen??

Knight: well it’s all started with sir Gawain-

Arthur: That explains it.

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[caer-gai]

"I have to do more work but i really want to go outside and set things on fire."

-- Kay

#incorrect arthurian quotes #kay #source: things #my mom said

[peregrin-tookish]

Gawain: Have you accepted that Lancelot and I are engaged yet?

Agravaine: Well at this point I either have to accept it or get really serious about breaking you guys up

Agravaine: And that sounds like a lot of work so I've decided to just accept it

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

*The Knights cleaning up* Gwaine: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Arthur, to Merlin: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Bree: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Selwyn: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

William: Valec tripped and fell in the parking lot

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[incorrection-quotation]

The Lord Bertilak after Gawain kisses him: *Dang, this man was literally too nice to sleep with my wife*

Sir Gawain blushing profusely: *kissing two people in one day? What am I? A whore!?*

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[thatdamhobbit]

Perry: So, apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

And also

Gwen: How many kids do you have?

Perry: Biologically, legally or emotionally?

And

Perry: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor

Morgan: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

And

Morgan: You’re my best friend and I would do anything for you

Dai: Eat three full meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Morgan: Absolutely not.

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[gringle-pringle]

It’s been pointed out to me that the entire merlin series is just merlin being Perry the platypus.

Merlin takes off his neckerchief

“A servant?”

Merlin puts on his scarf:

“MERLIN THE SERVANT?!?”

Merlin’s eyes turn gold:

“EMRYS THE PROTECTOR OF THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING??!?!?”

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[15pantheons]

Lancelot: I am an expert at identifying birds.  Arthur: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?  Lancelot: Yeah, they're all birds. 

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[familiar-anonymous]

Arthur: Earth is round!

Gwaine: It’s obviously flat! Merlin, tell him.

Merlin *with his eyes closed*: Nothing is round, nothing is flat. Everything is just fucked.

Gwaine *clapping Merlin on shoulder: Wise man.

Arthur: ...i hate my life

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[oneshoulderangel]

Kay: that mother-

Arthur: no langauge in front of the Lancelot.

Kay: He’s not a child.

Arthur: Debatable.

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[caer-gai]

"Ooopsie doopsie I'm your Dad."

- Pellinore, probably

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[taliesin-the-bored]

Post-Camlann Incorrect Quote

Bedivere (to Arthur): I just fought in a battle for you, most of my friends are dead, you’re dying, I’m unemployed, the land is in turmoil and potential anarchy, Kay is I-don’t-know-the-heck where, you just killed my brother by hugging him, and I don’t even get to keep the darn sword?

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Merlin: WHO THE FUCK-

Arthur: Whoa, language!

Merlin: I speak fucking English!

Arthur: ...

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[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Bree: it's Valec's turn to pick for game night

Valec: we're all gonna sit in a circle and be nice to each other

Selwyn: that's not a game you moron

Valec: Sel is already losing

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[merlinjoyer]

Merlin: you are just like a witch

Morgana: you mean, I enchanted you✨?

Merlin: no

Merlin: I'd rather see you burn

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