Shiro: don't steal someone's heart, they only have one!
Keith: yeah, steal their cars instead. the Garrison has tons.
Shiro:
The rest of Team Voltron:
Keith: ...plus you get a free Space Dad
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keith: why do americans celebrate red white and blue?
shiro: what?
keith: because those are the french colours? i thought americans were super patriotic about their own country
shiro: be quiet
shiro: if someone hears you they’re gonna beat you up
shiro: and then i will have to beat them up to protect you
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Krolia: Alright everyone, settle down! If we don't get to sleep soon we're going to hate ourselves in the morning
Kolivan and Antok: *in sync* I already hate myself
Krolia: *concerned* We're definitely talking about that tomorrow…
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“post your latest text!!”
me
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Y/n: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me
Pidge: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Y/n: Yes!
Keith: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
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Lance: So now I'm just suposed to do anything that Pidge does?! I mean what if she jumped off a cliff?
Shiro: If Pidge were to jump off a cliff They would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Pidge jumping off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff
Lance: . . . Would you jump off a cliff?
Shiro: Gladly, provided Pidge did it first
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Galra!Keith: My hero
Lance: Would you mind giving your hero a name?
Keith: Sure, I know lots of names. You don't have one?
Lance: No, I do! It's Lance! I just wanted to know yours.
Keith: Oh. It's Keith
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Lance, trying to be funny: I’m like Tinkerbell, if I don’t get enough attention I’ll die.
Hunk, natural born comedian: Haha, more like twinkerbell
Lance:
Lance: Now we have to either fight to the death or make out.
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keith: “how do you treat your books?”
lance: “why do you wanna know?”
keith: “tell me why and ill tell you why i want to know.”
lance: “i dog ear them sometimes? and ill write in them if i really like a quote or something. now tell me why”
keith: “the way someone treats their books can tell you a lot about a person”
lance: “does it? whats that tell you, that im handsome and sexy and kind?”
keith, halfway out of the room with his head poking through the door: “that you dog ear your books sometimes”
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(Lance staring at Keith)
Keith: what are you looking at?
Lance: the centre of my universe <3
Keith:
Keith: ...first of all the universe doesn't belong to you so you can't say my, and second of all there is no centre because space goes on forever in every direction
Lance:
Lance: what were you saying about paper airplanes again?
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