#incorrect varian

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

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[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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[withered--s0uls]

Varian after dying and being revived in the S3 finale (alongside the whole ass cast bc they all bit the grass except Raps 💀)

Varian:"I think I just saw god guys."

Varian: "I stood at the pearly gates and a list of my crimes was being read out to me. Then I woke up."

All other former criminals: "same."

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: We all have our demons.

Varian, grabbing Amren: This one's mine!

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[madneurologist]

Hugo, inside his sleeping bag staring at the sky: Hey, goggles?

Varian: What

Hugo: Are you awake?

Varian: Who the fuck do you think said "what"

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[nightowl1556]

Varigo Incorrect Quote

Varian: *Hugs Hugo from behind*

Varian: *Tucks Hugo's hair behind his ear*

Varian, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

#found this incorrect quote and it reminded me of them #varigo #varian x hugo #out of context varigo quotes #tangled the series #varian and the seven kingdoms #tts #vat7k #tts varian #varian #hugo #vat7k hugo #incorrect quotes

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Goggles...you have...wonderful eyes.

Varian: HES LOST HIS MIND

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[glitchedvaporeon]

VAT7K Incorrect quote

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[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: Are you ready to commit? Hugo: Like, a crime or a relationship?

#varian and the seven kingdoms #vat7k #hugo vat7k #varian vat7k #varigo #vat7k incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Tts

[nerdasaurus1200]

Eugene: You know archaic Latin?

Varian: I got bored with classical Latin.

Lance: You know normal Latin?

Varian: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.

Rapunzel excitedly: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?!

Varian: You guys don't know everything about me. Now, do you guys want a sweater or a scarf?

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[adventuretolkienlover]

Varian: "Tea is just leaf water!" Yeah?! Well coffee is just bean water! It's like everything is just made of things! This door is a wood rectangle. This poster is just ink paper. THIS LEMONADE IS JUST LEMON WATER. Wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation!

Sure is a magical world we live in!!!

Eugene: The sarcasm in this is fatal.

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[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

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[multifandomconfusion]

Post betrayal be like.

#vat7k #vat7k shitpost #varigo #hugo the human #varian vat7k #varian and the 7 kingdoms #vat7k incorrect quotes

[moonlit-hearts]

*Varian and Hugo arguing*

Varian: …and now I will fuck you!

Hugo: *goes beat red*

Yong:

Ruddiger:

Prometheus:

Nuru:

Nuru: *whispering* It’s “fuck you up,” Varian.

Varian: Wait, what’d I say?

#incorrect quotes #vat7k #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #Varian #hugo vat7k #nuru vat7k #yong vat7k #Look it’s not his fault #He never learned how to curse properly #He thought you just get bleeped out by a loud noise #Hugo is happy to help him out later tho don’t worry #Varian: with my cursing problem right? #Hugo: We can do two things

[jaxx-a-phone]

Varian, walking up to Hugo while he’s working: What are you doing?

Hugo: Making a bath bomb

Varian: …A bath bomb?

Hugo, handing him a glass vial: Mhm, you wanna help pour this in?

Varian:

Varian: …This is gunpowder

Hugo: And?

Varian: Aren’t you making a bath bomb?

Hugo: Yes

Hugo: You throw it into the bath, and it explodes on impact

Varian:

Varian: …I don’t think you know how bath bombs work

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[madneurologist]

Rapunzel: Varian, are you getting enough sleep?

Varian: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close

#tangled the series #tts #tts varian #tts incorrect quotes #rapunzel #vat7k too why not