Steve and Eddie are different in many ways, but they are very much the same in many others. Eddie is a ball of energy that often needs to be redirected, has strong opinions and shows his love through unexpected bites. Steve is the most comfortable when he's the host, he's a people pleaser, more easy going in conversations and so easily stressed when his routine gets fucked up.
Yeah, they're different. But what they have in common is that they know how to mold into each other's energy to brighten their days. To put a smile in their faces.
And they both love surprises.
Steve gives into Eddie's chaotic energy a random Friday after work because he knows Eddie's had a rough week, so he makes a plan. That night, Eddie came home to find all lights off and a single note in the coffee table:
Babe, I've got a surprise for you, but I need you to get ready. Look under the table.
When Eddie does, he finds another note attached to a black cawboy hat and one of his bandanas.
This is for the vibes, you gonna want to wear that tonight. Look in the fridge.
Eddie's smile keeps growing as he goes through the house, note to note finding props, building anticipation, his smile so wide his cheeks hurt now, until he was fully dressed as a cawboy, with a belt full of foam bullets and two guns. The last note is in the back door.
How you dare to come back to this place, you filthy bandit. You think you'd be welcome here after last time? You really think the sheriff is not here to put an end to your life, you goddamn traitor? Cross this door, and fight me, you coward.
Eddie's smile faded as he got into character, so goddamn ready to play the villain. He put the bandana across his face, covering his mouth and nose. Eddie crossed the door and found the back yard with with several hay bales (did Steve rent those out?) scattered all around, and waiting patiently, sitting in one of them, there was Steve, all fully dressed as a sheriff (even with a shiny gold star in his vest!), with a cigarette in his mouth, already wounding Eddie with a mischievous smile.
They played for a couple of hours until the roleplay got heated up and they ended up making each other come behind the hay bales, still in character. They only dropped the act when they came back into the house and they got each others clothes off, where the fun continued as themselves.
They didn't sleep that night. Eddie's smile lasted for days on, and Steve's love bites mark all around his body took a day or two to fade.
Yeah, Steve was a fucking perfect host.
Unbeatable, so.
Until Eddie took revenge.
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the beginning two minutes of iv. mount eerie by the microphones is one of my fave music moments of all time i think. i really like the whole song, it gets v fun (and the album) so much but this:
gives me full body chills each time and gets stuck over and over in my head constantly.. just the stormy swell of it, especially those first two lines. i love it and feel it expanding beneath my ribs, can feel the clouds overhead full of rain and smoke . listen to it
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WHAT PRIDE HAD WROUGHT makes me so angry but i remember seeing a video posted byy corseque i think? where she recovered the eliminated lines made by lavellan translating the elvhen ruins and that fixs my heart by headcanons</3
i cant find the specific post but im prettttttty sure i remember the one ur talking abt ! thankfully there's both a mod to remove that "which is" line as well as restoring the elf!inquisitor voicelines u mentioned on nexus!!!
unfortunately im the silliest of geese and forgot to download them this playthrough :( but mayhaps we can save the next poor soul </3
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