#incorrect race to the edge quotes

[soulhunterrr]

Hiccup, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Astrid : Hey.

Fishlegs : Hi.

Ruffnut : Sup.

Snotlout : Hello.

Viggo : Hey!

Hiccup : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Tuffnut : It is an emergency!

Ryker : We were out of Doritos.

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[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?

Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best

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[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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[miae-bee]

Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?

Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly

Astrid: Not the dragons, the people

Hiccup: Why would I know that?

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[toulouseec]

Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

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[httyd-dragons-content]

We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

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[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

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[athena-theunicorn]

I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.

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[c0nfessions-of-a-writing-freak]

Hiccup: Would Tuffnut approve?

Fishlegs: …Yes?

Hiccup: We must be doing something wrong then

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[random-incorrect-things]

Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

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[soulhunterrr]

Hiccup : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Snotlout : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Hiccup : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Astrid : Actually I did the math, Snotlout would have $225, not $0.15.

Snotlout : Fam I’m right here....

Ruffnut: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Fishlegs : while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Ruffnut : Sorry I only have a dollar

Fishlegs : :(

Astrid : Hey I just realized, Snotlout would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Ruffnut: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Astrid : You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Tuffnut: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Astrid : Apply juice to what

Ryker : Directly to the forehead

Viggo : Great chat everyone

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[dragonnnfly]

Astrid: Do you think your dad likes me?

Hiccup: My dad literally begged you to marry me

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[toothbrushfingers]

i think i’m funny

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[toothle-plama-blat]

Hiccup: alright Snotlout, ready to do the test of incomplete sentences?

Snotlout: yes

Hiccup: remember to answer quickly, with the first word that you think of

Snotlout: yeah i know

Hiccup: first one: i believe my father rarely...

Snotlout: thinks

Hiccup:

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[miae-bee]

Snotlout: I will not even hesitate to strangle you

Hiccup: Can you even reach my neck

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[violet-moonstone]

Dagur: *hugging Hiccup way too hard* Aww you're so cute and cuddly

Hiccup: Dag—can't—can't breathe

Dagur: *loosens grip a bit* Whoops, sorry, forgot how small and delicate you are

Hiccup: Wh—okay, I'm not delicate, I just need to breathe—

Dagur: *petting him on the head* My small little Hiccup

Hiccup: Oh gods. Dagur, I'm not—

Dagur: You're so small, you're the smallest

Hiccup: Dagur, I'm literally taller than you

Dagur: My teeny tiny little Hiccup

Hiccup: *sighs and stares into the camera*

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