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astrolionking · 8 months

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I made a Gonzo/Kermit edit!!

#the muppets #muppets #kermit the frog #gonzo the great #muppets Kermit #muppets gonzo #kermit x gonzo #gonzo x Kermit #muppets edit

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mysafespaceblog13 · 1 year

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I like to imaged that Kermit owns a small cabin back in the Mississippi and stays there when he needs to relax

I’m kinda proud of this

#fanart #the muppets #kermit meme #gonzo the great #kermit icons #muppets #kermit love #kermit x miss piggy #miss piggy

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my-midlife-crisis · 1 year

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#muppets #muppet christmas carol #kermit the frog #gonzo #christmas #xmas #merry xmas #x-mas #merry christmas #a christmas carol

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cherrygummycandy · 2 years

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No business like show business!

Muppets x Muppet!Reader

(A cute fic I may do a part 2 for about applying for a position at the muppet theater!)

Stepping up onto the steps outside of the Muppet Theater, you take a deep breath, and sigh before going in. As long as you can remember, you've wanted to make it big in Hollywood. You didn't go into this with rose-colored lenses though. You need it would be hard, though you had hoped by now you would have been able to score even an internship at a studio. After quite a few misses, you found yourself here, outside of the home of the Muppets.

Despite the original show not really being super relevant in your generation, you knew what they where about. Your parents had actually show you some of their old tapes after the telethon they put on a few years back. You smile, remembering moments curled up on the couch watching the musical numbers and dangerous stunts. As you snap back to reality, you check your phone, and notice it's time for your appointment.

Looking around, you're a bit taken aback at how luxurious it looks, considering it opened up in the 70's. It has the luxurious gilded railings and red carpet of a nice opera house. You can barely believe you've gotten an interview here. Admittedly, the application process was a bit strange. You remember coming across a request for an on-set assistant while trying to buy shoes, and clicking the little ad box to apply. Oddly enough, you wonder which Muppet posted the ad to Craigslist. Shrugging, you look around again. Unsure where to go, you call out into the seemingly empty theater.

"Um, hello?" You say, hearing yourself echoing off the walls of the lavish lobby. "I'm, uh, I'm here for the interview." Suddenly the room shakes as you hear what sounds like a cannon blast, and see a furry blue creature in a uniform fly over the banister of the stairs. Landing (more like crashing) by the corner of the room, you quickly rush over to the crumpled muppet.

Peering down at the muppet, you consider poking them to wake them up, but suddenly the fuzzy blue figure leaps to it's feet. "Holy- are you okay?" You ask, looking the muppet over. "The Great Gonzo can pull off any stunt, takes more than a crash to mess up these joints!" He exclaims, giving his arms and legs a little wiggle. "Hey, who are you?" Gonzo asks as he dusts himself off and readjusts his leotard. "Oh! I'm Y/N, I'm supposed to have an interview today?" You say. Gonzo's eyes light up "Did you respond to the Craigslist ad?" He asks. You nod, and he pumps his fist. "I told Kermit that putting up an ad on there would bring in applicants!" Gonzo motions for you to follow him and you keep pace with the small muppet. "Kermit didn't want me to, something about 'Needing actual marketing agents' and 'The only people on Craigslist are murderers.'" Gonzo chuckles. He then stops, and turns to you quickly. "You're not a murderer, right?" He asks, squinting his eyes. "Uh, no." You shake your head. He looks at you with the same squint for a few moments, before regaining his previous happy face. "Okay then!" He continues to walk down the hall and takes a few turns, before you enter a large set of double doors with a 'Staff Only' sign painted on it.

The backstage is less impressive than the lobby, with stone walls and dusty wooden scaffolding beams lining the hallways. "Hmm, wait here while I look for Kermit, m'kay?" Gonzo asks. You nod, and sit on a dusty cushion near a basement staircase. Gonzo walks off, and you hear him begin loudly yelling as he walks. "Kermit! Keeeeermit! Kermy!" He yells, his voice getting comically softer as he walks away. You giggle to yourself. "Hello?" An orange-skinned muppet with glasses and a clip board says, coming from around the corner. "Can I help you?" he asks.

"No! Gonzo told me to wait here while he looks for Kermit, I'm an applicant for the stage-assistant position." You explain. "Oh, yeah, I remember putting out those flyers I-" he cuts himself off. "You said you responded to Gonzo's ad?" You nod. "Are you a murderer?" He asks. "No, I'm not, just, having trouble finding employment." You say, chuckling awkwardly. He nods "I understand, pretty chaotic place, here in Hollywood." He readjusts his glasses before holding out his hand. "I'm Scooter. Backstage manager, and, uh..." He pauses "I have my hands in pretty much every non-entertainment position here." He finishes.

"Well, that explains the clipboard and tech crew mic." You say, motioning to the clipboard in his hands. "Oh, yeah! It's a PX-35 headset, known for its light weight and quality audio transmission-" He stops himself from rambling. "Sorry, I'm going on about mics, probably boring." He sighs. "No, not at all!" You wave your hands in front of him. "Just cause I want to entertain doesn't mean I'm not interested in that stuff. People take the background and behind-the-scenes stuff for granted." You say, trying to assure him you enjoyed the chat. He looks up quietly, he clearly really appreciates your words. "Yeah! Thanks, I really-" His headset beeps, and a sound comes from it, muffled. "Sorry." He turns to speak into the mic. "What- no I don't think so. Well, okay, gimme a second." He says. Sighing he turns around. "Scheduling conflict, I got to go sort some stuff out. But, uh, good luck on the interview!" He says, waving as he walks off. "Hope I see you around, Scooter!" You exclaim.

You hear some footsteps, and see Gonzo enter the room again, followed by a bright green frog. "This is our applicant Kermit!" Gonzo says. You stare at Kermit, a bit star-struck. After you realize you're staring, you shake your head. "I'm Y/N, I replied to the ad." You think for a moment. "I'm not a murderer. I promise." You finish, smiling a little.

Kermit smiles, and extends a hand to shake yours. "Well, glad to hear that! Both that you're applying and not a murderer, that is." He explains. "So, should we begin with the interview?" he asks, clasping his hands together. "Aren't you gonna use your office?" Gonzo asks. "No, uh, Animal got in there recently. I'm having some maintenance done." Kermit says, and Gonzo nods. "Well, I guess we'll just do the interview here then!" Gonzo says happily. Kermit turns to him. "Uh, Gonzo?" "Yeah?" Gonzo responds, tilting his head. "Are you planning on staying? For the interview?" Kermit asks. Gonzo nods, clearly confused. "Yeah! I made the ad that got Y/N here!" He explains. Kermit shrugs and turns to you, and asks "Is it okay if Gonzo sits in for this?" You nod.

Kermit sits down on a similar cushion near you, and Gonzo flops onto the cold wooden floor. Gonzo sneezes as the dust from his spot lands on him as Kermit pulls out the papers. "Okay, full name and age?" He asks. "Y/N L/N, (Age)." You respond. "Where have you worked prior to this interview?" You think about your past jobs. "I was a kids party entertainer for a time, I taught a kids program at a community theater, and I work at a singing-waiters diner currently." You respond. Kermit nods, and asks a few more questions. "Okay, last question, what is your talent?" He asks. You tilt your head in confusion. "My... Talent?" You ask. "What you're good at!" Gonzo explains. "They know what it means, Gonzo." Kermit says. "Well, I guess I don't really know... I didn't know a theatrical talent was required for this, assistant position." You say. "Well, since you'll be working here, it's possible you'll move up in the show, that's how show business works!" Kermit explains, smiling. You stop, and think about his words. 'Since I'll be working here...?' you think, repeating his words. Your eyes widen as you look up.

"A-are you saying I got the job?" You exclaim. Kermit nods, and Gonzo gives you a thumbs up. "Oh! Thank you!" You hug him, before realizing what you did and letting go of him. "Sorry..." You chuckle awkwardly. "It's fine, how soon can you start?" Kermit asks. "Well, I'm not really doing anything tomorrow." After you and Kermit work out a basic schedule, he waves goodbye. You smile as you leave the studio, but hear the doors fly open behind you. You turn and see Gonzo on the steps of the theater.

"Don't I get a hug?!"

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patonsart · 10 months

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Moss Mowdown Pre-Quarterfinals Round 6.5!

Due to an error at our headquarters, Might Guy was put up against Kermit the Frog instead of Gon Freecss. Instead of deleting the post, we are going to upload the correct round and have the last round be a bonus.

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labeckinator · 5 months

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Muppet x Escaflowne

Based on this tumblr post about unhinged fanfiction. Miss Piggy as Hitomi, Kermit the Frog as Van, Gonzo and Camilla as Allen and Millerna. I thought about doing more, but I think this is it for now.

#escaflowne fanart #muppets #sketch

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powerpolyculeshowdown · 1 year

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CANON POLYCULE SHOWDOWN

this is a contest for canonically confirmed polycules or polycules that have a lot of hints to a possibility of them being canon, even if the authors might not have intended that way!

Beware of spoilers!! Some of these only become polycules later in the media they're from, and some of the descriptions describe a tragic fate for the polycule, so keep in mind there will be spoilers

rules can be found here

bracket can be found here

honorable mentions can be found here

links for all the match ups as they go live can be found in the MASTERPOST. it will be updated each round, but i will also tag every round to make them easier to find

help me w descriptions for the honorable mentions!

Round 2 part 2 finished.

Round 3 will go live on May 19th!

(#canonround2 or #pollycule if you want to search for the polls)

tags:

#canonpolyculeshowdown - for relevant updates and the polls

#pollycule - (yes double L) specifically for the showdown polls, to make it easier to find. doesn't include the prelims cause I only thought to add this after, sorry

#canonpropaganda - for, well, propaganda. ill post asks, reblog posts and maybe reblog reblogs

#honorablemention - for the ships that did not make it in (i will still make a post introducing all of them)

#tournamnt poll - the generally agreed on tag for blacklisting purposes. let me know if i forget to use it! i cant edit polls but it will remind me for the following round

#canonroundN - N being the number of the round we're in. so, for example: canonround0, canonround1, canonround2, etc. from the quarterfinals onwards, they'll also include the specific tag (#quarterfinals, etc). Check the post's tags for that ome if you want to look at all polls from that round!

list may be updated as needed.

if you submitted something that did not get in, nor was it posted as an honorable mention, and you wish to know why, feel free to send an ask.

LIST OF CONTESTANTS:

Nathan/Vlad/Ursula (Hunger Pangs)

Rilla/Arum/Damien (Penumbra Podcast)

Nathan/Gabriel/Annalise (The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself)

Ben/Ryn/Maddie (Siren Freeform)

Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot (High Noon Over Camelot)

Quanxi/Pingsti/Cosmo/Long/Tsugihagi (Chainsaw Man)

Wu Zetian/Li Shimin/Gao Yizhi (Iron Widow)

Caleb/Astrid/Eadwulf (Critical Role)

Sadie/Walt/Anubis (The Kane Chronicles)

Rajan/Wolfgang/Kala (Sense8)

Princess Glisselda/Seraphina/Lucien (Seraphina)

Tess/Jacomo/Margarethe (Tess of the Road)

Logan/Jean Grey/Scott/Emma (X-Men)

Uzui/Hinatsuru/Makio/Suma (Demon Slayer)

Megaera/Thanatos/Zagreus (Hades)

Dianda/Simon/Patrick (October Daye)

Haruka/Michiru/Setsuna (Sailor Moon)

Asmodeus Alice/Clara Valac/Iruma Suzuki (Mairimashita, Iruma-kun!)

Aizo/Yujiro/Hiyori (HoneyWorks)

Kyle/Rogelio/Lonnie (She Ra)

Dashawn/Steve/Jose/Cupe R III/Otto/Arturo/Gregory/Quackers McQuack (Bojack Horseman)

Fluorite (Steven Universe)

Miss Piggy/Kermit/Gonzo (Muppets)

Sherlock/Watson/Mary (Sherlock Holmes movies)

Ichika Hoshino/Saki Tenma/Shiho Hinomori/Honami Mochizuki (Project SEKAI)

Tree Trunks/Mr. Pig/Alien Husband (Adventure Time)

Daniel/Sam/Jack/Teal’c (Stargate SG-1)

Mukai Naoya/Saki Saki/Nagisa Minase (Kanojo mo Kanojo/Girlfriend Girlfriend)

Eddie/Venom/Anne/Dan (Venom)

Peter Quill/Aradia/Mors (Guardians of the Galaxy)

George/Gilda/Thomas (Design for Living)

Leif/Thorn/Kale (Leif and Thorn)

Kieran/Ray/Gemma (Trigonometry)

Eugene/Rapunzel/Cassandra (Tangled the Series)

Jack/August/Rina (The Wicker King)

La’gann/Coral/Rodunn (Young Justice)

Syenite/Innon/Alabaster (Broken Earth)

Enrique/Hypnos/Sofia (The Gilded Wolves)

Max/Jack/Anne (Black Sails)

Pyrrha/Commander Wake/Gideon the First (The Locked Tomb)

Neptune/Venus/Jupiter (We Know the Devil)

Quincey/Jack/Arthur/Lucy (Dracula)

Amber/Reese/David (Adaptation)

Will/Tessa/Jem (The Infernal Devices)

Kieran/Cristina/Mark (The Dark Artifices)

Winter/Moon/Qibli (Wings of Fire)

Camille/Nyra/Dendro (Muted)

Sasha/Anne/Marcy (Amphibia)

Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (White Collar)

Turtle Heart/Melena/Frex (Wicked)

Emiya/Saber/Rin (Fate Stay/Night)

Sofiane/Victor/Luisa (Mortel)

Taylor/Theo/Josey (3)

Jack/Emma/Izzy (You Me Her)

Keiko/Miles/Kira (Star Trek)

Jade/Dave/Karkat (Homestuck Epilogues)

Anzu/Kazuki/Junta (Romantic Killers)

Shikimori/Izumi/Ai (Shikimori is Not Just Cute)

Camina/Michio Pa/Josep/Serge/Berthold/Oksana (The Expanse)

Breq/Mercy of Kalr/Seivarden/Ekalu (Imperial Radch)

Roguish Semiotician/Infamous Mathematician/Player Character (Fallen London)

Alphonse/Seth/Listener (Bittersweet)

Storm/Helen/Mira (Love and Luck Podcast)

Nicky/Joe/Andy/Booker/Niles (The Old Guard)

#canonpolyculeshowdown #canonpropaganda #honorablemention #pollycule #third place

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the-muppet-joker · 2 months

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His Gift

Tags and Warnings: Kermit x Joker, Muppet Kink, Egg Laying Kink, Wound Fucking, Viscera Fucking, Joker's Cum Makes Kermit Insane, Comfort, Fluff, Dead Dove Do Not Eat

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"Kermit! Kermit, darling," Joker had called out through laughter. He was trying to subdue his insane muppet lover who, while filled to the brim with Joker's seed, was practically bouncing off of the walls with manic energy and a thirst for violence.

So far, Kermit has killed three civilians on the southern end of Gotham. Joker rewarded the muppet very very well with some of his favorite kinks. After the first civilian was beheaded, Joker went into a frenzy and couldn’t help himself from fucking the torn esophagus. Kermit was whimpering at this point

“Joker, please, I’m so desperate for your cum. Let me drink it from this pathetic bastard’s throat, please”

A couple hours later, the second murder on the western end of Gotham occurred. A man pulverized beneath a steamroller, Joker filled Kermit’s already sopping muppet hole with the enticing viscera scraped from the concrete before pounding his tight muppet hole, guts and blood leaking at the peak of each thrust before Joker pulled out and came along his green lover’s back.

The third and final murder Kermit committed on the way back to their cozy safe house in central Gotham. Joker recognized the crazed look in his lover’s eyes as the muppet tore his final victim, an elderly woman, limb from limb. Kermit was rapidly approaching the point of no return, and while Joker wished to reward his dearest, he also wished to ensure he was okay.

“Darling…” he cooed, wrapping his arms around Kermit from behind as he flailed, tearing off the woman’s face. “You’ve had your fun, and you will get your reward, but now it is time for you to calm down. I want you to be fully aware when you receive my gift…”

Panting and covered in blood and his lover’s seed, Kermit slowly stopped dismembering his final victim. Joker raised his eyebrows at him, expectant.

Kermit nodded and allowed Joker to lead them both into their home.

Inside, Joker tenderly washed Kermit in their tub, taking care to scrub out the gore and semen from his green felt. Kermit felt the madness receding from his mind, a warm comfort taking its place.

“Ah, Joker?” He mumbled.

Joker hummed in response, focused on cleaning his lover fully.

“What was the, er, gift you mentioned earlier?” Kermit asked, looking up at the clown. Joker smiled, whispering,

“You mean you haven’t noticed my egg inside you?”

Kermit’s eyes widened. He hadn’t noticed in his bloodlust, but he could feel it now: the heavy presence pressing against the entrance of his muppet hole. Joker’s egg, which had rapidly grown inside of him after their initial lovemaking. Kermit began to tremble.

Joker helped Kermit out of the bath and led him, shaking, to a nest of blankets in the bedroom. Kermit yelped, feeling the bulge inside him shift as he sat down. He blushed as he realized how fertile he was for a muppet; even Gonzo had never been able to manifest an egg after being filled to the brim with rich baby batter only one time.

The egg began to press against his muppet hole, which was beginning to gather moisture in anticipation.

“Ah! Oh, fuck…” Kermit gasped, the sudden pressure bringing tears to his eyes. Joker stroked the top of his head soothingly. “You are doing so well, darling.” The praise caused more wetness to gather around the edge of his hole, and the egg slipped out a little more with the ease of the lubrication.

Gods, it was so large.

Panting and straining, Kermit pushed out Joker’s egg a little at a time, pausing with it sticking out of him halfway for a breath. The egg, now dripping with Kermit’s slick, was straining his hole painfully as it was at its thickest point.

“Just one more push, dearest,” said Joker softly.

Squeezing his eyes shut, Kermit pushed. And pushed. And pushed.

Squelch…

The sudden release of pressure made Kermit scream in ecstasy, so light headed that he began to rapidly lose consciousness, sleep overtaking him.

Joker looked at the wet, round, shining mass that his lover had managed to push out of him, nearly the same size of the muppet himself. “Kermit,” he murmured affectionately, scooping up his boyfriend with ease and carrying him to bed, “You never cease to amaze me…”

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thatboomerkid · 26 days

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Happy Hunting, Mister the Frog! (part one)

[interior: the New York Continental, mid-day; it is full of badass assassins in fancy suits all quietly going about their business]

[the camera pans the lobby to show that the crowd is also inexplicably interspersed with various Muppets: Rolf is playing piano, Scooter is a bellhop, Link Hogthrob is talking on a cellphone while surrounded by beautiful female bodyguards, and Sam Eagle is reading a newspaper with the headline “PROFITS?!?”, all while Uncle Deadly & Sweetums chat casually with a group of heavily-tattooed men]

[the crowd is ALSO full of random celebs not otherwise featured in the John Wick movies: Zendaya, Mark Ruffalo, Weird Al, Jenna Ortega, Snoop Dogg, Jack Black, Margot Robbie, Randall Park, Paul Rudd, Nicholas Cage, Lucy Liu, Christopher Walken, Tommy Chong, and Lady Gaga, among others]

[meanwhile, we see Dr. Bunsen Honeydew exchanging a massive dufflebag full of comically-oversized guns for a small black briefcase (which Beaker then immediately drops several times, allowing the chickens stuffed inside to escape) while the Electric Mayhem arm-wrestle John Cena; we can see Statler & Waldorf heckling a group of angry Yakuza from their theater box in the background ]

Bell: (chimes as the door opens)

Kermit: (trudges in, visibly annoyed and wearing a black suit & tie; he has a large, cartoonish white X-shaped bandage on the left side of his forehead)

Fozzie: (wanders in behind him, loudly eating popcorn out of a little red-&-white-striped box; he is openly ogling both the scenery and the patrons)

Fozzie: Oh wow! Kermit, look! This place is great! They have EVERYTHING! Did you see the luggage carts!? (pause) Ooh, are these people all really … you-know-whats?

Kermit: Everyone has a vocation, Fozzie. These are all just regular people, just like anybody else.

Fozzie: Wow! And I guess your old college roommate John Wick told you about this place, huh? Hey, did anyone ever tell you that the two of you look totally identical? Especially with your new haircut!

Kermit: Uh, Fozzie, can you keep it down? I think people here can be a little … touchy.

Fozzie: (fondling a confused Idris Elba’s tie while looking over his shoulder to read his cellphone) Sure thing, Kermit!

Kermit: (audible sigh)

Everyone: (begins whispering as Kermit trudges across the lobby; he arrives at the empty front desk and rings the bell)

Kermit: Fozzie, will you stop that?

Fozzie: (snapping pictures of an annoyed Rihanna on his disposable camera) Sorry, Kermit! (snaps another picture)

Kermit: (grumbles, rings the bell several more times) Hello?

Gonzo & Rizzo: (pop up from behind the desk in perfect unison) Checking in, Mister the Frog?

Kermit: (even more visibly annoyed) Guys, what are you doing here?

Rizzo: We work here now!

Gonzo: Yeah! The High Table said we’re their new most-dependable employees!

Winston: (leaning out of his office) I said most disposable.

Rizzo: That’s right! And no funny-business on Continental grounds, buddy! Or I get to spray you with the fire extinguisher! The boss said so!

Winston: (leaning out of his office again) I most certainly did not.

Statler: What’s that? No funny-business!?

Waldorf: Well, that certainly won’t be difficult!

Statler & Waldorf: OHOHOHOHO!

Kermit: Look, guys, I just need a room. My house got blown up. Again.

Fozzie: Yeah, guys! Also? Kermit here is gonna avenge my death!

Kermit: Fozzie, stop telling everyone that I’m going to avenge your death. I think you really scared that poor Uber driver.

Rizzo: Right! ‘Cuz everyone knows he’s gonna avenge Piggy’s death first!

Kermit: What? Who? No, no I am not.

Gonzo: (putting on 3D glasses) Ooh, a flashback!

[flashback begins]

Miss Piggy: (dramatically flinging herself onto a bed) Oh, Kermie! I’m dying!

Kermit: Uh … well, no. I mean, I’m sure lots of people get banned for life from Shoes 4 Less, honey. It’s probably … fine?

Miss Piggy: (wailing, kicking) NO! SHOES! NOOO!

Kermit: If it bothers you so much, maybe … uh, just try not punching all the security guards in the face so much next time?

Miss Piggy: No! NO! My life is OVER! I’m buying you the cheapest dog they have and then I’m DYING!

Kermit: uhh

Miss Piggy: (wailing)

Kermit: (slowly backing out the door) … Okay well I’m gonna go fold some socks and I’ll leave you to it.

Miss Piggy: (suddenly sitting up) And you better not kiss any other beautiful women after I’m dead, frog.

Kermit:

Miss Piggy: (dramatically slams herself back on the bed; wailing resumes)

[flashback ends]

Fozzie: And I’m the dog!

Rizzo: Cool!

Kermit: No you are not.

Gonzo: Ooh, that was a great flashback! Can we see the part where you learned karate and high-speed stunt-driving?

Kermit: No! And I’m not avenging anyone’s death!

Rizzo: Ohhh, right, right, right! Sure, sure, I gotcha! You’re “not” avenging “anyone’s” “death”! Of course, why didn’t you say so!? I got just the guy!

Gonzo: (pulls out a megaphone) Attention, all Continental guests! Attention, all scary Continental guests! Sommelier to the front desk, please! Sommelier to the front desk! The world’s most dangerous frog is now purchasing several very large guns!

Kermit: (visible anger)

Swedish Chef: (crashes though a door behind the front desk, stirring a giant pot full of bullets that fly everywhere) Hurdy yurdy, Meester dee Frog! Needin’ der guns fer de pewty-pew, shooty-boom-boom?

Rizzo: He wants to know who the target is.

Gonzo: Tell him it’s me! I wanna see what he would recommend!

Swedish Chef: (begins rummaging under the desk; pulls out a bazooka, a katana, a spike-covered accordion, and a big black cartoon bomb — already lit — with the word ‘BOöMBb’ written on it in giant white letters) Hokey-hinkey Mistier dee Froög! Skirben der moo frinkie shootie all der baddies, ya?

Rizzo: He says it comes with a bayonet and three laser-sights, but it’ll cost you extra.

Fozzie: (playing with nunchucks) Oh wow, Kermit! You could probably “not avenge” the whole city with all this stuff!

Gonzo: (brandishing flamethrower) Or the entire nation of Portugal! Twice!

Kermit: (exasperated groan) Look, I’m not “not avenging” anyone! And especially not the nation of Portugal!

Gonzo: Not even once?

Kermit: NO.

Rizzo: (tossing several ninja stars over his shoulder) Pfft. Not with that attitude, you’re not!

Kermit: Now are you gonna rent me a hotel room, or is that the one thing this place doesn’t have?

Daniel Craig: (standing behind Kermit) Ah, I beg your pardon? I am ALSO checking in? I was told that there were several, ah … dozen murders in need of investigation?

Kenneth Branagh: Ah! Oui, and I was told zee same thing?

Benedict Cumberbatch & Robert Downey Jr: (simultaneously) As was I. (scowl at one another)

Scooter: (arriving from nowhere) If you’ll follow me, gentleman? I’m afraid you’re in our “committing” section; the “solving” section is right over here.

(crowd of detectives departs)

Fozzie: (takes several photos of them)

Keanu Reeves: (walks up wearing a cheap fake mustache and glasses) Um, excuse me? I would ALSO like to check in; my name is, uh … Chlon. Uh … Chlon Ww… Glick. Chlon Glick. I’ve never been here before.

Rizzo: You again? Get out of here, buddy! This place is only for real cool guys with tattoos and tragic pathos! Go be a nobody loser some place else!

Keanu: (leaves)

Rizzo: Jeez, what is with that guy?

Gonzo: I like him! He taught me a cool pen trick! Watch! (jams pens in his “ears”)

Scooter: Ahem! Your room is ready, Mister the Frog. You’re in our “tortured path of self-destructive revenge” suite!

Gonzo: (now with like thirty pens jammed into his face) Ooh, that’s the best one!

Scooter: No, you’re thinking of the “self-destructive path of torturous revenge” suite. This one’s a dump.

Fozzie: Does it have a minibar?

Scooter: It does … not. And it’s next to two different ice machines. (checks clipboard) Make that three.

Fozzie: That’s okay. Is the bed comfy?

Scooter: Not particularly. And you’re definitely going to get attacked in the middle of the night by this guy. (gestures at Crazy Harry)

Crazy Harry: (waves axe around with low, ominous chuckle)

Fozzie: Ooooh, fancy! (snaps a picture)

Kermit: Look, do you have any rooms that aren’t weird horrible death-traps?

Scooter: Uh … probably not, but I guess I can check? You’re welcome to hang out in the lobby while you wait.

Fozzie: (picking up a bar menu) Kermit? Can we order some onion rings?

Rizzo: Yep! And there’s a running gun-battle every hour, on the hour!

Gonzo: (strapping on a helmet, picking up a chicken) Be sure to stay for the evening show; it’s completely different than the afternoon matinee! No spoilers, but I’ll probably die!

Kermit: (grumbles, walks to the bar)

#the muppets #john wick #not gaming related #feed me to the ai daddy #mickey mouse gave elon gonorrhea

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astrolionking · 8 months

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Gonzo sketches (w/ Gonzo/Kermit bc I’m sorry Gonzo/Camilla is so bad argue with the wall)

#dizzy (art tag)#he’s a weirdo but I hate the chicken shit #he just likes chickens in a ‘I just think they’re near way’ nothing else #the muppets #muppets fanart #gonzo the great #kermit the frog #gonzo x Kermit #Kermit x Gonzo

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rowlfthedog · 11 months

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There are more in there. I know I missed people, but I stopped once I noticed I got past a hundred (Zoot makes 102). I stuck these in an alphebatizer real quick, but I could not think of a Muppet for X...

Abby Cadabby

Animal

Apollo Pajanimals

Baby Bear

Baby Natasha

Baskerville the Dog

Beaker

Beauregard

Bert

Big Mean Carl

Bobo the Bear

Boober Fraggle

Bunsen

Cantus Fraggle

Clifford

Constantine

Convincing John

Cookie Monster

Count Von Count

Cowbella Pajanimals

Denise the Pig

Digit

Dodos from Follow that Bird (all 4 of them)

Dr. Teeth

Dr. Van Neuter

Edwin Pajanimals

Elmo

Ernie

Floyd Pepper

Fozzie Bear

Frank Oz Muppet

Gobo Fraggle

Gonzo the Great

Gramps

Grover Monster

Grundgetta

Guy Smiley

Happy Yellow Creature

Henrietta (The Chicken)

Hugga Wugga

Iggy Wiggy

Irvine

J.P. Grosse

Janice

Java

Java Again (baby)

Jim Henson Muppet

Joe the Janitor

Johnny Fiama

Julia Autism

Junior Gorg

Kermit the Frog of course

King of the Universe

Lenny the Lizard

Lew Zealand

Lips

Ma Bear

Mahna Mahna

Mean Mama

Miss Piggy

Mokey Fraggle

Muppet Newsman (That is his name)

Nephew (Rowlf’s Nephew)

Nigel

Oscar the Grouch

Pepe

Prairie Dawn

Queen of the Universe

Red Fraggle

Rizzo the Rat

Robin the Frog

Roosevelt Franklin

Rosita Monster

Rowlf the Dog

Sal Minella

Sam Eagle

Sclrapp Flyapp

Scooter the Gofer

Skeeter the. Twin Sister

Snowth 1 from Mahna Mahna

Snowth 2 from Mahna Mahna

Snuffy

Sprocket the Dog

Squacky Pajanimals

Statler

Summer the Penguin

Swedish Chef

Sweetpea Sue Pajanimals

Telly Monster

Uncle Deadly

Uncle Traveling Matt

Waldorf

Walter

Wanda

Wayne

Wembley Fraggle

Wilkins

Wontkins

Yolanda the Rat

Yorick (the All-Consuming Skull)

Zoe Monster

Zoot

#barks

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peepawstims · 9 days

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hi, uh, random fuckin' request ik!! But can i ask for like,, a muppets show stim board? I don't rlly care what character, but i'd prefer like a gonzo or kermit seeing as those 12 have helped me through a shit ton.

this is not forced, and jus have fun w it :) go wild bud

Kermit and Gonzo Stimboard

I completely understand having them as comfort characters I have many of those from my childhood to including both Kermit and Gonzo so I decided to do green for Kermit and purple for gonzo I hope you like it!!!

Requests are open

1 | 2 | 3

X | 4 | X

5 | 6 | 7

#stim board #stimblr #stimboard #visual stim #stim gifs #green #purple #purple aesthetic #green aesthetic #the muppets #muppets #kermit the frog #kermit #gonzo muppets #gonzo

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juiceboxhero · 1 year

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#i listed the ones that came to mind immediately when i thought of muppets if i forgot your fav I'm sorry there are so many

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eminsunnytoons123 · 5 days

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Heres my ship names for the muppets:

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Kermit x miss piggy x fozzie - rainbows, fashion And comedy

Gonzo x Camilla - greatest chickens

Pepe x Rizzo x yolanda - spain, And two sarcasms

Dr bunsen And beaker - nervous science

Scooter x Walter - Ginger haired and Brunette-blond

Skeeter x summer - the tomboy and an artist

Leon x Lindbergh - lizard in kiwi Bird's feathers

Digit x Maya - robotic bass

Dr teeth x sam eagle - groovy liberty

Lew Zealand x Crazy Harry - fishes and explosions

Zoot x Lips - saxophone and trumpet

Janice x Floyd - blonde and red

Animal x Tammy - drums and red hair

Flash x beard - the blond haired And a beard

Solid foam drummer (Kimberly) x chip - the red haired And the nerd

Zondra x Isabella - a goth and a softie

I'll make a part two later ^////^

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devilsrecreation · 11 months

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List of my muppet au’s and other au’s I’ve seen

Pokemon AU

Muppet Monster AU

Villain au (which I am currently obsessing over)

Demon au

Mafia au

4 MTI au’s:

Magic conch chell

MTI babies

Baby Clueless au

An au similar to where Kermit was never born, except it’s where the muppirates aren’t pirates (it’s very angsty)

Hellhound Rowlf au

My own Royal/medieval au where the more popular muppets (Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, Pepe, and the EM) all rule their own kingdom (may get into that in a future post)

Pirate au

Wild West au

Circus au

Swap au where the muppets and muppirates switch places. Pew is in Kermit’s position and Black Dog is the star of the show while Kermit is a pirate captain

- everyone’s personalities are the same

Flower Shop x Tattoo shop au

Weremayhem au

High school au

Bluey au

The Owl House au

Muppfam au (where Kermit and Rowlf adopt Scooter and it’s just adorable)

Tickle Monster au

Incredibles au

Vampire au

30’s au

Superhero au

A sesame street POTO au except instead of an opera house, it’s a playhouse built by either Bert and Ernie or Telly and Baby Bear. Instead of a story about love, it’s a story about friendship.

Abby Cadabby is Christine, Elmo is Raul, and the phantom is either Cookie Monster or Oscar. With Cookie, his lair is filled with cookies (even his boat is made of cookies!) and instead of water, it’s milk. With Oscar, trash. Everything is trash.

Like the title says, these aren’t ALL mine (only the ones bolded are). Those are either from my friends on discord or what I’ve seen on tumblr. But they’re all super fun to think about

Side note: I think the villain and demon au’s are more of a general au thing where everyone can pitch in and make their own versions of the muppets in those au’s, which is why I didn’t bold them even though I love thinking about them

#and may i just say these other au’s are GENIUS #also feel free to ask me about my au’s cuz i wanna talk about them #muppet au’s #the muppets

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certified-muppet-enjoyer · 1 month

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#i love doing polls #the muppets #ships

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