honestly weird that ive never gotten harassed for being nonhuman. like im literally a millipede and love weird identities huh
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Having a dog named Walter is way more entertaining that I thought it would ever be! Since he's a cute little bean right now we get stopped pretty regularly when out walking and I've lost count of the amount of older people complimenting his name.
Phrases used to describe him already include:
"How dignified!"
"What a gentleman!"
"How nice to meet a dog with a proper name" (whatever that means...)
And I'm just cackling inside because one, he's none of those things. Two, he's named after one of the most chaotic, rough around the edges, would never be seen in a suit or any other gentlemanly fashion character in Apex Legends!
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🐕 My youngest fur-son (the junior of the Misters Fancyfeets) stole the TV remote and ran outside with it. I did not notice until he was trotting back inside with it a half hour later.
Can't emphasize enough how glad I am he brought it back inside unprompted because I would have torn the house apart looking for it and probably never would have even thought to look outside (but now I'l have to check the damn yard any time it goes missing...). 🐕
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I love it when dogs yawn and you get like that audio feedback noise but super quiet.
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Anyone else’s dog have an entire two-seater couch to themself and yet still steals your seat the second you vacate it? Or is it just my heeler?
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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they call me the scooter the way I be shredding ankles and schmearing my ass all over your carpet
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I love having a dog camera in my living room. I used to be so stressed about what my dog Frank was doing all day. What could he be getting into? What if he’s been barking all day long nonstop and then we get complaints and can’t stop him and get evicted??? The ANXIETY. And also he’s a hyperactive weirdo who likes tearing apart the things you love and enjoy. So coming home was always filled with a little bit of dread.
Like what could Frankie boy have gotten into today? And how bad is the mess????
Now I just look at this little app on my phone and check in on what my partner and I call “The Frank Show” (if y’all can come up with a better name I would change it but I also think it’s cute and simple)
I found out that most of the day he is sleeping. If he hears a noise (i.e the neighbor across from us on the phone or a package being delivered) he will bark.
And he destroys things in the first 10-20 minutes that he’s alone! So not provoked by anything but separation anxiety.
But he also knows the camera exists. He will bark and stare directly at it sometimes. He was sniffing it the other day! It’s only a matter of time before he destroys it I can feel it in my achin bones.
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slowblinks at u
I'll probably be posting questions from cohost too jsyk [my kin page over there is abandoned-alternia!]
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Website: We use cookies to improve performance
Dog: OMG! Same!
From Things That Dog Handlers Say
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My dog has gotten into hunting cicadas. And let me tell you, there is nothing more terrifying than when you look away for a second on a walk and suddenly hear SCREECHING followed by a quick CHOMP.
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
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