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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 8 months

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Katherine: This date is boring!

Y/n: This isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Katherine: Then why did you invite me?

Y/n: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said, "fuck you Y/n I'll do whatever I want!"

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bonded-till-the-bitter-end · 6 months

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MG: What is your life motto?

Lizzie: Gay and ready to slay.

Hope: Bi and ready to die.

MG: ...

Lizzie: Hope...

Hope: ....

Lizzie: Sweetie, we talked about this.

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orqheuss · 9 months

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HL modern!AU

MC: I have decided I am a snack. People are just not hungry.

Sebastian, under his breath: I'm fucking starving

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sallow-gaunt · 10 months

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MC: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Sebastian: (touched) We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

MC: Yes.

Ominis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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5sospenguinqueen · 1 month

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Sebastian: I hear you like bad boys.

MC: Yeah, I suppose so.

Sebastian: (to Ominis) Tell her.

Ominis: He's literally the worst.

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aiden-bevelle · 1 year

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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.

Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.

Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #this fits perfectly #had to insert these characters #sebastian sallow x mc

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slytherinsprincesss · 2 months

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Sebastian: Hey MC, are you busy Saturday around 3?

MC: No? Why?

Sebastian: What about you Ominis? Are you busy Saturday at 3?

Ominis: No Sebastian, I’m not.

Sebastian: Perfect, because I am! You two go ahead to get butterbeer without me. Enjoy your date ;)

MC: did he just-

Ominis: yes, he did just set us up.

**I feel like Sebastian would be a great wingman to Ominis (when he really tries)**

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lara-kaminari · 2 months

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Sebastian: Do you know why I invited you over?

MC: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?

Sebastian: *Stops pouring wine into two glasses*

Sebastian: Accidentally? :(

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girl-named-matty · 24 days

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MC: *About Sebastian* I could fix him. Ominis: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them. MC: Wait what- Ominis: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

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oneofafew · 2 months

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MC: PLEAASEEE Ominis!

O: absolutely not, I’m not doing it, there’s no way

MC: just once please that’s all I won’t ask again I promise please Ominis please please

Ominis: *sigh* Fine if it’ll shut you up

MC: *clapping excitedly*

Ominis: *Speaks in Parseltongue*

Sebastian (Shuddering from across the room): Stop making him hiss at you, get a cat or something, it’s weird.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #headcanon #writing #incorrect quotes

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 2 months

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Caroline: Y/n says I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

Stefan: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

Caroline: Thank you.

Y/n:

Y/n: What drugs do you take?

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bonded-till-the-bitter-end · 7 months

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Hope is drunk and dragged Lizzie to the zoo because she got lost but didn't want to admit it, so now there they are. Both of them kind of just going with the flow.

Hope: What do you think they're in for?

Lizzie: Sweetie, this isn't a prison.

Hope: So they can leave?

Lizzie: No but-

Hope: *points at a meerkat* That one. I bet he murdered someone.

Lizzie: *too tired to fight it, points at a red panda* And that one?

Hope: *observes red panda for a moment* Financial fraud.

Lizzie: *lowkey interested* Damn.

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fandoms--fluff · 1 year

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Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

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localravenclaw · 1 month

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MC: *staring longingly at Sebastian from across the Great Hall

MC: I can fix him.

Poppy: Girl, you are worse than him!

#i'm sorry i saw a meme and i couldn't help myself 🙈🙈🙈#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #poppy sweeting

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5sospenguinqueen · 2 months

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(Sebastian throws down numerous books, disturbing breakfast in the Great Hall)

MC: (gulping down coffee) I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you.

Sebastian: It’s too early in the morning for self-pity, MC.

(MC chokes on their coffee)

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aiden-bevelle · 1 year

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Sebastian: I told Ominis that his ears turn red when he lies.

Y/N: Do they?

Sebastian: Nah.

Y/N: Then why did you tell him that?

Sebastian: Because I can do this.

Sebastian, turns to Ominis and shouts: Hey Ominis! Do you love us?

Ominis, with his hands over his ears: No.

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