#johnny's silly rambles

[irritablepoe]

what delight to hear raindrops on your window glass

#johnny's silly rambles #such peaceful sound

[sofasoap]

When I work.. my mind goes off tangent. don't ask me why.....Silly ideas. Minors DNI

Boyfriends for Hire

Need someone that will just sit with you when you dont feel like talking, but will take care of your need? Simon is the one for you. Warning : Might pop up with dad jokes from time to time, or answer you with just a grunt.

Had a bad day and need someone to cheer you up and have a fun time and do adventurous things? our Scottish boy Johnny is the one for you. Warning : might set things on fire.

Want an attentive boyfriend, giving you a pampering for the night? You are in for a treat with Kyle! He is all about making you feel like a princess , and take care of all your needs. Romantic movie? you got it. Foot massage? right on it. Warning : might occasionally pop up with sarcastic comments.

Want someone more mature? John is full of wisdom and life experience, not only will he share his tales of life, he will also put you to sleep in his warm and cuddly arm ( for additional fee ). Warning : Might complain of nausea or migranes. Cigar and Whisky are all inclusive.

Want a luxury experience? Our Russian bear Nikolai will fly you to any exotic location for a romantic dinner date, will get you ANYTHING you want ( additional fees applied ) and wonderful tales you will never imagine of hearing. Major Warning : Require to sign a waiver, company takes zero responsibility with falling out of helicopter mid-flight.

For Futher enquires, please call Laswell on 1800-000-COD. Daily rate and hourly rates applies.

#call of duty #Silly ideas #sofasoap rambles #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #Nikolai Call of duty #nikolai cod

[amphirrhvx]

shhh, he’s sleeping! 💤

closeups under cut ☆

#cageblind #johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mortal kombat #mk #ugh I hate (love) them so much!!!! #johnny is just a big ol dog he curls up into a ball on kenshi’s lap and stays there for 5 hours #kenshi puts up with it because he loves him #they’re so silly ugh!!! Ew!!!! #sorry I’m rambling now. Cageblind <3

[cookiepie111]

The silliest thing ever. Crack headcannon. Would you still love me if I was a worm? 141 &könig

Ghost-"no" you don't even get to finish the sentence. He's heard this one before, and he's not doing the mental gymnastics for it. (Would keep you in his top pocket)

Gaz- "course babe" *kiss your forehead* Will actually be very worried if you did turn into a worm cause, he'd be weirded out and he knows after you turn back you be sad he didn't kiss you or put you a nice box

Soap - "I'd eat ya, sallow you whole." He jokes Somehow, you're both turned into worms and get be worms together! Yay!?

Price - he feels this is a trick question and honestly isn't sure what the right answer is. Chances his answer quickly based on your reaction. "No i-" 🥺 "yes love" 🥰

König - "Why are you a worm?" "Just answer" "no, I don't want you turning into a worm" he'd simply stop you from turning into worm 🤷🏾‍♀️

#ghost x black reader #gaz x black reader #soap x black reader #captain price x black reader #könig x black reader #simon riley x black reader #gaz x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #john price x reader #könig x reader #my writing #silly ramblings

[thesawisfamily]

we are so back

#tcm #texas chainsaw massacre game #julie crawford #johnny slaughter #connie taylor #sissy sawyer #johnny sawyer #sissy slaughter #sillie #sissy x julie #jonnie #nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #eddy rambling #incorrect quotes

[roseatebug]

i need an mk1 au of johnny having rewritten the timeline and becoming a god instead of liu kang,,, please,, insufferable goofy god johnny is like my lifeline...

#fritz rambles #mortal kombat #mk1 #mk1 2023 #johnny cage #mk1 johnny cage #mortal kombat 1 #LIKE??? he'd be so annoying but so endearing #please #WRITERS GET ON IT... /SILLY

[fawnchives]

who is this & why is it literally johnny.

#₊˚ ʚ mona rambles. #some silly ass shit he would do #call of duty x reader #call of duty #cod x reader #soap x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader

[transjlawrence]

I can't get this idea of a Hallmark movie au out of my head so I propose: Lawrusso Hallmark movie au

Daniel's a business man who moves into some small town named Christmasville or something and Johnny's the local guy who sets up people's Christmas decorations for their store. He helps set up stands outside of people's stores too.

Johnny knows Daniel, because the town is too small to not know about the new guy moving into town. He doesn't like Daniel because he thinks his vibe is arrogant.

Daniel wants to build a mall to spread corporate joy, but Johnny is very against it and tells him as such.

(Daniel doesn't even want to build a mall because of money but rather because his fondest memories are taking his kids and ex-wife to take photos with mall Santa in Cali and buying gifts for them there. He just wants to give that joy to other people and doesn't realize like hey, don't do that, you're gonna run people out of business.)

Johnny’s like, "These people don't need a mall, dude. You think you can just come in here with all your fucking money and ruin this town? Not fucking today, dude."

And Daniel's like, "Really? You really expect me to believe you're looking out for people here? Kids here would be happier with a mall and a mall Santa."

Anyways, Johnny says they already have a Santa aka the pawn shop owner Lyle and Daniel's still dubious about it. But one day he sees Johnny helping someone set up stands outside their shop in the freezing cold and he thinks huh, maybe this guy isn't so bad.

Cue them getting stuck inside thanks to a blizzard and sharing hot coffee and cider, and then Johnny teaching Daniel how to ice skate, and finally Johnny hauling a tree for Daniel to set up in his home. It's all fun and good until Daniel realizes oh no, the guys who were supposed to build a mall are coming into town and Johnny's hurt by it, because he thought they were having fun so what happened??

Daniel calls the guys off and heads over to talk to Johnny, who's sitting by the town Christmas tree. Johnny explains he used to come here everyday with his mom until she was too sick to and Daniel shares the story of his dad always taking them to pick a tree out for Christmas.

They make up and share Christmas together in the town where everyone gathers to get gifts from Santa aka pawn shop owner Lyle and Johnny and Daniel live happily ever after.

#lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #karate kid #cobra kai #this is so silly but I had to share my rambling thoughts about this #tis the season and all that #I want to write this just to be kind of funny and silly

[truth-01001001-liar]

For the longest time I didn’t know that in Oblivion vampires would lose health in the sunlight. Because for some reason on my first play through the game glitched in a way where my character just … didn’t take damage from being outside. and because I’d only ever played skyrim I was like ‘oh this is normal’.

This character is an altmer named Johnny and she’s certain she isn’t a vampire, because she doesn’t feel like one. But the fact that she is in fact a vampire is horribly obvious to anyone who looks at her.

I’d like to make use of her character in some way, so I think she’s just going to be my alternative lbd so i can hang out with the modded followers in Skyrim. (i think they’re really cool).

I just think that a large majority of them probably wouldn’t hang out with my canon lbd, Viiraulor, willingly because xe uh… xe is kind of emotionally draining to be around.

so here’s a scribble of my silly little character, Johnny the Altmer, for shits and giggles( i might change her ears up later):

#i thoughts and thinks #ramblings #skyrim #oblivion #tes oc: Johnny #she’s silly I need a silly character for when I don’t want to think but I want to play a tes game #tes

[irritablepoe]

the urge to dramatically monologue in public

#johnny's silly rambles

[cheezy-moon]

I realize about all the characters I like in shows r goofy

#🌑moony's rambles☆ #Or murderers #Depends on the movie #But ofc they're kinda silly too like #Omg ok johnny yessss get ur revenge mhm!!! Burn that building down!!!/j

[rosesradio]

i’m sorry to be the one that says this but lawrusso is everything h*rringrove wishes it was

#don't get me wrong when people ship stuff that icks me i usually just scroll past because i don't have the time or patience #but billy's actual racism in the show goes way beyond any silly goofy fandom discourse #people are like 'billy's got a dark past!!1!' like okay his abuse is awful and undeserved but your man assaulted a child :/ #johnny's got a whole bouquet of fuck-up flowers but at least he's not a racist #(kreese and silver are though just fyi) #i dunno i don't mean to sound...like much of anything i just see people comparing the two and it's odd to me #and maybe billy should have had more character nuance! if he was written differently maybe he would have been entitled to a redemption #but i digress #(ooh what a fancy word) #i am prepared to get hate for this take because the ships are so similar and i'm clowning but oh well #anti billy hargrove #anti harringrove #lawrusso #stranger things #rose's tkk rambles

[cookiepie111]

Who is this in cod and why is it soap

#soap cod #johnny mactavish #soap x reader #cod soap #call of duty soap #call of duty meme #silly ramblings #john soap mactavish #john mactavish

[thesawisfamily]

#tcm #texas chainsaw massacre game #julie crawford #johnny sawyer #johnny slaughter #leland mckinney #sonny williams #sissy sawyer #sissy slaughter #julohnny #sillie #lelonny #juland #eddy rambling #incorrect quotes

[sturniolos-honeybutter]

welcome to my blog !

about me: my name is Reese! my main blog is @rosettast0ned420 (if you follow me and i dont follow you back, thats why. ill def follow you on my main though!) i go by any pronouns but she/they are preferred. im bisexual (i could possibly write for women too, if i get around to it. ive had more experience with girls anyway) ill primarily write for matt sturniolo, but if requested or if i get an idea i might write for nick (never nick x fem!reader, though.) or chris, and maybe even a diff influencer or musician. im new to seriously writing! i struggle with mental health issues so my writing may be few & far between. please be nice to me when i upload things ive written. im a music enthusiast, and i plan on incorporating that into my writing.

favs i might write/post about: sturniolo triplets tara yummy jake webber & johnnie guilbert fiona apple hole/courtney love tyler, the creator (or odd future in general) pearl jam soundgarden beastie boys babes in toyland and possibly more! primarily just the first six mentioned, though.

((my user is based off of merlyns verse in this song!!!))

if youve made this far, thank yew for reading through my rambles hehe!!! 🫶🫶 expect more content from me soon bbys!!!!!

lil collage i put together of my favs.... ok im done fr this time 🙌

#help this is so long #rambles #introductory post #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #tara yummy #jake webber #johnnie guilbert #fiona apple #tyler the creator #odd future #hole band #courtney love #pearl jam #soundgarden #beastie boys #babes in toyland #kinderwhore #90s grunge #silly #Spotify

[charliemwrites]

Unhinged obsessive Johnny Thoughts™️? Unhinged obsessive Johnny Thoughts™️.

Johnny didn’t mean to. He swears he didn’t mean to, please understand.

You’re his favorite server at his favorite bar. He finds every excuse he can to drag one or all of his team there. Yes he likes their company, of course. Likes spending time with them, laughing and joking and building bonds outside of life or death situations. But you are the highlight of those nights.

You smile so sweetly, a little cheeky twist whenever he gets all of the 141 there together. You know all their names - or their callsigns at least. Call Price “captain” with a giggle whenever he groans at you to stop calling him that.

Johnny adores you. Sometimes when he’s alone at the table - the others off smoking or playing pool - you’ll stop by. You don’t have to, but you do, chatting until one of the other servers teases to stop flirting and help bus.

You always blush when they shout that, but never deny it. Leave him with one last warm smile and a promise to top up his drink for listening to you ramble. As if he couldn’t live with your voice in his ears all the time.

You tell him about your masters program. Complain about shitty customers. Admit you broke up with your last boyfriend for calling your hobbies a “silly waste of time.” The movies you’ve seen or watch for nostalgia. He knows when your playlist is on at the bar because you spend your entire shift bouncing and mouthing along whenever you’re not handling a customer.

It’s a slow infection. A creeping, insidious thing that seeps into his blood and corrupts him from the inside out. This awful, twisting devotion for you.

He knows to be careful, loathe to be one of those men you avoid like the plague, trading with other servers to handle. He doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable. He’s happy with the flirting and the little kindnesses, happy that you always light up when you see him. That you breathe a quiet “thank you” and squeeze his arm the one time he steps in one a handshake customer on your behalf.

It’s enough. He reminds himself that it’s enough. He doesn’t deserve more than you’re willing to give. He can’t give you the life you deserve yet.

But then one day things go wrong. So, so wrong.

There’s been a rowdy group of men that have been harassing the younger servers all night. You stepped in, older and more experienced, practiced at not giving them the reactions they want. It’s another of the things Johnny loves about you. You don’t need a mask like Ghost to hide your face.

One them especially tries antagonize you, even manages to earn a sharp word when he says something crass. Johnny tenses when the guy (buddies following suit) starts getting loud, aggressive. Towering over you when he knocks over his barstool, trying to intimidate.

Johnny shoves the guy away from you before it can get much farther. Relief washes over you as the owner, a big burly man, finally makes an appearance and kicks the lot of them out.

“A whiskey on the house for Soap,” you ask the bartender, hand pressed to your chest. “My knight in a cotton sweater.”

He smiles for your sake, mind buzzing to see you so shaken up.

“Alright, lass?”

“Yeah, just spooked me is all,” you sigh, a hand to your cheek now. “Think I’m gonna step out for some air. Thank you again, John.”

He lets you go, even though every molecule in his body urges him to bundle you up under his arm, safe and sound. Take you somewhere quiet to smooth your feathers.

Something doesn’t feel right.

He manages to wait exactly one minute and seventeen seconds before he tells a blasted Gaz that he’s going to the bathroom. When he steps out the back door, you’re being cornered by the man, two of his friends hanging back telling him to “leave it alone” but not actually doing a fucking thing to stop him.

So Johnny does. Honestly, he blacks out for a second. The next thing he knows, he’s cradling you in his arms, his knuckles stinging and bloody. The men are nowhere to be found but there’s a pool of blood in the alleyway. You’re unconscious, fainted sometime in the scuffle - or maybe hit your head.

Johnny isn’t himself. He’s not thinking. He’s used to keeping his cool with guns pressed to his head, but this is different. This is you.

He doesn’t mean to. He really doesn’t but it’s the best he can come up with when he just got a firsthand look at how dangerous the world is for you when he’s not around.

Please understand. He has to keep you safe.

#asks #thoughts™️ #cod #my writing #fanfiction #dark fic #reader fic #soap x reader #john soap mactavish #john soap mctavish x reader