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#it's just a funny thought
forthegothicheroine · 2 years
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Mrs. Danvers would have said “Rebecca was so amazing she once beat a horse to death!” and Jane Eyre would have said “Sounds like she wasn’t very good with horses” and Danvers would have frozen solid with her jaw on the floor.
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funeralprocessor · 6 months
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Having a fair number of followers but not a lot of interaction or original posts is sort of odd. Feels like I'm just standing on stage silently holding up various things to the crowd, and every so often a few people clap or repeat it approvingly.
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abyssalhuntersnerd · 2 years
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I don't know why but ehen I saw Skadi with an axe in Alche's new artwork I immediately thought of this:
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Wouldn't it be cool if they all knew how to use different kinds of weapons?
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Greaser Morty x Morticia Grease AU, where Greaser Morty goes to the high school in the Citadel of Ricks, had a fling with the cute little princess during one of his adventures with his Rick, just for her to turn up in his school, turning his life upside down.
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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canisalbus · 25 days
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Today's tumblr experience.
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cloverandcrossbones · 2 months
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Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard
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[image ID: a 3x3 moodboard of alternating Dungeon Meshi manga panels and Delicious in Dungeon anime screenshots of Laios suffering from cramps and stomach pain, arranged in sequential order to show how his pain progresses. Laios is a blond tallman (human) in grey plate armor. In some images, there is a closeup of his face with a pained expression or crying, while the rest show him doubled over on the ground. In two manga panels, Laios says, "My stomach. Urrgh..." Narrative text from the other panels read, "Laios tried to say something... But overwhelming stomach pain and nausea wiped all thoughts from his mind. For an entire night, it felt like his stomach was being carved open from the inside." End ID.]
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simplyjustagirlsblog · 6 months
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i love laura palmer
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pineappical · 5 months
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yknow what. gar sona + a minecraft model
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liquidstar · 5 months
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
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linktoo-doodles · 3 months
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
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clown-owo · 11 months
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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dapper-lil-arts · 2 months
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Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest
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quarklynx · 1 year
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here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword
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rayray-razorblade · 2 months
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I JUST MADE AN ABSOLUTELY HORRID YET HILARIOUS REALIZATION.
THE SUNGLASSES.
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THEYRE BECOMING REAL.
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