#it legit goes SO HARD

[silverwhittlingknife]

Dick + not getting phone calls

1. Bruce makes Jason Robin (Batman 416)

Dick: "It was quite a kick for me to learn about the new Robin in the newspapers."

2. Jason dies (New Titans 55)

Dick: "Bruce never called to tell me what happened to Jason. He didn’t know I was half-way across the universe, but he didn’t even leave a message on my machine. If Danny hadn’t found out... Blast him. Why didn’t he call me?"

3. Bruce picks Jean-Paul Valley as the next Batman (Robin 13)

Dick: "You left Tim alone with a lunatic. The kid could have been killed." Bruce: "There wasn't time." Dick: "No time to pick up a phone? No time to call me? ... I thought there was one guy who'd have faith in me. But when it comes down to the test, you picked someone else to succeed you."

4. Alfred quits after Bruce's back gets broken in Knightfall (Nightwing: Alfred's Return)

Dick: "Bruce didn't send me. I came because I'd like to know why the guy who's been like a father to me suddenly upped and split without a word! Because my best friend has been gone for months - the Bahamas, Antarctica, England - and I didn't even get a call! Not even a postcard!"

5. Donna's son dies (Teen Titans Vol. 2 12)

Wally: "Man, Dick, I'm sorry! I thought for sure she would have called you!" Dick: "Robbie was her world. Why didn't she call? I could have helped. I would have... I'd do anything for her..."

6. Wally's wife miscarries and...it's complicated, but for the purposes of this list you just need to know that he didn't tell Dick or ask him for help (Flash 210)

Dick: "What I said earlier, I didn't mean for it to come out that way. You're my best friend. You have been since we were kids. And after everything you went through, I just wish I was the one you came to for help - instead of Hal."

#dick ''JUST CALL ME AND ASK FOR HELP DAMN IT'' grayson #also dick: *does not pick up his phone when roy keeps calling after donna dies* #*tries to hide and then straight-up run away from tim in the aftermath of blockbuster* #dick grayson #anyway the wally plotline is something else flash comics are bonkers you guys #at wally's 1st wedding his wife gets kidnapped & everyone forgets she exists #later they remember and have an impromptu second wedding! #another time he got replaced by a different Flash from another dimension #and that Flash pretended to be him for a while and was in the Titans and it unnerved Dick who wasn't sure if Wally set it up on purpose #you might be thinking ''come on Dick - Wally would never do that''- but wellllll /probably/ he wouldn't but it's hard to say #after Linda miscarries Wally gets the Specter to mindwipe his secret ID from everybody #but then uh oh Wally forgot too! - but then he remembers! - so he tells Linda so she'll remember! #so she's understandably kinda freaked-out that he messed with her mind albeit w good intentions and she needs some space #and then Wally goes and reminds Clark who he is and then reminds Dick who he is #anyway i feel like Dick's frustration with him here is very legit and so is Linda's though in Wally's defense #he was extremely upset by the Zoom-attack-induced miscarriage #and going to the Specter for help is not *quite* as dumb as it sounds because the Specter used to be the hero Hal Jordan #and Hal Jordan was buddies with Barry Allen the previous Flash #anyway later on there's time chaos and the miscarried twins get born after all!! #so it all works out in the end #anyway my conclusion is that if you had the misfortune to become a speedster you just gotta get used to zany adventures #hoc scripsi

[daisynik7]

what oddly specific thing are you currently obsessed with? bc for me, it's the part of the tears of the kingdom trailer when the saxophone starts playing

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #legit play this part at least three times a day #probably more tbh #it goes SO HARD #feel free to share your current obsession! #love hearing from you all :)

[yellowocaballero]

hello! i really liked your fics, especially the dc-xmen ones, and they made me interested in reading the comics. do you have any recs for starters? thank you :D

So a long-running gag between my sibling and I is that they aren't allowed to send me any panels or information about the X-Men, because I don't like the X-Men comics. Have I legitimately read a bunch? Sure. Would I recommend any of them? No.

I'd say X-Force (starring private eye Jamie) wasn't bad, except the 10yo girl got aged up into an 18yo and started making out with the lead. Cable & Deadpool probably barely counts as X-Men but it's definitely the best Cable and the best Deadpool comic simultaneously. My X-Men fics are based almost entirely off the children's cartoon X-Men Evolution, which is the only X-Men media I can say with my whole chest that I really enjoy. I heard that X-Men Blue was good.

As for where to start with DC comics...I'm struggling with a personal opinion on that too. I can't give a single comic that's the best Batman comic to start with, because the popularity of the Batman arc has an inverse relationship to its quality. The best Batman comic is some random one-off by Denny O'Neil in the 70s that was never mentioned again. I'm not sure how often this rec is given but Batman: Black and White is one of the few one-off Batman things that is sincerely gorgeous and moving (unlike The Dark Knight Returns or Arkham Asylum A Serious House on Serious Earth or The Killing Joke or Batman: Year One or The Long Halloween or Under The Red Hood or). If you've rolled up here for the Batfam exclusively then Cassandra's 90s Batgirl run is unironically pretty good.

If you enjoy reading teenagers being awful the late 90s-early 00s Young Justice comic by Peter David is delightful - if you enjoyed Impulse in it, then check out my favorite comic run of all time Impulse (not best, just favorite). The 90s Mark Waid Flash run was lovely. Outside of the heroes I've actually written, if you're pretentious as fuck the the 80s Denny O'Neil Question is fantastic. If you're not pretentious and want something much lighter then the early 00s Blue Bettle and 70s Shazam comics are unbelievably fun.

That probably doesn't help much! I love Batman so much but I couldn't believe that I couldn't actually list of any famous Batman arcs or stories that I genuinely love. Life of a Batman fan. I'm so sorry I can't actually recommend an X-Men comic. I'm sure there are good ones I just haven't read any.

#granted most of the modern x-men ive read has been joss whedon so #and he's a fine enough comics writer he just rarely goes in any particularly interesting directions #disclaimer that i haven't read any modern batman comics in a VERY long time so if the list is looking a bit antique thats why #weirdly enough im much more of a DC girl #but I can recommend more of Marvel. huh. #my asks #also im not joking about cable&deadpool it was really definitive for the actual deadpool we know of today #he was a very different character before that. also it did a miracle and made cable sufferable #legit dont read any dp comics other than that one theyre trying too hard #the 90s run is fascinating but mostly because he locks blind al in a torture chamber whenever she annoys him #not even in a funny way. its fucked up he kind of sucks.

[yappacadaver]

im just obsessed with his themes and motifs, i love when guys have suffering tailor-made just for them, and i love watching how their psyche tries to grow through the torture dungeon's twisting labyrinth, until the shape of their soul is a cast of it

#it's like pouring molten metal into an ant colony to make a cast #rational thoughts being the ants #mr delver i wont u... #this one goes out to all my favorite blorbos though #only the men though surprisingly i have a different type for women (creator of the torture dungeon) #but yea kakashi went through this too and it was so potent it probably shaped my 13 year old brain for good #though i gotta say in the suffering olympics raymond is probably one of the only ones to give kakashi a run for his money like i legit #hjave a hard time handing out the gold to either of them #i guess i would honestly HONESTLY have to hand it to raymond which is so!!! girl kakashi is an active combatant living under martial law To #but kakashi gets the chance to get better and he gets it multiple times... kakashi ends up with a family... even when things are bad he has #comrades and??? not to be like that but he has power. he's not helpless. he COULD have run away from it all (not saying he shouldve but it #was an OPTION at least) #Raymond is connecticut clarke if connecticut clarke had to resist against the forces of hell itself alone for his entire life with little t #no hope of ever escaping. no family. likely no friends (definitely none that are close and understand his situation). the only power he has #is a get out of jail free card but it's not free you have to carve a bit off of mama you gotta have a kidnapping victim to torture like. he #has nothing. #AND THE DAMN GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD ONLY WORKS SOMETIMES LIKE????? get crumpled ig

[rin-enjoyer]

behold my totally sensical dynamic diagram. from aus that everyone knows about. yeah

#makes sense mhm mhm #i just think. that if they were to meet. they would be strange about it #rin would HATE obito for daring to base all his ambitions around 'her' death (even if hes really only paying lip service to it) #but also you know she would get SO mad at anyone who dared to imply she was anything like either of the other rins #also she just. legit does not even remember kakashi's name. who dat guy. why does he have narrative significance #vs obito who would mostly just be elated to see his friends in a position where they are cool and can totally be friends again!!! #yayy #vs kakashi who is SO weird as akatsuki version. mind breaking #not because i think he is incapable of harm (he is very very very capable) but because his defining trait to me is loyalty #and him joining the akatsuki would be breaking that loyalty. feels weeird #scale of madara manipulation for sure goes kks>obito>rin #becuz kks needed SO much convincing. and obito needed the seal and rin murder #but rin definitely heard the words “perfect world” and just decided to push off and finish that existential crisis #prolly freaked out madara a bit. rip that old man i guess he should have gotten a better vessel #who DIDNT do all of that in the name of *checks notes* throwing herself into the sun. man akatsuki!rin goes hard #we havent even gotten to the kagurin of it all. but i really do need to sit down and write a whole Thing up about that so #it can wait. lmao.

[correct-bangtannies]

I don't even like men and I'm somehow already a military wife, what goes on

PS. Don't open the tags unless you want a big ass wall of text of me rambling on your screen

#hit #im just honestly so glad that I've become a lot more chill with the whole being an army thing #in the sense that i used to be a lot more attached and hyped over everything #i do still get very hyped and i do still have an attachment to them n their work but y'know just more toned down #(i mean i remember the days of staying up all night to watch award shows knowing damn well they'd always perform last) #(mma 2018 was an emotional rollercoaster like i legit cried a little from the tiredness and being overwhelmed with the performance) #so im glad im a lot more calm about the enlistment news than what i would've been say three years ago before they started to #take longer breaks and eventually announce the hiatus this year #it's like they did it in purpose so that the fandom would grow a bit more used to it n im glad to see that a huge majority are very calm #many are sad ofc but its not being treated as some kind of horrific news #if anything ppl are coping with humor including me lmao #so idk im mostly just happy for them that they're taking their VERY well deserved break before doing their service #i just hope everything goes well and is decently peaceful (as peaceful as enlistment can be at least lol) for them once they're there #now why am i rambling in the tags? bc i need to put my thoughts in order but i don't wanna clog my blog with a long ass wall of text 💀 #I'm at least relieved to know that they already have a set plan of when they're going to go and return + BH is sure af gonna keep putting #out a lot of content that they've filmed over all these years #i mean run bts; documentaries; probably even music and ofc not all of them are gonna go at the exact same time #and ofc stuff related to the HYYH and Chakho #them being absent won't as hard for most hopefully #and hey 2 years aint nothing ive waited far longer for stuff to come out than that we'll be fine! #*cries in silksong and the YOI movie

[guideaus]

how do i wipe nana from my mind

#personal #i read with the light and i know the husband changes but the beginning goes hard on the whole mother with a child she doesnt understand/ #feeling isolated from other mothers bc they have children that act how the parenting books say they should/husband's upset that she isnt #perfectly doing the Wife duties (raising a child and serving him)/in-laws say her child is embarrassing them/she cant tell her parents she #gets no help bc theyre too old/ and probably other problems im missing thing #sorry i know all that was not a legit sentence or great tags fhdshfsd #but god after reading nana so recently im like. this will never change. no good will come. when im pretty sure it does #she's not nana k!! #i do feel so vicious towards the husband tho. like her getting back w him is real forgiving imo

[lesbianlenas]

everyone who says i complain abt my d*d too much look away rn 🤪

#michelle speaks #my d*d is sososo evil i really just hate him so much u cannot even imagine fr #my mom has been having a really bad health issue for half the day today where she seriously needs to go to the hospital bc #she’s been in severe pain for hrs & my d*d has refused to take her & said she is making it up & a bunch of other bs he makes up in his head #also it is not just refuses to take her it is more so will not let her go period. at all. #& legit the last time this happened my mom was literally abt to die like FR before he gave in & took her & he still had to be forced #& yet once again he STILL goes ahead & insists she’s making it up or it’s not actually that bad or w/e tf #and says oh this is actually a problem for HIM bc she makes his life sooooo hard #i’m like. oh i can’t stand him. u know i like to have a laugh but when i say i literally hate this man so much. i am so serious. #like yes he’s fun to make fun of but he is seriously so evil oh i just hate him. & my mom & my brother r like oh he’s not evil blah blah #IDC!!!!!!! idc what reason they have to justify it from him i do not care!!!!!!!! i need a dart board w his face on it RN!!!!!!

[p2ii]

I will never understand how anime gives dudebro's such weirdass brainrot, all one piece ever made me was more gay and have the biggest amount of trans headcanons in a single show

#legit nothing goes as hard as the sheer voluma of trans headcanons boucing around my brain at all times for these queer ass pirates #and this isnt even including the CANON trans characters #of which include a badass swordswoman. a bigender ballerina. a transmasc kinnie and a drag queen with hormone/gender transition powers #theres probably more that im forgetting but god there is so much positive queer rep in this show and the way it deals with found family #tropes too. AUGH i love it #i think if i give it enough time to marinate in my brain it will be up there with ninjago for obsession and symbiotically attached to my #brain levels #psii.txt

[sanchoyo]

guy whos def having SO much fun and is SO cool and levelheaded

#directly after: goes on to have a huge FIT about how xyz are all scum and prey and he has FUN hunting down the refugees. btw. #then gets squished and hospitalized bc thats what HAPPENS when u fuck around. u find out. #i HAD TO screen this sequence it made me legit LAUGH irl like CMON. #i talked more in depth abt it on my longer post a while ago but my god! #kids all need therapy in this show! every single one of em! #sora already feels very TRAGIC to me like they set him up as the antagonist of this duel and shun is obv. traumatized too but. #idk ! its very sad. i wonder if sora clings to childish acts/cards/candy so hard bc #he was forced thru academia which kinda robbed him of a proper childhood #or am i looking too deep into it. JKHKSDFH #ygo #sanchoyo liveblogs arc v #arc v #sanchoyorambles

[ho-tato]

i think authors should unionize i just think it would be fun

#like i am so so happy & grateful that screenwriters have the wga but writers on the publishing side should have a similar support system & #access to collective bargaining . the shitshow happening right now with new leaf & the fucking dominos falling from that just goes to show #how needed that is by authors imo #i get that it's a little more difficult because publishing has so many like . kept gates . & there are so many barriers to entry & it's hard #to qualify who is or isn't a working author sometimes bc there are also so many Levels to authorship: are you rep'd? self-pub'd? on sub? #versus are you a legit tradpub'd author . but like yeah #anyway just thinkin my thoughts . authors rights!!

[goldfishshithead]

Hi! I see you like music, so may I ask what song you would associate with each character? Thank you :)

Hey Fiji! Sorry for a ridiculously late response but I was kinda enjoying myself and taking my own sweet time to answer this cause it was fun ehehe. And this is in no particular order:

Psykos(this song is literally her entire thing)- Iron Man by Black Sabbath

Garou- Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

Tareo- You've Got A Friend In Me by Randy Newman

Sonic- Catch Me If You Can by Set It Off 

Bofoi (eat shit ya bastard one)- Death On Two Legs by Queen 

Drive Knight (eat shit ya bastard two)- Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N’ Roses 

Tatsumaki- ‘Till I Collapse by Eminem 

Child Emperor- Immortals by Fall Out Boy 

Atomic Samurai- Centuries by Fall Out Boy

Iaian, Kama, Bushidrill (BLADE TRIO! <33)- Heart Of A Dragon by DragonForce 

Zombieman (it goes with this one hc that I have.)- Someday Came Today by Chris Pine & Billy Magnussen

Bang & Bomb (it’s against the damn rules to be that ripped in your bloody 80s)- 18 Till I Die by Bryan Adams 

Amai Mask (fictional broken men amirite)- Monster by Imagine Dragons

Fubuki- Fight Song by Rachel Platten 

Flash- Killer In The Mirror by Set It Off

Genos- Fix You by Coldplay

Saitama- Everyday Superhero by Steve Harwell 

Metal Bat- Highway To Oblivion by DragonForce 

Zenko- Girl's Gotta by Danger Twins

Shadow Ring- Killer Queen by Queen 

Feather- Feel Invincible by Skillet

One Shotter (man lives up to the name)- Another One Bites The Dust by Queen 

Twin Tail (she’s frickin badass what a madwoman)- Barracuda by Heart  

Death Gatling- Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons

Gale Wind & Hellfire Flame- Partners In Crime by Set It Off 

Sekingar- Under Pressure by David Bowie & Queen

Sitch- Piano Man by Billy Joel 

(P.S.- some of these songs i chose are just for the vibe. so enh just... dont read too much into it... yeet.)

#while the other songs are hyperspecific to the character in question. which is which? #i'll let u decide that lol #also. i want the a-class heroes to have cool songs as their idk theme or smth cause they dont get enough love and appreciation man. #imma designate them cool songs cause i can. and also you know. as a treat. #yea my taste in music is weird and all over the place but im a stickler for it nonetheless. cause it suits my NEEDS. #thanks for the ask broo legit much fun. #couldn't cover all the characters obviously but these are all the ones I love. not saying i don't like the others #but it was hard to choose songs for all so i just kinda. didn't. #Spotify is very overrated. go back to YouTube. join my revolution. pls. Spotify has evil green. #my music goes way over and beyond what tacky library of songs spotify has to offer #while I do use spotify but I honestly don’t like to. idk. #fijiflower #asks #opm #one punch man

[lunar-gl1tch]

um so

the new episode of End of the World with you is out and includes some of the most explicit and intimate scenes of toshiki seto getting railed they could possibly get on tv so uh

hmu if you wanna see it

#i am unironically a bokumiku fan #legit one of the freshest and most inventive bls ive ever read #it goes hard and hits you in the feels and you should definitely watch it #but also #he is so moe and these are HOT

[castielsparkle]

downside of showing my dad spnblr posts is how many times a day he fucking references them (joke i love my dad and its funny when he references them)

#in the last 24 hours i legit think hes referenced that 'hi im misha collins happy new year' video 5 times #he was trying SO HARD to remember the . what happwned to the pussy in spn meme #like legit took five minutes to try to remember the post #also he does this dean impression where hell like. he either goes 'cas' 'sammy' or 'balls' and then hel #hell imitate . i mean make up a gay conversation exchange between dean and cas while switching impressions #he did it on stream the othe noght. the dean 'balls' impression #much love to my father hes insane

[lovelesslittleloser]

Ngl, every time I read a oneshot, I am just baffled to my core. You mean you wrote a complete story? And you’re satisfied with the ending? And there is a complete ending? Are you god??

#writing #fanfic #oneshots #it literally goes against the writing style I didn’t know I had to write while planning a definitive ending #I legit started writing what was supposed to be like a three-paged short story and by the time I’d gotten to three pages #I was done with introducing the setting and characters. #I mean I at least did it well but I can’t do it concise #can someone teach me #I wanna write like one oneshot. just to understand the difficulties #I mean I do read a lot of twoshots that were meant to be oneshots so clearly it’s hard #oneshot writers are to be feared #o7

[kakitysax]

@jayexists: posts about how he doesn’t want to be clingy and cringe online

Me: he doesn’t know that I am literally getting him breakfast at McDonalds on the way to school

(throwaway sketch bc I wanted to bond via parallel play with some extremely defiant fifth graders who we were encouraging to do some art. it’s not for ArtFight lol, I’ve got a different attack planned for the little man)

#also like. I’m scared that if I admit how reciprocally clingy I can be he will change his mind bc it will creep him out #is like idk fam I can be yuor chill internet acquaintance or I can literally be your ride or die irl bestie it’s up to you #I just don’t want to be too intense n scare people off #biggest barrier between me and friendship when I was little lol #but yeah also not sure how they feel abt the little brother thing like. #if want older sibling figure I can be that I can be that so hard #but if just want a more equal footing friend type friend I can oblige. #also this general principle goes for literally. any of my mutuals. #like. I can turn my obsession with other people on and off at will #I’m so full of love. for everyone. platonically. #and if you want I can be a very devoted friend #like a ‘we should meet up irl/become roomies/legit tackle life together’ and then we actually do it kind of friend #gah I’m coming off too strong again #max can confirm I can be more chill than this. I have degrees of chill. #FRIENDSHIP. PLATONIC PARTNERSHIP. DEEP NONSEXUAL LOVE. #they are things I can do. I have infinite hands. #shutting up now #karkles stop #my art