#keep your eyes on her face

[dreamsandstars24]

The voyage of the dawn treader: Caspian finds Lucy in the sea.

AU:

The shout of the crew member startled Caspian. He was looking at a map and now he was rushing on the deck beause of the alert “There is someone in the water”.

Without thinking, he jumped to the water and his loyals crewmates followed behind him. As soon as he got ut of the water he heard a scream.

“LUCY!” He turned around and found a pair of black eyes passing by him as if he weren’t there at all. He frowned confused, he was looking at Edmund but Edmund was ignoring him.

“EDMUND!” Caspian looked behind Edmund as Edmund turned around encountering a blond kid splashing on the water like crazy “HELP ME!” A crew member immediately swam towards the kid and Edmund kept calling for Lucy. But where was Lucy? 

Caspian turned around and started looking for her too but she was nowhere to be seen; his heart was beating quickly against his ribcage because there was no way he could allow a Pevensy to be lost in his seas. 

In their seas, because they were sovereigns in Narnia too and the country was rightfully theirs.

He saw a bronce head go over water and swam towards it immediately, as he was getting closer he recognised it was a girl.

Bronce hair, milky white skin, hazel eyes and freckles that gave her an innocent look. Lucy was here.

“EDMUND!” Lucy shouted and turned towards him “ED...” Her voice stopped as her eyes found his and a smile that kicked the air out of his lungs filled her face with joy “Caspian!” She swam towards him and as she was about to reach him, she went under water; his arm moved on its own as it reached for her and pulled her out of the water towards him. Her small body crashed against his causing a small sound to leave her. He smiled at her just as she looked up to find his eyes. 

“Lucy” He muttered and Lucy smiled even more “Welcome back” A giggle came from Lucy and together they swam towards the ship, when they arrived a swing like structure was pushed from the ship and he placed both of them on it “Hold on” He whispered to her as she stood on the wood. His eyes followed the dhape of her body and he frowned. 

Lucy Pevensy was a woman now. Her body showed it.

As they were being pulled up, one of Lucy’s hands went to his waist to support herself. Caspian’s wole body tensed up at the touch and he reminded himself how he had known Lucy since she was a little girl.

But she is older thann you, a voice in his head whispered, years older than you.

He shaked his head to shake the tought away and stared at his crew when they were up. He jumped to the ship and stretched his hand towards Lucy who smiling took it as she looked around. A blanket was given to him but he gave it to her: Her clothes were tight against her body and more than one member of is crew was staring. 

After giving a sharp look to some of his men, he looked at Lucy and found her eyes not on his face but on his chest. He looked down and found the shirt being see through, he looked at her and a light blush had rested on her cheeks. Contemp, he placed the blanket around her shoulders around her shoulders and the took one for himself while putting one arm around her shoulders. 

Better to prove that she was a Queen still.

And he better remind everyone that royals belonged together.

#alternate universe #lucy pevensie #prince caspian #she was a woman now #keep your eyes on her face

[stainedglass-sketchbook]

CHILDREN OF BHAAL

I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you

#orin the red #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 orin #the dark urge #cant stop thinking about orin #myart #durge vaye #still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye #went with a vertical scar for this one #the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned #became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect #& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc #then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation #btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3 #thats his whole medical team right there #when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars #I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol #he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery #that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child #Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel #Leaning towards the second #that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

#dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc crossover #changeling danny au #danielle fenton #danny phantom #still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao #how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them. #dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac #but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of #his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling. #i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban #cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth. #. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :)) #like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny. #vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up #stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved #catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad #some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand. #steal thy name. eat thy face fey

[distinguished-slacker]

I tried not to run away from my responsibilities and actually try to do a background for once… I still have a long way to go🌸

#black clover #noelle silva #black clover fanart #Initially I wanted it to be pinker #but I was using a cherry blossom speedpaint I found on twt to learn how to make the background so I ended up using the same colours #then I couldn’t change colours with the filters bc the branches were in the same layer as the flowers #nevertheless I think the current colours also look very pretty #I wanted them to match the pink of Noelle’s eyes but they ended up matching her clothes instead #it didn’t turn out as well as the speedpaint though (first time though) #even if I could do cherry blossoms well it’s really hard to make sure your background harmonises with the character(s) at the front😭 #it was also hard to figure out how the top of her dress looks like bc we literally have seen her in this form for like just two chapters #drawing Noelle every season helps me learn how to keep a character’s face constant and decide how I want my artstyle to look #still I think her face looked slightly prettier in my previous fanart🤔 #slacky’s art

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[palaceoftears]

Minor Ladies Month - Beyhan Sultan × Quote

My mourning is over, sure, time has swept it away. But the heart can't forget some things, the heart can't forget even if you want to. I still do not have a husband, my children still don't have a father. Sometimes, they ask me "Why did our father die? Who killed him?". I become speechless, your majesty, I can not say a word. I can not say that my brother killed him.

#i love her your honor #she deserved so much more screentime :c #editing this was so EYES EYES EYES #like Pinar makes a lot of the acting with her eyes [that btw are soso pretty like damn] #she's so fun to watch too #& well this is just about how she's the first one on spotting the darkness on suleyman's action #which is kinda like. yes valide and hatice love her and try their best to help her but they just don't understand yet #and well ofc I was reminded of a recent talk with Plami & Joanna about her being the first one to be betrayed by her brother and like #the difference with the rest is he gets zero consecuences because she goes away & later 'forgives' him #which doesn't make Suleyman face his actions as later -especially with Hatice's & Cihangir's reactions to the breaking of his promises- #and no one awakes by the injustice more than her- and I'd even say she does it parcially #tho at same time I'm glad she choses to stay away from toxicity & actually gets to heal #anyways just the girlies inspiring me <3 #also kinda went crazy because I was reading Racine's Fedra on my class #and there's Barthes saying the tragedy explodes when the silence stops with Fedra's confessions #silence keeping order but also hiding the truth was something that resonated a lot w me while rewatching her scenes too #minorladiesmonth #beyhan sultan #magnificent century #muhtesem yuzyil #pinar caglar gencturk #my edits #graphics #graphic edit #perioddramaedit #mc edit #filter by crownedfilters on Instagram

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles....... #this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters.... #robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now.... #I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!! #the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost' #also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!! #kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1. #nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad. #shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down... #the old man is dying and zoro knows.... #shryer is alive who woulda thot..... #'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me.... #THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP??? #it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all.... #nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!! #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

I mean, yeah, Ashley does leave Chris to die if you try to shoot her, but like. it's a little funny. it is!! a girl wearing leggings and jorts just let you die!! how humiliating!!

#and the way she keeps eye contact and slowly backs up??? COMEDY. she left him to the WOLVES. I've gotta laugh #yeah it's a little fucked up but he tried to SHOOT her. imagine your crush tries to shoot you in the face. with little to no hesitation too #until dawn #ashley brown #chris hartley #horror #video game #cloey talks games #mine

[psalacanthea]

idk what she just said, but considering the look on his face it was probably the worst pun of all time.

#bg3 #bg3 screenshots #astarion #when you pretend to hate puns as a bit #but then she keeps bringing out worse and worse puns just to piss you off #you just close your eyes and imagine throwing her off wyrm's crossing #this is the price of having a bard lover #endless suffering #tav: Zynatheri Rivati #she says them completely seriously too #poker face

[treesbian]

being mad at my parents for events long passed hours

#man my mom used to have my sisters help her pin me down so she could pop all the pimples on my face. bruh that fucking hurt. also. #worst thing you can do for those... i was having age-typical acne and i guess she just didn't like to look at it?? idk. #the acne itself didn't hurt but there was a lot of it so just like. you know how it does indeed hurt to pop those. well there were a lot #and she didn't stop even when i was crying and screaming bc she wasn't done?? #and she did it to my back too and some of those grew on nerves and hurt even fucking more #and no she was not using properly sterilized equipment or even fresh washed hands thanks for asking <3 she acted entirely on impulse lol #i mean. i guess she knows its wrong **now** bc she hasn't tried anything similar with my baby sister....??? #and shes starting to get acne like i used to have. #idk is that dramatic to be upset about. just imagine being pinched and pricked nonstop for like 2 hours. maybe it wasn't 2 hours. #but also physically restrained too like straight up sat on. is that fucked up.... thats not normal right??? #and uh. a few years ago they held me still to shave my armpits with my dad's clippers bc mom is completely convinced #it isn’t possible to be hygenic as a 'woman' with pit hair or anything bc of Pheromones!!! and when i say goddamn fine #i'll just use men's hygiene stuff then she says that won't work bc Pheromones!!!! #like having a slightly different endocrine system makes ppl a different species or something #anyway. i cried just a little bit when they did that <3 gave me razor burn #and after my dad asked like 'is growing that hair out like. important to your identity or something' and. #well i dont know but that fucking hurt and you violated the choice that *eye* was making with *my* body #man i know mom still thinks she never physically abused me bc she didn't ever like. beat me up or anything but. thats abuse right?? #she still thinks i was calling her abusive out of fucking nowhere. #sometimes she asks 'when was i ever abusive' and i give her an example and she goes 'well that was JUST BECAUSE--' and like. girl. #you think just bc you can justify it to yourself it wasn't abuse? every abuser can justify it to themselves.... #talk tag #man i keep forgetting about how she used to physically restrain me to do her not-dermatologist approved extractions. #i guess it mostly didn't hurt that bad but like. the forcefullness and duration of it. lmao #anyway i found her a late mothers day gift today. its a hairstick with a dragonfly charm #abuse tw #sorry if that triggered anyone b4 i remembered to tag it

[niuxita21]

One day I’m gonna write a book. Can you imagine? A novel about everything that you and I have gone through? [Mariana laughs] It would be called “Ana and Mariana.” We’re going to be free soon, and we’ll be able to reinvent ourselves. So I’m sure you’re gonna write that book, and it’s gonna be awesome. We’ll see what happens. We have to let things flow, right? I think your novel is gonna be one of those that are pretty dark. Maybe one of those that are so romantic that you can’t put them down?

#madre solo hay dos #ana servín #mariana herrera #shitty screencap posts (TM) #I.... I don't even know what to say man #this is... A LOT truly can't wrap my head around it yet idk if I ever will #but I'm gonna try to be coherent because I don't want this post to have very few tags lol #um... so let's start with the adorable drunk faces #I love how somehow ana's is just *hearteyes intensify* and mariana is just *adorable sleepy drunk* hee #once again highlighting the different places they are at feelings-wise #I mean you don't just DECIDE to kiss your bff out of the blue one night just bc you're drunk like that shit has to have been festering #(exhibit A: Tender Brushing of Hair Behind the Ear: Fake Dating Edition) #I also love ana's rudimentary flirting omg girlfriend has it BAD and she doesn't even realize it #'I'm gonna write a novel about our story and it's gonna be suuuuper romantic' WHO SAYS THAT LMAOOOOO ily ana #also I adore how even at the beginning of the scene when ana's drunk brain hasn't crossed over into thinking about romance yet #and she's talking about the novel and looking at mariana her eyes keep darting to her lips #as effortlessly as when she was high on choco-shrooms right before she told mariana she loved her and kissed her for the first time #(GAWD that seems like forever ago and yet look... the consistency is ASTOUNDING) #most importantly though... I was truly surprised about how enthusiastic mariana was about the whole thing #she was like 'ferrán? who dat?' lmao thanks for that show #I'm fascinated by what this says about her like it's canon that she's in love with ferrán and she will say as much I think in the next ep? #but given the opportunity (and setting aside for a moment the fact that she was utterly hammered) #she was 100% down for banging ana enthusiastically and without being at all conflicted #I hope it speaks to the fact that the feelings she once had for ana are maybe not completely gone? #I can already see the next few episodes are gonna be rough so maybe that's why they gave us this episode lol #I only just finished watching and I've already lost count of how many times I've rewatched those last few minutes god truly god-tier tv #unrelated but please wallpaper my tombstone with the last two caps lord they are just so pretty

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[mathlann]

There should be a Durge ending where if you trigger the Orin version of the Love Test, Bhaal just strikes you dead on the spot.

#honestly kudos to Orin for keeping a straight face through most of it #like here is your sister/(aunt?idfk) your biggest rival and former right hand of your God #and youve brained her so bad shes out here making goo goo eyes at a silly little vampire boy like a stupid village girl #did she go back to the Temple of Bhaal and tell everyone? did they laugh #truly humiliating #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[enekorre]

Nothing like friends knowing i have very limited free time insisting on coming over on a weekday and then leaving the house an hour later than they said. And stopping to fill up their tyres for some reason. I need to be in bed in 2 hours and i still haven't eaten bc they were supposed to bring food.

This is really on me though. I know they're always an hour late. That's why i don't coride with them when we go to our friends one town over despite the 40min trip.

Same friends that ditched me two days before our trip to see MCR in Germany btw.

#M #The mcr trip was even their idea tp begin with #Anyway i dont know why i still hang around with them #They can be nice but the guy is so apathetic he might as well be comatose #And the girl is chronically late and have 0 manners. #And i dont mean like 'ooh look at me i dont fart in front of others' she has that type of manners (i dont) #Like the 'no elbows on the table' manners. Things that don't really mean shit #I mean manners that matter. Like not asking your friends friend why she's lost her eye or your new friend why his arm doesn't work #Or arriving somewhat on time. Like within 20 minutes. Or keeping promises. Those kinds of manners #Anyway im just talking shit about them here to vent #I don't want to say this stuff to their faces and i dont wanna talk behind their backs to our common friends #So im just venting here #But honestly it's really annoying that they refuse to grow up and learn to act decently #Especially the girl has the mentality of a 15 year old #But then again she never moved out from her parents place so maybe that is hindering her... #These people are together and live at the girls parents btw no fault with living at home but i do believe it is heavily hindering developme #t for her #Urgh im so hungry where are theyyyy

[money-and-dandellions]

So, do you think that Apollo did those please-notice-me-please dances that male birds do to attract females, when noticing/looking at his lovers or getting a crush on someone and trying to get their attention, with his wings

Or, was he tidying himself up to look more pretty and nice instead

Or both

#imagine his doing some sort of stances with his wings like a peacocks with their tails #and all shiny with some pretty glitter on his eyes so he would be more noticeable #and hastily tidying his clothes/himself up after seeing a person he got a crush on #imagine his first ever crush #how awkward he was #and artemis was not helping #she was trying very hard to keep a calm face but was giving literally everyone else glances #that were like my twin i can laugh i will cut your throats open #leto would put some flowers in his hair because he asked her stuttering and fidgetibg with his toga a little #apollo #artemis #he looked like the paradise bird when dancing #meg would force him to watch the documentaries about them #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #the twins #bird apollo

[arodrwho]

also GOD my BOSS wants me to PRESENT SOMETHING during a MEETING as a stupid STRETCH GOAL. like ma'am. please. i'm dying here

#also she's continued her longstanding habit of telling me what she thinks my face has just done #she thought i rolled my eyes when she said i should do that. and i was like i didn't! i wouldn't do that! #she was like well your eyes went here then here then there #and i'm like. boss. i was looking away not in annoyed exasperation but in mild panic #it's fucking stupid like #my job does NOT require verbal communication skills. or presentation skills. or leadership skills #i'm not in a management position i'm not in a client-facing position i am JUST a little monkey banging on a keyboard that's it #i wasnt hired for my social skills i was hired for my fucking attention to detail #let me fucking play around with google sheets all day and leave me ALONE #thats what you pay me for why are you so OBSESSED with my social skills & lack thereof like christ #she saw me get embarrassed & panic & lose my words in ONE meeting when i was addressed unexpectedly and she keeps bringing it up #and it makes me want to scream #and now she wants me to do what would be - for me - basically a therapy exercise #this woman is not my therapist shes my BOSS #and again theres no fucking reason i should have to work on Speaking To People bc my job doesnt REQUIRE it #it's STUPID #i hate it here it makes me wanna quit