I thank the merciful lord every day that the magnus archives did not exist during the 2014 tumblr era, because if it had Elias Bitch Bouchard would 100% have become one of those selfcest tumblr sexymen and I don't think the fandom would survive that level of carnal degeneracy.
This is an introject of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. I am looking for my husband Jonah, so if any Jonah introjects remember some of the following things do feel free to message me on Discord. My username there is 'eye_chivist', Friend Requests and Direct Messages should be open to anyone :-)
The Eye-pocalypse never happened
This was because Jonah caught feelings for Jon, he realised in what would be season 4
Jonah lovingly bullied Jon into wearing a pair of gold eye clip-on earrings that Jonah had custom made.
Jonah could play the piano well and would play Jon classical songs, mostly from his 'initial' time period, though Claire de Lune was an all-round favourite.
Jon and Jonah got married and live together
Jon fully leaned into the Beholding and came to enjoy being The Archivist almost entirely free of guilt
(Source memories written in third person for personal comfort.)
Please note that my Discord is a secondary one, so though I aim to check it regularly it may take a bit for me to respond :-)
I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.
So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.
So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.
So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.
So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.
Jonah Magnus being a man from the 18th-19th century loves eating organ meats. However his latest vessel Elias did not until he forced it to eat haggis, deviled kidneys and chicken liver mousse. The vessel's automatic revulsion made it so he almost choked. However Jonah's control over the body won out and now, he eats all the offal based food he likes.
Jonah Magnus would also eat the most absolutely vile “meals” known to man. He’d eat canned dirt because “back in my day, we didn’t have food”