Steve: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?
Billy: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Billy: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Steve: Billy, it’s four o'clock in the morning.
Billy: So you can’t sleep, huh?
Steve:
Billy: …Is it the blanket?
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This is the most Harringrove thing ever. 😂
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Dustin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Billy, not looking up from his book: Really? Steve, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down
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[billy babysitting]
erica: ok you be the princess
billy: what? why am *i* the princess?
erica: look in the mirror, malibu barbie. now listen-
billy: what the fuck
erica: princesses don’t curse, hargrove
billy: whatever. oh hey steve
steve: h-
erica: he can be the frog
steve: what! the hell did i do?
erica: frogs don’t *talk*, hair guy
steve:
steve: [kermit the frog voice] hey uh when do i get to kiss the princess
erica: get out of my room
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Steve: Why are you here? Are you stalking me?
Billy: Not everything is about you, Harrington. Maybe it’s time to stop being so self centered.
Steve:
Steve: You’re literally at my house, Hargrove! This is my fucking backyard and you’re swimming in my pool!
Billy: Well shit, you live here? Nice place, pretty boy.
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Billy: I've been waiting to meet this "King Steve" everyone's been telling me so much about!
Steve: Dude, just blow me already.
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Billy: I wish someone would explain my behavior to myself.
Steve: You wouldn’t listen.
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Steve while high: He’s just so cute with the lips and the hair and the butt ya know?
Steve: Do you think he likes me?
Steve: He’s mean but I kinda like it.
Steve: Should I ask him out? What if he says no?!?
Steve: oh god. Don’t tell Billy I said that. Shhhhhh.
Billy, currently dating Steve: Okay.
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