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willgrahamscock · 1 month
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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genderfluid-druid · 4 months
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3
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thatdelusionalnerd · 2 months
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
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CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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bonesandthebees · 24 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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apostate-in-an-alcove · 3 months
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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titleofpersonage-p01 · 2 months
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fairycosmos · 15 days
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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chronicowboy · 5 months
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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snailcubezz · 5 months
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fandom wiki simulator
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shoomlah · 7 months
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
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heritageposts · 6 months
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I'm reading about how Israel, in the immediate aftermath of the 1948 Nakba, deliberately replaced olive trees and other indigenous flora with European plants. This ecological disaster, which is now proudly hailed under the banner of 'making the desert bloom,' was done to 'de-Arabize' the landscape, and to cover up - often with fast-growing European pine trees -the ruins of Palestinian villages that were destroyed by Zionists forces.
And I just need everyone to read this passage from Pappé, because the symbolism of what happened to those European pine trees in the desert speaks for itself:
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The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine, by Ilan Pappé (2006, p. 227-228.)
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polymoth · 7 months
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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inktail · 12 days
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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
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heedra · 7 months
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when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc
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sawtual · 4 months
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i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this
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